wanzhengbanxiaoshuo《guaiguaimengqixianglihun》youluxiaocezuixinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixingdexiaoshuo，zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshinanliyuyelan，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：nanliguaiguaiqiaoqiaodanglesannianxianqi，yemeinengrangyuyelanaishangta，haiweilegelvchayaogentalihun。suanlesuanle，lijiuliba，jiejiebusihoule。tamodiaolesuoyouguanyuzijidehenji，congtadeshijiexiaoshideganganjingjing，ranhouhualizhuanshen，chengletamengmeiyiqiudehezuohuoban。nanlilengyanpinizheqianfu，“xianggenwohezuo？ninawei？”yaonanrenyoushenmeyong，jieyaoduzimeili。houlaiyuyelanzaizhuiqilushangfaxian—......
nanlikaozaizuoyishang，shenselenglengbingbing。
“mianjudaijiule，zongyoubeichaichuandeyitian。tashishenmeshenfen，woyoushishenmeshenfen，wohebizijiangshenduanqusitadelian？tayepei？”
baiqitiaoletiaomei，luchuxiexiedebiaoqing，“keniaileyuyelanzheimejiu，daotoulaitaquyilajihuijia，ninengren？”
“tayuanyidanglajihuishouzhan，woyoushenmebanfa。”
nanlixiangshiyidianyebuzaihu，zuihoushuoleju，“xiaoge，woleile。”
koushangdiannao，taqishenzoudaochuangbian。
yemujianglin，nanchengdeyeshenghuohenfengfuduocai，wanjiadenghuodianran，zhengshirenaodeshihou，danzaibeicheng，tagujidishoulesanniandeye。
dushoukongfangderizibingbujimo，zhishigudan，xinaiderenjinzaizhichi，quepianpianjujuenidekaojin，neicaishizhendeshang。
pingmuyipianqihei，kenanlineizhangbumancangsangdelianhaishijibaiqishaoqiangliedecijidaole。
taheshangdiannao，dakaishoujiweixin，jiuzai【huxiaomeixiongdilianmeng】dequnlifaleyitiaoxiaoxi：【xiaomeibeirenqifule，gegemenguanbuguan？】
erge：【sheihuoniweile，ganqifuwomeimei？laozimieleta！】
sange：【hunbushidoulile？chuleyuyelan，tiandixiahaiyousheinengqifudeleneizhixiaoyemao？haishishuo，xiaoyemaozhuanglesannianguai，zhenchengxiaonaimaole？】
sige：【sangezheiyangshuoxiaoliu，xiaoxintanaohuanideliane。】
三哥：【哈哈哈。】
大哥：【名字。】
bailuyuzuijiaoyixie，dagedoufahuale，meipaole。
tapilipalabaqingkuangjiandanjianglejiang，youzaiqunlifalexiangxidezuozhanjihua，xiongdimennilaiwowangde，taolunderehuochaotian，zuihoudageyichuidingyin，【tuo】。
“hu~gaoding。”bailuyudalegexiangzhi，xunsubaweixinqunminggaichengle【douxiaosanzuozhanlianmeng】。
lingwaiyigeyounanlideweixinqunli，jingqiaoqiaode，tianxiataiping。
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mangleyitian，nanlizhijuedeshenxinjupi，chadianzaichelishuizhe。
huidaojia，ketingliliangtangtangde，zhaoguanjiadaizheyongrenjiangmeiguiyuanliliwaiwaiqingsaoleyifan，zhongyuhuifuleyuanyang，nanlihenmanyi，“dajiaxinkule，huitougenguanjialinghongbaoba。”
“谢谢大小姐。”
zhaoguanjiajinniansishiduosuidenianji，chuanzhezhuanyedetidexifutaozhuang，yisibugou，touzhejingmingganlian，shangqianlaibingbao，“daxiaojie，tangxiaojiehaibeiguanzaifangjianli。”
“ng。”nanlibolanbujingdao，“nalianggemantoulai，woshangqukankanta。”
shangleyitianbanhaiyaohuijiaguanjiaohaizi，nanlijuedezijizheigedangjiejiedezhenburongyi。
kefangdemencongwaitousuoshangle，guanjiashangqianyongyaochijiangmendakai，shouzhongdetuopanhaishengzhelianggedabaimantou，nanlijieguotuopan，“nimenxianxiaquba。”
zhaoguanjiayouxiedanyou，“daxiaojie……”
“meishi，tashangbulewo。”
nanlituimenjinqu，nanyapazaichuangbian，zuozaiditanshang，xiangshishuizhelemengjianchijitui，halazidouliulechulai，yitingdaodongjingdoudouzhuanzhuanxinglai，yilianmengdikanzhenanli。
“醒了？”
nanlizoushangqianqu，“eleba，gangchulongdemantou，changchang。”
nanyapieyiyanfangzaichuangtoujushangdexuebaimantou，shunjiancongmengzhongqingxingguolai，zainiutoukanxiangnanli，yanjingbengshechumanmandenuyi，zhangyawuzhuachaonanlipuguoqu。
“nan、li！woyaoshaleni——！”
……
“啪！”
laozhaideshufangli，yulaoyezizhongzhongyizhangpaizaishuzhuoshang，zhendechagaidoufanlexialai，banzhetazhongqishizudeyijuhema，“qiaonigandehaoshi！”
yuyelanzhanzaizhuoqian，shensepingdan，“zheijianshiwohuijiejue。”
“jiejue？nidasuanzenmejiejue？”
yulaoyezimanliannurong，“nibiewanglenideshenfen，nishiyushizongcai！funishangweineitianwojiugaosuguoni，qiemoganqingyongshi。kenini，yiciyouyicirangwoshiwang！”
tahuanlebankouqi，“sannianqiannizhiyiyaoquyigehugongdanglaopo，wogulvnishangshishenzhongmeilanzuni，youzheniqule，yankanzhenibingqingjianjianhaozhuan，xingshiyuelaiyuewendang，xiaolineihaiziyeshifenguaiqiaodongshi，woyejiurenle，kenierhuabushuojiujiwolilehun，haiyaoquzhuojiadenver！wokanninaodaishijinshuileni！daodiweishenmeyaogenxiaolilihun？weishenme！”
“meiyouweishenme。”yuyelantaidumoran，“wobuxihuan，jiuzheimejiandan。”
laoyezigengqile，“xianzaishuobuxihuanle，dangchunituozheneibancandeshenzi，feiyaoqurenjiadeshihouxiangshenmequle？”
“renjiaxiaoli，suiranshinongcunjiatingchushendehaizi，keweirenguaiqiaoyoubenfen，zainishenbiantatashishi、renlaorenyuandisihouni，zhaogulenisannian，nijiuzheiyangpaoqilerenjia？”
laoyezinubukee，chuihuzidengyanjing，zhuaqishoubiandezhenzhichaoyuyelandiuguoqu，“nibawodeguaiqiaosunxihaijiwo！”
yuyelanbuduobubi，jianyingdezhenzhizazaitadejianbangchu，jianruidetengtongmanshangxintou。
yucitongshi，yulaoyezikouzhongdeguaiqiaosunxi，cishicikezhengbayigedabaimantousaijinlenanyadezuili。
nanlikanzhebeimantousaileyizui、zhangyawuzhuadenanya，shenxiaoyisheng，“yihuilaijiuyaogenwodajia，kanlaihaishiedeqingle，wangfeiwohaijinizhunbeilelianggemantou。”
nanyabazuilidemantoutuchulai，rengdaodishang，“pei！sheiyaochinidepomantou！”
nanlipieyiyanzaidishanggunlelianggegundebaimantou，liansechenxialai，“meimei，langfeishiwukebushishenmehaoxingwei，nibuzhidaozaizheigeshijieshanghaiyouhenduorenchibushangfanma？”
tashishiranzaishafashangzuoxia，pinglepingkuzishangdezhezhou，jijuweiyandikanzhenanya。
“yaome，nibazheimantouguaiguaijianqilaichile；yaome，nijiuezhe，shenmeshihouzhidaocuole，shenmeshihoucaizhunchidongxi。”
nanyatingzhetadehua，fachuyishenglenghe，“nitamayoubingba，niyiweinishishei？”
huayingangluo，lianshangjiuaileyibazhang，nanlidade。
nanyawuzhelian，buganzhixindikanzhenanli，“nijurangandawo？”
“shuozanghua，danishiqingde。”
nanlilenglengdao：“wodemama，jiushinidedabomu，jiranniwenhoudaotale，neiwoziranyaotitagennidagezhaohu。”
nanyatanzuozaidishang，manyanfenhendikanzhenanli，neimuguanghenbudeshaleta。
“henhao，kanlainiyijingzuochulexuanze。”
nanlilengmiedipietayiyan，“jiranbuxiangchi，neijiuezheba。”
tazhuanshenyaochumen，nanyaxinyiheng，zhuaqichuangtoujushangbaizhedehuapingduizhunnanlidehounaoshaojiuzalexiaqu——
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