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tingdaozheihua，hufuyuanzhangneizhangbeizouchengzhutousandelianshang，dunshiluchuledeyidexiaorong。
tazhigaoqiyangdetiaojiaojiaomadao，
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他实在恨死陆晨了！
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“呵呵！”
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真是有够气的！
zhouweiderenyedoufenfendaoxiyikoulengqi，ananpeifuluchendeyongqi。
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hufuyuanzhanggengshizaiyipanglengxiaolianlian。
作吧！
不作就不会死！
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真是笨到无药可救！
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她声音无比低沉道，
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陆晨一脸愤然道。
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shidalichendeyiji，zhenghaolunzaitadelianjiashang，yanqianyihei，zhenggerendunshijiurengzailedishang，zuiba，erduohebizi，juanjuandewangwaitangqilexianxue。
zheiyimu，kandezhouweizhongrendoutongqingbuyi。
bushaorendouyiliandanxindekanzhedaozaixuebozhongdeluchen，danquemeiyouyirenganshangqianbangmang。
chumengxuekandoumeikanluchenyiyan，gaoangzhexuebaidebojing，yilianqinglengdejiuyaozhuanshenlikai。
aiyidunda，zongbibeisongjinjianyuyaoqiangdeduoba？
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“nimenhaishazhanzheganma，baizheidengzheerena？haibuganjinbatajidiuchuqu！zhenshihuiqi！”
“医生！救命啊！”
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“怎么回事？”
hufuyuanzhangbiaoxianjiji，lianmangshangqianguanqiedexunwendao。
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“孕妇？被撞了？”
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luchenshijingqialeqiaziji，querenbushizaizuomeng，dunshiyilianjidong，
“老子要发了啊！”
youlelaotouliuxialaidexiuxianchuancheng，tahaipalikaiyiyuanhunbuchugemingtang？
实力不允许啊！
haibeipanta，houhuiquba！
jiuzailuchenxingfenbuyideshihou，datingzheibianquezaoyiluanzuoleyituan！
“yuanzhang！fuyuanzhang！buxingle！xuezhibuzhua！bunengzaidangele！”
“baodahaishibaoxiao，ganjinjuedingba！”
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