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第4章
dengdaoyeqijuezouhuiqudeshihou,faxianlicuipingyinweidanxinta,zoudaoleyuanzimenkousichudawang。
kanjianyeqijuehuilai,licuipingyiliandanyoudizouleguolai,wozheyeqijuedeshou,huangmangwendao:“qijue,nimeishierba?tamenmeidaniba?”
yeqijuedexinliyinuan,duizhelicuipingxiaolexiao:“fangxinba,ma,tamenmeidawo,wodaizhetamenqubaqianqule,doujitamenle,yihoua,tamenbuhuizhaowomenmafanle!”
“buhuiba?nimeipianwoba?nizhendeyouneimeduoqianjitamen?neikeshiershiduowanni!”
licuipingxianranbutaixiangxinyeqijuedehua,bijing,yeqijuegangchulai,zenmehuiyouqian?
yeqijuejieshidao:“hai,ma,nijiubieguanle,wozaijianyulimianyujianguirenle,wochulaideshihou,renjiajilewoyizhangyinxingkani,limianyoubushaoqian,gouhaizhangde!”
“shima?neijiuhao,neijiuhaoa!”
licuipingtinglezhihou,jidongwubididao:“neiniyihouyoujihui,keyaohaohaobaodarenjia,zhidaoma?”
“妈,我知道!”
yeqijuexiaolexiao,youshidao:“wonengtiqianchulai,yeyinweiguirenxiangzhu!”
meibanfa,weileranglicuipingbudanxin,youxiedongxiyebuhaojieshi,yeqijuezheimeshuole,bijing,neilaofengzi,benlaiyejiushitadeguiren。
“ai,neixieren,bulaijiuchanwomenjiuhaole,xianzainichulaile,yihouhaohaozhaogegongzuo,nibahewoyejiubuyongneimeleile!”
licuipingtanleyikouqi,youshidao:“neichengxibushishenmehaodongxi,nicaibeizhuabannian,tajiugenneiluoshaozaiyiqile。nimenneihunfang,yebeitajidijiamaile......nixianzaichulai,womenyemeiyouqianjini,yemeixiangyangdefangzi,nidouershibale,zanmendeduocundianqian,nicaihaozhaoxifua!”
shuodaozheili,licuipingyoushigankaiwubididao:“ninengtiqianwunianchulai,yijinghenhaole,burandehua,nijiusanshisancainengchulai,daoshihou,kongpajiugengbuhaoquxifule!”
“ma,shuoshenmeni,nierzineimeshuai,zhaolaopokendingbuchoude!”
yeqijuexiaolexiao,youshiduizhelicuipingdao:“duile,bani?”
“nibaqugongdishangbanzhuanqule,haimeihuilaini!”
licuipingsichudawangleyixia:“yinggaikuaihuilaileba!”
guoran,henkuaiyigeshenshangzangxixidenanren,qizheyigepojiudeerbagangzixingche,jiuhuilaile,zaichezidehoumian,haituozhebushaodezhiqiaoni。
“aiya,jintianyunqihao,zaigongdishangxiabandeshihou,kanjianlebushaodezhiqiao,yinggainengmaijikuaiqian......”
nanrenbachezizaimenkoutinglexialai,zheililudengyouxiehunan,tayibianquxieneixiezhiqiao,yibiandao:“cuiping,zheishisheia?nirenshidema?”
yeqijuezouleguoqu,wangzhemianqiantongyangshicanglaolebushaodeyetianhai,yanleihuanhuanliulexialai:“ba,shiwo,qijuehuilaile!”
yetianhaishoulibaozhedezhiqiao,yixiazidiaoluozailedishang,nanzideshentiweiweizhandou,nanyizhixindizhuanguoshenlai:“qi,qijue,zhendeshinima?zhendeshiwoerma?woerhuilailema?”
yetianhaiyanleileishuiduokuangerchu,buganzhixindiwangzhemianqiandeyeqijue。
“tianhai,zhendeshiqijue,qijuetahuilaile,tatiqianhuilaile!”
licuipingyanliyeshizaicifanqileleihua,lianshangqueshidaizhexiaorong。
“hao,hao,huilailejiuhao,tiqianchulaile,shizaishitaihaole!”
yetianhaishangqian,zixididaliangzheyeqijue:“haihao,jiushitoufataizhangle,mingtianqubatoufajijianyixia,nizheiyangkanshangqugengeqigaiside,meijingshena,xiaohuozibijingyoujingshen,yihoucaihaozhaolaopo!”
“zou,doujinquba,zaizheiwaimianchuzheganshenmeni!”
licuipingxiaoyingyingdidao:“tianhai,niheerzixianjinqu,xigezao,bayifujihuanle,woqujinimendayidianshaojiu,maidianlucai,jintianwanshang,nimenfuzilianghaohaoheliangbei!”
shuowanzhihou,licuipingjiupobujidaidiyaoqumailucaiqule。
“nishenshangyouqianma?wozheilihaiyouyidian,jintianwozhaogongtouyuzhileyixieshenghuofei!”
shengpalicuipingshenshangqianbugou,yetianhaiduizhelicuipingdebeiyinghandao。
“fangxinba,you,you......”
licuipingtouyebuhuidihuileyiju。
yeqijuebangzheyetianhaibachezijituijinleyuanzilimian,ranhouzhijiezaiyetianhaidemianqianguilexiaqu:“ba,duibuqi,worangnimenerlaoshoukule,woyemeixiangdao,wojinquzhihou,chengxihuizheimejue,gengshimeixiangdao,luojianeishaoyehuizheimeguofen!”
“ai,yiqiandeshiqing,bietile,neiluojia,genbenbushiwomenzheixieputongrennengzhaorede!”
yetianhaitanleyikouqi,ranhoujiangyeqijuejifuleqilai:“kuaiqilaiba,yihoua,zanmentatashishideguorizijiuxingle,chengxineizhongnvren,zhangdehaokan,danshikaobuzhua。yihou,zhaogehuiguorizide,neijiuxingle!”
raner,yeqijuequeshiyilianjiandingdidao:“ba,zheishierbunengjiuzheimesuanle,neitaofangzi,shinihebamayibeizidexinxue,nimenyaoyaquankuanjiwomaide,neitaofangzizhiliangbaiwan,chengxineigeshihou,kendingjiugenluodongchuantonghaole,yibaiwanjiujimaile,zheibaiminglejiushikengren!”
shuodaozheili,yeqijueyuexiangyueshifennu:“haiyou,dangnianchengjiahaijiwomenyaolesanshiwandecailini,neigeqian,tamenyinggaituileba?”
yetianhaiyaoleyaotou:“woquzhaoguochengjiaderen,danchengjiaderenshuo,shiyinweinizuolaoqule,caidaozhinimenbunengzaiyiqide,bunengguaitamen,budanbutuihaineicailiqian,haibawojidachulaile,dangshidadewobiqinglianzhongde,wohaizhulehaojitianyuanni!”
“made,qirentaishenle,chengjiadexin,kezhenshigouhende!”
yeqijueqidequantoujinwo,yanlibumanlekongbudexuesi。
kanjianyeqijueneifennuwubideyangzi,yetianhaizeshiheleyitiao,duizheyeqijuedao:“qijue,nixianzaichulaile,kebiequzhaochengjiademafan,chengjiapanshangluojiazheigaozhierzhihou,xianzaishengyizuodehenhao,chengxidefumu,chumendeshihou,shenbiandoushipeiyoujigebaobiaodeni,tamensuanshikaozheluojia,chengweifushangle!”
tizheshaojiuhelucaihuilaidelicuiping,gangjinyuanzijiutingjianleyetianhaidehua,huangmangduizheyeqijuequandao:“qijue,nikebunengzaigenyiqianyiyanglumangle,neiluojiahechengjia,jiadayeda,bushiwomenzheizhongputongrennengzhaorede,nizheiyaoshizaiyougesanzhangliangduan,neiyihouwomengaizenmebana?”
“ma,nifangxinba,wobuhuilumangde!”
weileburanglianglaodanxin,yeqijuexiaolexiaodao:“yihou,wohuirangnimenguoshanghaorizide,buguoa,zheicailishenmede,wohaishiyaoquwenwen,zhibudingaiyudangchudeganqing,chengxijiutuijiwomenleni,fangxinba,tabutui,woyebuhuidongshoude!wogentajiangdaoli!”
“niquwenwenyexing,danshi,nikebiedongshou,yaodehuilaijiuyaohuilai,nengbaqiandeneixieqiandoujihaishangle,ruguoyaobuhuilaidehua,neijiusuanle!”
yetianhaixianglexiangzhihou,youshidao:“xiwangchengxi,nengnianzainimensanniandeganqing,bacailiqiantuijiniba,tamenjiaxianzaiyouqianle,biyiqianyouqianduole,yinggaiyebuchazheidianqian。”
yeqijuexinlilengxiao,chengxishishenmetaidu,huibuhuinianjijiuqing,tazhiqianjiulingjiaoguole,zheiduigounannv,zuodezheimejue,zheimeqifutafumu,tayeqijuebuhuirangtamenhaoguo。
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