《guanchangqingyunlu》feichangfeichanghaokan，meiyigeqingjiezhongfu，buluosuo，zhuxianhenqiang，lujianjixuerurenwusuzaodehenhao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi：lujiandandandengleyisheng，huidaoshafashangbimuyangshen。guolehaoyihuier，jixuerucaicongchufanglichulai，shoushanghaiduanzheyipangangqiehaodeshuiguo。liangrenyijiumei……
海威市，东四环。
zheiliyouyitiaobeiyuweikafeiyitiaojiedebuxingshangyejie，yidaowanshangdenghuohuihuang，geseqingniannannvxiangjucichuyuehui，haiweishidefanhuayezaizheitiaojieshangtixiandelinlijinzhi。
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yushenpanggezidenanyoushuoleyitonghuahou，yaozheyaoyandejiaobudakailechemen。
zaichangpengpaochejijiangfengdingdeshihou，qizhongyimingnvshengjiangshouzhongdeyantoudanlechuqu。
haoqiaobuqiao，qiahaoluozaileyigeduanfanvshengdejiaobian。
“hehe，tubaozi，kanshenmekan？”
“zaikan，nayantoutangnidezui！”
duanfanvshengtuiletuietoushangdecukuangyanjing，suishoucongdishangjianqineigenyantou，fenliwangpaocheqianmianyidiu。
kexi，changpengyijingzheding，yan**zazaipaochedemenbashoushang，youfandanluohuidaotadejiaobian。
paocheyangzhangerqu，meinvmenjianjiaohuanhudeshengxiangsuizheyinqingdehongming，buduanlazhang，xiangshizaichaoxiaoyiban。
duanfanvshengduzheqi，yongpingdixiefenliroulinzheyan**，youbujieqideyongliyongjiaohougenxuanzhuanlehaojiquan。
“genyizhiyantoujiaoshenmejing？”
lujianbuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingzhanzailetadeshenhou，zuilidiaozheyigenyan，raoyouxingzhidekanzhezhuwenxuan。
“你也不准抽了！”
zhuwenxuanrouleyixiaeqiandesuifa，youxiefanzaodejiangcukuangyanjingquxia，fanghuibaoli。
meileyanjing，tajiweilingdongdeliangzhiyanjingpushanpushan，xiangshihuanlegerenyiban。
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lujianwunaideqingxiaoyisheng，fanshoujiangyantouximiezailajitongshangfangdemieyanchu，youtaitoukanleyiyanjieduimiandexitidaokafeiguan。
“zouba，woqingnihekafei。”
zhuwenxuantizhebao，sanbubingzuoliangbuguolerenxingdao。
jinlekafeiguan，xianyibudianhaolezijidekafei，ranhouzuozailekaochuangdeweizhi，duzheqijiangtoupiexiangdaochuangwai。
lujianzuozaitadeduimian，jiantaguyibuliziji，bianxiaoshengwendao：“nidouzhidaole？”
“wodangranzhidaole，jiange，nishuoshuoni，reshenmebuhao，feiyaoreshiweilizuinanredeershizi！”
zhuwenxuangenbenbushiyinweineijigexiaonianqingluanrengyantouxinlibushuang，wanquanshiyinweilujianyankanzhejijiangyaozhuanzhengle，quechashoupenglemeitou。
zheizhongshi，gaobuhaoyingxiangshitu，haihuirelaiyishende**fan！
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zhuwenxuanzhuanguotou，xiaolianhongpupudewendao：“youzhengjuma？”
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lujianmeifashuochukou，zhinengyaoleyaotou。
“yanxiaminganshiqi，wenzhizhuanzhengzhiyouyigeminge，waibianzonggongjiulianggeren，wobiaoxianhao，zhengguitujingjingzhengbuguowo，zongshihuihuadianxinsizaibiechude。”
“suanle，zheizhongshiliuzheyihouzaishuo，wolaizhaoni，shihaiyoulingwaiyijianshiyaozhaonibangmang。”
zhuwenxuanzhengjinweizuo，yewanglexinlihaishengzhemenqi，dengzhelujianjiezhewangxiashuo。
erlujianzhongxinzuzhileyixiayuyan，yadisangyinshuodao：“xiaoliubeituichulaidingzuile，woluxialaidezhengjujiudengyumeiyong，shengweidezhuananzusantianzhineijiukeyiqiaodingwenshuxijie，gaizenmechufen，quanpingtamenyijiazhiyan。”
“shizhangneibianyechenglilezhuananzu，keguandayijiyasiren，shiweizenmenengbaideguoshengwei？”
zhuwenxuanyishidaoleshiqingdeyanzhongxing，danhaishizhouzhemeitouwendao：“nagexiaoliu？”
“你那个学长啊！”
zhuwenxuanshunjianmingbaiguolai，youxiejizaodewendao：“nishixiangrangwoquanxiaoliuzhanchulaizhizhengliyun？”
“jiange，nibiegaoxiaole，xiaoliudangleliyunneimeduoniandegoutuizi，yankanzhejiuyaocongxiaoxiaoshujiyuantuoshenle，huranbeinibaileyidao，xinlihenzhenini。”
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陆建笑了笑。
“wozhidaomeineimejiandan，fouzezenmehuirangnifagaiweiweilaideyibashouchumianbangmangni？”
zhuwenxuanzuoshidata，meihaoqidehuidao：“xiashuoshenmeni？woxianzaihaizhishipaotuimishu……”
“xiagejidujiuyaorongshengfuzhurenle，suoyi，chizaodeshi。”lujiandazhehaha，youzhongdeweitagaoxing。
zhuwenxuandelvlifengfu，daxuebiyezhihouqulejicengduanlian，qiahaopengshanggaijianfengchao，yichushoujiubaipinglekaifaqudejichulanweilougongcheng。
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biekantayecaiershiwusui，zaifagaiweiyijingsuanshizishende**hule。
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lujianwunaidepieletayiyan。
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jianlujianshuoderenzhen，zhuwenxuanyeyigaiwangridepanni，naizhexingzitingzhe。
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zhuwenxuanzhijuededanaoguangdangyisheng，zadetatouyunmuxuan！
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lujiandianlediantou：“wozhidao，suoyi，woxuyaonigaosuwo，zhenggeshiweidechengjianxiangmu，zhenyoukenengtongguoyigeshujiyuanzaibeihouyunzuoma？”
zhuwenxuankanletayiyan，yuqifanghuandao：“youkeneng……”
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