《gudaizuiqiangxiaoshi》dejuqingwanyanquzhe，fubimaidehao，linyunyewanqinglinwuyuezuoweizhujiao，meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi，henbangdeyibenshu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：bushaorenzhuyidaotazheibiannaochudedongjing，baokuojingdi，cuzhemeibuyuedemuguangdingzheta，“yiner，nizenmehuishi？”……
“祭祖，跪!!”
huayingangluo，zhongguqiming。
linjiajizudadian，zhengshikaishi。
linjia，naishidaduanshenchaosanshiliujunzhiyifengyangjundeyixingfanwang，yongyoushixiwangtidewangjueshenfen，zhangkongbianjingzhenguanshiwanjunma，zaifengyangjunkeweizhishouzhetian。
dangjinfengyangwang，yousanshiliugeerzi。
zheixieerzimen，yexinfengfengyangwangduoziduofudezongzhi，daoledisandai，renshuyijingduodawubai。
linyun，bianzaizheiwubairenzhiyi。
chuanyuedaozheigeshijie，yijingzhengzhengsangeyue。
linyunyenongqingchulexianzhuang。
tadefuqin，bingfeifengyangwangzhangzi，erlinyun，youbushifuqindezhengqisuochu，zhishiyigechongqiesuoshengdeshuzi，linyundemuqin，hainanchanersi。
wangjuediweiyehao，ronghuafuguiyeba，douyulinyunwuguan。
祭祖大典礼成之后。
zulaorangyizhonglinjiazidiqishen，langshengdao：“anwolinjiazuxun，suoyoulinjiazidi，chengnianzhihou，youlianggexuanze。”
“zhanwozuobianzhe，ruwucanjun，libushizhigong!”
“zhanwoyoubianzhe，xuanqifengdi，weiwolinjia，kaizhisanye!”
zulaozhangkaishuangshoudao：“haizimen，zixingxuanzeba。”
ershiduogelinjiazidi，dangjizhanchengzuoyouliangbian。
suishuoshizixingxuanze，danbunankanchu，xuanzeruwucanjunzhe，duoshizhangzidichu。
erzhanzaiyoubiande，zeyulinyunyiban，duoshipangxishuchu。
zheiyijingchengweilinjiazisunzhijiandegongshi。
zhangzidichu，ruwucanjun，jiangongliyezhihou，huizuneizhengduoneizuihoudeshixiwangtidewangwei。erpangxishuchu，laolaoshishidezaijiazuanpaixia，qugeqizizhaopianfengdianshengdaizhe。
当然，总有例外。
jiuyouyimingpangxishuchu，manlianbugandezhanzailezuobian，yanshenzhong，manshiduimingyunbugongdekangzheng。
linyunbingweichuge，tahenqingchu，zijiyoujijinjiliang。meishenmeteshunengli，shentideyuanzhuyemeilianguowu，denglesangeyuechuanyuezhebiaopeidexitong，yemeiluotatoushang。
入伍参军?
tingshuozheiniantou，bianjingkebutaiping，beifangmanzupinfanlaisaorao，tazheixigeboxitui，pashihuicansiguanwai!
“jiyizuochuxuanze，bianbukehouhui!”
“ruwucanjunzhe，likaizongci，sanrizhihou，qianwangbianguan!”
shilaigelinjiazidi，likaizongci，tamenwangxianglinyunzheiyixingrenshi，yanzhongdaizheqingmieyubuxie。
zulaoyouwangxiangshengxiadeshijigelinjiazidi。
“yizuzhizhong，weizujiangongliyezhe，zhidejiajiang，danweijiazukaizhisanye，tongyangzhongyao。nimenjinri，xuanqifengdizhihou，qiemowangji，nimentineiyouwangzuxuemai，bukerumei!”
“选妻!”
“选封地!”
族老话音刚落。
zuoyouliangbiandecemendakai。
youbianjinlaiyiqunjiapu，shouzhongpengzhemupan，panzishangshiyizhangfengdiditu。
erzuobianjinlaide，zeshiyiqunshaonv。
zheixieshaonv，shenzhehongzhuang，miandaihongsha，suishiyipaixiqingdaban，danshoushangjiaoxiaquedaizheliaokao!
congmenwaizoujinshi，jiaoliaoshoukaodingdangzuoxiang。
zheixieshaonv，quanbudoushizuiren，huoshizuirenzhihou。
tamenzhizhong，youbeifudeyizushaonv，youtanguanwulizhinv，youqiutuzuifanzhihou。
qudaoleshei，neime……jiubixutizheixienvren，xishuazuiniehaiqingzhaiwu。
linjiazheiyangzuodemude，yilaishiweile，yazhapangxishuchudeshengyujiazhi，erlai，yeshiweilefangzhitamenjiezhuqizuzhili，huidaozuzhong，zhengduowangwei。
“nimen，sheixianxuanfengdi?”zulaokaikouxunwen。
yizhonglinjiazidimen，zaicike，fenfentuirangqilai。
anzhaozuzhongguiju，xianxuanfengdizhe，houxuanqi。
fengdisuiyouhaohuaizhifen，danzuihaoyuzuihuaidechaju，bingbuhuitailipu。
keneixieshaonvshenshangbeifudezhaiwu，queshitianchadibie。
shiwugeshaonvzhizhong，beifuzuiniezuiqingdeshiyigeshangjiazhinv，shenshangbeifudezhaiwushibaiyinyiqianliang!
erbeifuzhaiwuzuizhongde，zeshiyigemanzudenvzhanshi，tashalezhenbianjunsanshiren，xuyaochanghaibaiyinsanwanliang!
zhongrenxianghutuirangjian，linyunqueturanzhanlechulai。
tademuguang，sisidesuodingzaiyizhangditushang。
tazoushangqian，jiangditunazaishouzhong，hunshenzhandoubuyi。
cidimingweiniubeishan，yinweishanshizouxiangwanruwodiniubeierdeming。
niubeishanzhangershili，kuanjiuli，shanshangbiandihongshi，zongyouchoujidandeqiweimiman，yizhiyucuncaobusheng，yipianhuangwu。
zhizainiutoudeweizhishangdeshanjiaoxia，youyipianhubo，weiraohuboyouyichucunzhuang，buguobaihurenjia，kaozhedayuweisheng，renkoubuguowubai，yiniandeshuishou，zhiyouerbailiangbaiyin。
“woyaozheichufengdi!!”
林云开口说道。
zulaowangxianglinyun，youpieleyiyantashouzhongdefengdiditu，zhoumeiwendao：“nikequeding?”
“我确定!”
zulaoyaotoutanqi，langshengxuanbu：“linyun，suoxuanfengdi，niubeishan!”
ciyanyichu，zhongrendangjihuaran。
tamenzaojiudatinglecicifengdidexiangguanxinxi。
duiyukexuandefengdi，yeyoulejie。
haowuyiwen，niubeishan，jiushizuilandedifang!
“diyigexuanfengdi，keshiyaozuihouxuanqidea!!”
“niubeishanpodifang!yinianshuishoubudaoerbailiang，tapashiyaohaiyibeizidezhaile!”
“ai，zicongsangeyueqian，beileipilezhihou，tajiuyouxiebutaizhengchang。”
“zheiyangyehao，zhishaoniubeishanzheikuailandi，luobudaozanmentoushangle。”
linyunnazheditu，tuihuidaolerenqunzhong。
duiyutarendeyilun，taxinzhonglengxiao。
破地?烂地方!?
呵呵!!!
zheigeshijiederen，juranbayigebiandihuangjindekuangshan。
称之为破地!
称之为烂地方!!!
第二章：我全都要
linyunqianshi，naishiyigedizhixuedeyanjiusheng。
yincitahenkending，biandihongshishichundujigaodechitiekuang。
erkongqizhongchoujidandeweidao，shichitiekuangbanshengdeliuhuangshi。
zheigeshijiedeyetiejishu，bingbufada!
bianjinggezuzhanluanbuduan，tieqimizuzhengui。
linyunzhidaogaolulianggangdebanfa，youdedaoleyikuaibianditiekuangdefengdi!
duitalaishuo，zheijiushibiandihuangjin!
zailinyunzhihou，meiyoudiergerenziyuanshangqianxuanzelingdi，zulaozhihaoxuanzechouqianlaijuedingshunxu。
henkuai，fengdiyijingxuanwan。
有人欢喜有人愁。
meidengzhongrenxianliao，mashangkaishilexuanqi。
guobuqiran，zhaiwuzuiqingdeshangjiazhinv，diyigebeixuanzou。
xuanzoutadelinjiazidifengdinianshuishou，yousibailiangbaiyin，zhixusannian，haiqingzhaiwuzhihou，zheiminglinjiazidi，yejiunengguoshangxiaodizhudeshenghuole。
luluxuxudeshaonvmen，beilinjiazidixuanzou。
liuxiade，yaomeshirongmaoshencaibujia，yaomebianshibeifuzhaiwu，jiaorenwangerquebu。
jiuzaicishi，yishengnuhechuanlai。
“gunkai，biepengwo!!!”
yigeshaonv，beichuaidaozaidi。。
shaonvlianshangdemianshadiaoluo，luchuyizhangjuemeidelianpang。
tameifajiebai，luoluzaiwaidejifu，meiyoubandianxuese，，jiulianyishuangmouzideyanse，doudandehaosiyipiaoshuibiannengchongdiaoside。
zhouweidezhongren，jinghubuyi。
“白发鬼!”
“zheinvde，juranzhendezaijinniandexuanqiduiwuzhizhong!”
“tingshuo，tahaisileyijiasanshiduokouren，zhenshihuiqi!”
baifashaonv，lianmangbaozhushenqianlinjiazididedatui，kuhanzheshuodao：“qiuqiuni，xuanwoweiqiba!qiunile，wohuizuojiawu，wohuicixiu，wobuxiangsi……wuwu，qiunile，wobuxiangsi!”
beibaozhudatuidelinjiazidi，youshiyijiaoshuaikai，manlianyanedao：“woshuole，biepengwo，gunkai!sheihuiyuanyiquyigebaifaguiweiqi，woxianmingzhang?”
zaidaduanshenchao，baifagui，shiweibuxiang。
buzhishisuminghaishizuzhou，danfanyubaifaguichengjiazhe，buchusanwunian，daduojiaporenwang。
henkuai，jiapushangqian，jiangbaifashaonvzhizhu，anzaiyipang。
erneilinjiazidi，zaishengxiadejigenvrenzhong，xuanleyigezhaiwuwuqianliang，zhangxiangyouxiechaqiangrenyidelikai。
dengdaozuihou，zhongyulundaolinyunxuanze。
danshengxiadexuanze，zhiyousange。
yigebaifashaonv，zhangxiangshencaijieshijipin，zhaiwusanqianliang。
yigemanzushaonv，shencaigaotiaojihuyulinyunpingqi，zhangdeyepoweichuzhong，yishenhesedepifu，chongmanzheyiyufengqing，zhenggerenliuluchuyexingdemeigan。
danzhaiwu，quegaodasanwanliangbaiyin!
linyunzoudaomanzushaonvmianqianshi，tataitouehenhendedengzhelinyun，yanshenzhongmanshishayi。
“woningyuansi，yejuebuqufu，niganxuanwo，woyidinghuishaleni!!”manzushaonv，weixiedao。
“大胆!”
linjiazulaonuchiyisheng，dangxiayibianzichaotachoudaguoqu。
manzushaonvbuduobushan，renyoubianziluozaishenshang，yanzhongyuanhennuhuoxiongxiongranshao
linyunyaoleyaotou，kanxiangzuihouyigeshaonv。
zheimingshaonvkanshangqushifenxuruo，hunshenshangxiasanfazheyizhongshengrenmojindegaoleng，qinglenggaoguidelianshang，mianwubiaoqing，haosiduizijidemingyun，zaoyikandan，congshizhizhong，doubaochizhechenmo。
tadefuzhaijinciyumanzushaonv，baiyinliangwanliang。
chucizhiwai，tahaishenhuaiyinji。
zhiyujutishishenmeyinji，quemeiyourenzhixiao。
linyundemuguang，zaisangeshaonvdeshenshang，laihuisaoshilejilun。
pangbianyijingyouren，tilinyunchumouhuace。
“xuannageliangwandeba，zhishaobaodezhuzijidexingming!”
“xuanbaifaguisanwunianhou，budehaosi。xuanmanzu，pashidongfangdangwan，jiuyaonideming!”
jiulianfuzezhenggechengnianlidezulao，yezoudaolinyunmianqian。
“linyun，zheisanrenzhizhong，yewanqingsuanshizuihaodexuanze，niruoxuanta，wokezhuoqingtini，jiangdizhaiwu。”zulaodaobushizhendeguanxinlinyun，zhishidanxinlinyun，yinweizhaiwuyalitaida，suoxingzhijiebailan。
linyunyaotou，zouxiangleiyanposuodebaifashaonvmianqian，shuodao：“woxuanta!”
ciyanyichu，zaichangzhongren，zaiduluchuzhenjingshenqing。
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