xiaomalixiede《fengyuenantao》zheibenshudoufeichangdebang，shibijiaowanmeideyibenshu，rongyanguxingjirenyinxiangshenke,《fengyuenantao》jianjie：xiezhonghengdemingzizaijinchengdichanjieruleiguaner，rongyanmeixiangdaotazheimepingyijinren，xiaozheshuo：“shushuyanzhongle，wohe……
beiliangyipangdebaijiuningqidehunshenxueyeniliu，danxianzaimingfenweiding，shengparenuguxing，shuohuashidaileyibaigexiaoxin。
“axing，rongyanjiushigehulijing，nibuyaoshangtadedang。”
guxingningkaichemenzuojinqu。
baijiuningzhuangchushoulemodaweiqudeyangzi，“womenxiageyuehaiyaodinghun，xiwangninenggulvyixiawodeganshou。”
guxingdelianchenxialai，“biejianyuelezijideshenfen。ruguonifeiyaochashouwodeshenghuo，neimewomendehezuolimajieshu。”
baijiuningbeiduidelianjiafeihong。
mingmingshichangmingmabiaojiadehezuo,taqueshengchulebugaiyoudexinsi。
rongyanzheiyiwanzhanzhuannanmian，bishangyanjiuxianggairuhezhaixiaguxingzheiduogaolingzhihua。
yizhiyudiertianshangbanchadianchidao。
“rongshi”zaijinchengshijiaguimojiaodadezhuangxiugongsi，shirongtiandeyishouchuanglide。
rongyantuotuoyigejingdajianzhuxigaocaisheng，benlaiyijingruzhijingchengyisuoshejiyuan，yingshibeirongtianderuanmoyingpaononghuijincheng“rongshi”。
ruguorangrongyanjinshejibuhainengyizhanquanjiao，rongtiandequezhuyoumenglexin,batafangjinshichangbu，haiguanmiantanghuangdishuoshiyinweikanhaota，cairangtacongdicengzuoqi。
rongyangangkaishiyexinyiweizhen，danyigeyuehoubaijiuningkongjiangrongshi，haichengleshichangbujingli，rongyancaizhidaozijibeirongtiandejisuanjile。
yinweimeiyuedexinchouheyejiguagou，rongyanyigeyueyaoyouershitianzaiwaimianpaoyewu，huidaogongsihaiyaomianduibaijiuningneigexiaobailian，zheifengongzuotazuodehenshiwuwei。
dawanka，rongyanzhengzhunbeiqulianxikehu，faxianbaijiuningzaigongzuoqunfalekaihuitongzhi。
qiaguiqia，baijiuningzongguishitadingtoushangsi，tahaishilaidaohuiyishi，xuanlehoumianzuibuqiyandeweizizuoxia。
shichangbushiduomingyuangongdouyidaochang，congbuzhunshidebaijiuningchichimeiyouxianshen。
rongyanfanzheweixintongxunlu，jishangwuyaojiandekehuyiyiliuyan。
“tingshuoleme，baijiuningdedinghunduixiangshiguxing！guxingbuguangshijinchengzuinianqingdejinpailvshi，haishigushipaixudiyidejichengren！”
“baijiuningzhenshishangbeizizhengjiuleyinhexi！suiranbushirongzongqinshengdanshengsiqinsheng，yibiyejiuzuoleshichangbujingli。”
“tingyiweilaoyuangongshuo，rongzongdeqinshengnverxianzaihaizaijingchengzuzhebuzushipingmidedixiashizuojingpiaoni！”
“e^，youhoudiejiuyouhouma，guaijiuguaizanmendedizhanggongzhuqinmasitaizao······”
“kuailaichouchou，wozaiwangshangzhaodaojizhanggulvshidezhaopian——wa，gaoda，shuaiqihaiduojin——”
jimingnvtongshidebaguashengchuanrurongyanerduo。
rongyanruzhirongshibingmeiyougongkaiherongtiandedeguanxi，zaiwairenyanlitazhishirongtiandedeyuanfangzhinv。
rongyantingdenaoxin，chaleju：“nanrenma，bunengzhikanbiaoxiang，haiyaokanchuangshangyoumeiyoubenshi，ruguoshigeyinyanglaqiangtou，nagenvrengenleta，qibushiyaoshouyibeizihuogua！”
“rongxiaojiezaihanshasheyingdishuosheini——”guxingqingliedesangyinhurancongmenkouchuanlai。
guxingdeshengyin，lingrongyanhoubeisousoufaleng。
buzhiheshi，guxinghebaijiuningyizhanzaihuiyishimenkoule。
guxingxizhuanggelv，qingguibiren。
gangcaijiweibaguadenvtongshifenfenzhengjinweizuo，baichuyifucishiyuwowuguandebiaoqing。
rongyansashuangdishuailexiazhangfa，hongchunyangchuyimoqianxiao，“shuoshei？dangranshibuweimeisesuodongdeliuxiahuia！ruguogulvshiyingyaoduihaoruzuo，yeweichangbuke。”
guxingdingzherongyan，chunjiaoruoyouruowudexiaolingrongyanbuhanerli。
“axing，nishijianjin，womenbunengzhanyongnitaiduoshijian，haishimashangjinruzhengtiba，bierangbuxiangganderenraolexinqing。”baijiuningyuanzhechanghaibuwangwakurongyan。
rongyanbaohuai，waizhenaodaiyuguxingduishi。
simuxiangjiao，guxingmousezhongzangzhejifenwanweier，luozuoshihaiyongshouzhimolexiazuotianbeirongyanwenguodelianjia。
rongyanyiweishenzhangditianlexiayouxiegansedechunban。
baijiuningbaguxingqinglai，shiweishichangbuyuangongzuofalvpeixunde。
guxingjiangleqiandinghetongshirongyichupengdejigefalvmangqu，huiyishixiangqileimingbandezhangsheng。
rongyanyegenzhepailejixiabazhang。
baijiuningweiletuxianzijidebenshihegudalvshideqinmin，haishezhileshifenzhongdesuiyiwendahuanjie。
yuangongmengangkaishiwendehaishifalvxiangguanwenti，houlaijiuwanquanpaopian。
“gulvshishizenmehebaijinglixiangshixiangliande？”
“gulvshihebaijinglijiehunhouzhunbeishengjigebaobao？”
······
rongyanyexianghaoleyigewenti：“gulvshiqishixihuandeshinanren，baijiuningshigulvshideyanwudanba？”
danwentihaimeichukou，guxingyiheilianzouchuhuiyishi。
baijiuningbeidalian，shuoleju“sanhui”jiuquzhuiguxing。
rongyankebuxiangfangguozheigekanrenaodejihui，yeqiaoqiaogenguoqu。
zaidixiatingchechang，rongyankandaobaijiuningzhengzainulixiangguxingjieshizheshenme。
guxingdeyizhijiaoyishangche，baijiuningweiqubabadilazhutagebo。
“wolairongshiyijingjilenimodademianzi。”guxingdehuameiyourenhewendu，“fangshou。”
“axing，wokannijintianxinqingbucuo，yuangongxingzhiyougao，cairangdajiaziyoutiwende。genbenmeixiangdaotamenhuiwenneimesirendewenti——”baijiuningshuangmoushuiguangyingying，xuanranyuti。
zheigebiaoqingjingguobaijiuningduonianchuilian，rujinyishiaosikayinghoujibie。
bieshuonanren，jiushinvrendouhuishengchuyiguqiangliedebaohuyu。
rongyanzuikanbuguanbaijiuningzheigedexing，caizhegaogenxiezhijiezouguoqu，lakaiguxingfujiashichemenzuoshangqu。
“woyaoqujiangekehu，datangshunfengchegulvshibujieyiba？”
cishideguxingyizhengkaibaijiuningzuojinjiashizuo，kanleyanrongyan：“jieyi——youyongma？”
rongyangegeyixiao，xihaoanquandai。
guxingmeibatanianxiaqu，taxinqingdahao，saoleyanchewaidebaijiuning。
baijiuningliansecanbai，shenseyijiudeti，meiyoushuorenheguojidehuayu，dankanrongyandemuguangxiangcuiledu。
guxingqidongyinqing，chezishixiangchukou，babaijiuningpaozailengfengzhong。
rongyanbuxiangfangguozheimehaodeduchujihui，guyijiekaichenshanshangfangliangliniukou，yonglandihenglesheng，“gulvshi，cheneihaore——”
yidaojicudejichachezhouranxiangqi！
rongyanzongshixileanquandai，naodaihaishibushoukongzhidizhuangzaiqiandangfengbolishang！
嘶，额头好疼——
“guxing！nizheishixuyimousha！”rongyanwuzhuetoutengdeciya。
cheziyitingzailubian，guxingdiankaizhongkongsuo，shengyinqinglengdebujinrenqing，“waimianliangkuai，gunxiaqu。”
guxingdehua，lingrongyanyouzhongbeidaliandejishigan。
haozaitalianpigouhou，bujiyebunao，xiaoxixikanxiangguxing，“wozaiqianmiandegongjiaozhandianxia，gulvshizaidaiwoyichengba？”
tayanboliuzhuan，yifushizudehumeiyanger。
guxingyoushendemouguangluozaitalianshang，huxibuyoudeyizhi。
rongyanyouweiweicelexialian，baichuyigegourendedongzuo。
guxingzhenggerenmengditieguolai，barongyandizaifujiashizuoshang！
liangrendelianxiangjubudaowulimi，bicihuxiqingxikewen。
rongyancongnanrenyanzhongkandaoleyichujifadenianxiang，shenshougouzhunanrendebozi，wenshangtadechun。
gangkaishiyiqiehaizairongyandezhangkongzhizhong，danhenkuaitazaimaopianshangxuedejiqiaojiubugouyongle——
guxingdaizheguqiaosuixigudehenjinger。
tadanaozhijiedangji，renyouguxingbatawanggengshendeyuhezhongdai。
waimianchuanlaijicudeqiaochuangsheng！
“dabaitianjiuzaiyoueryuanmenkougaochezhen，nimenzuoniejiusuanle，biedaihuaixiaopengyou！”
liangrenxunyinerwang，chewaiyijulejiweizhongniandama。
damagegelianshangfenshijisu。
rongyanlianjiafeihongguntang，chuanxiweiding。
mingmingzhishiyigewen，tajiuluanlezhenjiao。
zheizhongbunengzhangkongdeqinmi，bushitaxiangyaode。
guxinglvxianfangkairongyan，dandingcongrongdexiangshenmedoumeifasheng。
zheishi，youyoujirenweiguolaiduizhecheneizhizhidiandian。
rongyanyiweiguxinghuiyicaiyoumenbatadailizheili，naxiangdaoguxingshuoleju“xiache。”
yuqibingleng，yuganggangdehuorepanruoliangren。
“waimianzheimeduoren，woxiaqukejiudiurendiudafale。”rongyanlonghaolingluandeyishan。
guxinggujiefenmingdeshouzhiqiaozhefangxiangpan，“buxiaquyexing，neijiugenwohuirongjia。”
biqihuijiamianduirongtiandehebaimeili，rongyanhaishixuanzelebeizhizhidiandian。
“suannihen！”tashengqijiekaianquandai，daishangmojingxiache。
guanchemenshi，tayonglechinaidejinger。
danguxingdehaochetaigaoduan，genbenmeizhetengchutaxiangtingdaodexiangdong。
chezijuechenerqu，rongyanduizhejianxingjianyuandeche**cuilekou。
“qiaozheishenduanmoyang，tuotuodexiaohulijing！”
“yejiuhulijingcaihuidabaitianzuozheishangfengbaisudeshier！”
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weiguanlurendehuahencier，rongyanmeiyouluohuangertao，fanerangshoutingxiongzoudebujinbuman。
zheiyuedexinshuihaimeifa，rongyandehuaxiaoyijingchaozhi。
tameiyoudachuzu，zhibenjiujindegongjiaozhandian。
tongshidalaidianhuashuobaijiuningchiqiangyaole，wufenzhonghouyouyaokaiquantihui，sheiruguochidaohuoquexiyaobeikouguangniandijiangjin，dingzhutakuaidianhuiqu。
rongyankanlexiaweixingongzuoqun，shifenzhongqianbaijiuninglianfasangekaihuidejinjitongzhi。
gezhepingmu，jiunengganshoudaolaizibaijiuningdeqijibaihuai。
juhuiyikaishizhiyousanfenzhong，rongyanjiusuanchashangchibangyeganbushangle。
rongyanetoudetengtonghaimeisanqu，youbeiguxingqidebuqing，suoxingzailupangzhaolegeganjingdetaijiezuoxia，dianzhiyanchouqilai。
baijiuningdedianhuadalai，tameijie。
jiezhe，baijiuningzaiweixinqunzhongbutingdiaiteta，bingliaoxiahenhua：【ruguoniganquexijintiandehuiyi，mingtianjiugunchurongshi！】
rongyankandexinfan，zhijieguanji。
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