zhurengongjiaosunianfunanyudeshumingjiao《fuzongyousagouliangle》,shizuozhexiaoyuxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaifenggedexiaoshuo,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:sujiadaxiaojiesunian,fubaimaomei,chengjiyouyi,zhongxinggongyuedexiaohua。yichangyiwai,talangdangruyu,shiquyiqie,haizaiyuzhongshengxialehaizi。chuyushi,tabeijialiduanjueguanxi。bailianhua:“jiejie,sujiaxiaojiedeshenfen,shiwodee。”yincuoyangcha,tayiwaiyudaoleshisanduoniandehaizi。bailianhua:“jiejie,nidehaizi,yeshiwodee。”tacongyunduandierushenyuan,lijingfengyu,neirencongtianerjiang,wanruoshen......
diertian,jiubadehoutai,sunianhuanxiafuwuyuandegongzuofu,jiuxiangzhaojinglishangtancizhideshi。
suiranzaizheilishikeyizhuanqian,haibuyongdanxintayiqianzuolaodeshibeibachulai,danweilenverzhexiang,silvzaisan,tahaishijuedingcizhi,buxiangyinweizijidezhiye,zaijinverliuxiarenhebuhaodeyinying。
buliao,mianduisuniandecizhi,jingliqueshuo:“sunian,shiqingshizheiyangde,womenjiubajintianlaileweiguike,xianzaibufangbianguolai,yaobuzheiyang,nixianbajiujikerensongguoqu,tajiuzailansijiudianneilidengzheni。”
“cizhideshi……dengnicongjiudianhuilaizaishuoba。”
给客人送酒?
sunianzhoulezhoumei,juedeyouxiebuduijing。
yiqianjiubaconglaidoumeizheiyangdexianlia,doushikerenlaitamenzheilihejiu。
buguo,weileshangtaocizhideshi,sunianhaishidayingxialai。
tadaizhejiugandaolansijiudian,neiweisuoweideguikejuzhudefangjian,kandaowuzilidebaobiao,yijizuozailunyishang,tuibudazheshigaodexulin,hedeshouzhongdehongjiudoudiaoluozaidishangzasuile。
xulinxiangtaluchudechengdexiaorong:“xiaomeirener,womenyoujianmianle。”
……
youeryuandemenkou,yiliangdidiaoshehuadechetingkaozailubian。
funanyucongcheshangxialai,mianwubiaoqingdixiangfuxingyufenfu:“shangche。”
fuxingyuqueduozaiyoueryuandemenkou,momocengcengdishuo:“diedi,woxiangduopeimeimeiyihuier……”
funanyuzheicaizhuyidao,fuxingyudeshenbianhaizhanzheyigexiaonvhai,zhengshizuotianyudaodesuxingyao。
suxingyaoqueguaiqiaodiyaotou,shuo:“meiguanxide,gege,nimenxianzouba,mamihenkuaijiulaijiewole。”
funanyukanlekanshijian,yijingchidaokuaibangexiaoshile,sunianzenmehaimeilaijienver?
“yaobuzheiyangba,meimeinixiangenwohuijia,rangwobabatongzhiayilaiwomenjialijieni。”
fuxingyujianyishuo:“wojialiyouhenduohaowandewanjuni!woxianggenmeimeiyiqiwan!”
funanyunachushouji,caihuranxiangqizijimeiyousuniandelianxifangshi,tazhoulezhoumei,xiangpangbiandezhulifenfu:“qucha,neigenvrendelianxifangshi,haiyou,taxianzaizainaer。”
zhulihenkuaicongjiubaneilinadaosuniandelianxifangshi,huibaojifunanyu。
funanyujisuniandalejigedianhua,quemeiyourenjie,nandaoshizaijiubamangzhegongzuo?meidaishouji?
tazhinengjisunianfaletiaoduanxin,bingduizhulifenfu:“quchasunianzaibuzaijiuba。”
……
jiudiandezoulangzhong,sunianbeixulindebaobiaokanyazhe,yingzhetoupiwangqianzou,tingdaodianhua,quezaixulinhebaobiaodeweiyahezhushixia,genbenbuganjieting,toutoudiankaiduanxinchakan,caifaxianshifunanyudeshoujihao。
taxiaoxinyiyidikanlexulinyiyan,xiangjifunanyubohuiquqiujiu,quebeibaobiaoshouxianduoxialeshouji。
“suxiaojie,woquannihaishilaoshidianer。”
xulinzuozailunyishang,luchuzhizaibidedeweixiao:“neigeshenmefuxiansheng,kemeikongguanni。”
sunianbeibaobiaotuisangleyixia,taiyanquekandaobuyuanchudedianti。
tingdaodiantifachudingdeyishengqingxiang,tayonglituikaipangbiandebaobiao,chaoxiangdiantidefangxiangpaoguoqu。
“jiuming!xiansheng,jiujiuwo!”
diantizhong,zhiyouyigeshenchuanhuisexizhuang,zhangxiangruyadenianqingnanren。
zheirendezhangxiangshifenyingjun,quegenfunanyushibutongdeleixing。
funanyugaolengerchenwen,zheirenquexiangshichuntianlideyangguang,wennuanhexu,lingrenrumuchunfeng。
sunianjupadiduozaitadeshenhou,jidandikanxiangduimiandexulin:“zheixierenxiangyaobangjiawo。”
nianqingnanrenkandaosuniandeshunjian,shanxianchuyisijinge,suihouzhuanxiangxulin:“xushao,haojiubujian。”
kandaonanrendangzaisuniandeshenqian,xulinyouxiebugan:“xushaoyang,zheigeniuershiwode,genniwuguan!”
sunianjinjindizhuazhexushaoyangdegebo,suiranbuzhidaozheigenanrengenxulinshishenmeguanxi,danyanxia,zheigerenshizijiweiyidejiumingdaocao,kanxulinduizheigerenhaoxiangyouxiejidan,huoxu……tahaiyoujihui。
tajimangxiangxushaoyangjieshi:“zheiweixiansheng,nibuyaotingtade,wogentagenbenjiumeiyouguanxi!”
juechadaosuniandehaipa,shenzhizhuazhetadeshoudouzaifadou,xushaoyangpieyankanletayixia,chujidaosuniandemeimu,huanghuzhong,haoxiangkandaojiyizhongdemougeren。
taluchuanweidexiaorong:“nifangxinba,biehaipa,youwozai,buhuirangrenherenbanidaizoude。”
sunianzheicaishaoweisonglekouqi,zhuazhetadeshouyeshoulehuilai,dishengdaoxie:“xiexiexiansheng。”
xushaoyangshenchushou,jiangsunianlanzaishenhouhuzhe,xiaoyinyindikanxiangxulin:“xushao,zheiweixiaojiekanqilaihaoxiangbingbuxianggennizou,burujiwogemianzi,wojiudangmeikandaoni,xuboboneibian,woyebuhuishuoyigezi。”
xulinzhoumei:“niweixiewo?”
xushaoyangrengjiushixiaorongmanmian,ranerweixiaozhong,querangrenganjuedaoyizhongyoushenheqishi。
“mianzishirenjide,woyuanyichengniyishengxushao,shikanzaixubobodemianzishang,burandehua……”
tadunledun,bochunqingqi:“tingshuoxuboboqianjitianguanjiaoni,xiashouhenledian,banidazhuyuanle,ruoshixuboboguanbuleni,wodaoshibujieyibangtajiaojiaoerzi,zhishidaoshihou,jiubushizhuyuanneimejiandan。”
miandui‘xiaomianhu’sidexushaoyang,xulinzhongjiushiyouxiehaipa。
dandaoshoudeyazi,qinengjiuzheiyangfeile?
tabuganxindishuo:“sujiayijingbatasongjiwole,tataobuchuwodeshouzhangxinde!”
“什么?”
sunianlengleleng,tazaogaixiangdao,zheiqizhongyousujiazuosui,buranxulinbukenengzaizhaorefunanyu。
“你还不知道吧?”
xulinzhaolezhaoshou,shenbiandebaobiaojianglunyiwangqiantuiletui,tajixushuo:“zaozaiwunianqian,suxinerjiubanimaijiwole,xianghuanwobangtajiejinfunanyu,zhishineishihoubucouqiao,rangnijipaole……”
tiqiwunianqiandeshi,suniandengshiyishidaoshenme。
naohaizhonghuranshanguoyigehuamian,wunianqiandeneigejiudianfangjianli,tangzaitashenbiandeneigenanren。
yinweidangshitaiguohuangluan,tazhiguzhetaozou,meikanqingchuneigenanrendemianrongjiulikaile,xianzaixianglai,neigenanrendemeiyan,sihugenfunanyuwanquanduideshang,nanguaitazaicijiandaofunanyu,huijuedeyanshu。
所以……
funanyujiushidangnianzaijiudianligentashuileyiyederen?
dangniantahezuijiu,zoucuofangjian,bingbushiouran,ershisuxinerchuxinjilvxiangyaobataguanzui?
sunianrengshibukezhixin,shenzhishengyindoukaishifadou:“fu……funanyuyezaineigejiudianli?”
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