xiaxingguzitingshiyiweiguduershoushangdelinghun，zaixinyuandexiaoshuo《fuzidouxuanbaiyueguang，zheihunwolidingle》zhong，tajiangjingliyiduanniuquerzhenhandemingyunzhilv。xiaxingguzitingyongyouyichangqiangdadechaonengli，danquebeiqiujinyuyigemimishiyanshizhong。taotuohou，tayuyiqunzhitongdaohedehuobanyiqizhankaileduikangxieeshilidezhandou。zheibuhaomenzongcaixiaoshuochongmanjinzhangcijideqingjieheyixiangbudaodezhuanzhe，dangdangbuhaoyisidenaolenaotou，xiaoshengdao：“mamazongburangwochitang，woshizaishimeirenzhuma。”“mamaburangnichitang，shipaniyahuaidiaole。dengnichengnian，nixiang……jiangrangduzhexianruqizhong，wufaziba。
kandaoguhuaijinhelinsusu，yuyandemeitoubuzijuedezhouqi，yandifuxianchunongnongdeyane。
talenglengdao：“zheiqinwomenbumai。”
linsusumeixinweidong，muguangshunjianluozailezhanzaizaiyuyanshenpangdexiaxingshenshang。
biqilinsusudeqinglijiaomei，xiaojiabiyu，xiaxingzegengweiduanzhuangdaqi。
yizhangbiaozhundeedanlian，meimuwanran，meimousiyoushuibodangyang，rutongshinvtuzhongzouchulaidegudianmeinv，qizhidianya。
zaikandaoxiaxingdeyishunjian，linsusudeyandifuxianchujixuyouguang。
takuaibuzoudaoxiaxingdemianqian，yongdaizhejifenkenqiudebiaoqingwangzhexiaxing。
“xia**，zheibaxiayezhixingshinipengyoudema？nengbunengrangnidepengyou，jiangzheibaxiaotiqinjiejiwoyiduanshijian？”
“woheajindangnianjiushiyinweixiaotiqinerjieyuan。”
“neishiwozhengganghaozaihouhuayuanlianqin，ajinbeiwodeqinshengsuoxiyin，houlaizhaodaolewo，womencaizaiyiqi……tazuixihuantingwolaxiaotiqinle。”
“xia**，wobuzhidao，wohainengjianchiduojiudeshijian，hainengbunengchenggongjubanyinlehui。danbuguanzenmeyang，woxiangzuihounuliyici。”
buzhidaoshiyouyihaishiwuyi，linsusuqingqingdixiatou，luchubozishangdeneitiaoshuxidexianglian。
toudingdedengguang，zheshezaixianglianshang，zhanfangchuyiyideguanghui。
xiaxingdeyanjingshunjianbeicitong。
tamoshengdao：“zheigeshijie，meitiandouzaisiren。nandaomeigeshenhuanjuezhengderen，chuxianzaiwodemianqian，wodouyaoqupeiherenrangma？”
sihuconglaimeitingguozheiyangdezhonghua，linsusudeyanquandunshijiuhongle。
leishuizaitadeyankuangzhongdazhuan，yaoyaoyuzhui。
guhuaijinshenseyileng，“xiaxing，buguoshiyibaxiaotiqineryi，hebiruciduoduobiren？niruoxiangyao，wozaisongniyibajiushi。”
xiaxingkanzheta，“shia，buguoshiyibaxiaotiqineryi，taruoxiangyao，nizaisongtayibajiushi，weishenmepianpianyaowozheiba？”
linsusuzaiyipangaiqiudao：“xia**，daodizenmeyang，nimencaikenbaqinjiejiwoni？ruoyoushenmetiaojian，suinikai。”
suitakaitiaojian，zuihouhaibushiyaoguhuaijinmaidan？
xiaxingluchuyimowushengdexiao，“lin**sihuhenxihuanwomaliuxialaidedongxi？bushikanshangwomadexianglian，jiushikanshanglewomadeqin。”
linsusubujiedao：“wobumingbaixia**deyisi。”
xiaxingkanzhelinsusuneifumingzhiguwendeyangzi，xindilengxiao。
“zheibaxiayezhixing，shiwomaliujiwode。lin**bozishangdaideneitiaoxianglian，yeshiwomaliujiwode。”
linsusulianseshuranyibai，“duibuqi，wozhendebuzhidaozheishinimuqindedongxi……”
“zuotianwanshang，zitingnachuyigezhuangzhexiangliandeliwuhezijiwo。woyiweishiajinsongjiwodeliwu，jiudaishangle，meixiangdaojingranshixia**muqinde……”
xiaxingqingxiaodao：“neime，xianzainizhidaole，keyibadongxihaijiwolema？”
linsusumolemojingshangdexianglian，qingqingyaoleyaoxiachun，xuanranyuqidekanxiangguhuaijin。
“ajin，jiranxia**kaikoule……burubazheitiaoxianglian，rangjixia**ba？bieyinweizheimedianxiaoshi，jiurexia**shengqi，buzhide。”
「burubazheitiaoxianglian，rangjixia**ba？」
tayongdeshi“rang”，erbushi“hai”。
yanxiazhiyijiushi，jibianzheitiaoxianglianshitamuqinde，yebushishuyutade。
zhishiyinweitakaikousuoyao，tadaduderangjitaeryi。
guhuaijinyuanbenjiurenwei，xiaxingtilihunshizaiguyiweixieta，xindiyoujifenbuxi。
rujintinglinsusuzheimeyishuo，mianshanghanyigengshen。
“buyong。”nanrendeshengyinqinglierushui，“jiransongjinile，neijiushinide。”
“keshi……”linsusuhaiyaoshuoshenme，quebeiguhuaijindaduan。
guhuaijinshenseyoudan，“jiranshisongchuqudedongxi，ziranmeiyouzaiyaohuilaidedaoli。”
linsusudemeijianfuxianchunanyandegandong。
xiaxingxiayishideniejinlequantou。
suiji，tadechunjiaoyangqiyimodandandexiao。
“lin**bushixiangyaowobaqinjiejinime？haoshuo，zhiyaoguxianshengkenlaiqiuwo，wojiuhuikaolv。”
linsusutongkongweiweizhengkai，yandifuxianchujifenbukesiyi。
guhuaijindelianse，yinzhideheren。
talenglengdao：“xiaxing，shikeerzhi。”
xiaxingchaonongdao：“wohaiyiwei，guxianshengweilelin**，shenmedouhuidayingni。rujinkanlai……yebuguoruci。”
congqian，xiaxingyiwei，guhuaijinweilelinsusu，shenmedounengxisheng。
xianzailaikan，tanengxishengde，doushixiewuguanjinyaodedongxi。
比如——她。
kantouzheiyiqiezhihou，xiaxingdeneixin，zaiwubolan。
tazhuantouduidailizaiyipangdedianzhangshuo：“ruowomeijicuodehua，zheibaxiaotiqindeshouquanganghaojintiandaoqi，mafanbangwojiangzheibaxiaotiqinchexialai，wozhunbeijintiandaizou。”
dianzhangxiaoxindequleyiyanguhuaijindelianse。
xiaxingyangleyangmei，“zenme？zuoweixiaotiqinzhuren，nandaolianjiangxiaotiqinnazoudequanlidoumeiyou。”
“没有没有。”
dianzhangmangxiaodao：“wozheijiurangrenweixia**banlijiaojieshouxu。”
banliwanjiaojieshouxuzhihou，xiaxingnazhexiaotiqin，kandoumeikanguhuaijinhelinsusuyiyan，touyebuhuidelikaile。
guhuaijinkanzhenvrenliqudebeiying，meitoujinsuo。
linsusuqingqingdixiatou，biaoqingyouxiekuijiu。
“yidingshizuotianajinwangjipeixia**guoshengri，xia**shengqile。douguaiwodeshentibuzhengqi，yizhimafanni。”
“heniwuguan。”guhuaijinshouhuimuguang，danshengdao：“yinlehuinixianzhunbeizhe，neibaxiayezhixing，guoduanshijianwohuipairensongjini。”
linsusuluchuyimohuanxidexiao，“hao。”
……
dangtianwanshang，guhuaijinnandezhunshihuijia。
raner，xiaxingbingmeiyouruwangchangyiban，jiangfancaibaihao，dengdaitahuilai。
daolewancandeshijian，guzitingyezhunshixialouchifan。
jiancantinglikongkongdangdang，shenmedoumeiyou，guzitingluchuyihuodebiaoqing。
“baba，mamajintianmeizhunbeiwancanma？”
xiaxingshigeshifenhegedexianqiliangmu，zheixienianbuzhengbuchao，keshouqizidebenfen。
guhuaijinsuiranduitameishenmeganqing，danduitazhengtihaishihenmanyide。
guzitingpiweixuruo，tayouduichidefangmianyouzhuduotiaoti。
wancanhexiaoye，xiaxingjihuconglaibuyongyongren，doushizijiqinliqinwei。
guhuaijinxiangqibaitiandeshiqing，bochunjinmin，lianshangfuxianchujifendandandebuyue。
ruguotaxiangyongzheizhongfangshi，laiweixieta，neitajiutaiguoziyiweishile。
“buyongguanta。”guhuaijindanmodao：“wodainiquwaimianchi。”
guzitinggaoxingdepaishou，“haoe，keyijiangpiaoliangjiejiejiaochulaiyiqi！woyoukeyichidaohaochidemianhuatangla！”
“mianhuatang？”guhuaijinweiweiyizheng，“nimamabushishuonirutangbunaishou，bunengchimianhuatangme？”
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