《gongdou：zhutaduodihou，wobeilingchichusi》zheibugudaiyanqingleixingdexiaoshuohenxiyinren，shiyouzuozhemushengxiede！zhujiaoweilijiaoeryunjingqianxiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:“yihouwozhijijinggeyigerenxiuyuanyang，xiugezhonghaokandeyuanyang。”yunjingqianxinxiayinuan，“guai，wodehaojiaoer。……
翌日。
yunjingqianyidazaoquzhiqin，biantingshuo
huangdilongxindayue，shangcigonglidenucaimenbushaobaobei。
datingguohoucaizhidao，yinweitaizizuijindegongkezuodetebiehao，xianmingdixinzhongshenwei。
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“taiziganggangdingxialaoshi，xueyebiantufeimengjin，jiayishiri，dingchengqihou。”xianmingdigaoxingdedao。
suhuashuochuangyerongyishouyenan。
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gengbieshuoxiechuzheimejingshidewenzhang。
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“hahahaha……”xianmingdimanyixiaodao：
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xianmingdidiandiantou，“ng，deque。”
chuquyangxindian，xiaolizicouguolai，“ye。”
yunjingqianhanshouwen：“dongxinadaolema？”
xiaojuzixianshimuguangsixiachakan，quedingzhouweiwuren，caifeichangjinshendedishenghuidao：
“huibingye，dongxiyijingzaierfangle。”
“ng。”lianggerenyiqianyihouchaozheerfangzouqu。
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zhitingyunjingqianjixushenmixixidao：
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xianmingdijinyefanlesunguifeidepaizi。
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“ninadeshishenme？”xianmingdihaoqidewen。
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这东西也能叫做字？
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