doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《fenshouhounvyoufapengyouquanshuowobuyunbuyu》shi“banjiazhifeiji”dadadeyuanchuangjiazuo,gaishuyicenzhiyutaoliweizhujiao,zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou:guancaidesizhouhaidiaokezhefanfudetuan,zhiyushishenmetuanma,quekanbuqing。touguoshuijingguancai,kanxianglimian,limiantangzhedeshiyigeshenchuanziseyipaodenanzi,nan……
yewan,xiwanzaodecenzhiyutangzaichuangshang。
yanqianshiyigexuhuandemianban。
“技能随机抽取?”
paokaimomingqimiaoderenwuhetaolibutan,taduizheigerenwujianglihaishitingganxingqude,zuoweiyigeshenghuozaixinxidabaozhaniandaideren。
tayeshikanguobushaoxiaoshuode,jiuxitongzheifangmian,neikeshixiaoxuejiurenshile。
jiushitabangdingdezheigeba……
有点气人。
suoyi,huishinazhongjineng?
huishixiangyouxilideneizhong,kuxuanxingde,haishiyaogengjiaguiyi?
yaoshichoudianxuyaomolihuoshilinglizheileitameiyoudejineng,xitonghuibuhuijitabushang?yihuoshizhinengdanggebaishe?
baozhezheiyangdexiangfa,tahanzheqidaidimonian“chouqu”。
neimianbanmeiyouhuranbianchenglaohuji,yemeiyouwuyanliusedetexiao,zhishijiazaileyihui,jiuyouyixingzizhongxinchuxianzaimianbanshang。
【技能:猫言猫语】
【miaoshu:chiyoucijinengdeninengtingdongmaodeyuyan,bingyuzhiduihua。】
“e……zheigenwoxiangxiangzhongdeyouxieluocha。”
zhishixianzaishenbianyemeiyounengrangtashiyandeduixiang,cenzhiyuyemeifayanzhengjinengdezhenjia。
……
……
翌日。
fudaoyuansihushidasuanchenzhehaimeizhengshikaixue,haiweijunxundezheiduanshijianrangdajiarenshiyixia,rangtamenxiawudaoxuexiaokaigebanhui。
shijianlaidaoxiawu,cenzhiyugangyaochumen,biankandaoxuanguanqiandetaolichuanhaolexie。
zaitaolicongbandundezishizhanqilai,zhuantouhaoxiangyaoduitashuoshenmedebiaoqingli,cenzhiyuxianyibushuodao:“nixian,wodenghuizaizou。”
陶理:“……”
这该死的默契。
beishuochulezijiyaoshuodehuadetaolibeiyelexia,yuyanyouzhi,zuizhonghaishishenmedoumeishuojiuchuqule。
shifenzhonghou,cenzhiyuchuanhaozijidexie,manyouyoudizouchumen。
quwangxuexiaodelubusuanyuan,zhishihuachengdejiuyuezheshinanao,taiyanghaosiyaozhaogudaomeiyigebuchengsandeluren,jinlifaguangfare,jingyejingshengandongdecenzhiyuetouliuxialeleishui。
laidaojiaoshi,cenzhiyuyiyansaoguoqu,laileyoudagaishijiershilaigeren,dayueshiyisusheweidanwei,jirenyizuzuozaiyiqi,zuiqianmianyipaideweizhidoukonglechulai,meishenmerenyuanyizuo。
taxianshizhaodaotaolizaideweizhi,ranhoumaikaijiaobu,wangxiangfandeweizhizouqu。
【daxuebuchazaolian,qingsuzhujinliangzuozailianaiduixiangshenbian。】
gangmaikaidetuibeiyingshengshengshoulehuilai,youyuleliangmiao,tahaishijuedingchaotaolizouleguoqu。
haosibusideshi,zuoweigentayiyangdewaisusheng,taolimuqianyirenduzhanyipai,zhengyonglandikaozaiyibeishangshuazheshouji。
suoyitazhinengxuanzezaitaoligebiluozuo。
cenzhiyuyibianzouyibianwen:“zheibusuanrenwu?”
【putongshijian,bujirurenwu。】
岑知鱼:“……”
renbuzhuxiangbaocukou,zhenjiujieshiquanguixitongsuoyoushiba。
tawunaizaitaolishenbianzuoxia。
给陶理吓得一激灵。
guoleliangmiao,taxiaoshengshuo:“ninyoushima?”
“womeishi,tayoushi。”
tabazijihexitongde“liaotianjilu”jitaolikan。
tarenbuzhuxiaoshengtucaodao:“sheijiaqinglvzheimezhanhude,liantiyingme。”
guanjiantamenhaibushiqinglv,shenmeerbixitong!
taoliyoushuo:“neinikeyizuozaiwohoumianneigeweizhi。”
“wokebuxianggangzuoxiajiubeikongzhizhezhanqilai。”
xiangdaozuowanxitongde“zhuangju”,taolipiepiezui,bushuohuale。
zuoweijianjianzuoman,bujiuhou,fudaoyuanzoulejinlai。
haoxianghegaozhongmeishenmechabie,youhaoxiangyouxuduochabie,sihufudaoyuanzongshiyaoxianshuoxieshenme。
“woshinimendefudaoyuanjiangmumu。”
fudaoyuanzaiheibanshangxiexiazijidexingminghedianhuahaoma,“keyishuonimenchulexuexiyiwaideshiqingdouyouwofuze,hengaoxingrenshidajia,yehenhuanyingnimenlaizhaowo。”
buzhidaoshisheidaitouguqilezhang,suihoubanshangxiangqilezhangsheng。
jiangmumujiezheshuo:“wodeqiangdiaoyixia,shangledaxuezhihoubingbuhuibianqingsong,neidoushigaozhonglaoshipiannimende。”
cenzhiyutingdaopangbianyougerendiguzheshuo:“neiwobailannizongbunenghaitongzhijiazhangba。”
“gebietongxuekenenghuijuede,shangledaxuemeirenguanle,taokeyemeishile,nengshufudebailanle,wodetixingyixia,zheishizhende。
“dancishuduoleyeshiyaobeichufende。”
tajianglexieweilaixuyaozhuyidedifang,zhezhongtilexiameifajunxunyijijunxunxuyaojinru“feihudui”detongxueganjinbanhaoshouxu,biedaoshihoucaihuojihuoliaodizhaotatijiaoziliao。”
……
“haole,dajiadouhuxiangrenshiyixiaba。”
tazoudaoyibian,yaoqingzuizuobiandetongxuekaishishangtaiziwojieshao。
neigenvshengbushihengao,kanbuchujinzhangdeyangzi,shangletai,taxianshizaiheibanshangxiexiazijidemingzi。
“dajiahao,wojiaoqicheng,xiaodeshihoubandaohuachenglaide,yinggainengsuanbangebendiren,qishiqiquandeqi,chengshichengzidecheng,womashuoqizheigemingzishiyinweitaxihuanchichengzi,ganghaowobaxingqi,suoyidajiayekeyijiaowochengzi,hengaoxingrenshidajia。”
jieshaowan,shishixiangqilezhangsheng,qichenghuidaoweizhishang。
congtakaishi,houxutongxuemenyicishangtaiziwojieshao,youdebijiaojiandan,shuogemingzihezijilaizinajiumeile。
youdehenbudebazijihukoubendoujidouchulai,kaishiqianhaifeideshuozijishishekong。
henkuai,lundaolecenzhiyu,takanlekanzuoyou,congxindexuanzelerangzijipangbiandenanshengjizijiranggeweizhi。
“dajiahao,wojiaocenzhiyu,laizigangcheng,xingquaihaoshi……”
tazhongguizhongjudizuowanziwojieshao,huidaozijiweizhishang。
zheishihou,pangbiandenanshengchuolechuotadejianbang,dengcenzhiyukanguoquhou,tashuo:“laoxiang,woyeshigangchengde。”
tabiaoxiandeyouxiejidong,“nishiwozaizanmenbanshangyujiandediyigelaoxiang,youkongqunisushechuanmena。”
cenzhiyuduitayoudianyinxiang,jiaolinmusen,gudingwuxingtingquemu,haibushiyibandeque,yuanliangcenzhiyubumingbaitadejidong,erqiehenkexi,tashiwaisude。
“我不住宿。”
“xiaowaizufangzhu?”zuoweiwaidiren,linmusenxianxiangdaolezheige,suihoujimeinongyandiwendao:“gennvpengyou?”
gangziwojieshaowanhuilaidetaolitingdao,fufeidao:“bu,shiqiannvyou。”
tahaijuedekexi,bunengshuochulai,buranzheirenbiaoqingyidinghenjingcai。
“bu,jiuwoyigeren。”cenzhiyuyingdao。
陶理:“……”
zhenyiweiwotingbuchulaishiba,mawobushiren!
【lianaibuyinggaiyinman,yinmandeguanxiwangwangqueshaoanquangan,qingsuzhuzhengquehuidawenti。】
xuhuandemianbanyoutiaolechulai。
jiangyingleliangmiao,cenzhiyuganxiaoyisheng,shuo:“haha,piannide,woshihenvpengyouhezu。”
岑知鱼吸了口气。
tahuranjuedezijijiuxiangbiliangweichangdeneigeliang!
kandaocenzhiyuchibie,taolihaitoutoulelexia,danyixiangdaoneige“nvpengyou”shitaziji,huranyoumeineimekaixinle。
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