《guijie：xiangzuogouwangdeta，zhijiekaiguale！》shiwanshanguihaichuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaochuhelishanshanjinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。“duidui，ruguobugou，wokeyibawodefutouyibingjini，yaoshihaibuxing，woshangcidakaihundunmenshi，limiankaichulaiyouyijianzhanyi，chuanshangkeyitisheng20%defang……。
“我还是个处啊！”
huoleliangshi，haishibunengbaituochunanzheigeshenfen，zheirangchuhewubiyihanhebiemen！
zaimeiruhundunmendeshunjian，chuhetingdaolezhuqiangxiesidilidehansheng。
“再见了，强子！”
chuhebishangyanjing，dengdaizhesiwangdedaolai。
jutongji，dakaihundunzhimen，cunhuojilvzhiyoubudaobaifenzhiyi，takeburenweizijihuishineigexingyuner。
xiangfan，zijiliangshiyilai，yizhishishuaishenfuti。
几秒钟后。
chuhefaxianzijixuanfuyipianqiheizhong。
tahuanhuandezhengkaiyanjing，faxianyigeshanzheyouguangdejudahongtongzhengzainingshiziji。
“sileyihoujiuzhei？maosiyemeishenmekepa！”chuheninandao。
唰！
kongzhongdehongtonghuranhuazuoliangdaoliuguang，zuanjinlechuhedeshuangmuzhong。
“nima，zheishiganma？shidiyuzhongzhemorendeshouduanme，woyemeizuohuaishia！”
chuheganshoudaoyanjingdejulietengtong，huranfanyingguolai：
“我还没死？”
“啊！”
zheitengtongganyuelaiyueqianglie，chuhezhijietengyunle。
buzhiguoleduojiu，chuhetingdaolezhuqiangdeshengyin：“nisidehaocana！shiwohaileni，nimenchujiajiuniyigendumiaole，keliandechuhea，zhisihaimeichangdaonvrenziwei。nifangxin，dengwoqulexifu，bangnineiyifenyiqishuile……”
“shuinimei，shabi，womeisi！”chuhehuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，zhijiemaleyiju。
“我擦，诈尸了！”
zhuqiangkandaochuhe“huoguolai”，hedebengchuqulaoyuan，“ni，ni……nishirenshigui！”
“我是你爸爸！”
“zheikouqihaishishuxideweidao！kenigangcaimingmingyijingduanqile！”
“duanqile？niyanongcuoleba，wozheibuhaohaode！”chuhetaochushouji，dakaizipaigongneng，youkanlekanzijideshuailian。
“依然是帅逼！”
“buxing，wodekaokaoni，nizhidaowopigushangyoujikuaitaijime？”
chuhebailezhuqiangyiyan：“nipigushangjiumeiyoutaiji，zhiyoulianggewuzi！”
“wodiannao500gziyuanzhong，diliugeshipindedi8fen35miao，neigenvzhujiaoshizhanzhehaishitangzhe！”
“是趴着！”
zhuqiangtingwan，yanleihuahuadeluoxialai，shangqianbaozhuchuhe，“zhendeshini，nimeisia……”
“biebaozhewoxingme，bierenhuiyiweizanmenyougushi。neigesantouquanni？”
“nishibuzhidao，gangcaifeilaidejigesishi，tamenkakaluansha，santouquanlimabeimiao，youqishineigenvsishi……”
zhuqianghaimeishuowan，jiuyouyigechuanzheyishenbaiyi，shencaiyaotiaosixiannv，yanzhiheqizhibijianxiaohuadejipinnvrenzouguolai。
tazhizhidekanxiangchuhe，luchurangrenxinzuideweixiao：“nihao，woshisishierduidebaiyu。”
白羽
“ni，nihao，woshichuhe，jianniudaxuedasixuesheng。”
“nichenggongconghundunmenzhongchulai，youmeiyoufaxianzijishentiyouyichang。”
“异常？”
xianzaixiamianyoudian，buguoyinggaibusuanba！
chuhezhanqilai，yuandizuoleyitaoguangboticao，yilianshiluodeshuo：“meiganjueyoushenmebianhua。”
“buyinggaia，fanshiconghundunmenchulaideren，douhuijuexing，jishimeiyoujuexingyineng，shentiyehuiqianghua！”
chuhedangranzhidao，neixieconghundunmenzhonghuoxialaideren，youdehuodehuozhili，youderennengrangzijideshentirugangtieyiyangjianying，haiyourennengbeihuashentirenyibufen，lingwai，limiangezhongjibiedewuqi，gengshinengranghuodezheshilidazeng。
kexianzaichuhemeiyouganjuedaotizhiyourenhetisheng。
yirujiwangdeshuaiyunfutia。
jianchuheyilianjusang，baiyujieshidao：“nizhishiganzhibudaoeryi，keyigenwohuisishizhanduizhibu，zaineilikeyijiancenidejuexingqingkuangyijiyineng，quedinghou，nijiukeyijiaruwomenle。”
baiyugangshuowan，zhuqiangbichuhegengxingfen：“sunzi，bu，chuyeye，nizhuanyunle，nimashangjiunengchengweisishile，youlezheigeshenfen，shenmexiaohuayujiexiaoluoli，huzhizelai,huizhizequ，daoshihoubiewanglewoa！”
“gun，sanjuhuabulinvren，woshizheimefuqianderenme？”
buguoxiangxianghaitingjidong，ruguozhendejiarusishi，jueduibuchouzhaonvyoule，daoshihou，zijiliangshijileixialaidezishijiukeyishishile。
哇咔咔！
jiuzaichuhezhengyixiangshi，lingyimingnansishizouguolai，wenbaiyu：“tazenmeyangle？”
“xianzaiwufaganzhizijideyineng，xuyaohuiqujiance！”baiyukanxiangchuhe，“xianzaijiugenwomenzouba，yaobuyaoxiangenjialirenshuoyisheng？”
“buyongle，woshigeguer，meiyoujiaren。”
baiyudeyanshenyibian，anweidao：“yihoujiarusishizhandui，womenjiushinidejiaren！”
“nishiliwang？”chuhexiangdaoleyigekeneng。
白羽点点头。
shijielianbanganzhaoshili，jiangjuexingzhefenweilishi，liwang，lihuang，lizong，lizun，lishen，liugedengji，meigedengjiyoufenweijiuceng。
yiqianchuhezhizaishoujishangkandaoguoliwangdeshipin，zaixijiangshi，liwangyijingshirangrenyangwangdecunzai。
jintianzhongyujiandaohuodele，haishigemeinv。
zheiyike，chuheyouduoleyigemengzhongqingren。
chuhezhengzhunbeigenbaiyuzou，shiyezhongchuxianyigelvseguangdian，yiduantishiwenzichuxianzaidanaozhong。
【dongnanfangxiang800mizuoyoudechekuzhongchuxianhundunmen，shibie：lvse。】
又一个提示！
chuheyijikuaidesudukanlekandeshuoming，caizhidaozijihuodehundunyandenengli。
hundunyankeyixiangleidayiyangzhaodaoyigonglifanweineidehundunmen，bingqieshibiechuzheigehundunmendeweixianchengdu。
lvse：wuweixian。hongse：weixian，hainengtishiweixiandengji。
suizheshilidezengjia，hundunyankefugaidefanweihaihuichixuzengjia。
chucizhiwai，chuhedehundunyanhaizidaihundunkongjian。
我擦，哦力给！
chuhemengdidunzhujiaobu，neixinkuangxi。
zheishiyaozhuanyuna，keyisaomiaohundunmen，hainengshibieweixiandengji，yihoukeyidadandejianjiyuanle。
taishuangle，zheicaiyoudianzhujiaodeyangzima！
“怎么了？”
baiyujianchuhetingzhu，yiweitashentichuxianwenti。
“mei，meishenme，baiyujie，woturanxiangdaojiazhongdegouwanglefanggouliang，nenggaitianzaiqume？”
“xing，zanmenjiaohuanyixiadianhua，qudeshihougenwoshuoyisheng。”
liuxiabaiyudedianhuahou，chuhemaliudepaozoule。
taxianzaibabudeganjindakaineidaohundunmen，yaozhidao，zheizhonghundunmenzhongkedoushidajiyuan。
younongmingong，zaihundunmenzhonghuodeyibabanfu，yibanfujiangyiliangchepichengliangban。
youshaonianhuodeyuhuayineng，kebianshenjuniao，aoyoutianji。
youdanshenhanconghundunmenzhonglingchulaiqiaojiajiemei，xianzaihaiziyijingwugele。
……
zhuqianggangzhuanguoyigejiequ，jiukuaisuguaihuilai，qiaoqiaogenzaichuhehoumian。
“pianguini，nijiayanggou？pashiliangoumaodoumeiyou。nichuleshuijuehebamei，conglaibuchumen，shichufanchangbiyouyao，yeyewokannishibushizainalizanglexiaoguniang。”
chuhezaiyigechalukoudeshihou，mengdizhuanwan，zuanjinyijiaxitoufang，pashangerlou，touguochuanghu，kandaolegenzaihoumiandezhuqiang。
“qiangzi，bushibababudaini，ershizheijiyuannibawobuzhu！”
jianzhuqianglikai，chuhezhengzhunbeixialoushihou，sangenongzhuangyanmodezhongniannvrendingzheziji，yanjingmaolvguang，halazidouliuchulaile。
“xiaoge，zuotoufame，jiejiewojinibaohongbao！baozhengshufu”
chuhehuquyizhen，satuijiupao，“ayizaijian！”
yaoshibeiduzailimian，gujizijizhadoubushengle。
三分钟后。
chuhejinrumubiaoquyu，haihaozheilishigefeijiuxiaoqu，meiyourenfaxianhundunmen。
dakaifeiqicheku，yigeliangmigaodehundunmenchuxiandetamianqian。
chuhedekuangxizhiseyiyuyanbiao。
xianzaiyoulehundunyanjiachi，bierenqianfenzhiyidezhongjiangjilv，zijizheilibianchengbaifenzhibai。
keyiyujian，zijiyihoujuebibihuichengweixiaoshuozhongyiyangdenanzhu，chuchutaohua，buyongfuze。
daoshihou，zuoyonghougongjialisanwan，tiantianqiuwochongxing，xiangxiangjiujidong。
“wodaoyaokankandakaidediyigehundunmenzhongdaodishishenmebaobei。”
jidongdexin，zhandoudeshou，chuhehuanhuandakaihundunmen。
“卧槽，棺材！”
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