《fenshouhou，yishousuyanyinfaquanwanggongming》zheibenxiaoshuoganggangshangxianjiubeishouduzhedexihuan，benshuzhuyaojiangshudeshijiangyuzhaoyiyizhijiandegushi，xiaoshuodechuangzuozheshi“duandaotiejiang”dada，gushizhuyaojiangshudeshi：di13zhangjintiansumuyuchuandehenpiaoliang，zaijiashanghualeyixiedanzhuang，gengpiaoliangle。zhanzaineili，bianxiyinlesuoyourendeyanqiu。jiangyuluchuyimohuixin……
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zaizuihouyijuhuashuowanhou。
250sushedeshiyousanren，haiyourenshitadetongbantongxue，quanbudengdayanjing，zhangdazuiba，mudengkoudaidekanzhejiangyu。
“zouzouzou，quhoutaidenglaosi！”
现场先是静默一阵。
dansuihoubaofachujuliedejianjiaosheng。
“江宇，江宇！”
“江宇，江宇！”
jianjiaoshengzhichongtianji，zhangshengyanmeizhenggewutai。
这是何等的气魄。
“牛逼啊！”
“江宇也太帅了！”
“这也太热血了。”
lingdaoxishang，yanghe，ninganbangyezaixingfendiguzhang。
“zhenshihoushengkewei，haoyijuqiongqieyijian，buzhuiqingyunzhizhi！haoyigehonghuzhizhi，haoyigebuquzhixin！”
“laoninga，womendoulaole，bibushangzheihaizidexinqia。”
ninganbanglianshangyouxiezihao，jiangyushitadexuesheng。
yanghesikaoleyixia：“mashangjiuyouyigewanhuikaishile，nishuo，laomayijingdadianhuacuiwohaoduocile，nishuo，zhaozheigexiaozihebuheshi？”
“nishishuojianjunjiewanhuia？”
“dui，keshijungehennanxie，yaoburanlaomayebuzhiyucuiwoneimeduoci，suoyiwoxianggenxiaozishuoshuohua，wenwen，nijuedezenmeyang？”
“keyia，dengwomendebiyewanhuijieshuzhihou，jiaotalaiwenwenbei。”
jiangyushuodezheixiehuaduiyuzheixienianqingqishengdexueshenglaishuo，buyayudalejixue。
changmiantaijidongle，yizhiyutaishangdezhuchirendouyouxiekongzhibuzhuchangmian，zhinengqiuzhuyujiangyu。
jiangyuxiaolexiao，juqiyizhishou：“tongxuemen，biyekuaile，jianghuzaijian。”
shuowanhua，jiuzhunbeilikaiwutai。
ranerdengtazoudaoloutikoudeshihou，ganjuezijibeilazhule。
niutouyikan，shisumuyu。
mingbaile，xialouyeyaofuyixia！
keshihaimeidengdaotashenchushou，sumuyujingranyijinglazhuletadeshou，neizhongxinyuanyimadeganjuezaiciyongshangxintou。
“老四！”
zouxiatai，sangeyiziyijingzaihoutaidengzhezijile，sumuyuganmangsongkailezijideshou。
jiangyurenbuzhuxiaolechulai，zheixiaonizi。
“wocou，laosi，jintianzheigebirangnizhuangdale！”wanghongyilianxingfen：“nishibuzhidao，taixianeixiegerendouxiangshifengleyiyang。”
“zhenxinde，laosi，wofuni！”xiongtaoyilianqinpei：“chadianbawozheicaohanzidouzhengkule。”
“xiongdi，nimeijiwomen250diulian！”wangmingxuyilianzantong。
女生宿舍中。
“aaaa！jiangyuyetaishuaile！”
sumuyukanzhezijiyizhijianjiaodeguimiliuyi，yilianwunai。
“renzhangdeshuai，changgedeshihoushuai，jianghuadeshihougengshuai，yigerenzenmenengshuaidaoneizhongchengdua。”yilianxingfendeliuyizhuazhesumuyudeshoubeibuduanyaohuangzhe，danshangdanxia。
“xiaoyu，niyoumeiyoujiangyudelianxifangshia？”liuyiyanbabadekanzhesumuyu。
sumuyumeitouweiweiyitiao：“zenmele？”
“aiya，zhiqianwoyiweijiusuanjiangyuzhangdeshuai，yemeishenmedabulede，danshixianzai，wofaxiantajuranhuizheimeyoumeili，guoran，youcaihuadenanrenzuixiyinrenle，woxianggentajiaogepengyou。”liuyixingfendeshuodao。
“没有。”
sumuyuxinzhongweiweiyizhan，buzhidaoweishenme，zailiuyishuochuzheijuhuadeshihou，taxinzhongyouxiebutaishufu，buyouzizhudeshuochulezheijuhua。
“a，haokexi，tadoufunishangtaile，nimendoumeiyouliulianxifangshima？”
liuyilianshangdaizheyimowanxi，dansuihouyouxingfenqilai。
“duile，jiangyugangcaijianghuadeshihounijiuzhanzaitapangbian，youshenmeganshou？”
sumuyushouweiweiyidou：“wonengyoushenmeganshoua？”
“guoranshigaolengdaxiaohua，jiangyuneimeshuai，dounengzuodaobolanbujing，nidoubuzhidao，wopangbianneixienvhaijiugenfengleyiyang，henbudedangchangjiubajiangyujipudao！”
sumuyuerchuiyouranshangleyimofense，danhaishijiazhuangwendao：“yebaokuoniba？”
“neibixude，zheimeshuaidenanren，sheimeiyouxiangfaa。”liuyilianshangluchuyifuhuachidemoyang。
“zhenshishoubuleni！”sumuyuzhuangzuoyilianxianqi：“mafannixianzaizhaozhaojingzi，huotuoyigechinv！”
liuyiheiheiyixiao：“chinvyouzenmele？yaoshiduifangshijiangyu，meimeiwoyituijiudao！”
“nigoule.....”
turan，dianhualingshengxiangleqilai。
“wei，ninglaoshi，woxianzaijiulianxijiangyuquxiaozhangshizhaonin。”
dianhuashininganbangdalaide。
sumuyuguadiaodianhuahou，youbotonglejiangyudedianhua：“ningxiaozhangrangwomenqutabangongshi。”
guadiaodianhuahou，sumuyuturanjuedebutaiduijing，zhuantouyikan，liuyizhengdingzheziji，yilianyouyuan：“xiaoyu，nibushishuonimeiyoujiangyudedianhuama？”
sumuyuyanzhongshanguoyimohuangluan：“a，shiningxiaozhangjiwode，rangwolianxita。”
“wocaibuxinni！bujiwodianhua，nanbuchengni....”shuozheihuashi，liuyilianshangturanyouxingfenqilai，yanzhongshanguoyimobagua。
sumuyugengjiahuangluanle：“neishenme，xiaozhangzhaowo，wohaiyoushier，xianzoule！”
......
nanshengsushelouliyifuloubijiaojin，nvshengsusheloubijiaoyuan。
jiangyuxiandaolezheili，dengdaisumuyu。
meiguoyihuier，jiukandaoyidaoqianyingzouleguolai。
“xiaoyu，niwaigongzhaowomenyaozuoshenme？”
sumuyuyaoyaotou：“woyebuzhidao，shangqubujiuzhidaole。”
benlaihaixiangcongxiaonizizheilidedaodianqingbao，meixiangdaotayebuzhidao，jiangyutanleyikouqi，chaoloushangzouqu。
turantaganshoudaoshouzhongyizhenhuani。
好熟悉的手感。
ranerhaimeidengtajingya，neihuanideshougansouyixiajiusuolehuiqu。
jiangyuniutou，jiukandaosumuyuneipingjingdelianshangranleyimofense。
刚才她摸我？
sihushijuechadaolejiangyudeyanshen，sumuyudandandeshuodao：“loutiyoudianhua。”
yuanlairuci，haidewoduoxiangle。
jiangyuniuguotoujixuchaoqianzouqu。
ersumuyukansimianwubiaoqing，shizexintiaoyouxiejiakuai：“zenmejiumeirenzhuni......”
“xiaoyu，jiangtongxue，laile，zuozuo。”
两人来到校长室。
faxianchuleninganbangzhiwai，haiyouzhiqianzuozaininganbangshenpangneigejiaoyanghederen。
zhizhidaotashilingdao，danbuzhidaodaodishishenmeren。
“xiaojiang，jintianneiduanfayanlihaia，jiwomenxuexiaozhanglianle！”ninganbangxiaomimideshuozhe。
“laoning，nimenhaizhendepeiyangchuleyigerencai。”yanghemanlianzanshang。
jiangyunaonaotou，youxiebutaihaoyisi：“xiexieliangweilaoshi，haixingba，jiushisuibianshuoshuo。”
“nizheisuibianshuoshuo，rangrenzheneryulonga！”
tingdaoliangweilaorenduijiangyudekuajiang，sumuyuxinzhongbuyoudeshengqiyiguxiyue，tongshiyeyouxieyihuo，zhaozijihejiangyuguolai，buhuijiuzhishiweilekuakualiangrenba？
“liangweilaoshijintianzhaowohejiangyuguolaishi？”
tingdaoxunwen，yangheyilianzhengse：“nimenningxiaozhangyizhizaigenwotuijiannimen，xianzaiyouyigegongzuo，xiangjiaojinimen，buzhidaoniyuanbuyuanyi。”
中了一个亿后，假装破产回家，全家人的嘴脸都藏不住了
作者：莓脾气旧故
栏目：都市
分手五年，我和前女友的白富美闺蜜在相亲桌上重逢了
作者：病态的木乃伊
栏目：都市
差评十年，我逆袭成前女友的白月光
zuozhe：kanaduo
栏目：都市
哥哥结婚全家骗我出五十万
作者：猫爪奶糖
栏目：都市
前女友闺蜜和我相亲，却不知我家资产过万亿
作者：病态的木乃伊
栏目：都市
疯人院求生：观众以为是特效，我却在被鬼追杀
作者：阿辉鸭
栏目：都市
