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第1章姑父一家
fumuwaichugongzuo,gufuzigaofenyongbangmangfuyangwo。
fumuhuilaijiewodeshihou,womianhuangjishou,chouzheliezhixiangyan,
rangtamengunchu“wojia”,
houlaiwozhongpanqinli,zhinengzaijieshangkaokengmengguaipianmianqiangduri。
ertanggequejichenglefumudegongsi,renrenyanxian。
zhongbingwochuang,yiyuanjigufudadianhua。
zhidedaoyiju:“neigebaileiwoburenshi。”
zhonglaiyishi,kanzhemianqianwenweneryadegufu,wogouqizuijiao。
meiyouxuexiderensheng,hainengrucishunlima?
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“xiaoliang,yaobuyaoshangqushishi,hen**henhaowande。”
gufuyilianrouhedeweixiao,xunwenwo。
mianqianshigaosongdeyoulesheshi,henduoxiaohaizaishangmianfengkuangdijianjiao。
wocongxiaojiukonggao,bierenbuzhidao,dangufubiranshizhidaode。
qianshiwotingletamendequangao,yepashangquwan。
jieguochaoxiakanleyiyanzhijietuiruantouyunexintulechulai,shenzhitudaogebimoshengrenshenshang。
beisuoyourenxianqichaoxiao,tanggelinfangengshizhizhewohahadaxiaohaipaizhaopianfazaitamenbanjiqun。
houlai“outuge”dewaihaopeibanwoxuduonian。
gufujiayianwei,shizedaya:“xiaoliang,meiguanxide,nishengxialaijiushiruotai,benlaijiuburuzhengchangnanshengshentihao,shouhuanying。”
“buguoshibeirenchaoxiaoliangju,niyaojieshoubuwanmeideziji。”
houlaigengshijiekouwoshentiruo,zhidailinfanyigerenchuquwan。
zheiyishi,wokanzhepangbiandelinfan。
qianzhutadeshou:“xingya,burugegehewoyiqiba!”
linfanyepoweixindong,genzhewojiuwangqianzou,beiguguyibalanzhule。
“xingleguaiweixiandebiequle。”
“a?”woguzuobujiekanzhegugu,danxinliquezailengxiao,konggaoshiwomenjiazuyichuan,linfanshenzhibiwohaiyanzhong。
“neimegaowanyidiaoxialaizenmeban。”
gufuyegenzhefuhe,hegangcaiquanshuowodeyangziwanquanbuyiyang,bangzhegugubawomentuizoule。
zuizhongwomenquwanleanquandejichuxiangmu。
gugugufuyizhipeizaiwomenshenbian,ouerhaihuijiwomenjiangyixieyouqudezhishi。
gufushuohuaqingrouyouli,ruguobushishangbeizizaibingchuangshangtingdaotamenheyishengdeduihua。
wozenmeyebuhuixiangdaowoyizhizunjing,shiweirenshengdaoshidegufu。
yizhiyilaidouxiangyaohuilewo,huilewobama!
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baitianchumenqian,gugudunlepaigu,wanshanghaimeijinjiamen,jiuwendaolepaiguxiangqi。
gugujiangpaigufenchenglesanfen,rouzuiduodeneiyifenjilelinfan。
qicidefenjiletazijihegufu。
zhiyuwomianqian,zhibaizheyifensuchaoqingcai。
wokanzhezheifensuchaoqingcai,shangyishidehuiyiyongruwonaohai,rangwoyizhenzuoou。
womenzheigexiaozhenzijiaoyushuipingdixia,gugugufushinandeyijiandedaxuesheng。
gufushuaiqiruya,gugusuiranpoladanshifenganlian。
zaiwomenzheilisuanshichulemingdeyiduicaizijiaren。
yincibamahenfangxinbawojiaojitamen。
fanfudingzhuwoyaotingtamendehua,duohetamenxuexi。
jiushizheiyang,wozhujianduitamenchanshengleyizhongmangmudechongbai,juedetamenshuodehuadoushiduide。
shenzhitagaosuwonanhaizibunengchitaiduorou,fouzexinlinghuibiandehunzhuozheizhongguihuawoyeshenxinbuyi。
congneizhihouroujiuzhishuyutamen,zhiyuwo,zhinengchigezhonggeyangdeqingcai。
suiranwoxianzaikanjianqingcaijiuxiangtu,danhaibushifankangdeshihou。
yushiworenzheexinbaneipancaichiwanle。
chiwanfan,gugujiaowoqushoushiwankuai,erlinfanhegufuzaijiutanzaishafashangkandianshi。
zaizheigejia,xianglaishiwoheguguganhuode,shenzhiyoushihouzhihuirang**。
qichuwoyefankangguo,wenpingshenmelinfanjiubuyongganhuo。
guguyanjingyideng:“nigegedeshoushiyonglaixiezuoye,jienanti,jianglaidangkexuejiade!”
gufubuxiangguguneiyangxiongbabade,tahuimozhewodetou,mantiaosilidishuo:
“xiaoliang,zheigeshehuijiushiyoufengongde。”
“butongbenshiderengandeshiyebutong,nimeigegecongming,suoyibangzheganxiejiawucaishinijiazhidetixian。”
jiushizaizheiyangqianyimohuadexinaozhong,wozuizhongbianchengleyigezibeidaojizhi,bailanyoupannideshehuizhazi。
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wokanzhejingzilideziji,12suidenianjishenzhiburuxiaoxueshengjianzhuang。
lianselahuanglahuangde,kanshangquwanquanmeijingshen。
wocongjuzilifanchuyigexiaobao,meinianguonianbamadouhuisizijiwobaoyigedahongbao。
shangbeizizheibiqianbeigugudasaoweishengshifaxian。
manloudaokuzhehanzhemawobaiyanlang,yangyuwozheimeduonianwohaiyaosizangxiaojinku。
haijiaolinjuyiqizhizewo。
zuizhongwobaqiandoushangjiaojita。shenzhihaiziwofansishibushizhendehenmeiliangxin。
danzheibeizi,taxiuxiangzaicongwoshouliduozourenheyiyangdongxile。
shangxuedeshihouwoqiaoqiaoquzhaobanzhuren,rangtadaiwobanlediyizhangfanka。
pingshigugudoushizaoshangjiwodaiyifenqingcairangwozhongwuchi,banzhurencengjingquanshuoguo,dangugushuowoduirouleiguomin。
tatingdaowodelaiyihenshijingyi:“chenxiangliang,nigugubushishuoniduirouleiguominma?”
“zanmenxuexiaodeshitangmeiyouquansucaide。”
woyankuangfahong,zhenggerenzhanlezhan:“laoshi,wobuzhidaowoguguweishenmeshuowoduirouleiguomin......”
“zhishigufugaosuwo,nanrenchirouduolehuibiandebujiejing,jiuzaiyemeirangwochiguole。”
“wobutaidongtamendeyisi,danlaoshiwotaiele,zhinengnabamajideqianqiaoqiaolaixuexiaochi,laoshininqianwanbiegaosuwogugugufu......”
banzhurentingdaowodejiangshuqidefadou:“zheishiyijiashenmerenna,jianzhitaidaidule!”
“nifangxin,laoshihuzheni,nizheigenianjizhengshizhangshentideshihou,bietingneixiehuhua。”
shuowantabianqianzhewoquleshitang,haiheshitangayifanfuqiangdiaowoyingyangbuliang,yaoshiwolaidafanqianwanduoshengdian。
jinjiezhe,tayouzhuanxiangwo:“tinglaoshishuo,buyaotingnigufuhushuobadao。”
“shenmenanrenjiejingbujiejingdepihua,chuangchuzijideyipiantiandicaishiniyaozhuizhudeweiyidaolu。”
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wokanzhetajiandingdeyanshen,dianlediantou。
shangbeizitayecengzheiyangshitubawocongshenyuanzhonglachulai。
danwofanerrenweitatiaobolijianwomen“yijiaren”deguanxi。
zheiyiciyoutadeguli,wogengjianuli。
dangranzheizhongnulidezaigugugufukanbudaodedifang。
yushiwohetamenshuo:“gufu,laoshirangwoyihoufangxuewanzouyigexiaoshidasaoweisheng。”
gugudangshijiubuleyile,bijingzheiyigexiaoshikeshishihuanwozuofandeshijian。
dantajibanzhurendadianhuadeshihou,zhijiebeibanzhurenduilehuilai:
“wobuzhidaonimenlianggedaxueshengzenmepeiyangdehaizi。”
“neimeneixiang,nianjihuodongzongshidiaolianzi,haibunengdasaodasaoweishengjibanjizuogongxianma?”
“yaoshininxintenghaizititalaiyexing。”
gugududunangnangdiguadiaoledianhua,shijingfanlewoyiyan。
yushimeitianxialekewodouhuizaibanliduoliuyixiaoshi,yixiaoshibingbuduo,danxiangduiyubeipozuoneixiejiawulaishuo,yijingzugouxingfule。
wojiuzheiyangliyongzheiyixiaoshi,fengkuangjiqugezhongzhishi。
henkuaidaoleqimokaoshi,zheixietiandenulimeibaifei,wokaolenianjiqianshi。
zhiyulinfan,zhikaolenianjidaoshu。
gufukandaowomenlianggedechengji,xianxieyaopofang,niezhelinfanshijuandeshoudoufadou。
buguoweishandeshimingganrangtakongzhizhuleziji。
qinqiedihewoshuo:“xiaoliang,suirannikaoleqianshi,buguoniyaozhidao,nidexuexiaohefanfandexuexiaochajuhenda。”
“taniandeshizhongdiangaozhong,jiusuandaoshufangzainimenxuexiaoyeshijianzisheng。”
“gufumeiyoubiedeyisi,jiushipanijiaoao。”
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