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ciri,gushaoyanxinglaideshihou,faxianjiangbanxiayijingzoule。
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“妈,什么事?”
“nizainaer?”shenyunliandeshengyintingqilaiyouyisijiqie。
“公司。”
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taqingshengkaikouxunwen:“nifaguolaidezheixie,youshenmeyinguoguanxima?”
“juwodediaocha,ninmuqinshennvshineixieshiqing,kenengrangzongcaifurenzhidaole,haicengjingyiciweixieguoshennvshi,tahuaihenzaixin,suoyizhaorengenzongzongcaifuren,sijibaofu。”
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