zhurengongjiaonanjinhuoyunjideshumingjiao《furenyoutaohunshibaile》，shizuozhebeileyechuangzuodehaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：tayigexiaoshazi，daitimeimeijiajiyigecanji！zhongren：guaiguai，zheirizikezaguo？bujiuhou，shazituranbushale，canjituranbucanle！zhongrenjing：laotianyekaishitongqingtamenle？waijiezhafantiandeshihou，nanjinzhengbeirenmendong，dinjiancitaopaoshibai，nanjinqiji，“wei，woshihuilaibaochoude，bushigennitanqingshuoaide！”mourenchongnideshuo：“guai，lianwotinida，zhawotininve，chouwotinibao！buyong......
第9章
daoleyinyuan，huoyunjibananjinfangdaokefang，sirenyishengganjinjitajianchashenti。
霍云寂下了楼。
tazuozaiketingshafashangchouyan，meitouyizhicuzhe，xinqinghenbuhao。
yigenxiangyanhaimeichouwansirenyishengjiuxialoulai，zhanzaitashenbiangongjingdeshuo，
“huoye，zheiweixiaojiemeishier，tashenshangmeiyourenheshangkou，yifushangyoushaoliangxueji，xiangshidongleganhuotuchulaide，qitadedoushijixue。”
huoyunjiwenyantoudoumeitai，jiurenshangcheshitajiuchajuedaoleyiyang，yinggaishizhidaojiajinyinyuanhuiyourenzhuishata，tayaozhasihuoming，caiguyigaoleyishendejixue。
倒是够聪明的。
talandecaotazheixin，qiamieleshoulidexiangyan，qishenduiguanjiashuo：
“rangrenhaohaozhaoguta，dengtaxinglaiyihougaosuta，ruguoxianghuoming，jiuzanshizaiyinyuanhaohaodaizhe！”
话落离开。
......
huojialaozhai，huoshenzhengzaijiedianhua，dezhijintiandexinniangbeipinganjiehuiyinyuan，tarenbuzhufangshengdaxiaoqilai。
“hahahaha，hao！haoa！yidingyaorangrenhaohaozhaoguta，bukeyourenheshanshi！”
gualedianhua，huoshenlianshangshizangbuzhudegaoxing。
laoguanjiaxuebokantaxinqinghao，yexiaozheshuo：
“haojiumeijianninzheimegaoxingle。”
yinweihuoyunjidehunshi，zheixienianhuoshenkemeishaocaoxin。
qiansanrenxinniangzidoumeinenghuozhejinyinyuandedamen，zheigezhongyupinganjinleyinyuan！
huoshenshuo：“zheiguniangdananbusi，biyouhoufu！woxiangxintakendingnengweijiertiangehourende。”
laoguanjialianliandiantou，“shuobudingnengjiyunjishaoyeshenghaojige。”
霍申笑的合不拢嘴，
“tayaozhennengjiwomenhuojiaduoshengjige，rangwozhejinianshoumingwodouyuanyi！nikuaiqujiaozhanglvshizhunbeizhunbei，bahetongnihaonaguolaiwoqianzi，zheiguniangmaosijiajinleyinyuan，zanmenbunengkuidaita！”
laoguanjiashuo，“anpaiquyinyuan？”
“ng。”huoshenhualuoqueyoubaibaishou，“suanlesuanle，haishimingtianzaiquba，jintianshijierdedaxirizi，rangtamenxiaoliangkouduoniwainiwai，wojiubuguoquaiyanle。”
huoshenduanqichabeiheleyikouqingcha，xiangdaoleshenme，taturancucumeitou，wendao，
“laosanneiyijiazidouzaiganshenme？”
laoguanjiazhidaohuoshenweishenmewenzheige，zheiliangnianyizhiyourenduihuoyunjidexinniangzixiashou，huoshenzaihuaiyihuoguangyuan。
huoguangyuanshihuoyunjidesanshu，jianzhishihuojiadelingleicunzai。
huojiarendouzhongqingzhongyi，weiduhuoguangyuan，weirenxinhenshoulayoutandewuyan。
laoguanjiahui，“sanlaoyezuijinganmaole，yizhizaijialixiuxi，yunkunshaoyezaixiyuantingquer，yunmingshaoyexiangwangchangyiyang，daqingzaojiuzhijiequlegongsi。”
huoshendao，“laosanneiyijiazi，yejiuyunmingzhengqi。”
“shia，suiranyunmingshaoyebushizuicongmingde，dantayizhizainulixuexi。”
huoshenlveganxinwei，renkedediandiantou，“ng......”
youxiarenzoujinlai，“laotaiye，yunjishaoyelaile。”
霍申闻言微微蹙眉。
xiarenlikaiyihou，laoguanjiadanyoudeshuo：
“zheimenqinshininmeitiqiangaosuyunjishaoye，pashiyunjishaoyebugaoxingle。”
huoshenzhangchuyikouqi，“nixianxiaquba，wogentaliaoliao。”
laoguanjiadiantoulikai，taqianjiaogangzouhuoyunjijiujinleketing，liansewuhei。
huoshenzuozaiyizishang，jiazhuangruowuqishideshuo：
“jintianshinidaxiderizi，nibuzaijialipeinixifuer，paowozheierlaiganma？”
huoyunjizhijiezuoxia，daiyongrenshanglechalikaizhihoutacaishuo：
“yeye，womenzhiqianjiushuohaolede，wodehunshibuyongnicaoxin！”
“wodaoshibuxiangcaoxin！nipingzijidebenshizhaogexifuerjiwokankana！”
huoyunjiheilian，“woshuolezheibeizidoubuhuijiehunshenghaizi。”
“hunao！renhuoyishi，laiquwuying，ruguomeiyouhoudai，jiubailaizheishijianzouyizaole！”
huoyunjifanbo，“woershuyemeihaizi，zhaoyangguodehenhao。”
huoyunjideershenshigedingke，buyuanyishenghaizi，huoguangyishigeqingzhong，weiletayezuoqiledingke，liangrenguodehenxingfu。
huoshentiqilaihuoguangyijiutouteng，bugaoxingdeshuodao，“zhishaotayoulaopo，niyouma？！”
huoyunji：“......”
tadequemeiyou，bieshuolaopo，nvpengyoudoumeiyou。
chenmopianketashuo，“yeye，nizhidaowoyouguaibing，genbierenbuyiyang。”
“youbingjiuzhi！zheishijianjiumeiyouzhibuhaodebing！”
“wozheibingdaodinengbunengzhihao，ninxinlibuqingchuma？”
huoshenbeitongdaotongchu，turanfanlian，sangmendougenzhetigaole，
“wobuqingchu！wojiuzhidaobuguanshenmeshier，budaozuihouyikedoubunengwangxiajielun！”
huoyunjiqingqingtanlekouqi，
“yeye，zuotianshijieyixuezuzhiderenlaikanguole，wozheibingzhendezhibuhao！nibizhewoquqishengzi，ruguowosile，wolaopozenmeban？wodehaizizenmeban？sheinengtiwozhaoguhaotamen？！”
huoshenxiangdoumeixiangjiushuo：“wozhaogutamen！”
huoyunjiwen，“ninengzhaogutamenjinian？”
huoshencumei，“wosizhiqianhuianpaihaotamendeshenghuo！”
huoyunjishuo：“nikeqinkouduiwoshuoguo，zheigeshijieshangzhiyouzijizuikexin！ninengbaozhengninsizhihou，suotuofuzhirennenghaohaozhaogutamen？”
huoshen：“......”
huoyunjiyoushuo：“wobunengjitamentigongyigekekaodeweilai，ziranjiubuhuiyaotamen！
yinweizheihunshi，woshenshangchadianbeifusantiaorenming！jintianruguobushiwojishigandao，neiguniangjiuzhensile！zaiwokanlaizheishizaonie！”
huoshennudao，“wozhirangrenqushuoqin，congweiqiangxingyaoqiuguniangjiajini！wobuqiangbudaobubi，zenmejiuzaoniele？！”
budenghuoyunjishuohua，huoshenyoudao，
“nikeyirenxingbuqudaliwomenhuojiadegongsi，danshinibixujiehunshenghaizi！jintianneiguniangmaosijiajini，tadeenqingwojizhe，wobuhuikuidaita！”
huoyunjikanlaoyezihaodaihuadoubuting，jiushengqidao，
“yeye，womeiyoukeqiming，keweishenmeyourenbuxiangwoquqishengzi？yuanyinninkendingzhidao。
daodishisheizaibeihoudongdeshou，wozhidao，ninkendingyenengcaidao。woyizhibudongta，bushiwomeizheigenengli，shiwozhidaoninzuixiangyaoshenme。
wozunzhongnindexiangfa，yexiwangninnengzunzhongwodexiangfa。”
“你什么意思？”
huoyunjishuo：“zheicizhuishadeshierwohaikeyibujijiao，danshiwoxiwangzheishininzuihouyicijiwoanpaihunshi！wohuiquyihouhuilijigentajiechuhunyinguanxi，nibuyaochashou！”
“ni......nijiuqisiwoba！”huoshenqidezhipaizhuozi。
huoyunjishibuxiangrehuoshenshengqide，kehaishihenzhexinmeishuoruanhua，qishenlikai。
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