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精彩章节

“woniangshuole，youquanyoushihaizhangdeshuaidenanrendoushihuaxindaluobu。”yidaitianjiaoliufuxiang，

yinweizheidaomeidezhangmuniang，beijuhunlejibaici。yi、juebie“wo……wode？

”liuyijinjinzhuaizhebaihuahuadeshou，xingfendishuo。“sheishuode？tadiezaosile。

”baihuahualengmodishitushuaikaita。bijingyijingfenshouzheimeduonianle，takebuxiangzaibeitachanshang。zaishuole，

tazaoyilingjiexinhuan，buxuyaotamenle。“zenmekeneng！”liuyibulita，

gaoxingdishangxiazuoyouzizixixididaliangzheiyanqianzheigexiaoheipangzi，“nikanzheibizi，zheizuiba，

zheiyanjing……”“ngheng？”baihuahuawanweidilengxiao。“queshimeiyouyichuxiangwo……”liuyizixikanguozhihou，

zhinenggangadixiaoxiao，haobukuazhangdishuo，talianglianqiaohedeyidianxiangsizhichudoumeiyou。

zheihuadaoshishuodaolebaihuahuadexinshang，baihuahuabuyoudezaixinzhongananditanlekouqi，zheihaizi，

diemadeyoudianyidianmeijicheng，jingjianzhequedianzhangle。zenmeshuoliuyizhangdeyehaibucuo，

zenmejiumeilaozheyidianhaoni。“danshimeiguanxi，wojiushizhidaotashiwode。xiexienihuahua。

”liuyibuyoufenshuodiwenshanglebaihuahuadeetou，rentazenmezhengzhayebusongkai。“gounanren，

huaiyundeshihoubuzai，shenghaizideshihoubuzai，haizizhangdaledaoxiangzhelaidangbianyidiele。

”“nibugaosuwowozenmezhidao。”liuyiyouxieweiqu。

“zhiqiannibushipailehaoduotanzitiantianwangwomendayicunpao？”“e……”liuyinaolenaotou，

tabuzhigaizenmegaosubaihuahua，tabuyuanyijiajita，neime，baohutazuihaodefangshi，jiuzhinenglikaita。

zicongtajuedingdangzheige“jianchen”yihou，jiuzaiyebuganpairenlaizheili，

zaiyebuganrangrenzhidaotaxinaideguniangzaizheilile。“huahua，xinkunile。

”liuyixintengdimolemobaihuahuadetoufa，shenshendixilekouqi，“danshi……woyihoukenengbunenglaikannile，

wo……”“shenjingbing。sheiyaonikanle。”baihuahuazuishangmanbuzaihudidaduanleliuyidehua，

yanjingquebuyouzizhudihongle。“niyaohaohaozhaoguziji，zhaoguzannver。”“shenmezannver，neishiwonver。

”baihuahuaehenhendijiuzhengta。niangqinshuodeguoranmeicuo，nanren，zhangdeshuaidenanren，

youqishiyouquanyoushihaizhangdeshuaidenanren，zuilimeiyijuzhenhua。shuoshenmefeitabuqu，

jieguozhuantoujiuyurenshengeryunv，haihaozijidangchuruizhi，meiyoujiajita。“niyaohaohaoshenghuo。”“zhidao，

buyaoyiweimeiyouniwojiubunenghuo。”“yaohaohaochifan，shuijuebuyaodengbeizi。”“zhidao。

liannvershuijuedoubudengbeizile。”“haiyou，buyaogaosubierennirenshiwo。”“zhidao。luanchenzeizima，

woyebuxiangremafan。”“ng……zuizhongyaodeshi……”liuyihaixiangshuoshenme，quebeibaihuahuadaduanle。

“niyouwanmeiwan？”baihuahuaguzuobunaifandibailebaishou，“zanliangdoufenkaiduoshaonianle，

nixianzaigezheieryanshenmeshenqingxima？”liuyiyouxielengzhule，youyulebantianyaobuyaokaikou。haishimeirenzhu，

“cunkoudezhangtufu，nikebukeyibuyaogentahao？”taruoruodi、yanhanrelei、jijinqiqiudiwangzhebaihuahua。

laideshihou，tatinghaoxierenshuotahezhangtufulaiwangshenmi，haoshijiangjin。tateyiraohuiqukanleta，

taneimeculu，neimewuqu，peibushangtadehuahua。suiranciqubuhui，yexuzaihuiwuqi，wulunruhe，

tadoushebude。“dangran，”liuyidebitouyouxiehongle，“ruguohetazaiyiqi，nihenkaixin，

nveryehenkaixin，neiyekeyi，zhiyaonikaixin……”yidiwenrundeleizhucongtajiashanghuaguo，

luozaibaihuahuadeshoubeishang。yishizhijian，baihuahuajingwuyuningye。yiqiantayezongshizheiyang，tazuoleyifu，

tayaowenjisheizuode，nandenvde，jiazhunali；tahenandeshuohua，tayaowenrenjiashiganshenmede，jiehunmeiyou，

nianlingduoshaoshengaoduoshaotizhongduoshao，shenzhihaiyaoherenjiaoliangyifan。nanrenzhenshikexiao，zijiquqishengzi，

quebuxucengjingdelianrenlingjiebanlv。gengkexiaodeshi，nvrenbatachengweishenqing。

baihuahuabuyoudezaixinlichaoxiaoziji。dangchutahuaizheliugeyueshenyunquzhaota，quejiantayufurenqianzhenverguangjie。

buzhengqideshi，shizhijinri，tarengjiurucizheiban，zaixinlishenshendiailianzheta。“guannipishi！

”duanzandichensizhihou，baihuahuadianqijiaojian，duizheliuyideerduo，dahouleyisheng“gun”，

ranhoushoujiaobingyongjiangliuyituichulemen。xiatiandeyezongshilaidezheiyangwan，taiyanghaoxiangyongyuanbuhuiluoxiaqu。

zhiyouchanmingheniaojiao，ciqibifu，yongbutingxie。“niang，niweishenmeyaoku？

”baijindaiyongrouhuhudexiaoshouweibaihuahuacazheyanlei。“jintiandeyueliangyidiandoubuyuan……”baihuahuameirenzhu，

fangshengkulechulai。yueliangheshuzhiyijiuhuxiangjiaocuodilongzhaozhe，huluandichuizaidishang，keshi，

chuanghushangmeiyoulazhangdeyingzi。baihuahuazhidao，zheiyici，tadeyizhongren，buhuizaidengzaimenwaile。

er、zaijian“liuyizheirenjiushiyoubing。”baihuahuayibiantucaoyibianchizheliuyiweitazhunbeideguazidianxin。

“zhangzhejinverzhaolegehaofujun，bianyiweizijikeyiweisuoyuwei，jingranganjiaorenbangwo。

”“nimenshibushidouhenpata？tingshuotaxianzaikehuaile。”“wei，nizenmebushuohuaa。

nigaibuhuishiyababa？”baihuahuadidigugulebantian，mianqianderenqueyishengbuhang，rangtapoganwuqu。

“furen，fuxiangdarenyihuierjiudaole。qingninxianxiuxiyixia。”liuqiangongjingdishuo。zheiyilushang，

tatinglegezhongzhoumaliuyidehua，zhangzheimeda，tadiyicijianyourenrucidadan。ruoshipangren，

shuobudingtahuijiangtadadebansi，keshimianqianzheiweifuren，fuxiangdarenshuole，buguantashuoshenmezuoshenme，

douyaotingzhehongzherenzhe。“qie。nengbujiantazhijiexiuxibu？wokunlewoyaoshuijue。”baihuahuashenleshenlanyao。

zheizhisixiezi，batadangshenmerenle，tashitaxiangjianjiunengjianderenma？“zhei……”zhangqianyouxieweinan。

biedeshitashangnengweifuxiangfenyou，keshizheishi，tazheshibuzhiruheshihao。“nijiugaosuta，shiwoshuode，

wokunle，woyaoshuijue。”“haodefuren。”liuqiangongjingdixinglegeli。“shuoleduoshaocile，

buyaojiaowofuren，wobushinimendefuren，woweihun，danshen。”“haodefuren，neifurenhaohaoxiuxi。

”zhangqiantuichumenwai。“woshuowobushinimendefuren，wodanshen，nidaoditingjianmeiyou。

”baihuahuashengqidizhuizhezhangqiandebeiyingdaolemenwai，zheiliderenzhenqiguai，tingdejiandeshihoubuhuijianghua，

huijianghualeyoutingbujian。baihuahuahaixiangshuoxieshenme，quejianliuyilaile，tayinggaishigangconggonglihuilai，

lianchaofudoumeilaidejihuan。“huahua。”liuyijijimangmangdixiangfangjianpaolai。baihuahualileliyishan，

zhanzaimenkou，yongtaduizhejingzilianleshiniandejuemeiweixiaowangzheta。tacengwushucixiangguo，

dangchufenbiedeshihoutailangbei，ruguozaijian，tayidingyaomeilide、kangkaidezhanzaitamianqian，ranhou，rangtagun。

liuyicuowudiyiweizijidedaolebaihuahuashihaodexinhao，gengjiapobujidaidichongshanglai，zhengyujinmenshi，

menquepengdiyishengguanshangle。“huainanren，sixiezi。”baihuahuaguanmenshihaibuwangmata。liuyiwunaidixiaoxiao，

zaogaixiangdao，shiduoniandegehe，nayouneimerongyixiaochuni？“huahua，neiwozaimenkoushouzheni，nizaodianxiuxi。

”liuyizaimenkousuibianzuoxia，rutonghenduonianqian，taaishangtadeshihouyiyang。tamenyiqicongqingchendaidaoyewan，

jishiyeshenleyeshebudezou。keshixiangfudebieyuanzhongguibushilingshoucun，buduandeyoushouweideshibingjiaohuanlunzhi，

tixingtatajianshangdezeren。“huainanren，taoyansile。”wuneiderenyijiumamalielie，liuyiquehaobushengqi，

shenzhishifenhuanxi。zheiyangdeshengyin，zhenshijiuweile。baihuahuaxianglaishiaishuilanjuede，

keshizheixiangfudezhensiruanzhentashizaishuibuxiguan，yijueqilai，hunshendouteng。“yemeirensonggezaodianlai。

”baihuahuaroulerouduzi，zhunbeichumenzhaodianchide。“nizenmezaizheili？

”baihuahuayikaimenjiukanjianliuyideyizhangdalian，kepadeshineizhangdalianshanghaiguazheguiyideweixiao。

“yidazaode，zhenshihuiqi。”baihuahuaxianqidikanlekanta。“nibuhuimeiyouhuiquba？

”tasihushifenpijuan，xiangshiyiyemeishui。“wo，woshuibuzhe，zaizheilizuozuo。”liuyipeizhexiaolian，

cuanjinlefangmen。“zhenzhenshichoubuyaolian。”baihuahuazhuanshenjinlewunei，“nishuoni……”baihuahuazhengyutucao，

quebeiliuyiyibabaozhule，tazaicibuyoufenshuodiwenshangletadeetou，baihuahuayixiazibeigaomengle，

meifanyingguolai。liuyijiantameiyoufanying，jixuwozhetadeshou，xiangcongqianyiyangwenlewentadeshoubei，“huahua，

wohaoxiangni，nixiangwoma？”“shenjingbing，”baihuahuadalidichouchuzijideshou，

molemoetoushangliuyiganggangwenguodedifang，xianqidiyongshoupacaleca，“nizheiren，shibushiyoubinga？

”“woshiyoubing，xiangsibing。”liuyibugubaihuahuadekangju，ziguzidizhanleshangqu，

fangfoyiqiedoumeiyoufashengguo。“shenjingbing，”baihuahuabeitazheimomingqimiaodireqinghehuaile。waiposhuodedui，

nanrenjiushifanfuwuchang。dangchufenbiedeshihou，qianjiaogangshuoyaohetayidaoliangduan，houjiaojiuxiexingouyinta，

haihaotabachizhule。“wozhixiangjianjindai，jianwanjindaiwojiuzou。”baihuahuahelekoucha，guzuodandingdishuo。

zheimegeguidifang，zheimegebiantaidexiaolaotou，duodaiyiketadoubuyuanyi。“hao，

henkuainijiukeyijiandaojindaile。”liuyideyanjingyikedoubucenglikaiguobaihuahuadelian，zijiquesixiaofeixiao。

“danshi，nibixudayingwodetiaojian。”“yohe，”baihuahuabailetayiyan，“shibiesanri，

dangguamuxiangkanha，nixianzaidouganjiangtiaojianle。”“daoshihou，nibixuzuoweiwodefurenhewoyiqiqujianjindai。

”“shenmeyisi？”“yejiushishuo，niyaozaihuangshangtaihou，geweihuangqinguizumianqian，chengren，ni，

shiwoliuyidefuren。”“wanizheizhisixiezi，woyikannineigexiaojiuzhidaonimeianhaoxin。

qiuhunbuchenggaibihunle？neiwoyaoshibudayingni？”“neitianxiarendouzhidao，zanmendenver，daweidetaizifei，

shisishengnvge。”liuyideyidishuo。tajiubuxin，baihuahuahuibushanggou。“neibushidajiazaojiuzhidaodeshi？

”baihuahuabuxiedipielepiezuijiao，sheibuzhidao，liufuxiangzhiyouyigenver，mingjiaoliuxiangyu。“xingba。

woshiwusuowei，fanzhengnibuqu，zannvertaizifeidemianziyebuyaolebei。

”baihuahuaganjueyixiazixuedouchongdaonaozishang，zheigenanren，zongshiqingeryijujiunengnanieta。tayaoleyaoya，

“xing，danshishuohaole，jianwanjindai，nidangnidefuxiang，wohuiwodedayicun，womenhubuganshe。

”“haoshuohaoshuo。”liuyibiaomiandayingdeshifenshuangkuai，qishixinlizaojiudahaolexiaosuanpan。

“neiwoshenmeshihounengjiandaojindai？”“guojitian。”mudedacheng，liuyishifenyukuai。“guojitianshinatian？

zaishuole，guojitiancainengjiannixianzaibangwolaiganma？”baihuahuameihaoqidishuo。“nibushimeilaiguojingchengma，

woxianpeiniguangguangjingcheng，maiyifumaichide，haobuhao？”liuyiwenshengruanyudihongzhebaihuahua。

“sheishuowomeiyoulaiguojingcheng？”baihuahualengxiaoleyisheng，“zaishuole，niliuxiezinengyouzheimehaoxin？

”“woduini，conglaijiumeiyouhuaixin，zhiyouwuxiandeaixin。”liuyishenqingdizhushizhebaihuahua。

baihuahuayixiaziqileyishenjipigeda，yiqianbujuede，xianzaizongshijuedetazheigerenqiqiguaiguai，

pashiyoushenmedabing。“bushi，ni，niyoubingnengbunengqukandafu？”“nayou，wo……”“woshenmewo。

niganjinzouba，zhendeshi，dazaoshangdelaizaizheiliganma，zoua！”baihuahuashizaishilandetingtafeihua，

biancuicuzhegantazou。“qunali？wohaimeichizaofanni。”“qukandafu！”baihuahuajiangtatuichumenwai。

dagaishiwanshangyaojianheipang，baihuahuaxinqinghaibucuo，mianqiangdayingliuyihetaguangjie。zheikebaliuyilehuaile，

yilushangshichulehunshenjieshu，youshidangdaoyouyoushidangqiandaizi，mangdebuyilehu。“furen，

nikanzheigemianjuhaobuhaokan？”“furen，zheigedianxinkeyoumingle，niyaobuyaochangchang？”“furen，

zheigefachainikendingxihuan。”“shuoleduoshaocile，wobushinifuren，buyaojiaowofuren。

”“zheibushitiqianyanlianyixiama。”liuyichanmeidixiaozhe。“qie。”baihuahuabulita，

baiwuliaolaidijixuzouzhe。guangzheguangzhe，liuyihuranxiangqilai，tahaoxianghulveleyigehenzhongyaodewenti。

“duile，nihaimeiyougaosuwo，nishenmeshihoulaiguojingcheng，hesheilaide，wozenmebuzhidao。

”liuyiweizaibaihuahuashenbian，diediebuxiudiwenlebantian。“nifanbufana！”baihuahuayanfanditingzhulejiaobu。

yuanbentajiubuxianghetaguangjie，tasiminglazhetalai，haimeizouliangbuni，jiuweizhetadidigugulebantian。

“nibugaosuwo，wojiuyizhifanni。”liuyichongfenfahuilezijidehoulianpi。

“nixinbuxin……”baihuahuahuiqileshou。“dasiwoshiba？”liuyijianglianshenleguoqu，“nidaba，

jiusuannidasiwo，woyeyaowen，nidaodihesheiyiqilaidejingcheng？”baihuahuawukenaiheditanlekouqi，

“wohejindaiyiqilaide，xingbuxing？”huaizhejindaideshihoulaide，neikebujiushihejinfengyiqilaidema。

“ladaobani。jindaikeshuole，zheishitadiyicilaijingcheng。”huran，liuyihaoxiangxiangdaoleshenme，

yixiazitigaoleyinliang，“e，wozhidaole，shibushicunkouneigezhangtufu，

nishibushiheneigezhangtufuyiqilaide，suoyicaituisanzusidibukengaosuwo？wa，

nizheigehuaxindenvren……”“shenjingbingani。”baihuahuajuedeyouxiehaoxiao，buzhiweishenme，

tazongshiduizhangtufuniannianbuwang，zheicaijianmianjitian，jiutilebuxiabaici。“bushijiuhao，bushijiuhao。

”liuyisonglekouqi。“womingmingshihegebidehuangerniuyiqilaide。”“huangerniu？huangerniushishei？

”liuyigangxuanzhedexinyoutileqilai。“woganggangshuoleya，gebidehuangerniu。”kanliuyichibiedeyangzi，

baihuahuayixiazijuedeshenxinshuchang。“gebidehuangerniu？

wozenmemeiyouyinxiang……”liuyizainaohaizhongfengkuangsousuozhezheigeren。“aiya，

”liuyimimangdeyangzirangbaihuahuashenqingqishuang，“wohuranjuede，ganggangneigemianjuhaoxianghaibucuo，

dianxinkanshangquyetinghaode，fachaiwoyexihuan……”shuowan，baihuahuayoukaixindizhelehuiqu，

liuyiquexinshizhongzhongdixianruletounaofengbao。huangerniushishei？huangerniushishei！“liuqian，yitianshijian，

woyaohuangerniudesuoyouziliao！”liuyiduizheshenhouderendahouleyisheng。san、xieqinyan“jindai，