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liuyudehua，jiuxiangshizaipingjingdeshuitanrengxiayikuaijushiyiyang。
linlaoyemengdezhengkailezijideyanjing，sisididingzheliuyu。
“ai，meixiangdaozheimexiaodeshengyindounengbeitingdao。”
mianduizhezhongrendemuguang，liuyuwunaideyaoleyaotou，yemeiyouhaipa，fandaoxiandeqidingshenxian。
xiasuyiweiliuyuyoufanleaichuiniudemaobing，ganjinlalelaliuyudegebo，“wei，nibiexiashuole，meibiedebenshi，jiuaichuiniu！”
kanlinlaodebiaoqingjiuzhidao，zhongniannanzidebinghenjishou，meixiangdaozheigexiaoshengunjuranshuoshixiaobing，zheibushidangzhongdalinlaodelianma？
linlaoshishei？neikeshitanghaishixiangdangdangdelaozhongyi，tazhihaodebingrenmeiyouyiqianyeyoubabai。
zheiyangderenwukebushitayigeganggangjinchengdexiaoshengun，nenggoudezuideqide。
erzheigeshihoulaorendongle，tamanbuzoudaoliuyushenqian。yishunjianguanzhongdexindoutileqilai，fangfoyichangsibidazhanyichujifa。
laorenbingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdebaozou，fanershitanxingdewendao：“xiaoxiongdi，nidongyishu？”
“ziranshidongde，bentianshizailaojiadeshihoukeshijingchangjicunlidezhukanbingde，wokeshiwomencunzhongyoumingdeshenyi，shenmemaojiaochun，zhufanqun，yanglaxi，doushiwojizhihaode！”liuyushuodao。
liuyushuowanzheihua，yipangderendouxiaoleqilai。
“wohaiyiweishishenmeshenyi，yuanlaishigeshouyiya！tianxiashouyiqianqianwan，doushiyaojianpan，pingshenmenizheimetuchu？”
“yigexiaoxiaodeshouyi，jingranganzailinlaomianqiandafangjueci，zheirengaibuhuishigeshaziba？”
“xiaohuozi，huatuodeguancaibanwojiniyazhule，nijiezhechui！”
tingleliuyudehua，linlaoweiweizhoumei。“zhei…zheiweixiaoxiongdi，ninengbunengshuodejutidian？”
zhengsuoweirenlaochengjing，linlaokanrendejingyanyeshishifendelaodaode，mianduizhezheimeduorendezhiyi，yanqianzheigenianqingrenhainengzhendingziruo，xianranyaobushiyouzhenbenshideren，jiushiyigeshazi。
suoyitazhunbeirangyanqianzheigenianqingrenshiyishi。
“tianzuonieyoukeshu，zizuoniebukehuo，zheiweidashumiansecangbai，xianranxueqibuzu，duziqueruhuaitaishiyuedeyunfuyiban。tadebingjiuchuxianzaiduzizhong，yaoshiwomeicaicuodehua，tayinggaishiguanbuzhuzijidezui，chilebuyinggaichidedongxi。”liuyuruoyouqishideshuodao。
“qie，meiyourenhedeyiqijiancha，yemeiyoubamai，nijiuzhidaotadebingchuxianzaiduzishang？”
yigedaizheyanjing，yizheguangxiandesanjiaoyanshifenbuxiedeshuodao，xianrantamengenbenbuxiangxinliuyudehua。
“闭嘴！”
林老呵斥道。
“he，tingdaolema？chouxiaozi，linlaorangnibizui！”
sanjiaoyanshifendeyi，shuangshoupengzhezijidemingpian，songdaolaorenshenqian，“linlao，woshirenminyiyuandewaikezhuzhiyishiwojiaoshizhenxiang！”
“woshuorangnibizui！”linlaodengnianqingrenyiyan，suishoujiangtademingpianrengjinlelajitong。
“zhei…zhei，ganwenxiaoxiongdi，shichengyunaweigaoren？”
zhanzailiuyuduimiandelinlaoquebianlelianse，gangcaideshihoutadetaidusuiranheshan，danshiguzilihaishiyouyisidegaoaode，xianzaitadetaiduquefashenglehendadegaiguan，duidaiyanqianzheigenianqingren，yuqiquejiweijingzhong，shenzhiduiyuyigebizijixiaoshangbanbaidenianqingren，douyongle“nin”zheiyangdejingci。
wangerzhizhiweizhishen，wenerzhizhiweizhisheng，wenerzhizhiweizhigong，qieerzhizhiweizhiqiao。
wangwenwenqienaishizhongyidezhenduansifa，yanqianzheigenianqingrenbingmeiyoubamai，zhishidandanyigewangzijiuyijingquedinglebingrendebingyin，zheiranglinlaoruhebuzhenjing。
“shimenjiububishuole，neigelaobidengmingshengtaichoule，shuochulaihaibugoudiurende！”
刘羽摇了摇头。
“xiaoxiongdi，nishuodemeicuo，womenjialaolidebingqueshishichuzaiduzishang，keshiwomenpaolehenduojiayiyuan，chilehenduoyao，jiushimeiyoujiejuedebanfa。”
zheishihou**yezhizhulekuqi。
“xiaoxiongdi，shibuxiangman，zheibingwoqueshibaisibudeqijie，genbenbuzhidaoyongshenmeyaocainengyizhi，buzhidaoxiaoxiongdiyouhegaojian？”
林老苦笑道。
“zheiyebushishenmedabing，laorenjianizhibuguoshimeiyouzhaodaozhenzhengdebingyineryi。”
liuyubailebaishou，yifufengqingyundandeyangzi，jiuhaoxiangshizaishuoyijianxiaoshiyiyang。
“xiaoxiongdi，qiuqiunijiujiuwomenjialaoli，zhiyaonengzhihaotadebing，nirangwozuoshenmedoukeyi。”
**fangfokandaolexiwang，zhijieguizailedishang。
“dajie，ninbuyongzheiyang，zheishierjiranbeiwopengjian，neijiushiyuanfen，woyidinghuibangnide！”
liuyushouqileneifuxixiaodemoyang，zhenggerenbiandeyansuwubi，congtaneigugunangnangdejianbaozhongtaochuleyizhangfuzhi，ranhousuibianzhaoleyigeweizhizuoxia，qiaoleerlangtuixiaoxinyiyidekankanlezijixiezi，congshangmianshikouxialaiyikuaiheihuhudedongxi。“haihaohaizai，yaoburanzhinengxiafeijizaizhile！”
shuozheliuyuyongbaheihuhudedongxijunyundecengdaofuzhihoumian，ranhoufenfuguifuquhekongjieyaoyibeiwenshui。
“neigeheihuhudedongxishishenmea！”
夏苏忍不住问道。
“hehe，nitingshuonongcunsanlubama？”liuyuzhuantoukanleyiyanxiasu。
“meitingshuoguo！”xiasuyaoleyaotou，shuoshizaidetagenbenbuzhidaozheigexiaoshengunhululijiujingmaideshenmeyao。
“nongcunsanlubajiushidae，dagongjihetugou，gangcaiwoxieshangdedongxijiushisanbazhishoudedaefen！”liuyuxiaodao。
“exinsile，nibiantaiyani！”xiasuzhouqimeitou，xinzhongyizhenehan，daefen？neidongxinengzhibingma？
“zheijiaoduizhengxiayao！”liuyudandandeshuodao。
“daefenpeishangfuzhinengzhibing？zheijiujingshishenmeyuanlia？”xiasukanzheliuyuneizhangdanrandelian，renbuzhuwendao。
“zhei，zheiweidagetaitanzuile，xihuanchisherou，yesuanshitadaomei，zhenghaoganshangyitiaochengleqihoudeshe，ranhoujiuzaolebaofu，daeshibaicao，shehehuangpizizheiyangdedongxizuipadaedefenbianle，daefenjiashangwohuadezhenxiefuqingqingsongsongjiugaodingle！”liuyudao。
xiasusidongfeidongdedianlediantou，zheigeshijiehaoxianghetaxiangdebuyiyanga，takanliuyudemuguangyebuyoudebianderouheleqilai，yanshenzhizhongshandongzheyisisiyiyang！
zheishihou**yijingzhaolaiyibeiwenshui，liuyujieguoshuibei，shouzhongdefuzhizaikongzhonghuadong，jingranwuhuoziranleqilai，kandaozheiyimu，bushaokanrenaoderendoujinghuleqilai。
“niezhebizijitaguanxiaqu！”liuyujiangfuzhirengdaobeizizhong，dijile**，ranhoujiuhemeishirenyiyanghuidaozijizuoweishang。
“xiaoshenyi，womenjialaolihelezheidongxizhendenenghaoma？”kanzheyanqianhaoxiangtiaodashenyiyangdezhiliaofangfa，**xinzhongyouxietante，renbuzhuwendao。
bujintayouyihuo，zhenggejicangzhongderenyeshiyitouwushui，daefenpeishangfuzhijiunengzhibing，neihaiyaoyiyuangansha？
“xinbuxinyouni，fanzhengtadebingbunengzaituole！”
liuyusonglesongjian，hemeishirenyiyang。
“我喝！”
zheishihouzhongniannanzineishifenxuruodeshengyinchuanleguolai，zongshiyouyifendeshengjiyeyaoshiyishi。
**yehenxiaxinlai，dianlediantou，jiangshuibeizhizhongheihuhudeshuizhijieguandaolezhongniannanzidezuizhong。
shijianyifenyimiaodezaiguoqu，keshizhongniannanzihaishiyidianfanyingdoumeiyou。
“he，goupidexiaoshenyi，wokanjiushigexiaopianzi，yaoshidaefenhefuzhuannenggouzhibing，wotiantianchishidoukeyi！”
beilinlaohechidesanjiaoyanshifenbuxiedeshuodao。gangcaibeibolemianzi，zheicikendingyaozhaohuilai，kuangqietagenbenbuxiangxindaefenhefuzhuanjiunengzhibing。
yanjingnanhuayingangluo，zhongniannanrenturanbaozhelajitongtuleqilai，yishunjianyigudandandechouweichongmanlezhenggejicang。
dayueshifenzhonghou，zhongniannanziyilianqieyidefangxialelajitong，neirougugudeduziyeganbielexiaqu，zaiyikanneigelajitongjingranmanshiheihuhudechongzi，youxiechongzihaizaibutingderudongzhe，kanshangqurangrentoupifama。
“xiaoshenyi，ninzhenshenle，wohaoxiangconglaimeiyouzheimechangkuaiguo！”zhongniannanzisuiranhaihenshixuruo，keshiqueyilianqingsong。
“xiaoshenyi，womenjialaolimeishileba？”guifumanlianguanqiedewendao。
“ng，meishile！”liuyudianlediantou，ranhouzhuanguolaile，kanlezhongniannanziyiyang，dandandeshuodao：“zheiciniyaozhangjixing，yihoubiezaitanzui，haihaoyudaolewo，yaoburannizaojiuqujianyanwangle。”
“yiding，yiding，zheiyangtongkudejingliyouyicijiugoule！”nanzixiaojizhuomisidedianlediantou。
“zheinianqingren，zhenshenlea！”
“woshuolilaobandeduzizenmezheimeda，yuanlailimianquandoushichongzi！”
“budui，gangcaiyougejiahuobushishuoyaochishidema？”
zheishirenmenbamuguangfenfenkanxiangsanjiaoyan，zheijiahuoliansetieqing，henbudecongfeijishangzhijietiaoxiaqu。
“haolehaole，dajiajingyijingba，xianzaibingrenxuyaoxiuxi，kuangqiewojiaoxiadeefenyebushishenmerenxiangchijiunengchide！”
zuihouhaishiliuyubangsanjiaoyanjiedewei。
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