xiaoshuo《ganhuabuledeqizi,wobuyaole》,benshuzhongdedaibiaorenwushiqiaokunshenyiran。gushineirongqimeierquzhe,shizuozhedashentianjiangdarensuoxie,wenzhanggenggai:“qiaolaoshi,zhei...huibuhuitaikeyi,wanyichaoguole...”wokanzheaizaiyiqishuoshuoxiaoxiaodeliangren,wusuoweidao:……
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shuyungenwomentongzhuyigexiaoqu,tayaoqingwotonghui,wowanjule。
shuyunyangmuwo,wobuxiangtongyixingfazhanchuzijinanyichulideganqing。
shenyiranquejieranxiangfan,conglizanjinzu,tamenzhijianbianhaowubianjiegan。
huijiaxishuwan,weixunzhenghaoshuijue。
电话叮铃响起:
“laogong,neigexingjiutangyaozenmezhu?lizantatudehaolihai!”
shenyiranzaidianhuaneitoujidejiaotoulane。
“不知道。”
“laogong!nibienaolexingma?kuaijiaojiaowo,woganjinjitanonghaolehaohuijia,buranniyouyaodengwodaobanyele。”
“jiuniyiqianzhujiwohedeneigexingjiutang,bushihenjiandanma?haiyouneigezhouyaozenmeao...”
“niquwangshangsouyixiajiaocheng,yisouyidaba,suinixue!nimanmannong,wojiubudengnixianshuile。”
说完我挂了电话。
wozaichufangyidunmanghuo,tazhixuyaozhangzui,dangranjiandan。
yigejiazuijiujiurangtahuangleshen,dabanyemangzhejixinshangrenanqianmahoudangbaomu,zhengouxiatou!
paixishi,wofanlechangweiyanshangtuxiaxiedaozhuyuan,tazenmejiumeidanxinyixiani?
yedui,bunengguaita,tadangshifenshenfashu,demangzhejidiaoweiyaguyicapopidelizanxiaodutiechuangketie。
woyangqiutajiwoxiansongyiyuan,tashuomeikongguanwo,duizhelizandeshouzhihuhu。
buzhidaodehaiyiweizheishimazaihongerzi!
dengwochuyuan,lizanneishangzaoyuhelekanbuchubansihenji。
wonaoziyoubingcaihuiqujiaotaruhezhaogubiedenanren,zheicizongmeirennengnazibenyazhewoditouleba?
tazuilishuozhehuijia,buguoshihuanghua。
woyebuhuizailianainaodedengtahuijiale。
cengjing,wobuguanduowandouyaodengshenyiranhuijia,zaiyiqilouzheshuijuecaijuedexiang。
xianzai,yigerenshuiyizhangdachuang,meiyoutabawojizaichuangbianyuan,gengmeirenqiangbeizi,wofangsongshenxinshuidegewaixiang。
turan,kuangdangyishengjuxiangbawochaoxing。
wodakaifangmen,yuanlaishishenyirandaizhelizanhuijiale。
“dabanyede,hairangburangrenshuile?”
“qiaokunnishenmeyisi?wobanyehuilai,nibudengwohaibujiwoliudeng!heidengxiahuodehaiwohelizanchadianshuaijiao!”
tashiyishenmelichangyaoqiuwojitaheqiannanyouliudeng?
shibushitaliangshangchuangshi,wohaidezaiyipangdishuizoule?
“wogaosuniwoxianshuile,woyiweinibuhuilaile。”
shenyiranyiweiwozaitongtajieshi,yuqihuanhelebushao:
“nixinglezhenghao,kuaijilizanzhuzhou!jiunizuinashoudehaixianzhoujiuxingle。”
wokanleyiyanketing,taiyangxuetutuzhitiao。
taliangdeyifuxiezihuluandiuzaidishang,zuiguofendeshi,lizanbachouwazidiuzaiwoshuibeipangjiudaotoudashuile!
“qiaokun!jiaonibantian,nizenmehaibudong?!”
“woweishenmeyaojitazhuzhou?nikeyidaitachuquchi。”
“waimiannayounizuodehaochi,zaishuofandiandoudayangle!erqietahenxihuannizhudehaixianzhou,nizhuyixialiangfenzhongdeshi!nibuzhidaotadanzhidoutuchulaile,tabenlaijiuweibuhao...”
mianduitadexuxutaotao,wozhendeqixiaole:
“taweibuhaoguanwopishi?”
nanguaitayouduanshijianfeidebazaocandaidaojuzuquchi!haitiantianchibunihaixianzhou!
ganqingshinawodaqingzaozhunbeideaixinzaocan,qutouweiqiannanyoule!
简直离谱!
“shenyiran,ruguowoshini,womeilianhuijiagengmeilianshuozheigehua!”
“buguoshiliangfenzhongjiunenggaodingdeshi,duinilaishuoyinggaigengjiandan。”
shenyiranbazhangdadexiaolianlengchenrushui,xiayimiaobianbabaochaowoliandiuguolai。
jianyingdejinshuzhuangshicongwolianshanghuaguo,citongxilai,woyimo,lianyijingchuxue。
shafashangdelizanyebuzhuangshuile,cengdezhanqilaizhizewo:
“qiaokun,nipingrilijiuzheimeduiyirande?”
wolandegentamenfeihua,jingzhihuifangjianshuijue。
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