zhujiaojiaosongsonglushiqiandexiaoshuojiao《furenyouyanjingquanchengle》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshihesuodongnuansuobianxiedexiandaiyanqingleixingdexiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：qinmaxianqi，houdiejiabao，jijiefenfenzhongsuanjinongsita……dangquannengyinghouyichaozhongshengdaozheiweihuachicaobaoshenshang，songsongbiaoshi：laia，bufujiugan！baniganku！fanpaiwulian：aiyopapa！fensiwulian：wae，nvwangweiwu！jiaoluoli，foxijinyudemourenmousechenchen：comeonbaby！laopo，qiugan！……...
songmuyaozheiliangnianyanouxiangjuquanlebushaofen，buguosuizhenianlingshangsheng，zaijiashangyanjijiangying，hendachengdushangxianzhiletadexilu。
suiranyouhenduobenzidiguolai，buguoyaomeshidazhizuodenvsannvsi，yaomeshigouxueouxiangjudenvyi，tayanguanggaole，youqizichiweilailutaitaideshenfen，henduodoukanbushang。
jiuerjiuzhi，benzishaole，tayoukaishichoule。
xianrujinzongyichenglequanminre，taxiangfangshefadishangredugaodezongyijiemu……buguoyucitongshi，tishengredushiguanjian。
yaoshizaoyinian，tagenbenbuhuishangzhibo，juedetaidiaoshenfen，kexianzaiyiduimingxingkaozhezhiboyouzhongxinshuayiborenshe，bareduzaicijianqilai……ruguotayeneng，shuobudingnengwenguyixiannvxingdediweile。
“hailou，xiaohuobanmenwanshanghao，woshisongmuyao……”songxiaohuadanyigaikeailuxian，zhazheyibabiaozhundemaweibian，baisedekuansongnanyoulianyiqun，zhuangrongqingdan，chunsezhishiqingqingyidian，kanqilaiyouqiqinjinkeren。
“yaoyaoaaa！wodexiannvyao，jinwanzhendeweinidacall！”
“yaoyaozhendetaishihezheiyishenle，xiaoniaoyirende，tebierangrenyoubaohuyu……xiaoyaoyao，daomamahuaililaiba！”
“piaoliangshipiaoliang，jiushizongganjuexiaodetaijiale，yidianmeiyouganranli！”
songmuyaoderenqihaizai，zhibojianyixiazijiuyongrulejiangjinyiwandefensi，yourenxihuanta，jiuyouheifenkuangcaita。
“nanguaizuijinbupaixile，jiuzheizhibolianhuadoubuhuishuo……wokanledoujuedeganga！”
“nigangajiugunchuqu，meirenrangnikan！womenyaoyaotianxiadiyimei，buyunxufanbo！”
tadehenduonaocanfendaduodouhaishixuesheng，duiqirenlaibudainaozi，fandaoredehenduogangjinzhibojiandewangyouxinshengyanfan。
大海两个手机。
yigeshoujifengkuangzaisongsongzhibojiandianzan，yigeshoujijiuzaigedawanghongzhibojianjinjinchuchu，zaikandaosongmuyaokaizhibohou，jiujianjiandizaifuliqunlizhaohuanleyiduiqunyou。
dahaizaifuliqunyoudiweichaoran，keyishuoshiyihubaiying。
“zhandouba，tongzhimen！”tabasongmuyaozhibojiandelianjieshuaichuqu，ranhouzaiqunlifalegedahongbao。
suihou，qunlijiuhaideyifabukeshoushi。
songmuyaojintianzhibozhuyaoshiyinweizijidaiyanleshaonvxiliedehufupin，weilemaihuo……maihuodetongshi，zaixiangfangshefazengjiayidianrenqi。
dagaishiyoumingxingbaofu，songmuyaogenbenhuobuchuqu，quankaoyizhanglian，keshijianjiule，yehuini。
cishigesepinglunshuapingdetongshi，zongyourenpingkoucaiyimingjingren，tuoyingerchu。
weiwubuquhaidama：songyixianbukuishisongyixian，yixiandexin，erxiandedan，sanxiandelian，shibaxiandeyanji。
weiwubuquhaidama：jiupingnizheizhangjiaxiaolian，jueduikeyiwendingaosika！weishenmeni？yinweinigoujia！jiajiajia！
weiwubuquhaidama：yourenwenwosongyixianzhengrongmei？woweixiaozheshuobuzhidao……yinweizheizhanglianyaoshizhengguo，neijueduishizhengrongjiezuishibaidecancipin！
……
dahailianyanjingdoumeizhayixia，jiupilipaladiqiaoxiangzhandoudehaojiao，lundoubitachengren，lunsibitahaizhenmeipaguoshei。
songmuyaoqixianmeizaiyi，heifenshinalidoucunzaide，buzuweiqi……keshidangmarendemeiyijuhuadounenghuixinyiji，erqiehaibudaizhongfude，laizitongyigeren，neijiutaiexinrenle。
songmuyaoyuanbenjiushifenxinxialaikanpingmupinglunde，guanlizhibojianshitajingjirenhezhulideshi，keshizheigehaidamananadouyouta，tarenwukeren，zhijieshuaishoulahei。
瞬间。
直播间安静了。
meidengtahekoushuigaoxingsanmiaozhong。
屏幕再次嗨起。
zhandousongyixian1hao：yigehaidamabeilahei，qianqianwanwangehaidamaxiongqi！
zhandoujiaxiaolian2hao：songjiaxiaochulaiaida！laheifensizheishirenzuode？haidamashuocuole？nichulejiaxiaohaihuiganshenme？
zhandousongdajie3hao：nianjiyidaba，haizhengtianzhuangnen！chuleyanhuachinv，paidiangouxuejuhainengganshenme？zhibomaihuo，nizhangdianxinyan，kankanzheiyixiaoshimaichuduoshaohuole？
haidamakuangrefen：bushiwoshuo，zhentaniangdediumingxinglian！wanghongmaihuodoubininiubi，wokanhaiyounageguanggaoshangganjieqiani！
死鱼眼。
香肠嘴。
鹰钩鼻。
maihuozuilajidequanwangzuilow。
……
yilianchuanheipingzadesongmuyaozhijieshayanle。
zheishuodeyoubiziyouliande，haoxiangmaibuchuquneimeduohuo，mailejibaitaojiqiantaotamendouleruzhizhang？
gangjinlaidewangyouzaikandaoheiping，jingranyebeidailejiezou……
songmuyaohaoxiangzhendekuzhihuibianbianzuizhazhayan，xiaoqilailiangeyanshendoubuhaoshi，gengbietizaifuzadexifenle……
yishijian，zhibojianderenshaolebushao，daduozhenjuedemeijing……xianzaizhibomaihuodetaolutaiduole，zuoweiyigemingxing，guangkaolianzaowanbeidalian。
songmuyaogangxiangjieliwanhui，jiujianpinglunquyourenfaleyilianchuanyizhiboqitazhibojiandedizhi。
她也不傻。
mingxiannengganjuedaoyouyigelianjiechuxiandepinfanhenduo，haiyourenzaimailijieshao。
taqidehuixuesansheng，yemeihezuozaipangbianbuyuanchudetangbingshangliang，jiudianjinneigezhibojianmiaoleyiyan。
做饭直播？
人气两千八了。
erqiehaizaiyuanyuanbuduandishangsheng。
songmuyaohenhuaiyizheixierendoushicongtadezhibojianpaoguolaide。
takanleliangyan，yidianbujuedezheigezuocaizhibonalixiyinren，bujiushibaipai？qinggechuzi，zuodiancai，jiunenglarentou？
keshizhenzhengduizheiyikuaiganxingquderen，kandedangranshijinjinyouwei。
“waee，ganjuehaolihaideyangzi！zheishizuocaizhibo？buguozenmebululianni？”
“dagaibozhujiushisuibianzhaogelezi，dafadafashijianba，renjiayagenjiumeixianghong……”
“zheichufangkanqilaibiwojiadoudale，fupoa！haoxianhuideganjue，buguoyourengaosuwoxia，zheizhendeshizhizuocai，bushinvegou？”
“bozhulaogongganjuehaoshenshi！erqiezhiyouwokandaolema！！！tawanshangneikuaishoubiaozhendechaojigui，zhiqianwopeilaobanzaipaimaihuishangjianguo，haoxiangkuaidaobaweishule！taihaoleba！”
“suanle……woyaoyouzheimeyouqiandelaogong，woyetiantianzaijiazuofan，napazhenggemanhanquanxiwodouyuanyiaaa！”
“danding，woganjuebushilaogonga，pengyou？”
songsongneibianyijingzuodechabuduole，jiuchazuihouyigefanhoutiandian，haiyoushaguojirouzhouzhuhaojiuokle。
tachoukongkanleyanpingmu，kandaolaogonglianggezichadianpenle，“jieshixia，bushilaogong！bushilaogong！shilinju！”
“laogong？linju？”lushiqianqiahaonazhediaojiubeijinlai，mouguangshenshen，guyitiaomei，“shenyeyiqizuofandelinju？”
宋颂，“……”
大哥！
nizhibuzhidaowozaizhibo！
shihuashuo，lushiqianzhenbuzhidao，zhishisuikoudoudouta。
keshibozhumeidangzhen，wangyoudangzhenle。
yilianchuandeaaaashuaqilai。
“zenmeban？woyoubeitiandaole！”
“nibushiyigeren！！bijingshenyekeyiyiqizuohaoduoshiheiheihei……”
“linjudeshengyinzhendehaohaoting，erqielinjuyinggaiduibozhuyouyisi？bijingbozhuzheimeyouxiu，shiwoyedongxin！”
“bozhubushijiehunle？helinjuzouzheimejinzhendehaoma？bupajilaogongdailvmaozi？”
“sheishuojiehunle？bozhushuole？yexurenjiashibaifumeini！”
guanyusongsongdeshenfen，wangyoubiaoxianchulejidadexingqu，napafanzuodechabuduole，yebingbudasuanlikai……
songmuyaoqijibaihuai，napatazhibojianrenshuduo，keshiyiduidejiangshifen，lianchuipengdehuadoubuhuishuo……tajingranhaigaobuguoyigexinren。
“yiqunshazi！fengchangzuoxidongbudong！hailinju？zhuangdehaizhenxiang，yebuzhidaonaliqinglaidequnzhongyanyuan……chufangshizudeba，wokannakuanbaidafeiliyeshigaofang，youxierenweilepianrenqizhendeshenmedouzuodechulai！”
她骂的爽了。
气也出了。
zhengdasuanzhuanhuizijidezhibojian。
可是，她傻眼了。
她没切换账号。
zheigehaoshisongmuyaozhibodedahao，minghuanghuangdesongmuyaosangezizaishangmianhuangzhe，zheiyikewangyoudoubupinglunle，yemeirenshuadiaoneitiaoliuyan……
“宋慕瑶？”
“宋一线？”
“wokao，zhendeshitaa！”
songmuyaodezhibojianli，chuanlaitangbingdenuhou，“songmuyao，nikankanniyouganleshenmechunshi！”
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