zuozhe“chahuajia”chuangzuodehaomenzongcaiwen《fengzong,nidelongfengtaidemamiyouyaopaole》,shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshiqinshushufengsiye,xiangxineirongjieshao:fengsiyelianseyinchendekepa,fangfobaofengyulailinqiandetiankong。tazhandouzheshouzhi,botongleqinshushudedianhua。……
fengsiyezaiwoshizhizhongshaozuoxiuqi,xuanjiduobuzhiketing。
wuneikongdangjiliao,zheichangjingwuduanredetayizhentouteng。
tataishourouleroumeixin,kouwenzhongmanshifanzao,chenshengdao:“jiwodaobeishuilai。”
baomujianzhuang,ganmangdaoleyibeishui,xiaoxinyiyididizhitagenqian。
fengsiyeqingminyikou,chaneijian,meitoujinjinningqi,haosinengjiasiyizhicangying,manlianjinshibuyuezhise,chidao:“zenmeshiqingshui?”
baomuhedehunshenweiweizhandou,nieruzhehuidao:“furenzuodeyangshengchayiranhewanle。yaobu,ninjifurendagedianhua,rangtahuilai?”
fengsiyejiangshuibeizhongzhonggezaidalishicaizhidechajishang,mianronglengjunrushuang,yuqibinglengcigu:“meizheigebiyao。”
baomuyouyuleyishun,zhongshiguqiyongqi,huanhuanshuodao:“furenjinrilikaishi,moyangkanzhejiweishangxin。zaizheigeshihou,tazuishixuyaonindeguanxinle,yaobu……”
huashangweishuowan,bianbeifengsiyeyingshengshengdaduan。
tamengdizhanqishenlai,lenglengdao:“tanaogouleziranhuihuilai。”
baomuwangzhefengsiyedabumaixiangshufangdebeiying,wunaidiyaoleyaotou,anzitanlekouqi。
taxinzhongqingchu,zheicifurenkebuxiangshizainaoxiaopiqi。
linqianyuyijiedaoqinshushudedianhua,jikequchecongcongganlai。qiaojianqinshushuneiyilianqiaocuidemoyang,yankuangfanhong,xianranshigangjingliguoyichangtongku。
tamanxintengxi,kuaibushangqian,jiangqinshushujinjinyongruhuaizhong,jiaojiwanfendishuodao:“meishile,wolaile。”
xujiuzhihou,qinshushudeqingxucaizhujianpingfuxialai。
linqianyuningshizheta,renzhenwendao:“nidangzhendasuanhefengsiyelihun?”
qinshushushensepingjing,qingqingdianlediantou,yingdao:“ng,sutiantianhuaiyunle。”
“shenme?neigesutiantianjuranzhendehuaiyunle?haizishengxialaiyenengfenfengjiadejiachan,tazheisuanpandadekezhengoujingmingde!”linqianyuqidemanliantonghong。
jiezhemadao,“haiyoufengsiyeneige**,dangchurenjiapaoqitayuanzouguowai,rujinyihuilai,tajiuxiangtiaohabagousidebabacoushangqu,zhenshijiandaoguzilile!zheiliangrenhaizhenshijuepei,yiduigounannv!”
“shushu,nikebunengjiuzheimeqingyibianyiletamen。jiranjueyilihun,jiudexiangfangshefaduozhengquxiecaichan,zuihaonengxundaofengsiyechuguidetiezheng,rangtadachuxue!”qinshushukuxiaozheyaoleyaotou。
“fengjiazaijinshiquanshitaotian,yishouzhetian,jibianpinqingzaiyoumingwangdelvshi,yemeirendanganjiewodeanzi。”shaozuotingdun,tayoujixushuodao。
“zheisannianlai,fengsiyeduiwosuishuohaowuganqingkeyan,danzaishenghuodechichuanyongdushang,daoyeweicengkuidaiguowo。”
“wobingbuqingchutahunhoujiujingzuoyongduoshaocaichan,bijingzheisannianjian,wobahewogecongtaneierhuoqulezhuduohaochu,yeluoxialebushaobabing。tangruozhendedezuilefengsiye,qinjiapochanyejiushizhuanshunzhijiandeshier。”qinshushudeshenqingyufaxiandetanran。
taqingroudifumozhexiaofu,lianshanghuanhuanfuxianchuyimojiuweidewenrouxiaoyi,qingshengshuodao:“erqiewoxianzaiyehuaiyoushenyunle,wanghouwozhixiangyuanyuandilikaifengsiye。”
“haizi?nihuaiyunle!”linqianyudemuguangshunjianrutanzhaodengbanjujiaozaiqinshushudeduzishang。
yanzhongdouranshanguoyisijingxideguangliang,“youlezheigehaizi,zaijiashangyoufenglaoyezidebihu,sutiantiangenbenjiubiexiangjiarufujia,tadehaizizhudingzhinengshisishengzi!”
qinshushuzaiduyaoleyaotou,shensejiantouzhejifenluomo,shuodao:“qianyu,nibingbulejiefengsiye。dangchutabuguyiqie,buguyeyedeqiangliefandui,yiranjuerandifeiquguowai,zuyizhangxiansutiantianzaitaxinzhongdefenliangzhizhong。rujinsutiantianyouhuaiyoutadehaizi,tangruosutiantianzaitaerbianchuichuizhenbianfeng,wodehaizikongpa……worujinweiyouzheigehaizile,juebunengzaishiquta。”
“woxianzaizhiqiwangnengpingpinganandijianghaizishengxialai,anwenduri。jibianfengsiyefenwenbuji,woyeyounengliduziyanghuozijihehaizi。”
linqianyuqideyaoyaqiechi,henshengdao:“zheiduigounannv,shizaishitaiguofenle!chizaohuizaobaoyingde!”
qinshushuyikaozaichemenpang,jingjingdilingtingzhelinqianyudenuma,lianshangdeshenqingpingjingrushui,jiwubeishangzhise,yiwuxiyuezhiyi。
qiazaicishi,tianbiandewuyunjianjianxiaosan,yangguangrusuijinbanqingsaerxia,qingroudiluozaiqinshushushenshang。
tahuanhuantaiqishou,yongwuzhizhedangzhuneiciyandeguangxian,qingshengshuodao:“qianyu,tianqingle。”linqianyuzhouzhemeitou,manlianyihuobujie:“zheidangkou,nihaiyouxinsiliuyitianqi?”
qinshushuweiweiyangqizuijiao,luchuyimodanrandexiaoyi,shuodao:“meishenmedabulede,buguoshilihunbale,youbushitiantaxialai,wobunengyizhishenxianzaizheishierliwufaziba。”
qinshushushenxiyikouqi,tingzhilejiliang,fangfozaizheiyike,tayiranweizijidexinshengzuohaolesuoyouzhunbei。
linqianyukanzhehaoyouzheibanmoyang,xinzhongmanshixinwei,yeananxiadingjuexin,yidingyaoquanlizhichiqinshushu。
linqianyuzoushangqian,qingroudifumozheqinshushudexiaofu,wenyananweidao:“ninengzheibanhuodadikandaicishi,neibianzaihaobuguole。denghaizichusheng,wolaidangganma,wanghouzanmensangeyitongshenghuo,bubiyounanrenqiangshangbaibei?nanrena,zhihuituowomendehoutui,yingxiangzanmenzhengqiandesudu。”
taxiangshituranlingguangyishan,yanjingmodiyiliang,kanzheqinshushushuodao:“duile,nikeshiyeneiheheyoumingdedabianjua!jiehunzheisannian,nituidiaoleduoshaoqianzainanfengdehaojihui。rujinshibushigaizhongzhenqigule?”
qinshushuweiweihanshou,huanhuanshuodao:“woyijingjielejigejuben,rujinyaoyanghaizi,queshidejiabeinuligongzuocaixing。”
taweiweitaiqiyanmou,renyouyangguangsaruyanzhong,yanmouzhongfangruomengshangleyicengbobode、rumengsihuandewuqi,meidejingxindongpo,sherenxinpo。
linqianyuzhalezhayanjing,haobulinsedizantandao:“nikexiaodenicikeyouduomei。shifengsiyeneijiahuomeifuqi,tangruowoshigenanren,bidinghaobuyouyudijiangniquhuijia。”
qinshushuzuijiaoweiweishangyang,chenguaidao:“nijiubienawoxunkaixinle。”
zhengshuozhe,qinshushudeshoujituranxiangleqilai,laidianxianshijingshifengsiye。
linqianyuzhoulezhoubizi,yilianxianqidao:“zheishihoudadianhualai,zhunmeihaoshi,biejie!”
qinshushuquehaishianxialejietingjian,dianhuaneitou,fengsiyedeshengyinyijiubingleng:“ninaogoulemeiyou,mashangjiwohuilai。”
qinshushushenxiyikouqi,pingjingdishuo:“fengsiye,wobunaole,woyaohenilihun。”
dianhuaneitouchenmolepianke,suijichuanlaifengsiyefennudehousheng:“qinshushu,nibieyiweililewonengguodeduohao,nihenineiqinjiadoubiexianghaoguo!”
qinshushuwojinshouji,yuqijianding:“wobupa,wohuihaohaoshenghuode。”shuowan,taguaduanledianhua。
linqianyukanzheqinshushu,yanzhongmanshijingpei:“shushu,nizhendebianle,biandegengjianqiangle。”
qinshushuxiaolexiao:“shishihouweizijihehaizideweilainulile。”
linqianyuzoudaofujiashizuopang,shenshoudakaichemen,guzuoshenshidishuodao:qingshangche。”
qinshushupieletayiyan,zuijiaobuzijuediyichuyimoxiaoyi,diaokandao:“zenme,nizheishidasuanbaoyangwoya?”
linqianyuyibenzhengjingdiyingdao:“baochibaozhu,haitigongpeishuifuwudeneizhonge。”
qinshushuyangzhuangchennu,dengletayiyan,linqianyujianzhuang,hahadaxiaoqilai:“haolehaole,wogezaizheibianyoutaofangzi,yizhixianzhizhewurenjuzhu,niquneierzhubianshi,xiangzhuduojiudouxitingzunbian。”
qinshushuningshizheyanqiandelinqianyu,muguangjiaohuideshunjian,tadeyanmouzhongsihushanguoyisibuyichajuedeyouyu。
raner,zheiweimiaodebianhuabingweitaoguolinqianyudeyanjing,tazuijiaoweiyang,luchuyimodongxiyiqiedexiaorong。
qingshengshuodao:“wozhidaonizaidanxinshenme。fangxinba,wogegechangnianzaiguowaidapin,duanshijianneijueduibukenenghuilaide。suoyi,nijiuanxindizhuzaizheili,bubiyourenhegulv。wogongzuobumangdeshihou,yidinghuiguolaipeini,buhuirangnigandaogudande。”
tingdaolinqianyurucichengkendehuayu,qinshushuxinzhongdebuanshaoshaohuanjieleyixie。
tayouyupianke,zuizhonghaishiqingqingdianlediantou,biaoshijieshoulelinqianyudehaoyi。
suihou,liangrenyitonglaidaolelinqianyugegedezhusuo。
zheishiyitaokuanchangkuoqidedapingceng,yijinmen,qinshushubianbeiqikuanchangdekongjianhejingzhidezhuangxiusuoxiyin。
ketingdetianhuabantiaogaosheji,shidezhenggekongjianxiandegewaikaikuo。
dibancaiyonglegaodangdedalishipushe,guanghuaeryouzhigan。
jiajudexuanzejianyueerbushigaoya,meiyijiandoutouluchuzhurendepinweiyugediao。
zhengtidezhuangxiufenggejibuguoyuzhangyang,younengzaididiaozhizhongjinxianshehuazhigan。
linqianyuzaiwangshangxiadangouzhileyixienvshiyongpin,kanzheqinshushujiangfangjiandasaodechuangmingjijing,huanranyixin,bujinxiaozhediaokandao:“yaobunijiuconglewoge,dangwosaozidele?”
qinshushuzuijiaogouqiyimodandandexiaoyi,shuodao:“wohenigelianmiandouweicengjianguo,nijiuxiangzherangwodangnisaozi?”
linqianyujiaoxiadiheiheiyixiao:“shuobudingwogejiuzhongqingyunizheiyikuanni。”
qinshushubingweijiangzheihuafangzaixinshang,tazaoyixiadingjuexin,hefengsiyelihunhou,bianbuzaishezuganqingzhishi,zhixiangyixinyiyijianghaizifuyangzhangda,erhouquanshenxintourugongzuo。
bijingjiehunzheisannianyilai,tajiangzijidequanbuxinsidoufangzailefengsiyeshenshang,weileta,tashenzhifangqilexuduoyuanbenshuyuzijidejihui。
neixiecengjingbaizaitamianqiandeyouxiujuben,rujindouyichengweileguoyanyunyan。
raner,suizheshijiandetuiyi,tajianjianyishidao,zheiyangdeshenghuobingbushitazhenzhengxiangyaode。
takewangzhongxinzhaohuineigecengjingguangmangwanzhangdeziji,neigechongmanzixinhemeilideqinshushu。
jiuzaitaxianruchensideshihou,turan,yizhenjicudeshouji**dapolefangjianlideningjing。
linqianyuyouxiebuyuedizhouqimeitou,kanleyiyanlaidianxianshi,faxianshigongzuodianhua。
dianhuaneitouchuanlaileyizhenjiaojideshengyin,sihuyoushenmejinjideshiqingxuyaotachuli。
linqianyuyibiantingzheduifangdexushu,yibianxunsusikaozheyingduidefangfa。
zuihou,tajuedingxianfangxiagerendeshiqing,quchuligongzuoshangdewenti。
guaduandianhuahou,linqianyucongcongshoushileyixiadongxi,ranhoukuaibuzouchulefangjian。
tadeshenyinghenkuaixiaoshizailemenwai,zhiliuxialekongdangdangdefangjianhehaitangzaichuangshangdeqinshushu。
qinshushukanzhelinqianyuliqudebeiying,xinzhongbujinyongqiyigufuzadeqingxu。
tashenzhilinqianyumuqianzhengchuyushiyedejiannanshiqi,erzijiqueduiciwunengweili,xinzhongbujingandaoyizhenwunaihejiaolv。
jingguoyifanneixindezhengzhaheyouyu,qinshushuzuizhonghaishixiadingjuexinnaqishouji,botongleneigeshuxidedianhuahaoma。
zheigedianhuahaomadezhuren,zhengshiqianduanshijianyutahezuodedaoyan。
qinshushuzhisuoyihuijidaoyandadianhua,shiyinweitaqianduanshijianchuangzuoleyigejuben,erdaoyanzhiqiancengchengnuoguohuizaizheijirizhifujitagaofei。
raner,shijianyitiantianguoqu,tazhijinrengweishoudaozheibikuanxiang。
taxinlihenqingchu,fengsiyezheigerenxianglaiyanchubixing,shuoyibuer。
yitadexinggeheshouduan,xiangbizaoyijiangtasuoyoudeyinxingkadoudongjiele,rangtawufadongyongyifenqian。
zaizheizhongqingkuangxia,qinshushujixuzheibigaofeilaijiejueyanqianderanmeizhiji。
suoyi,tazhinengyingzhetoupijidaoyandadianhua,xiwangnengjinkuainadaozheibiqian。
dianhuabotonghou,daoyandeshengyincongneitouchuanlai。
qinshushujiandandishuomingleyixiaqingkuang,daoyanbiaoshilijie,bingrangtamingtianqianwangyitang,dangmianjiejuegaofeidewenti。
qinshushuyonglanditangzaineizhangrouruanershushidedachuangshang,fangfoquanshendepibeidoubeizheizhangchuangjixizoule。
tajingjingdiningshizhetianhuaban,sixuquezaoyipiaofei。
mingri,tajuedingquhedaoyanhaohaotanyitan。bijing,neibigaofeiduitalaishuozhiguanzhongyao。
zhiyaogaofeiyidaozhang,tajiukeyilikezheshouxunzhaoyitaoshuyuzijidefangzilaizuzhu。
suiranlinqianyucengfeichangchengkendiyaoqingtaanxinzhuzaizheili,danqinshushuxinlimingbai,zheishizhongshitagegedefangzi。
zhangqijiezhuzaibierenjiali,zhongjiubushizhangjiuzhiji,erqieyehuijilinqianyudailaiyixiebubian。
xiangdaozheili,qinshushubujintanlekouqi。
tazhidaozijibunengzaijixuyilaibieren,bixuyaoyouyigeshuyuzijidexiaowo,yigezhenzhengshuyutadedulikongjian。
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