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第三章敲打
yipinlou，jiushezaiyaoyangdashadeyilou，zhisuoyichengweiyipin，jiushiyinweiyaoyangdashashijiangzhoudiyigaolou，eryipinlou，jushuohaigenyaoyangjituanyoulianxi，suoyizheilideshengyishifendihuobao，suoyourendouyinenglaizheiliyongcanerzihao。
danshi，zhangxiudengrengandaodeshihou，cantingqueyijingbaoman，liangezuodoumeiyou。
“wokeshihuangjinhuiyuan，nimenquedingzhendemeiyouweizhilema？”
chenyangduizhefuwuyuanzaiyicishuodao，tadeliansehennankan。
benlaixiangdaizhangxiudengrenchulai，haohaochuyixiafengtou，quemeixiangdaohuiyushangzheiyangdeshiqing。
“duibuqixiansheng，zheilisuoyoukerenzuidizigedoushihuangjinhuiyuan，ruguoninyaoyongcan，qingdaohuikeshidenghou，womenyoukongweilehuidiyishijiantongzhinin，huozheninyekeyilikai，wohaiyoushi，qingzibian。”
fuwuyuanlimaodishuowan，budengchenyangzuoda，bianzoule。
yipinloudedongjiakeshiyaoyangjituan，yinci，jiulianyigexiaoxiaodefuwuyuan，yeyangchengleshuadapaideniaoxing。
zhangxiukandaolianyigexiaoxiaofuwuyuanqichangdouneimeqiang，bujinlianlianzashe。
“yaobu，haishisuanleba……huanyijiachiyeshiyiyangde……”
张秀很违心地说着。
chenyangruhetingbuchutayuqilideshiwang？lianyizhendichouchu，qiangxiaodao：“wojibiaogedagedianhua，tashizheilidebojinhuiyuan，tayidingyoubanfade。”
shuozhebiannaqileshouji……
huashuo，lingyibian，zhaowenlongyijingqizhetadexiaomaolvhuanghuangyouyoudilaidaoleyaoyangdashalouxia。
gangtinghaoche，zhangxiuqueyiyanqiaodaolezhaowenlong，bujinlianseyibian，lishengdao：“zhaowenlong，nilaizheilizuoshenme？”
“我来找朋友。”
赵文龙淡淡道。
“zhaopengyou？nihuiyoupengyouzaiyipinlou？zhaowenlong，nikezhenhuijizijilianshangtiejin，cengchijiuzhishuo，womenyoubuhuixiaohuani。”
陈阳一脸地戏谑。
jiangwanyunliansebiandeshifenbuhaokan，zhaowenlongtairangtashiwangle。
zhaowenlongdandansaoletayiyan，yebudahua，zhijiechaoyaoyangdashazouleguoqu。
zhangxiuqueshiheleyitiao，“nijuranyaoquyaoyangdasha？zhaowenlong，nigewonangfeixiangbeibaoandiuchulaima……”
kandaozhaowenlongjingranwushizijidejinggao，zhangxiuyouqiyounu，damazhezhaowenlong。
“bomu，bieqile，weizheizhongrenbuzhide，woyijingdadianhuajibiaoge，youtachumian，xiangxinmashangjiunenggouanpaizuowei！”
chenyangshishizouleguolai，hendadudishuodao。
zhangxiushaoweipingxilexiaxinzhongnuqi，tongyangshinanren，chajuzajiuneimedani？
……
“站住！”
zhaowenlonggangzouruyaoyangdasha，bianbeiyigexiaobaoanjilanzhule。
“nishishenmeren？zhibuzhidaozheilishishenmedifang？chuqu！”
neixiaobaoanduizhezhaowenlong，shengqilingrendishuodao。
zhaowenlongmeitouzhouleyixia，haishinaizhexingzidao：“wozhaosunyaoyang。”
“shenme？nizhaodongshizhang？haha，xiaozinizaigenwokaiwanxiaodeba？”
kanzheyishenditanhuodezhaowenlong，neixiaobaoanxiaodeqianyanghouhe，yanleidoukuaixiaochulaile。
“naliangkuaishangnaqu，bieguaiwobukeqile！”
xiaobaoanbilebishouzhongbaoangun，ehenhendidao。
zhaowenlongmeitouzhoudegengjinle，zhengxiangshuoshenmezhishi，shenhouturanchuanlaileyidaonvzishengyin，“zenmehuishi？”
zhaowenlonghuiguotoulai，quejianyigenvziyijingzhanzaizijiyanqian，nvzichuanzhezhiyezhuang，toufapanleqilai，xiandehenshiganlian。
“yuzong，tashilaidaoluande，tajingranshuoxiangzhaodongshizhang……”
xiaobaoankandaoyuluhou，youxiehuangzhangdidao。
“nijiushiwomendongshizhangdeguike？”
yuluqueshidachiyijing，“duibuqi，zhaoxiansheng，womensundongyijingdengninhenjiule，qingningenwolai。”
yulushuozhebianlingzhezhaowenlongwangdongshizhangbangongshierqu。
kanzhetamenxiaoshidebeiying，neixiaobaoanzuibazhangdelaoda，xinliyizhendihuangkong……
shifenzhonghou，dangneixiaobaoankandaozhaowenlongcongyaoyangdashachulaihou，yanzhuzigengshichadianmeidiaochulai！
yinweicike，zhaowenlongshenhougenzheshishuren，weishoudeshiyigezhongnianren，heranzhengshisunyaoyang！
tongxingdehaiyuzhuli，renshibuzhang，shichangbubuzhang……jibiezuidideyeshijinglijibie……
neixiaobaoanhedechadianmeiniaochulai，zhei……zheinianqingrendaodishishei？yaozhidao，shangnianjiangzhoudiyilingdaolaishichagongzuoyemeineimedapaichang……
“xingle，jiusongdaozheiliba，biewanglewojiaodaideshiqing。”
zhaowenlonghuitouchongsunyaoyangdandandidao。
“是，少爷！”
sunyaoyanggonggongjingjingdidao。
zaijijiangzouchuyaoyangjituandeshihou，zhaowenlongbujingyijiankanleneixiaobaoanyiyan，xiaobaoanlianseyibian！
zhaowenlongqueshixiaolexiao，meishuoshenmejiezoulechuqu，kandaotazouchuqu，neixiaobaoanzhangsonglekouqi，gangcai，chadianheniaole……
songyikouqidehaiyousunyaoxianshi，taxinzhongzhenshibuzhuhoupa。
xiangdaogangcaizhaowenlongneiyiju“dangnianwozhaojiakeyijinide，xianzaiwoyekeyishouhuilai”tazhenshihedebuqing。
tazhidao，zhaowenlongzheishiqiaodata，tachenghuangchengkong，lenghanbuzhuwangxiamao，zaitingwanzhaowenlongfenfushiqinghou，mashangyaoqiusuoyougaocengxiangsong，jiushiweilezuochuyigezitai。
“dongshizhang，gangcaineigerenshisheia？woxianzaishoutoushiqinghenduo，xinchengligongsideshiqingkongpa……”
“mashangfangxiashoutousuoyougongzuo，quanxintouruxingongsichuangjianshiyi，ruguozheijianshiqingnizuobuhao，nijiuzijiqingciba！”
yuluhaimeiyoushuowan，quebeisunyaoyangzhijiedaduan。
yuludachiyijing，sunyaoyangkeshihenshaozheimeyansude，zheizhinengshuomingzheigenianqingren，shenfenyijingdaolerangdongshizhangdouweijudedibule……
congyaoyangdashazouchulaihou，zhaowenlonglianshangbuxibubei。
hesunyaoyangjianmian，yigehenzhongyaodemudejiushizujiangongsi，zheishitadafanshenzhangdediyibu，tahuiyidiandianwajiezhaowenhudeshili，dangranzheixieshiqingtabuhuichumian，suoyicaihuizhaosunyaoyang。
zhishi，zailuguoyipinloudeshihou，tachayidikandaozhangxiudengrenzaizhanzaineili，erchenyang，zhengcuzhesangziheyigegongzuorenyuanzhengzhizheshenme，bozidouhongle。
“nimenzenmegaode？womenyijingdenglebangezhongle，weishenmehaimeiyoujiwomenanpaiweizhi！”
陈阳怒不可遏地道。
“duibuqixiansheng，jintiankerenzhongduo，qingnaixindengdai，ruguoninbuxiangdeng，keyizibian。”
neifuwuyuanlianshangdaizhezhiyehuadeweixiaoshuodao。
chenyangkuaiqifengle，jintianbenlaixiangzhuangyihuibi，meixiangdaoliancantingmendoujinbuqu，jiusuantabanchubiaogeyebuxing，xianzaikandaozhangxiukanzijideyanshendoubianle，taxinlihenbushiziwei。
“laopo，nimenzaizheilizhanzhezuoshenme？”
zheishihou，yigebuhexiedeshengyinzaichenyangerbianxiangqi。
tazhuantouyikan，zhenghaokandaobuzhicongnalimaochulaidezhaowenlong，dunshiqijiubudayichulai。
“zhaowenlong，nidiubudiuren？jiusuanxiangcengshiyebutiaoxiashihou！gunkai！”
chenyanglihou，zaitakanlai，zhaowenlongjiushiguyimaitaitalaile，zheirangtashoubule。
“duibuqixiansheng，qingbuyaozaizheilidashengxuanhua，fouze，wojiaobaoanle！”
fuwuyuanturanduizhechenyanglenglengdishuodao。
chenyanglianseyijiang，xinlibiequdebuxing，youxinxiangfanbojiju，kequemeineigedan。
dangxiaehenhendidengzhezhaowenlong，douguaizheigefeiwu！
“zhaowenlongniyanxiaa？meikandaowomenzhengzaidengweizhima？haibukuaiqubanjizhangdengzijiwomenzuo！”
zhangxiukanzhezhaowenlonghemadao。
taxinliyouyituanqiwuchufaxie，zhenghaozhaowenlongguolai，jiuquanbusazaitashenshanghaole。
原来是这样。
zhaowenlongdianlediantou，erhuabushuo，wangpangbianyigejiaoluobianzouleguoqu。
zhangxiuchenyangbiyidikanzhezhaowenlong，zhenshiyigewonangfei，tachulehuizuofan，bandengzi，saodizhiwai，tahaihuizuoshenme？
erjiangwanyun，yanligengshiluchuleshiwang。
meiliangfenzhong，zhaowenlongbianyouzhezhuanlehuilai，zhishitashouzhong，queshikongkongruye。
“zhaowenlong，dengzini？”
zhangxiukanzhekongshoudezhaowenlong，liansehenbuhaokan。
“lianjizhangdengzidoubanbulai，haizhenyougoufeiwude。”
chenyangyezaiyipanglengchaorefeng。
“zaiwaimianzuozhebushufu，womenhaishijinlimianquzuoba。”
zhaowenlongqueshikanzhejiangwanyunweixiaozheshuodao。
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