xinxianchuludexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《gaokaobaci,faxiannanyoupaixiapeiduvlogzhiweibaofu》jinqibeishouguanzhu,henduowangyouzaipinjianguohouduizuozhe“shanwaixiaogou”dewenbizanbujuekou,wenlizhurengongzhouansumingqiudexingxiangbeikehuadexuxurusheng,jingmiaojuelundegushizhuyaojiangshudeshi:05houmianyigeyue,wodouzaiyiyuanyangbing。zhidaoworuyuanshoudaolehafodeluqutongzhishu。hecaifangdemeitiyiqilaide,shizhouanhesuxue。woyi26suidenianji……
nanyouzhouanpeiwogaokaofududedibanian。
woyiwaifaxianzhouanfazaishipinwangzhanshangdevlog。
wokanzheshipinliwoyiluanqingmidelian,heshangmiandedanmu。
「doukuaigaokaolehaizuozheizhongshi,guaibudefudulebanian。」
「xiongdimen,nimencaizheinvdexiageyuegaokaowannengkaoduoshao?」
「haha,haikaoni?zheibanian,meicigaokaoqian,zheinvdebudouyaoqudataima?」
wozheicaizhidao,yuanlaizhouanzaichuangshangyuwobaibanchanmian,zhishiweilehuidiaowo。
zhiyinweiwoshinianqiandewudaobisaishang,qiangzoulewojimeisuxuedediyiming,
suoyizhouanyishenruju,zhiweitisuxuechuqi。
wodouzheshouguanshangwangzhan,ruyuecanjialedibacigaokao。
kaoshangleqinghuadeneiyitian,wonazhehafodeluqutongzhishushanglefeiji。
zhouanbuzhidao,wozheibanianlaidejianchi,buguoshiweilewanchengtamuqindeyiyuan。
linzouqian,wobazhoumamadeyishuhaijileta。
zhouankandaohou,quefengleyiyangdeqiuwohuidaotashenbian。
01
pingmulichuanlailingrenmianhongerchidechuanxisheng,jinjiezheshizhouanwenroudiyadeshengyin:「guai,mingqiu,jiwokankannidelian。」
ruguobushigundongdedanmushangneixiebukanrumudecihui,rensheilaikanle,douhuijuedewohezhouanshiyiduishenxianjuanlv。
wocangbaizhelian,xintoudeyintongrangwochuanbuguoqi。
【si,zheisumingqiuzhen***a。】
【jiushi,doulianzhegaokaofudubacile,juranhaiburenzhenfuxi。】
【jiusuanshigeshazi,yekaoshangdaxuele。】
【shangmianneige,yikannijiushigangguanzhuzheigepindao,haha,zheigepindaokeshibanianqianjiuyoule。】
【zheinvdefudulebanian,meicigaokaoqian,tadouhuiqudatai。】
【gangliuchanwanjiuqugaokao,shenxianlaileyekaobushangdaxuebahaha。】
wonaohailihuamianbutingdetiaoyue。
shiershizhouanqinnidelouzhewoshuo:「mingqiu,womenbudaitaolehaobuhao?」
shiershizhouanlizhidequanwoshuo:「mingqiu,mashangjiuyaogaokaole,huaiyunhuiyingxiangnifahuide,wodainiqudadiaohaizihaoma?」
「fangxin,woyidinghuipeizainishenbiande。」
「buguannizaifudujici,wodouhuizaide。」
wodouzheshoucongzhuozishangnaqibeizi,henhendeshuaizaidishang,bolisifenwuliedeshengyinjiazhewotongdaojihushishengdeyiju:「pianzi!」
「zhouan,nizheigepianzi!」
为什么要毁了我?
womangrandekanzhezhuozipangbianneiduibeileidebiworenhaigaodecankaoziliao。
qishiwobanianqianjiukaoshangleyisuo211,zhishiwodemubiaobuzhiyuci,suoyiwoliannianfudu。
我想...
我想考清华。
jiyilinvrenxuruodeshengyinhemingliangdeyanjingkanzhewo:「mingqiu,niyidingyaoshangqinghuahaobuhao?」
「neishiayi,yishengdemengxiang。」
nvrenshizhouan,banianqianbingshidemuqin。
weilezhouanmamadeyiyuan,yushiwobuduandebuduandenuli。
可是为什么会这样?
womamudezhanqishen,chulemen。
meixiangdaoanquantongdaoli,xiangqilesuxuedejiaoxiaosheng:「zhouangege,mashangjiugaokaole,zenmesumingqiuneige***haimeihuaiyuna?」
wojiaobuyizheng,daizaileyuandi。
wocongmenfenglikanjianzhouanxiaoxindebasuxuelouzaihuaili,lianshangdeshenqingshiwocongweijianguodeqiancheng:「xiaoxue,nizhongyuyoulaijianwole。」
suxueyanlidelengmoyishanerguo,henkuaiyoutiantiandexiaozheshuodao:「zhouangege,nishuodezheishishenmeshahua?wozenmehuibuyuanyijiannini?」
zhouanyouxiejiannandeshuodao:「wopanixianwozang...」
zhouandeyuqidiluoxiaqu:「wohesumingqiuzuoleneimeduoci...」
tingdaozhouandehua,suxuelianshangmanshidese。
我苦涩一笑。
是该得意的。
bijingwocongxiaozhuizaizhouan**houmianpao,haoburongyiyiweizhouanbeiwodadongle,meixiangdaozhouanjuranhuijuedehewochanmianguohoudezijizang。
yexushijielianbuduandedaji,rangwoxiguanlexinzangchuchuanlaidetongjue。
wojuranhainengtengchushijianlaixiangwo、suxuehezhouandeguoqu。
mamashisshishoufulinjiadedunv,erbabasuxiaoqueshiyigenongcunchulaidedaxuesheng。
zaiwaigongqushihou,babajiekoubangmamadaligongsi,balinshizhangwozailezijishouli,bujinruci,hunhoumamafaxianbabazaoyijingchuguile,qiezaiwaimianyouyigehewoyiyangdadenver,suxue。
yiyuzhixia,shisuineinian,mamagewan***le。
babaquewudongyuzhong,ershidiertianjiubasuxuehetamamajiehuilejiali。
suxuelaiwojiadediyigeyue,wobeiguaimaidaoleshancunli。
shizhouandemamajiuxialewo。
zhoumamahualesuoyoudejixumaixialewo,duiwaishuowoshijizhouanmaidetongyangxi。
keqishitayigerenzhanzhuanbannian,zhongyulianxishanglebaba。
wobabazheicaifaxianwoshizonglebannian。
poyuyixielinjiadelaoren,babajiamojiayangdejiepinleyipixiaren。
yourangzhoumamahezhouanzhujinlesujia。
congcizhoumamajiuchenglezhaoguwodebaomu,keshiwoquebazhoumamadangzuodiergemama。
woaiwujiwudeyexihuanshangleqingjunyouwenroudezhouan。
wozhuilezhouanhenduonian,zhidaowochengniandeneiyitian,zhouanturandayinglewo,bingqiediertianjiuhewoshangchuangle。
neishihouwohaiyiweizhouanpengwo,shiyinweiqingnanzijin。
keshijiexialaisuxuedehua,quehenhendechuopolewodehuanxiang。
「zhouangege,nibuhuiaishangsumingqiuleba?」
zhouanlianmangyaotou:「xiaoxue,nizhidaode,wozhiainiyigeren。」
suxuechuimou,kanqilaiyoujifenkelian:「neiniweishenmeburangsumingqiuliuchanle?nandaoshinizhendexiangrangtakaoshangqinghuama?」
zhouanlengshengshuo:「zenmekeneng?jiutaneizhonghuose,jiusuanshiwoshenmedoubuzuo,tayekaobushangqinghua。」
suxueyanleihualuo:「wohaiyiweinijuedewomenzheiyangtaiguofenle。」
「keshishijiejiexianqiangzouleworenshengzhongweiyiyigejihui。」
suxuechuoqidao:「babazongshipianxinjiejie,shinianqiandeneichangwudaobisai,diyimingjiukeyiquyidalidegewujutuan,keshijiejietapianyaoqiangzouwodejihui。」
「tagenbenjiubuxuyaozheigejihuia!」
「woderenshengdoubeitahuile。」
我的心里慢慢发凉。
jiushiyinweizheigekexiaodeliyou,suxuehezhouanlianggerenjiumouhualebanian,zhengzhengzuailewobacigaokao?
02
zhouanshengyinqinghuan:「kenengshisumingqiudataicishutaiduole,yishengshuotayihouhennanhuaiyunle。」
zhouandehua,huanxinglewowushucizaishoushutaishangbeibinglengdeqixiefenkaishuangtuidetongkuhuiyi。
我不由掌心冰凉。
qunianwodataideshihou,zhouanlouzhewoqinghong:「mingqiu,wobaozhengzheishizuihouyicile。」
「dengmingniannikaoshangxinyidedaxue,wojiuheniqiuhunhaobuhao?daoshihouwomenshengsangebaobao,yiqiyangda。」
neishihou,wohaizaichenjinzaizhouanjiwodemiaoshudexingfuweilaizhong。
好讽刺。
henkuai,anquantongdaolichuanlaileaimeidechuanxisheng。
zhouandeshengyinwenroudejihuyaodishui:「xiaoxue,wohaoainia。」
woyijingwanglezijishizenmehuilejia,zuozaizhuoziqian,wangzhezhouanshangchuandaoshipinwangzhanlideshipinxiamiandebukanpinglun,zinvebandeyibianyouyibiandekanleqilai。
zhidaozhouankaimenhuijia,wocaihuangluandeguandiaolediannao。
suibianfankaiyibenshu,kanleqilai。
kanjianwozaikanshu,zhouanyanlishanguoyisifengci,wozhenhenzijidechidun,juranbanianhou,caitingchuzhouanhualidexuwei:「haizaikanshuamingqiu,nidoufudulebacile,wojuedenikanbukanshudouwusuoweile。」
「休息一下嘛。」
shuozhe,zhouanjiuguolailouzhewo,shouwangwodeyifulishen。
wojiangzaiyizishang,jihuyaotuchulai,wokangjudetuikaizhouan:「wobuyaozuo。」
周安愣住了。
sihumeixiangdaoyixiangduitayujiyuqiudewo,juranhuijujuetadeqiuhuan。
zhouanzhouzhemei,yuqiyouxiebunai:「youzenmele?」
「怕怀孕?」
yexushixiangdaoleganggangsuxueduitadezhufu,zhouanyounaizhexingziquanwo:「zheicibuhuihuaiyunde。」
「mingqiu,ninandaobuxihuanwolema?」
wochechuyimoxiao,dangranbuhuihuaiyunle。
yishengbushishuo,wodataitaiduoci,suoyihennanhuaiyunlema?
woshenshendekanxiangzhouandeyanjing,guqiyongqishuodao:「wobuainile,zhouan。」
zhouansihubuganxiangxinwoshuodehua,tazhongfudao:「nishuoshenme?」
woyouyicizhongfudao:「wobuainile,zhouan。」
zhouanzijidoumeifaxian,zijideliansexianzaiyouduonankan:「sumingqiu,nifashenmefeng?wopeizhenifudulebanian,nidouershiliusuile,liandaxuedouhaimeikaoshang,wodoumeixianqini,nijuranshuonibuaiwole?」
「谁允许的?」
wopingjingdeshuodao:「shide,nishuodedui,jinniandegaokaoduiwolaishuotaizhongyaole。」
「zhouan,wobuyongnipeiwole,woyaohuijiaqule。」
shuowan,wojiuqishen,jiandanshoushileyixiesuishenwupin,zuihouhuitoukanzhezheijianwozhulebaniande,xiaoxiaodefangzi,hezhengzhengzuozaishafashangdezhouan。
qinshousisuilezijidesuoyouwangxiang。
「我们分手吧。」
shuowan,wojiuzhuanshenlikai,huidaolesujiadebieshu。
zhouanbuzhidaodeshi,zhoumamalinsiqian,zaiyinxingdebaoxianjuli,liuxialeyiyangyiwu,xuyaoyongqinghuadeluqutongzhishucainengdakaibaoxianju。
zhouanyizhihuihenzijimeinengjianzhoumamazuihouyimian。
woxiangkaoshangqinghua,bujinshiweilezhoumamadeyiyuan。
haiweilenadaozhoumamadeyiwujizhouan。
03
wolazhexinglixianghuijiadeshihou,ganghaobabayezaijia。
babakanzhewo,yanlideyanfanyishanerguo:「nizenmehuilaile?」
wochenmolepiankeshuo:「huijiafuxi,haiyouyizhoujiugaokaole。」
zheishizuozaiyipangdejimuqingxiao,yuqiyinyangguaiqi:「meitianhenanrensihunzaiyiqi,jiusuanzaikaobashici,yekaobushangdaxue。」
woyaozhechun,xiangyaofanji。
bababinglengdeshixianluozaiwodelianshang,shangxiadalianglejifan,shuodao:「henineigelibukainanrendemayiyang。」
「huijiazhiqianzuotijianmeiyou?」
「biedaishenmezangbinghuilai。」
woyuanbenjiuqianchuangbaikongdexin,zaicikezaicizhiliposui。
wojihushibengkuidewendao:「wonengyoushenmebing?ba,wohezhouanzhiqianshiqinglv,qingtouyihe。」
babaqingmieyixiao:「jirenshuilebanian,dalebacitai,youmeijiehun,bujiushijinandebaipiaoma?」
takanlewoyiyan,lengxiaodao:「doubeirenwanlanle,haikaoshenmedaxue,zaodianhezhouanjiehunsuanle。」
zhanzaiyipangdesuxueyanliqueliangguangyishan,zouguolai,bashoulideshoujidijibaba,tazhuangzuodanyoudeshuodao:「baba,nikanzheige,jiejiezhenshibawomensushideliandoudiuguangle。」
shuozhe,taanleyixiabofangjian,wodechuanxishengdunshizaiketingzhongxiangqi。
wocanbaizhelianjianjiaozuzhi:「guandiao!guandiaoa!」
shuozhe,wojiuyaochongguoxiangyaoqiangzousuxueshoulideshouji,suxuequewanghoutuileyibu,shunshouyitui,bawotuidaozailedishang。
wowuzhudekanxiangbaba,babayanliduiwodeexin,rangwodaizhizaiyuandi。
「sumingqiu,zheixieshipinnizhidaohuiduisushijituanchanshengduodadeyingxiangma?」
「congjintiankaishi,wojiudangzuomeiyounizheigenver。」
womamudezhanqishen,tuozhewodexinglixiangzhuanshenlikai。
bieshumenkou,suxuekanzhewodeshenying,deyiyixiao:「sumingqiu,buguanshizhouanhaishisujia,zuihoudouhuishiwode。」
「这是你欠我的。」
wozhuantoukanta,qishiwobudong,wojiujingqianlesuxueshenme。
sujiadeyiqie,doushishuyuwaigonghemamade。
danshiyanxiazuizhongyaode,haishigaokao。
meixiangdaozaigaokaoqian,youyigenanrenzhaodaolewo,tashuo,waigongjiwoliuxialeyifenwenjian,dengwokaoshangdaxuedeshihou,jiuhuijiaodaowoshouli。
zhishimeixiangdao,zheixienianwomeicikaoshangdaxuedoumeiyouqunian,faneryicicifudu。
nanrendelunkuofenmingyouwuguanjunlangdelian,fuxianzaiwomianqian,tashuotashiwaigongsiqianweituodelvshi,jiaoluyuezhou。
luyuezhoudijiwoyifenhetonghejifenwenjian:「sumingqiu,nizhidaozhouanpaishedevlogzaiwangshangyijingliuchuankailema?」
「jiusuannikaoshangleqinghua,qinghuayebuyidinghuijieshounide。」
「wobangnishenqingleguowaidejisuodaxue,niyebuxiangniwaigongdebanshengxinxue,zhesunzaisuxiaoshouliba?」
wokanzheshoulidewenjian,tongkuchusheng。
yuanlaiwaigonghemamasizhiqian,haizaiweiwozhexiang,sushideshijikongguquan,qishizaiwodeshouli。
04
yizhouhou,woruyuecanjialegaokao。
zheicidejuanzi,wohenyoubawo。
zhishimeixiangdaokaowanhouchufenshudeneiyitian,zhouanjuranzaiwaimiandengwo。
zhouanruanleyuqi:「mingqiu,wozhidaonishiweiwohao。」
tatingdunlepianke,wenroudekanxiangwo:「xiaoxueshuonibeisuzongganchujiamenle,nixianzaiyinggaimeiyoudifangquba?」
zhouanlveweiwanxialeyao,shenshangdemuzhixiangshuiweichuandaowodebijian:「mingqiu,hewohuijiaba,wohendanxinni。」
neiyishunjian,wohaoxianghuidaolediyicijianzhouanneitian。
renfanzizaimaiwozhiqian,weilefangzhiwotaopao,bawodeshuangtuidoudaduanle,woshibeizhoumamabaozhehuijiade。
pobaidemenbeituikaideshihou,zhouanzhanzaiyangguangxia,dianjiaokanxiangwo,shengyinwenrou:「ma,tamenshuonijiwodailexiaoxifuhuijia。」
「shitama?haokeai。」
zhoumamaquedandanshuodao:「bushixiaoxifu,shimeimei。」
「zhouan,yihouniyaobaohuhaomeimei。」
woqieqiedecongzhoumamahuailitanchutou,mengdehezhouandeyanjingduishang,zhouanchongwoxiao:「meimei,yihouwohuibaohuhaonide。」
wominzhechun,xinhaishiruanleyishun。
wochenmolepianke,shuo:「wanshangwohuihuijiade。」
daojiadeshihou,fancaidexiangweiyirujiwangdechuanchulai。
zhouantingdaomenxiang,nazheguochanchulaikanwo:「nihuilaile?」
我怔忡一瞬。
congxiaowojiuzaifumudezhengchaozhongzhangda,haimeidaodongshidenianji,mamajiu***ersi,wozaizhouanshenshang,zongnengtihuidaojiadeziwei。
zheiyeshizheibanianlaiwochenjinqizhongwufazibadeyuanyin。
woxiayishiluchugexiaolai:「zenmexiangqilaizuofanle?」
yiqiandoushiwoxuexileyitianzhihouwozuofan,zhouanzhixuyaodawanyouxilaichifanjiuhaole。
zhouanlianshangdexiaobutaiziran:「qingzhunidaanjieshuya。」
tamanmanzoujinwo,fuzhewoqulecanzhuomianqian:「xianchifan。」
wojihushishouchongruojingdechixiazheiyidunfan。
fanzhuoshangzhouanbaibantitie,yuqiwenrou。
wojihuyiweizhouanshixiangxinlewozheixieniandoushiweilenadaozhoumamadeyiwusuoyibuduanfudule,zhidaozhouandidaowozuibianyibeichengzhi:「mingqiu,zheishiwoteyizhade,changchangkan。」
wohaowufangbeidehexialeyinliao。
jihushishunjian,wodeyishibiandemohu,shenzhihunshenguntangdetuodiaowaitao。
mohujian,wokanjianzhouannaqishouji,duizhunlewo:「xiongdimen,jintianjidakaikaizhibo,rangdajiachangchanglikezhuangyuandeziwei。」
「xianglaicanjiaxianxiahuodongderenlailema?」
wobutailijiedekanzhezhouan。
直到门铃响了。
zhouanshuodao:「sumingqiu,qukaimen。」
wotinghuadezhuanshenchaomenwaizouqu,lianzijishenshangdeyifuzaoyijingbujiandoubuqingchu。
yidakaimen,suxuekanhaoxisidelouzheyipengbaihehua:「jiejie,zhunichenglegaokaozhuangyuan。」
wohelejialeliaodechengzhi,yishizaoyijinghuanghu,zhizhidaobennengdejieguobaihehua。
jianzhuang,suxuecongmenkourangkai,luchuletashenhoudeshijigenanren,suxuelianshangluchuguiyidexiaolai:「jiejie,zheixiedoushilaijiniqingzhugaokaochenggongde,nihaibudaidajiajinqu?」
wodetoutongyulie,bennengdexiangyaotaozou。
yanqiandenanrenmenquezhuazhewoshuaijinlemenli,yuguanerru。
jidudetongkuzhong,wotingjiannanrenmendeshengyin。
「sumingqiudeziweishibucuoa,guaibudezhouannengshuilebanianni。」
「zanmenyeshijielezhouandeguang,nengshuigaokaozhuangyuanle。」
「真浪啊。」
zhidaowohuifuyishi,zuowandeyiqierangworuzaoleiji。
keshizhouanhesuxuezaoyijingxiaoshi,zhiliuwoyigerenzaifangjianli。
zaicibeibeipandetongku,rangwojihushisheng。
wonannandao:「sumingqiu,nizhensha。」
「nizhenshitianxiadiyihaodedashazi。」
tongkujian,renhenrongyilianxiangdaohenduoshiqing。
biruzhouanfademeiyitiaovlogdebiaoti。
「pei***fududediyinian,gaokaoqianrangtahuaiyunle,dajiacaicaitajinniankaodezenmeyang?」
「jinniannvyougaokaoqianyouhuaiyunle,disancifuduyubeiyi。」
...
「gaokaofududedibanian,zheinvrenwodouwannile。」
beizhebeizhe,wojiukule。
wohenzijisha,juranzaicixiangxinlezhouan。
keshikuguozhihou,wogenghenzhouanhesuxue,huilewo。
wonaqidianhua,dajileluyuezhou。
「luyuezhou,woxiangquguowainianshu。」
dianhuaneitoudeluyuezhoumeiyouyiwai:「wobangnishenqinghaole。」
guadiaodianhua,wojiannandejizijichuanhaoyifu,zijiquleyiyuanguahao。
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