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精彩章节

babayingongxunzhihou，tazuideyidesangetudiguizailingqianfashi，shuohuihuwoyishengyishi。

nanyousongyubawochongchenglexiangyatalidegongzhu，burangwoshoubandianweiqu。jinpailvshiluze，

shuosheigandongwoyigenshouzhi，jiurangsheibalaodizuochuan。tiancaiyishengjiangchuan，fashihuirangwoyibeiziwubingwuzai。

kehoulai，songyudechulianjiwozuolanweiyanshoushu，guyicuoqielewodeshuluanguan。

jiangchuanquenazheshoushufengxiantongyishu，gaosuwo：“zheishiexingbingbian，weilebaomingzhinengqiechu。

”woqiangguobinglibenxiangyaoduizhi，quebeiluzelanzaibingfangli。“ruanruan，nilengjingdian。”“songyushuole，

tamashangjiugennijiehun，yihounimenkeyilingyanghaizi。”“keyueyuebuyiyang，

tashiyuanlizuiyoutianfudeshixisheng，bunengyinweizheidianxiaoshijiuhuileqiantu。

”1、songyumeiyoujiworenhexiaohuadeshijian，jiangyifenzaoyinihaodeliangjieshufangzaiwodechuangtou。“ruanruan，

tinghua。”“baziqianle，jiushuonizhiqianjiuzhixiaobingqing，bingtongyishoushufangan。

”“dangnianyaobushiyueyuejializizhu，wogenbenmeijihuichuguoshenzao，chuangligongsi。

”“xianzaitabuguoshiyishishiwu，wobunengxiushoupangguan。”wodedanaoyipiankongbai。jiuzaizuotian，

tamensanrenhaiweizaiwodebingchuangqian，xinshidandandibaozhengzheizhishigeweibuzudaodexiaoshoushu。

jintianqueyongrucikexiaodeliyou，yaoqiuwojieshouzijizaiyebunengshengyudexianshi。huishoudafanleneifenliangjieshu，

womuguangbinglengdisaoguotamendelian。wodelanweiyanbinglishangxiedeqingqingchuchu，nalaideexingzhongliu？”“erqie，

nimenzhendeyiwei，dangchuzizhusongyuderen，shilinyue？”wodehuahaimeishuowan，

linyuejiukuzhezhuazhulesongyudegebo。“songyuge，wozhendebushiguyide！wozhishitaijinzhangle！

”“ruanruanjie，niyaoshishizaishengqi，jiudawomawoba！”“wozheizhongxiaodifangchulaideren，

huileqiantuyemeiguanxi，buxiangni，shisuoyourendezhangshangmingzhu！

”jiangchuanyiliantengxidijianglinyuehuzaishenhou：“ruanruan！nibuyaozheimeduoduobiren！

”“ninandaokanbuchutayijinghenzizelema？”songyudelianseyechenlexiaqu。“ruanruan，wozhijiegaosuni。

”“woyijingheyuanfanggoutongguole，jiangchuanyeqianlezi，zheigeanzi，jingshimeirenganjie。”wozuanjinlequantou。

bugushoubeishangzhentouzhengtuodailaidecitong，taishoujileduimianlianggenanrenyirenyijierguang。“nimendengzheqiao！

wojuebuhuijiuzheimesuanle！”2、zhihoudesantian，wobaifanglesuoyounenglianxishangdelvshi。

dantamenjujuewodeliyoudouruchuyizhe。“ruan**，ninjiubieweinanwomenle。”“ludalvshiyijingfanghua，

sheigan**nindeanzi，jiushihetazhenggelvsuoweidi。”wodasuandongyongwofuqinliuxiadeneibifuxujin，

quwaidiqinglvshi。quefaxianwodezhanghubeidongjiele。zhanghumingbuzhiheshibianchenglesongyudemingzi。

rujinxuyaotaqianzi，cainengdongyonglimiandekuanxiang。yankansusongshixiaoyitiantianguoqu。

cengjingbeizhenggejingshipengzaishouxindewo，cikezhinengzuozaijingchajumenkou，xiwangnengjiandaobabadelaozhanyouwangjuzhang。

jingjudezhiqinrenyuanjicisanfanqianlaiquanwo，zuihouzhinengwunaidijiangwoweizhu。“gunkai！nimendougunkai！

nimenwanglewobabashisheilema？”woxiangyitoujuewangdekunshou，zhinengfachuwulidesihou。“haole，

rangtaqilai。”yishuangzengliangdedingzhipixie，tingzailewodemianqian。wotaiyan，

duishangdeshisongyuneishuangyongyuanshenqingdemouzi。tashenbianzhanzheluze，jugaolinxiadikanzhewo。“ruanruan，

xiangtonglema？”“shijieshouyueyuededaoqian，qianleliangjieshu，haishijixuzaizheilidiurenxianyan，nizijijueding。

”wofuzhebinglengdedimian，huanhuanzhanqishen。shentideshangkouyinyinzuotong，rangwoyouxiexuanyun。wunianqian。

songyunadaoguowaidaxuedeluquxinquecoubuqixuefei。

shiwobajiangzijidedabanfuxujinnimingjiaojiledangshifuzelianluodelinyue，rangtazhuanjiao。

wocongweixiangguolinyuehuibazheifenenqinglanzaizijishenshang。gengmeiliaodao，songyuhuiweilezheigexujiadeenqing，

jiangwohebabadeshanyicaizaijiaoxia。xiangdaoci，wozuijiaochechujiqiaodehudu，congtamenzhongjianzouguo。“woshuoguo，

zheishimeiwan！”meizouduoyuan，jiutingdaoshenhouchuanlailuzebinglengdeshengyin，hejiangchuandefuhe。“songyu，

tataibushitaijule，kanlaideyongbjihua。”“meicuo，bixurangtachedirenqingxianshi，duanlesuoyounianxiang。

”“tajiranzheimezaihuchenshushudemingsheng，womenjiucongneilirushou！”3、woyiweitamensuoweidebjihua，

buguoshijixuzaifalvhejingjishangweiduwo。wowanwanmeiyouliaodao，jinjinyigewanshang。

songyu、luzehejiangchuanjiulianshouduojiameitimoheibabashengqiandegongji。bawodeyingxiongbaba，

gouxianchengyigeshoushouhuilu、yuheieshilitongliuhewudefubaijingcha。erlinyuezechengledangnianbeibabaxiepo，

budebuchongdangzhongjianrendewugushaonv。fazhixinwenpindao，luzeyizhenxiangjieludeshenfen，

zhanshizheneixieweizaodezhengju。linyuewanzhesongyudegebo，zaijingtouqiankusuzijiduonianlaisuoshoudejianao。

fennudeminzhongkaishizhiyijingduidegongxinli，yaoqiuchechababasuoyoudejiuan。rangbabashengqianzuikanzhongderongyu，

yiyezhijianbianchenglechirudeluoyin。neixiecengjingduiwoxiaolianxiangyingdeshuboqinqi，fenfendalaidianhuahuaqingjiexian。

shenzhichongdaowojia，zaibabayixiangqianpokouzhouma。gengyoushenzhe，zaiwangshangfaqitoupiao，

yaoqiujiangbabademingzicongyinglieqiangshangtichu。kanzhezheixiexiaoxi，woqidehunshenbingleng。songyu、luze、jiangchuan，

doushibabacongxiaoqinshoulachezhangdade。zheixienian，tamenzaiwomianqianyongyuanshikekao、zhidexinlaidemoyang。

rangwodoukuaiwangle，tamennengcongdicengpadaojintiandeweizhi，xinjiheshouduanyouzenmekenengdanchun。

wozhishizaitamenbianzhidetonghuali，zuoletaijiudemeimeng。“xianzai，zheigemenggaixingle。

”songyudeshengyinhaishineimewenrou，querangworuzhuibingku。wohuanhuanzhuanshen，

muguanglizhishengxiasiji：“nimendemudedadaole，haixiangzenmeyang？”“wangjuzhangneibianyijingdingbuzhuyali，

tongyizhongshenchenshushudeanzi。”“mingtian，womenhuianpaiyichangneibutingzhenghui。

”“younizheigezhixiqinshuchumian，chengrenchenshushudangniandezuixing。”“tongshixiangbeitashanghaiguodelinyuedaoqian，

bingyongjiufangqiduineichangshoushudezhuisu！”songyubububijin，shenshouxiangyaochupengwodelianjia。

“nidangranyekeyixuanzebushuo。”“bijing，nengzhengmingchenshushuqingbaide，chuleni，haiyouyigeren。

”songyushuowan，dianliangshoujipingmu，shangmianshiyanglaoyuandeshishijiankonghuamian。pingmulidelaorenshizhangbo。shinianqian，

babaweilecongbaozhazhongjiuchuleta，tashizhengmingbabaqingbaidezuihourenzheng。rujintaquanshentanhuan，

zhinengyikaoangguidejinkouyaowulaihuanjiejutong。jibianruci，tahaijinjinzuanzhetunsedejinghui。

neishibabasongjitade，shuokanjianta，jiushenmedoubuyongpa。leishuimohuwodeshixianmohu。

fuqinyongminghuanhuiderongyu，rujinqueyaobeiwohuidiao。“songyu，nibushiren！”“ruanruan，nihaishizheimetianzhen，

zhishizheidianshouduanjiujuedecanrenleme？”songyuniezhuwodexiaba，yuqixiangzaihongyigebudongshidehaizi。

“xianzai，gaosuwonidexuanze。”“mingtian，shirangzhangbotingleyao，zaichuangshangtongkudiaozhe，

haishinizijiqutingzhenghui……”“goule！woqu！woqu！”woyongjinquanlihanchulezheijuhua。“songyu！

nimenhuizaobaoyingde！yidinghuide！”songyusongkaiwo，jiangwolanjinhuailiqingshenganfu。“zheicaiguai。

”“dengmingtianshiqinglejie，womenjiuyiqiqujiezhangbo，jitahuanzuihaodeliaoyangyuan。”diertian，

neibutingzhenghuikaishi。woxiangyigebeichouqulinghundemuou，zaisongyuheluzedezhushixia，duizheyizhongjingjietongliao，

chengrenlefuqindezuixing。xianglinyueditou，chengrenshiwodejiduxinrangwowugaoleta。

yingjietaixianeixiexirizhangbeimenbiyidemuguang，hediaochazulengmodezhixun。“nifuqinshoushoudehuilu，

shifouyongyuniderichangkaixiao？”“duiyutaliyongzhiquanbaobizuifandexingwei，nishifouzaojiuzhiqing？

”“niduilinyueyishengdewugao，shibushishoulenifuqinbufaxingweideyingxiang？”yidaodaowentixiangbinglengdedaozi，

jiangwolingchi。linyuedelianshangguazhedetidexiao。“woxiangxinruanruanjiezhishiyishihutu。

”“bijingchenshushuyijingbuzaile，tayigerenyehenkelian。”woqidehunshenzhandou，xiangyaofanbo。xiayimiao，

luzequejiangshoujipingmuzhuanxiangwo。shangmianshiyanglaoyuandehugong，zhengzhunbeinazouzhangbochuangtoudeyaoping。

wozhinengjiangsuoyoudehuatunjinduli。linyuejianwozhanbuwen，haoxindezouguolaifuzhuwo。quezaijiaoluo，

yongkouxingwushengdiduiwoshuo。“dangchu，neibiqianqueshishichenshushujide，keneiyouzenyang？”“xianzai，

suoyourendouxiangxin，nideyingxiongbaba，shigeangzangdeheijing。”shuowan，linyuefuzhewogebodeshouzhi，

henhendixianjinlewoderouli。jianruidecitongrangwomenhengyisheng，quelikeyinlaitaixiarendeqieqiesiyu。

“nikanta，haoxianghaibufuqi。”“zhenshiyouqifubiyouqinv，guzilijiushihuaide！”yishunjian，

yayideqingxubaofa，jiweinianqingdejingyuanchongshangqianlai，zhizhewodebizinuma。“gunchuqu！

nibupeizhanzaizheili！”“womenjingduiderongyudoubeinimenfunvliangbaiguangle！”hunluanzhong，

yourenhenhentuilewoyiba，wodetouzhongzhongzhuangzailezhuojiao。“songyu！！！luze！！！jiuwo！！！

”“haotong！wodeshangkou！！！”kewodehuhanbeiyanmeizaifennudeshenglangzhong。yishixiaosanqian，

wozuihoukandaodehuamian。shisongyuhejiangchuanyizuoyiyou，huzhelinyue，zailuzedekailuxia，

anranwuyangdilikailehuichang。4、hunluanpingxihou，

zhongyuyouliangweilaojingyuanfaxianwohouyaodeyifuyibeixianxuejintou。tamenhuangmangjiaolejijiuche，

jiangwosongwangzuijindeyiyuan。kechegangdaoyiyuandamen。jiubeibaoanlanlexialai。“duibuqi，

jintianwomenwaikezhongxinbeijiangchuanyishengbaoxiale。”“linyueyishengdeshouzhixuyaozuoshenduhuli，

jiangyishengxialemingling，renheshoushudouyaoyanhou。”jijiurenyuandoumengle：“cheshangshijizhengbingren，

zigongshangkousilie，zaibuchulijiuyaodachuxueganranle！”“nimenzheishizhengguiyiyuan，

zenmenengweileshoububaoyangjiujujuejijiubingren？”baoanmanlianqianyi，queyibuburang。“shizaiduibuzhu，

womenyeshitingminglingxingshi。”“yaobuninkankan，zhuanquqitayiyuanshishi？”yishimohujian，

wotingzhetamendezhengzhi。weilehuoxiaqu，woyongjinzuihoudeliqi，botonglesongyudehaoma。“nimenrangwozuode，

wodoupeihele。”“xianzaiwoshoushangle，jiuzaiyiyuanlouxia，ruguobuxiangwosizaizheili，jiurangtamenfangwojinqu。

”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyishengqingxiao。“ruanruan，bienaole。”“nineidianxiaoshang，nandaobiyueyuedeshouhaizhongyaoma？

”“nishibushihaimeimingbai，nidejiazhi，zainibasihoujiuyijingsuoshengwujile。”“nizhiyaoguaiguaide，

womenbaozhengnihoubanshengyishiwuyou，zheibujiushinibaxiwangkandaodema？”“suoyixianzai，

qingnibuyaozailaiganraoyueyuele！”dianhua**cuidiguaduan，wozaiboguoqu。

tingdaodezhiyoubinglengdexitongtishiyin。dangwozaicizhengkaiyan，faxianzijitangzaishequweishengfuwuzhan。

yigemianrongcangsangdenanrenzoulejinlai，jiangyimeijinghuifangzaiwodezhenbian。tadizhetou，

shengyinshayadikaikou：“ruan**，duibuqi，wobata…jintianlingchenzoule。”tashizhangbodeerzi。

jutasuoshuo，buzhidaoshisheibatingzhenghuideshipinfajilezhangbokan。laorenkanwanhou，

jiuyizhiniantaozheduibuqibaba，shitahailewo。jintianlingchen，tachenzhehugongbuzhuyi，zijitingdiaolehuxiji。

linzouqian，tarangerziwubibazheigebaoxianxiangdeyaochijiaojiwo。“ruan**，wobashuo，

tameinengweininfuqinzuozheng，xinzhongyoukui。”“tahaishuo，ninfuqinzaojiuliaodaohuiyouzheimeyitian，

jininliulezuihoudetuilu，zhiyaoninnazhezheigequyinxing，jiunengzhaodaotaliujinindedongxi。

”xinzhongzuihouyisijuanlianyeyisanjin，wopingjingdixiangtadaolexie。huidaokongwuyirendejia，

woanzhaodizhizhaodaoleyinxingdebaoxianju。dakaineichenfengyijiudexiangzi。limianmeiyouqian，zhiyouyifenwenjian。

zhiyaowoqianshangmingzi，jiunengshouhuidangniansuoyounimingzizhukuanxiang。haiyouyigekezheteshubiaojidejiudahuoji。

babadeyixinshangshuo，quzhaodahuojidezhuren，jiunengbangwonahuisuoyoushiqudedongxi。wocaganyanlei，

yongshoujibotongleneigehaoma。piankezhihou，lengyingdenanshengzaidianhuaneitouxiangqi。“yatou，nizhongyudale。

”“nibadangnianlaowochulaishijiushuoguo，taneisangebaobeitudiyaoshiganyouerxin，jiurangwotitaqinglimenhu。

”“shuoba，wodeda**，xiangxiancongsheikaishi？”5、nanrenqingxiaoyisheng。“wojiaoxiaozhan，

nikeyijiaowoxiaobobo。”“shinibadangniancongnitanlilaochulaideyitiaolanming。”xiaozhan。

zheigemingziwoconglaimeiyoutingguo。babadepengyoudoushijingjiedetongliao，zhengzhiwusi。

zenmehuihezheiyangtingqilaijiuchongmanweixianderenyoujiaoji。“yatou，wozhidaonizaixiangshenme。”“nibashiguang，

woshiying。”“youxietajingchashenfenbufangbianzuodeshi，jiuyouwolaichuli。”“tajiuguowodeming，woqiantade。

”“linzouqian，tazuibufangxindejiushini。”“tazaojiuliaodao，taneisangetudi，bushishenmehaodongxi。

”woyuelexiaobobozaijialijianmian。diertian，yigechuanzhezhongshanzhuangdenanrenzhunshiqiaoxianglewodemen。“ruanyatou。

”taweiweihanshou，suanshidalezhaohu。jinwuhou，meiyouduoyudefeihua。tajiangyigeniupizhidaifangzaizhuoshang。

“zheilimian，shisongyu、luze、jiangchuansanren，yonglaiwumienibadequanbuzhengju。”wozhandouzheshoudakai。

limianshiyitatadewenjianhezhaopian。“zheixieyinxingliushui，zhuanzhangjilu，doushiyongruanjianweizaode。

”“nikanzheigeqianming，suiranmofangdehenxiang，danzaibifengdetingdunchu，mingxianbuziran。

”“haiyouzheizhangnibaheheieshilideheying。”“shijishangshinibawodizhenchashidezhaopian，

beitameneyijiequ，pdiaoleqitadejingyuan。”xiaobobozhizhezhaopian。“zheili，

youdangshijingjuxingdongdeyuanshidipianbianhao，woderenyijingzhaodaoleyuanpian。

”wodeyanleibujinluozaineixieweizaodewenjianshang。babayishengqingbai，jiuzheiyangbeiqingyidijianta。

“tamenweishenmeyaozheimezuo？”“jinjinyinweiwobutongyineifenliangjieshu？”“buquanshi。

”xiaobobodianlegenyan，yanshenshensui。“nibazaishishi，jiuchajuedaotamensangerenxinshubuzheng。

”“youqishisongyu，yexintaida，shouduanyezang。”“nibashoushangzhangwoleyixietamenbuganjingdezhengju，

yizhiyazhemeidong，shixiangjitamengaiguodejihui。”“nibayizou，tamenzuidadegujijiumeile。”“erni，

shiweiyikenengzhidaoneixiemimideren。”“suoyitamenbixuxianxiashouweiqiang，huileni，

yehuidiaonibasuoyoudegongxinli。”“zheiyangjiusuannijianglainachushenmezhengju，yebuhuiyourenxiangxinle。