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duanpianyanqingticaixiaoshuo《furenzongzaizhajie，shangshuzongzaizibi》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyixierongjingshenqianyueweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：jiuqianjishige……”xierongjingkanzheneiduidexiangxiaoshandexiangnang，shouzhidouzaifadou。zuihoutahaishiqianle，zaishenqianyueliang……

精彩章节

jingchengjiezhi，shangshuxierongjingjianrenrubijian，huangdiyizhicihunquerangtaquleshejiao**shenqianyue。

congcishangshufujifeigoutiao：guixiuluxiuhuaquan，taishiwudingbengdi，shekongshangshusuozaishufangdourushaikang。

zhidaomourigongyan，tajingdangzhongwozhutadeshou：“furen，caiwojiaoshangtiaokehao？

”——manchaohuaran：zheinashishekong？fenmingshichongqikuangmo！

jingchengyouliangdaqiguan：yishizhuquejiedebainianlaohuaishukaihua，ershishangshuxierongjingchumenmeiduozherenzou。erjin，

disandaqiguanhengkongchushi——xierongjingquleshenqianyue。zheixiaoxichuanchushi，jingchengdufangkailepankou，

duzheizhuanghunshichengbuguosanyue。bijingsheibuzhidao，xieshangshushigejianshengrenjiutouyun、wenxuanhuajiushouzhandezhuer，

ershenjiaqianjin……hei，neikeshinengzaidajieshanglazhemaicaidaniangliaobangeshichen，

shunbianbangrenbayichecaimaiguangdeqinvzi。diyizhang：shekongshangshudezainanhunlidahongxizhupipazuoxiang，

yingdemanshixiqinghongguang。xierongjingjiangzuozaihunchuangbian，zhijianwuyishidikouzhezhijinjinbeishangdeyuanyangtuan。

tanengqingxiditingdaozijiguokuaidexintiaosheng，

yijiqianyuanyinyuechuanlaidexuannaoxiaotan——neixiedoushitabushuxideshengyin，moshengderangtatoupifama。

gaitouxiadexinfusihuyenaibuzhujimo，turanzixianhongsha，luchuyizhangmingmeilingdongdelian。xingyanliangdehairen，

zhizhiwangjintaduoshandemouzhong。“fujun！”tashengyinqingliang，hedexierongjingwanghousuolebancun，

“tingshuonishufangyouqianchaoguben？mingriwonenghupengyinbanlaichouchoubu？”xierongjingzhijuedehoulongfajin，

zhijianbingliang。tashituzhangkou，quezhifachuyigeqiyin：“……bu。”zheiweiruodejujuebeitaquanranhulve。

shenqianyuecoujinlexie，shenshangdandandeguoxiangpumianerlai，buxiangxunchangguixiuaidexunxiang，

daoxiangshigangzhaixiadexinxianguozi，tianerbuni。“wodoudatinghaola！”tabanzheshouzhirushujiazhen，

“nishouzangle《shanheyutu》dezhenji，haiyoushichuande《moshanbiji》！fangxin，wojiaolaidedoushidongxingde，

juebuluanpeng！jiuhanlinyuandezhouxueshi、taixueyuandejiweiboshi，

haiyouzangshugedelilaoxiansheng……”xierongjingyanqianyijingkaishifahei。

tajihunengxiangxiangmingrishufanglidechangjing：yiqunmoshengrenjizaitajingxinbuzhidekongjianli，

zadeyilunsheng、fandongshuyedeshashasheng、huoxuhaiyourenbuxiaoxinpengdaotadeqingyubijia——neishitaenshisuozeng，

pingriliantazijidouqingnaqingfang。“wo、womingri……”tajiannandizuzhiyuyan，xiangzhaogeheshidejiekoutuituo。

sheizhishenqianyueturanyipaidatui：“aiya！wanglenihaibingzhe！neihouriyexing！

”xierongjing：“……”tashenmeshihoubingle？ranerxinfurenyijingziguzidianpaiqilai：“neijiuhouriweishi！

worangtamendaishangzijishouzangdezhenben，zanmenlaigeyishuhuiyou！”tashuozheturanyadishengyin，

shenmixixidicoudegengjin，“tingshuozhouxueshizangyou《nanshanji》decanjuan，

woyizhixiangjianshini……”xierongjingchedifangqilezhengzha。ciriqingchen，tiangangmengmengliang，

xierongjingguoran“bing”le。tasuozaijinbeili，liannaodaidoumengdeyanyanshishi，

shitugejuemenwaiyahuanmenjijizhazhadeyilunsheng。“furenyizaojiuquchufangdingzheaoyaoleni！

”“zhenshienaia，xinhundierrijiuqinzishiji……”“tingshuodarenshijiujifufa，

jianfengjiutouyunni……”xierongjingzaixinlimomofanbo：bushijianfengtouyun，

shijianrentouyun……tazhengjingmipansuanzheruhezhuangbingduoguochensheng，shenzhigousilejigezhengzhuangmiaoshu，

fangmenturan“peng”deyishengbeichuaikai。ciyandechenguangzhong，shenqianyueduanzheyiwanheihuhudetangyao，

shenhougenzheyizhangchuanshenboweiguandeyahuanpozi。tajinrichuanlejianshiliuhongdequnshan，chendelianseyuefajiaoyan，

xingdongjiandaiqiyizhenfeng，guadexierongjingxiayishiwangbeiwoliyousuolesuo。“zhuweiqiaohaole！”tashengyinhongliang，

fangfozaixuanbushenmezhongdashixiang，“wojiadarenheyaozishidourucifengya！”zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，

xierongjingyingzhetoupicongbeiwolitanchubangeshenzi。tashouzhiweizhandijieguoyaowan，

neinongheideyaozhisanfazhenanyixingrongdekuwei，xundetaweilifanjiangdaohai。tazhengyaomianqianghexia，

quetingshenqianyueyoudao：“darenmanxiehe！zheiyaokeshiwoqinshouaode，jialehuangliansanqian，kucanerliang，

zhuanzhidarende'jianrentouyunzheng'！”xierongjingyikouyaozhipenshilezhenbiande《lunyu》。

“kekeke……”tabeiqiangdeyanleidoukuaichulaile，quejianshenqianyueturanfushen，taochuxiupatitacashizuijiao。

neipazishangxiuzhewaiwainiuniudeyazi，kanlaishichuzitabenrendeshouyi。zaiyahuanmendetouxiaoshengzhong，

tacoudaotaerbian，yongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo：“fujunzhuangbingyebutiqianchuangong，

haidewochadianyuanbuguolai。”wenredeqixifuguoerkuo，xierongjingdeerjianyirouyankejiandesudubianhong。

tajiangzaiyuandi，liankesoudouwangle。shenqianyuezhiqishen，youhuifuleneifuhuankuaimoyang，

duiweiguandezhongrenhuishou：“haolahaola，darenyaojingyang，dousanleba！”renqunyiyibushedisanqu，

tazuihouyigelikai，guanmenshituranhuitou，chaotazhalezhayan：“duile，worangchufangzuolefengmipipagao，

daihuiersonglai。neiyao……queshikulexie，wochangguode。”menbeiqingqingheshang，xierongjinglenglengdizuozaichuangshang，

zuilihaicanliuzhekepadekuwei，xinliquefanqiyisiqiyidetian。taditoukanxiangbeiyaozhiwusunde《lunyu》，

huranfaxianshuyejianbuzhiheshibeijialeyimeijingzhideshuqian，shangmianhuazhegexiaolian，

pangbianyouyixingxiaozi：“binghaoledainikan《nanshanji》zhenji~”xierongjingdingzheneixiaoliankanlexujiu，

huanhuandi、jiqingdiyangqilezuijiao。chuangwai，chenxizhenghao。

qianyuanyinyuechuanlaishenqianyuezhihuixiarendasaotingyuandeqingcuisangyin，ruoshiwangchang，tadinghuijuedefanzaobuan。

dancike，tajingranjuedezheishengyin……sihuyemeineimekepale。yexu，zheichanghuangdiqindiandehunshi，

bingbuquanshizainan。xierongjingxiangzhe，jiangneigexiaolianshuqianxiaoxindishoujinlezhenxiadeangezhong。

dierzhang：shejiao**dejingongzineiri“zhuangbingshijian”hou，

xierongjingfaxianzijideshenghuofashenglefantianfudidebianhua。

shangshufuzaiyebushicongqianneigeqingjingdenengtingjianzhuyeluodidezhaidi，

ershichenglejingzhongzuixinchaode“lianyishengdi”。xianshishenqianyuezuzhile“shangshufucujulianyidahui”。

qingtiesademanjingchengdoushi，shangmianhaiyongzhubidazixiezhe：“xieshangshuqinzileiguzhuwei！

”tianzhidaoneitianxierongjingzhishibeipozhanzaichangbian，shoulibeisaileguchui。

shenqianyuezaitaerbianjijizhazha：“fujunsuibianqiaoliangxiajiuxing！zhuyaoshiqishi！qishi！

”jieguotashoudoudelihai，qiaochudegudianxisuirutongsadou。

pianpianchangshangdegongzigemenyiweizheishishenmeteshujiezou，paodeqiwaibaniu，

baxierongjingjingxindalilesanniandecaopingcaidekengkengwawa。gengkepadeshi，shenqianyuejuranzaichangbianzhilegetanzi，

maiqile“xieshangshutongkuanxiangnang”，shuoshilimianzhuangletishenxingnaodeyaocai，

shijishangjiushitasuibianjiulehuayuanlideboheheaicao。“maisangesongyige！hainengdedaoshangshudarenqinbiqianming！

”tajuzhexiangnangyaohe。xierongjingduozaishuhou，kanzheneiqunrenfengyongerzhi，

chadianhunjueguoqu——tashenmeshihoudayingyaoqianmingle？！guoran，bangwanshifen，

shenqianyuebaozheyiluoxiangnangliujinshufang，xiaoxixidifangzaitazhuoshang：“fujun，banggemangbei？

jiuqianjishige……”xierongjingkanzheneiduidexiangxiaoshandexiangnang，shouzhidouzaifadou。zuihoutahaishiqianle，

zaishenqianyueliangjingjingdeyanshengongshixia，qianlezhengzhengyibaisanshibagexiangnang。

shouwansuandedangwanchifandounabuwenkuaizi。erzheijinjinshigekaishi。meiguojiri，

shenqianyueyougaochule“houyuanshaokaoshihui”。meiqimingyue“yasugongshang”，shizeyanxunhuoliao，

yiqunwenrenmokebiankenjichibianzuoshi，chadianshaozhelexierongjingzhenaidexiangfeizhulin。tazuibaobeideneijiganzhuzi，

beikaodebanbianjiaohei。xierongjingxintengdebanyeshuibuzhe，toutoupaqilaijizhuzijiaoshuifuyao，

quebeiqiyedeshenqianyuezhuagezhengzhe。“fujunzaiganma？”tatizhedenglongcoujin。

xierongjinghedebayaopingzangdaoshenhou，jiejiebabadao：“shang、shangyue……”shenqianyuetaitoukankanwuyunmibudetian，

puchixiaole：“fujunsahuangdeyangzizhenkeai。”tafeidanmeikuijiu，fanerxingzhibobodilatazuoxia，

bianxifasidecongxiuzilitaochulianggekaohongshu：“teyijiniliude，maizaitanhuoliweishude，ketianle！

”yushishengengbanye，shangshudarenhefurentoutouzuozaishijieshangkenkaohongshu。xierongjingxiaoxindibokaijiaoheidewaipi，

luchujinhuangderang，reqitengtengdetianxiangpubierlai。tatoutoupiaoleyanshenpangdeshenqianyue，tachidesaibangzigugu，

xiangzhitoushidexiaosongshu。yidiantangzizhanzaitachunjiao，xierongjingdeshouzhidongledong，zuizhongmeihaoyisishenshouquca。

“qishineizhuzimeishi，”taturanhanhubuqingdishuo，“wowenguohuajiangle，shuokaoyikaohainengfangchongni！

”xierongjing：“……”haiyouzheizhongshuofa？zuilipudeshizhongyangjieneiri。

shenqianyuebuzhizenmeshuofulebashisuidelaotaishi，juranpashangshangshufudewudingduiyuebengdi。

neirixierongjingcongyamenhuilai，yuanyuanjiukanjianzijiawudingshangyougeshouwuzudaodeshenying。dingjingyikan，

hunfeiposan——neibushisanchaoyuanlao、taizitaishi、niangaodeshaodeliulaotaishima？！

laorenjiazaiwudingshangbengdadehuanshi，xiamianyiqunrenzaijiaohao。shenqianyuejuranhaizaiyuanzhongjialemiandagu，

qinzileiguzhuxing。“furen！kuairangtaishixialai！”xierongjingjideshengyindoubiandiaole。shenqianyueniutoukandaota，

yanjingyiliang：“fujunhuilaidezhenghao！taishishuoyaozaiwudingshangzuoshi，nikuaiququzhibijiluxialai！

”xierongjingyanqianyihei。neiwandejieguoshi，taishiniuleyao，xierongjingbeipozaitaiyiganlaiqianpashangwudingjiujia。

xialaishituiruandezhanbuwen，beishenqianyueyibafuzhu。“fujunzhenyonggan！”taxiaoxixidiwangtazuilisailekuaitang，

“yayajing。”tianweizaikouzhonghuakai，xierongjingkanzhemangluanderenqun，turanjuede……haoxiangyemeineimekepale。

ranerdierri，xierongjingsuozaishufangjiaoluo，tingzheqiantingzhentiandexuanhua，zhijianfabaidizuanjinshujuan。

“daren——”guanjiazhanweiweiqiaomen，“furenta、tayoubabaihuayanbanjinzanjiayuanzile，

xianzaiquanjingchengdeguixiudouzaichitangbianluxiuzihuaquan…”tayanqianyihei。neiritabeipochuxi，

kanjianyiqunchuanzhehualideguixiumenluqixiuzi，luchubaishengshengdegebo，zhengzaichitangbianbisaihuaquan。

shengzhedeyiyangyang，baizhebeihuayilianmozhi，changmianhunluandelingrenfazhi。ertadefuren——shenqianyue，

zhengzhanzaishizhuoshangdangcaipan，sangmenbijiekoudemaihuolanghaida：“wang**sheng！li**kuairenfa！

”xierongjingqiaoqiaohoutui，xiangconglangxialiuzou，quebeiyanjiandeshenqianyuedaigezhengzhe：“fujunlaidezhenghao！

kuailaijishengzhebanjiang！”yushi，zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，shekongshangshubeipojimeiweishengzhefafangyiduojuanhua，

shouzhidouderutongqiufengzhongdeluoye。haorongyiaodaoyanhuisanchang，xierongjingtaohuishufang，quejianshenqianyuegenlejinlai，

shoulipengzhegejinhe。“jinrixinkufujunla！”tadakaihezi，limianshigeshijingzhidedianxin，

“woteyiliude，meirangbierenpengguo。”xierongjingkanzheneixiedianxin，huranxiangqibairilitasuirannaodehuan，

quemeicidoujishidibashitukaojintaderengekai，titadangqulebushaohanxuanyingchou。

tachiyidinianqiyikuaihehuasu，xiaoshengwen：“mingri……kehaiyoushenmeyanhui？

”shenqianyuezhazhayan：“fujunshixiangyouhaishixiangmeiyou？”xierongjingyezhule，ergenmanmanfanhong。“dounide！

”taxiaoxixidibaishou，“mingrixiaotingla！zanmenjiuzaijiadaizhe，woxiachujinizuohaochide！

”xierongjingqiaoqiaosonglekouqi，queyouyinyinjuede……haoxiangyouneimedianxiaoshiluo？yeshenrenjingshi，tatangzaichuangshang，

tingjiangebifangjianchuanlaishenqianyuehengxiaodiaodeshengyin。buzhishishenmeminjianqudiao，huankuaiyouhuopo，tingzhetingzhe，

tajingranjuedebijijingwushengyaohao。yexu，xiguanzhendeshijiankepadeshiqing。xierongjingxiangzhe，

zaibuchengdiaodexiaoquzhonghuanhuanrushui，zuijiaowuyishidiwanzhe。disanzhang：gongyanjinghunzhongqiujiangzhi，

shangshufudeqifenquebiwangnianjinzhangshibei。xierongjingtiqiansanrijiukaishizuolibuan。meirixiachaohuilai，

jiuduozaishufangliduizheyiduiguanfufachou——jiangzidetaizhayan，shenlandetaisumu，moheideyoupafanlejihui。

zuihoutabaozheyiduiyifu，hanjiandicengdaozhengzaiyuanzilidaoguyuebingmojudeshenqianyueshenbian。