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……
ruguoshuocishisheizuishengqidehua，neiyidingshisumingdejingjirenqinjiele。
cishideta，duizheshoujipitougailiandemakaile。
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sumingdexiaozhulidoukuaikuchulaile。
“qinjie，woyemenglea。”
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“xianzaitadeshoujiguanjile，woyelianxibushangtaa。”
qinjieditouxianglexiang，guoduandeshuodao。
“nixianzailikelianxidaoyanzu，rangtamenlianxisuming，mashanglikai！”
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haibudengtanachuzhuyi，shoujizaicixiangleqilai，zhengshixiaozhulidaguolaide。
“qinjie，nikuaikanweibo，sumingshangresoule！”
sha？qinjieyileng，lianmangdakaiweibo，zheicaifaxianresouqianshi，jingranyousangegensumingyouguan。
#shishangzuijiediqierdedamingxing！#
#rangnidangyinleren，niqujiebaihuoerchuisuona？#
#yiqu《dachubin》，chuikuwushuren#
kandaozheiyimu，jingyanfengfudeqinjiedunshimengle。
huashuowoyoumeimairesou，zenmejiushangquleni？
zheiniantou，jiebaihuoerzheimehuodema？
……
jianduimianwangjiabanzitinglexiaqu，fandaoshicouzaiyikuaididigugu。
lijiabandeyigesuonashouyetingxialai，xianglexiang，nazhesuonazouleguoqu。
“laowang，nimenzenmebuchuile？shirenshulema？”
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jianjintianyalewangjiabanziyitou，tadeyuqiyeyouxiedeyi。
wanglaowudengleyiyan，lenghengdao。
“你得意什么？”
“wogaosuni，wojintiankeshizhuanmenqingleyiweisuonadashifu，nijiwofangzunzhongdianer！”
唢呐大师傅？
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cishidesumingyijingjiqitarenjiaodaiqingchule。
duizheixiebanzichengyuanlaishuo，tamenweibinengkandedongpuzi。
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ziranhenkuaijiumingbailezijiyaozuodeshier。
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……
cishidedamenkou，yigelaotoumanmanzouleguolai。
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“qishu……ninwanglibian……qinga……”
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“nimen……nimenbietaishangxinle……wawawa……”
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dunshi，zhenggelingtangneiwai，suoyouderendourenbuzhufangshengdakuqilai。
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zheixitongzengsongdejinengyetainiuleba？
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zheihaizhenshiyingleyijuhua——
suonayichu，doujilaoziku！
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