shuming《gege,niqueyikuaixiaozhangaoma》,xianrujinzhengzailianzaizhong,zhuyaorenwuyouliyaobaimengliang,shiwangluozuozheyuxingdujiasuoxiede,wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenhenxijing,jianjieruxia:liyaoyegaoxing,xiangxiangbaxiaopengyoudaihuizijisushejiuxinqingjihao,henbudexianzaijiuquzhaofengnianshuoshuozheishi,naihehaiyouliangfenzhongjiu……
liyaobeigezhongtanjiudemuguangweiguanleyilu,haihaozuoweiaizhehoumen,tashunliliulejinqu,meizaijiaoshizaiyinqishenmefengbo。
“chenrehe,xuexiaochaoshimaidebeiziyiguziliezhisuliaoweier,”liyaoshaoyexixing,ganggangzaichaoshibarenbeiziaigeduanxiangleyifannageyekanbushang,“nixiandiandian,mingerjidedaiyige。”
liyaobawangzifangdaobaimengliangzhuozishang,nachulushangzhendonglehaojicishoujikanshisheifadexiaoxi,fanleyihuizuijiaoweiweiyigou,yishoumolemoerhou,yanjinglidaizhejisixingwei。
“zenmebuhe,buxihuanzheige?”liyaozhuantoukankanbaimengliangbaozheneiguanwangzimaitouyanjiuquemeihe,xinshuoweizheimegejibowanyierbeidanghouweiguanleyilu,zenmeshuoyederangtahele,buranzhenshixuemakui。
baimenglianglianmangyaotoubiaoshibushi,xinsihaiquanzaineigeguanguanshang,renzhenyanjiuleyihui,quedingguanqiaojiuzaizheigelahuanshang,bianshangshouquchangshi。
liyaokanzhetashengshudedongzuo,jingyadao:“nishi……buhuikaizheige?nidoumeiheguozheixieyinliao?jialiguantingyana。”taniezhebaimengliangdeshouzhiconglahuanzhongchouchulai,“dashaoye,zheidongxinongbuhaoyaogedaoshoude。”
baimengliangjieguodakaidewangzi,jiuyuechudetianhaihenre,dantashouquezongshilengdehuang,baozheyipingrehuhudeyinliaohenshishufu,taxiaokouhezhe,biankanzheshu,shibushiqiaoqiaodaliangliyao。
zhishizhei“qiaoqiao”zuodeshizaibuzenmegaoming,liyaowanzheshoujidounengganshoudaoshenbianrenshibushizaikanxiangziji,danqueguyizhuangzuobuzhi。
denglebanshang,taganjuedaobaimengliangmeizaijixukanta,wangpangbianpieleyiyan,zhijianbaimengliangzhengpazaizhuozishangxiexieshenme。
jiuzheimefangqile?haishishuozheigetouyaotalaikai?
liyaojixudaziliaotian,kanzheshoujidunongleyiju,“qiwangdedaomanzudeyuyuegan……zhengxiangguli……shenmejibowanyier。”
liyaoqiaoyiyanbaimengliang,zaiweixinshanggenrenliaoliangju,zaiguanchayifan,zailiaoliangju,keneibianchichimeishenmedongjing。
aodeliyaodouyaofangqile,dakaiyouxidasuankaiyiju,pangbianturanshenguolaiyizhishou,qingqingchelechetadeyijiao。
liyaolimaguanleshoujipingkanguoqu。
“li、liyao,”baimengliangzhuazheliyaoyijiaodeshouwangjisongkai,zuanzaishoulizhuadesijin。liyaowuduanyebeidaidejinzhangleqilai,jingdaitadexiawen。
baimengliangjuedezijilianshangrehuhude,danzhuangtaibizhiqiangenfengnianshuohuashihaishiyaohaoshangbushao,taxiaoshengdao:“wo、wokeyizuonidetong、tongzhuoma?”
liyaozuijiaoweiweishangyang,xinshuolaile。danjiushizheihuazenmetingzhebutaiduini,shangyigeduitayongzheigejushide,meijicuodehuahaishixianggentajianliqinglvguanxide,shitagenbushangxingshilema,xianzaijianlitongzhuoguanxidouyaozheimezhengshile?
taweiweiyizoushen,bianjuedeyaojianyifubeijiudegengjinlexie,mingzhidaobaimengliangzheizhishiwuyishidejudong,quezongganjuexiangshizaigentasajiaoside,liyaoburenzaidiaozheta,diantoudayingdao:“hao,meiwenti。”
baimengliangyanjingdengshiliangleqilai,ditouluchuqianqianyigexiao,xiaoshengdaoxie,qishentuimenxiangchuqu,“peng”deyishengjiuzhijiezhuangdaolemenshang。
“jishenme,”liyaomeiyankan,ganjinshangqianchakan,haimeipengdaoren,baimengliangyefanyingguolaimenyinggaishilaerbushitui,lakaimenpaozoule。
liyaobaobeikanzhemenwai,didixiaochulesheng,fuqiganggangzhandetaijipengdaodedengzizuoxia,yishoufue,yishouzaiweixinshangqiaozi:
【昧】:搞定
【ruixue】:zheimekuai?nimeiduoliaoliangju?
【mei】:diaozhetaganma,zaiduowenliangjugaobuhaotadouyaoyunguoqu
【ruixue】:niyouzenmehetale?
【mei】:tiandiliangxin,wotemenengzenmeheta?
【ruixue】:suanle,xianzheiyangba,nibieqifuta,tayoushenmeqingkuangjishigaosuwo
liyaoshouleshouji,qinzhexiaohuiweileyixia,baimenglianghuidaozuowei,ganggangxiexiehuahuadeneizhangzhibuxiaoxinbeipengdaoledishang,piaodaoleliyaozhuoxia,liyaofushenbangtajianqilai,piaoleyiyanneirongjiuzhengzhule,zhijianzhishangtutugaigaixielebushao:
liyao,niyaozuowo(huadiao)
liyao,niyuanyi(huadiao)
liyao,wokeyizuonidetongzhuoma?
jiezhehualelianggejiantouzhixiangbutongdefangxiang,keyi/bukeyi,keyihoumianduiyingzhe“xiexie”,bukeyihoumian,duiyingzhe“duibuqi”。
……
liyaobazhidiguoqu,renleyouren,haishimeirenzhudao:“bushi,gemen,zanshuohua,haideanjubenzou?”
baimenglianglianhongdeyaodixue,jieguo“juben”tuanchengyituanbaozaihuailiyoupazailezhuoshang。
liyaomazijiyijugai,mingzhitalianpibohaifeidepiyixia,haimeidengtaquhong,pazhedebaimengliangmenmendeshengyinchuanchulai:“duibuqi……ni、nibuyaoshengqi。”
beirenfanguolaihongledeliyaoshixiao,“meishengqi,dounideni,”nashoubeipengpengbaimengliang,liyaohanta:“qilai,zheimepazheyihuigebomale。”
baimengliangtinghuataitou,liyaocouguoquduishangbaimengliangdeyanjing,“ganggangshigennikaiwanxiao,danxianzaishirenzhende,yihougenwojianghua,xiangbuqilai,wokeyideng,shuodebudui,woyebuhuishengqi,suoyi,buxuyaodacaogao,mingbaima?”
“mingbaile。”baimengliangxiaoshengdao,xinlixiangzhe,genbierenhaishiyaode。
zheiguaiqiaotinghuademoyangshizaishitaiduiliyaodeweikou,liyaomeirenzhurouleyibabaimengliangdetoufa,shouganguozhenbangjile。
baimengliangcubujifangbeiroulenaodai,taitouxiangyaokantoushangdeshou,liyaoshoushangweiweishiliyaleya,“biedong。”
baimengliangguozhenbudongle,liyaoguogouleyin,dechengdixiaole,benlaibianshifenyingjundelian,yixiaoqilai,yipaishaonianyiqi,baimengliangyishikanshale。zheiyishangwudaolexinhuanjingtayizhijinbengzhe,daoxianzaicaifangsonglexie,xindaozuichuwenlushixiangdeguoranmeicuo,zhangdeneime“mianshan”deguoranshihaoren。
kelianzirenweizaiyizhong“weixin”shizudeliyaohaibuzhidaobaimengliangjitadexingrongci,kanbaimenglianglenglengde,yiweitabugaoxingle,xiangxiangnanrenbeimoletoubugaoxingyezhengchang,“duibuzhu,guaiwowozheishoumeirenzhu,bieqi,yihoubuhuile。”
baimengliangyaotou,“bu、bu,xihuan。”
liyaodiantou,“hao,zhidaonibuxihuanle。”
baimengliangxiqi,“bu……”
liyaodayingzhe:“xing,bumo。”
“bushi……”,baimengliangzhejile,“shi、xihuande。”tazhualeliyaodeshou,naodaidingguoqucengleceng。
liyaolenglexia,ganshouzheshoudixiaruanruandetoufa,xinyeruandebuxing。
yishangwudeshijian,baimengliangfanlebanbenshu,liyaodalejibayouxibianguoqule。
lidaxiakelinghaichajifenzhong,baimengliangganjuechuangwaiyourenzaikanzhezheibian,yiweishibanzhurenyouchulaikankan,dengleyihui,yuelaiyueganjuewaimianrenguiguisuisui,zhuantouyikan,liangzhanglianpazaichuanghushang,baimenglianglishiganjuehanmaodoubeihedelileqilai。
liyaoyijuyouxidadezhenghan,zaoshangbaoshoucuicandeyijiaojiuyoubeijiuzhule,tameikongtaitou,zuishangyingfuzhe:“zenmele?”
“有、有人。”
“ren?”liyaoyixiangxinxialeran,choukongtaitouyipie,guoranshiliangsunyoulaihantaqushitangle,“nigaosutamendengyihui,meidawanni。”
“wo、woma?”baimenglianglengleleng,tingliyaongleyisheng,zhalezhayanjing,chouchuyizhangcaogaozhi,yibiyihuadixie,deng、yi、xia、mei、da、wan,ranhoujudaoboliqianjichuangwaiderenkan。
pazaibolishangdezhaoqilinsonganzhijuedehaoxiangbeiyizhangzhihuleyilian,lianmanghoutui,kanjianzhishangdezi,songanguaileyixiazhaoqilin,“ai,zheijiuyaogeshuodexiaohaiba?”
zhaoqilindiantoudao:“yinggaimeicuole,shengmiankong。”
songanzezechengqi,“yaogejuranhaihaozheiyikou?yenanguaizheimebaobei,nigangkanjianmei,shizhenpiaoliang,neiyanjingchouguolai,zeze……”
zhaoqilinlandelita,tixingdao:“niquedingwomenzaizheishuoshenme,yaogetingbujian?”
“bunengba……”songanhuitou,jiujianliyaozaijiaoshilichongtatiaoletiaomei。songanxiangshibeituranqiazhulebozi,zhaoqilinledekantazaoyang,zaiyipangxingzailehuo。
liyaoyijuyouxijieshu,kanhaishengyifenzhongjiuxiakele,zhaohubaimengliang:“menwaineiliang,neigedagaogejiaosongan,renmogouyangerdeneigeaidiandejiaozhaoqilin,zou,yiqi,dainirenrenshitangmen。”
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