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精彩章节

nanyouzhouanpeiwogaokaofududedibanian。

woyiwaifaxianzhouanfazaishipinwangzhanshangdevlog。

wokanzheshipinliwoyiluanqingmidelian,heshangmiandedanmu。

「doukuaigaokaolehaizuozheizhongshi,guaibudefudulebanian。」

「xiongdimen,nimencaizheinvdexiageyuegaokaowannengkaoduoshao?」

「haha,haikaoni?zheibanian,meicigaokaoqian,zheinvdebudouyaoqudataima?」

wozheicaizhidao,yuanlaizhouanzaichuangshangyuwobaibanchanmian,zhishiweilehuidiaowo。

zhiyinweiwoshinianqiandewudaobisaishang,qiangzoulewojimeisuxuedediyiming,

suoyizhouanyishenruju,zhiweitisuxuechuqi。

wodouzheshouguanshangwangzhan,ruyuecanjialedibacigaokao。

kaoshangleqinghuadeneiyitian,wonazhehafodeluqutongzhishushanglefeiji。

zhouanbuzhidao,wozheibanianlaidejianchi,buguoshiweilewanchengtamuqindeyiyuan。

linzouqian,wobazhoumamadeyishuhaijileta。

zhouankandaohou,quefengleyiyangdeqiuwohuidaotashenbian。

01

pingmulichuanlailingrenmianhongerchidechuanxisheng,jinjiezheshizhouanwenroudiyadeshengyin:「guai,mingqiu,jiwokankannidelian。」

ruguobushigundongdedanmushangneixiebukanrumudecihui,rensheilaikanle,douhuijuedewohezhouanshiyiduishenxianjuanlv。

wocangbaizhelian,xintoudeyintongrangwochuanbuguoqi。

【si,zheisumingqiuzhen***a。】

【jiushi,doulianzhegaokaofudubacile,juranhaiburenzhenfuxi。】

【jiusuanshigeshazi,yekaoshangdaxuele。】

【shangmianneige,yikannijiushigangguanzhuzheigepindao,haha,zheigepindaokeshibanianqianjiuyoule。】

【zheinvdefudulebanian,meicigaokaoqian,tadouhuiqudatai。】

【gangliuchanwanjiuqugaokao,shenxianlaileyekaobushangdaxuebahaha。】

wonaohailihuamianbutingdetiaoyue。

shiershizhouanqinnidelouzhewoshuo:「mingqiu,womenbudaitaolehaobuhao?」

shiershizhouanlizhidequanwoshuo:「mingqiu,mashangjiuyaogaokaole,huaiyunhuiyingxiangnifahuide,wodainiqudadiaohaizihaoma?」

「fangxin,woyidinghuipeizainishenbiande。」

「buguannizaifudujici,wodouhuizaide。」

wodouzheshoucongzhuozishangnaqibeizi,henhendeshuaizaidishang,bolisifenwuliedeshengyinjiazhewotongdaojihushishengdeyiju:「pianzi!」

「zhouan,nizheigepianzi!」

为什么要毁了我?

womangrandekanzhezhuozipangbianneiduibeileidebiworenhaigaodecankaoziliao。

qishiwobanianqianjiukaoshangleyisuo211,zhishiwodemubiaobuzhiyuci,suoyiwoliannianfudu。

我想...

我想考清华。

jiyilinvrenxuruodeshengyinhemingliangdeyanjingkanzhewo:「mingqiu,niyidingyaoshangqinghuahaobuhao?」

「neishiayi,yishengdemengxiang。」

nvrenshizhouan,banianqianbingshidemuqin。

weilezhouanmamadeyiyuan,yushiwobuduandebuduandenuli。

可是为什么会这样?

womamudezhanqishen,chulemen。

meixiangdaoanquantongdaoli,xiangqilesuxuedejiaoxiaosheng:「zhouangege,mashangjiugaokaole,zenmesumingqiuneige***haimeihuaiyuna?」

wojiaobuyizheng,daizaileyuandi。

wocongmenfenglikanjianzhouanxiaoxindebasuxuelouzaihuaili,lianshangdeshenqingshiwocongweijianguodeqiancheng:「xiaoxue,nizhongyuyoulaijianwole。」

suxueyanlidelengmoyishanerguo,henkuaiyoutiantiandexiaozheshuodao:「zhouangege,nishuodezheishishenmeshahua?wozenmehuibuyuanyijiannini?」

zhouanyouxiejiannandeshuodao:「wopanixianwozang...」

zhouandeyuqidiluoxiaqu:「wohesumingqiuzuoleneimeduoci...」

tingdaozhouandehua,suxuelianshangmanshidese。

我苦涩一笑。

是该得意的。

bijingwocongxiaozhuizaizhouan**houmianpao,haoburongyiyiweizhouanbeiwodadongle,meixiangdaozhouanjuranhuijuedehewochanmianguohoudezijizang。

yexushijielianbuduandedaji,rangwoxiguanlexinzangchuchuanlaidetongjue。

wojuranhainengtengchushijianlaixiangwo、suxuehezhouandeguoqu。

mamashisshishoufulinjiadedunv,erbabasuxiaoqueshiyigenongcunchulaidedaxuesheng。

zaiwaigongqushihou,babajiekoubangmamadaligongsi,balinshizhangwozailezijishouli,bujinruci,hunhoumamafaxianbabazaoyijingchuguile,qiezaiwaimianyouyigehewoyiyangdadenver,suxue。

yiyuzhixia,shisuineinian,mamagewan***le。

babaquewudongyuzhong,ershidiertianjiubasuxuehetamamajiehuilejiali。

suxuelaiwojiadediyigeyue,wobeiguaimaidaoleshancunli。

shizhouandemamajiuxialewo。

zhoumamahualesuoyoudejixumaixialewo,duiwaishuowoshijizhouanmaidetongyangxi。

keqishitayigerenzhanzhuanbannian,zhongyulianxishanglebaba。

wobabazheicaifaxianwoshizonglebannian。

poyuyixielinjiadelaoren,babajiamojiayangdejiepinleyipixiaren。

yourangzhoumamahezhouanzhujinlesujia。

congcizhoumamajiuchenglezhaoguwodebaomu,keshiwoquebazhoumamadangzuodiergemama。

woaiwujiwudeyexihuanshangleqingjunyouwenroudezhouan。

wozhuilezhouanhenduonian,zhidaowochengniandeneiyitian,zhouanturandayinglewo,bingqiediertianjiuhewoshangchuangle。

neishihouwohaiyiweizhouanpengwo,shiyinweiqingnanzijin。

keshijiexialaisuxuedehua,quehenhendechuopolewodehuanxiang。

「zhouangege,nibuhuiaishangsumingqiuleba?」

zhouanlianmangyaotou:「xiaoxue,nizhidaode,wozhiainiyigeren。」

suxuechuimou,kanqilaiyoujifenkelian:「neiniweishenmeburangsumingqiuliuchanle?nandaoshinizhendexiangrangtakaoshangqinghuama?」

zhouanlengshengshuo:「zenmekeneng?jiutaneizhonghuose,jiusuanshiwoshenmedoubuzuo,tayekaobushangqinghua。」

suxueyanleihualuo:「wohaiyiweinijuedewomenzheiyangtaiguofenle。」

「keshishijiejiexianqiangzouleworenshengzhongweiyiyigejihui。」

suxuechuoqidao:「babazongshipianxinjiejie,shinianqiandeneichangwudaobisai,diyimingjiukeyiquyidalidegewujutuan,keshijiejietapianyaoqiangzouwodejihui。」

「tagenbenjiubuxuyaozheigejihuia!」

「woderenshengdoubeitahuile。」

我的心里慢慢发凉。

jiushiyinweizheigekexiaodeliyou,suxuehezhouanlianggerenjiumouhualebanian,zhengzhengzuailewobacigaokao?

02

zhouanshengyinqinghuan:「kenengshisumingqiudataicishutaiduole,yishengshuotayihouhennanhuaiyunle。」

zhouandehua,huanxinglewowushucizaishoushutaishangbeibinglengdeqixiefenkaishuangtuidetongkuhuiyi。

我不由掌心冰凉。

qunianwodataideshihou,zhouanlouzhewoqinghong:「mingqiu,wobaozhengzheishizuihouyicile。」

「dengmingniannikaoshangxinyidedaxue,wojiuheniqiuhunhaobuhao?daoshihouwomenshengsangebaobao,yiqiyangda。」

neishihou,wohaizaichenjinzaizhouanjiwodemiaoshudexingfuweilaizhong。

好讽刺。

henkuai,anquantongdaolichuanlaileaimeidechuanxisheng。

zhouandeshengyinwenroudejihuyaodishui:「xiaoxue,wohaoainia。」

woyijingwanglezijishizenmehuilejia,zuozaizhuoziqian,wangzhezhouanshangchuandaoshipinwangzhanlideshipinxiamiandebukanpinglun,zinvebandeyibianyouyibiandekanleqilai。

zhidaozhouankaimenhuijia,wocaihuangluandeguandiaolediannao。

suibianfankaiyibenshu,kanleqilai。

kanjianwozaikanshu,zhouanyanlishanguoyisifengci,wozhenhenzijidechidun,juranbanianhou,caitingchuzhouanhualidexuwei:「haizaikanshuamingqiu,nidoufudulebacile,wojuedenikanbukanshudouwusuoweile。」

「休息一下嘛。」

shuozhe,zhouanjiuguolailouzhewo,shouwangwodeyifulishen。

wojiangzaiyizishang,jihuyaotuchulai,wokangjudetuikaizhouan:「wobuyaozuo。」

周安愣住了。

sihumeixiangdaoyixiangduitayujiyuqiudewo,juranhuijujuetadeqiuhuan。

zhouanzhouzhemei,yuqiyouxiebunai:「youzenmele?」

「怕怀孕?」

yexushixiangdaoleganggangsuxueduitadezhufu,zhouanyounaizhexingziquanwo:「zheicibuhuihuaiyunde。」

「mingqiu,ninandaobuxihuanwolema?」

wochechuyimoxiao,dangranbuhuihuaiyunle。

yishengbushishuo,wodataitaiduoci,suoyihennanhuaiyunlema?

woshenshendekanxiangzhouandeyanjing,guqiyongqishuodao:「wobuainile,zhouan。」

zhouansihubuganxiangxinwoshuodehua,tazhongfudao:「nishuoshenme?」

woyouyicizhongfudao:「wobuainile,zhouan。」

zhouanzijidoumeifaxian,zijideliansexianzaiyouduonankan:「sumingqiu,nifashenmefeng?wopeizhenifudulebanian,nidouershiliusuile,liandaxuedouhaimeikaoshang,wodoumeixianqini,nijuranshuonibuaiwole?」

「谁允许的?」

wopingjingdeshuodao:「shide,nishuodedui,jinniandegaokaoduiwolaishuotaizhongyaole。」

「zhouan,wobuyongnipeiwole,woyaohuijiaqule。」

shuowan,wojiuqishen,jiandanshoushileyixiesuishenwupin,zuihouhuitoukanzhezheijianwozhulebaniande,xiaoxiaodefangzi,hezhengzhengzuozaishafashangdezhouan。

qinshousisuilezijidesuoyouwangxiang。

「我们分手吧。」

shuowan,wojiuzhuanshenlikai,huidaolesujiadebieshu。

zhouanbuzhidaodeshi,zhoumamalinsiqian,zaiyinxingdebaoxianjuli,liuxialeyiyangyiwu,xuyaoyongqinghuadeluqutongzhishucainengdakaibaoxianju。

zhouanyizhihuihenzijimeinengjianzhoumamazuihouyimian。

woxiangkaoshangqinghua,bujinshiweilezhoumamadeyiyuan。

haiweilenadaozhoumamadeyiwujizhouan。

03

wolazhexinglixianghuijiadeshihou,ganghaobabayezaijia。

babakanzhewo,yanlideyanfanyishanerguo:「nizenmehuilaile?」

wochenmolepiankeshuo:「huijiafuxi,haiyouyizhoujiugaokaole。」

zheishizuozaiyipangdejimuqingxiao,yuqiyinyangguaiqi:「meitianhenanrensihunzaiyiqi,jiusuanzaikaobashici,yekaobushangdaxue。」

woyaozhechun,xiangyaofanji。

bababinglengdeshixianluozaiwodelianshang,shangxiadalianglejifan,shuodao:「henineigelibukainanrendemayiyang。」

「huijiazhiqianzuotijianmeiyou?」

「biedaishenmezangbinghuilai。」

woyuanbenjiuqianchuangbaikongdexin,zaicikezaicizhiliposui。

wojihushibengkuidewendao:「wonengyoushenmebing?ba,wohezhouanzhiqianshiqinglv,qingtouyihe。」

babaqingmieyixiao:「jirenshuilebanian,dalebacitai,youmeijiehun,bujiushijinandebaipiaoma?」

takanlewoyiyan,lengxiaodao:「doubeirenwanlanle,haikaoshenmedaxue,zaodianhezhouanjiehunsuanle。」

zhanzaiyipangdesuxueyanliqueliangguangyishan,zouguolai,bashoulideshoujidijibaba,tazhuangzuodanyoudeshuodao:「baba,nikanzheige,jiejiezhenshibawomensushideliandoudiuguangle。」

shuozhe,taanleyixiabofangjian,wodechuanxishengdunshizaiketingzhongxiangqi。

wocanbaizhelianjianjiaozuzhi:「guandiao!guandiaoa!」

shuozhe,wojiuyaochongguoxiangyaoqiangzousuxueshoulideshouji,suxuequewanghoutuileyibu,shunshouyitui,bawotuidaozailedishang。

wowuzhudekanxiangbaba,babayanliduiwodeexin,rangwodaizhizaiyuandi。

「sumingqiu,zheixieshipinnizhidaohuiduisushijituanchanshengduodadeyingxiangma?」

「congjintiankaishi,wojiudangzuomeiyounizheigenver。」

womamudezhanqishen,tuozhewodexinglixiangzhuanshenlikai。

bieshumenkou,suxuekanzhewodeshenying,deyiyixiao:「sumingqiu,buguanshizhouanhaishisujia,zuihoudouhuishiwode。」

「这是你欠我的。」

wozhuantoukanta,qishiwobudong,wojiujingqianlesuxueshenme。

sujiadeyiqie,doushishuyuwaigonghemamade。

danshiyanxiazuizhongyaode,haishigaokao。

meixiangdaozaigaokaoqian,youyigenanrenzhaodaolewo,tashuo,waigongjiwoliuxialeyifenwenjian,dengwokaoshangdaxuedeshihou,jiuhuijiaodaowoshouli。

zhishimeixiangdao,zheixienianwomeicikaoshangdaxuedoumeiyouqunian,faneryicicifudu。

nanrendelunkuofenmingyouwuguanjunlangdelian,fuxianzaiwomianqian,tashuotashiwaigongsiqianweituodelvshi,jiaoluyuezhou。

luyuezhoudijiwoyifenhetonghejifenwenjian:「sumingqiu,nizhidaozhouanpaishedevlogzaiwangshangyijingliuchuankailema?」

「jiusuannikaoshangleqinghua,qinghuayebuyidinghuijieshounide。」

「wobangnishenqingleguowaidejisuodaxue,niyebuxiangniwaigongdebanshengxinxue,zhesunzaisuxiaoshouliba?」

wokanzheshoulidewenjian,tongkuchusheng。

yuanlaiwaigonghemamasizhiqian,haizaiweiwozhexiang,sushideshijikongguquan,qishizaiwodeshouli。

04

yizhouhou,woruyuecanjialegaokao。

zheicidejuanzi,wohenyoubawo。

zhishimeixiangdaokaowanhouchufenshudeneiyitian,zhouanjuranzaiwaimiandengwo。

zhouanruanleyuqi:「mingqiu,wozhidaonishiweiwohao。」

tatingdunlepianke,wenroudekanxiangwo:「xiaoxueshuonibeisuzongganchujiamenle,nixianzaiyinggaimeiyoudifangquba?」

zhouanlveweiwanxialeyao,shenshangdemuzhixiangshuiweichuandaowodebijian:「mingqiu,hewohuijiaba,wohendanxinni。」

neiyishunjian,wohaoxianghuidaolediyicijianzhouanneitian。

renfanzizaimaiwozhiqian,weilefangzhiwotaopao,bawodeshuangtuidoudaduanle,woshibeizhoumamabaozhehuijiade。

pobaidemenbeituikaideshihou,zhouanzhanzaiyangguangxia,dianjiaokanxiangwo,shengyinwenrou:「ma,tamenshuonijiwodailexiaoxifuhuijia。」

「shitama?haokeai。」

zhoumamaquedandanshuodao:「bushixiaoxifu,shimeimei。」

「zhouan,yihouniyaobaohuhaomeimei。」

woqieqiedecongzhoumamahuailitanchutou,mengdehezhouandeyanjingduishang,zhouanchongwoxiao:「meimei,yihouwohuibaohuhaonide。」

wominzhechun,xinhaishiruanleyishun。

wochenmolepianke,shuo:「wanshangwohuihuijiade。」

daojiadeshihou,fancaidexiangweiyirujiwangdechuanchulai。

zhouantingdaomenxiang,nazheguochanchulaikanwo:「nihuilaile?」

我怔忡一瞬。

congxiaowojiuzaifumudezhengchaozhongzhangda,haimeidaodongshidenianji,mamajiu***ersi,wozaizhouanshenshang,zongnengtihuidaojiadeziwei。

zheiyeshizheibanianlaiwochenjinqizhongwufazibadeyuanyin。

woxiayishiluchugexiaolai:「zenmexiangqilaizuofanle?」

yiqiandoushiwoxuexileyitianzhihouwozuofan,zhouanzhixuyaodawanyouxilaichifanjiuhaole。

zhouanlianshangdexiaobutaiziran:「qingzhunidaanjieshuya。」

tamanmanzoujinwo,fuzhewoqulecanzhuomianqian:「xianchifan。」

wojihushishouchongruojingdechixiazheiyidunfan。

fanzhuoshangzhouanbaibantitie,yuqiwenrou。

wojihuyiweizhouanshixiangxinlewozheixieniandoushiweilenadaozhoumamadeyiwusuoyibuduanfudule,zhidaozhouandidaowozuibianyibeichengzhi:「mingqiu,zheishiwoteyizhade,changchangkan。」

wohaowufangbeidehexialeyinliao。

jihushishunjian,wodeyishibiandemohu,shenzhihunshenguntangdetuodiaowaitao。

mohujian,wokanjianzhouannaqishouji,duizhunlewo:「xiongdimen,jintianjidakaikaizhibo,rangdajiachangchanglikezhuangyuandeziwei。」

「xianglaicanjiaxianxiahuodongderenlailema?」

wobutailijiedekanzhezhouan。

直到门铃响了。

zhouanshuodao:「sumingqiu,qukaimen。」

wotinghuadezhuanshenchaomenwaizouqu,lianzijishenshangdeyifuzaoyijingbujiandoubuqingchu。

yidakaimen,suxuekanhaoxisidelouzheyipengbaihehua:「jiejie,zhunichenglegaokaozhuangyuan。」

wohelejialeliaodechengzhi,yishizaoyijinghuanghu,zhizhidaobennengdejieguobaihehua。

jianzhuang,suxuecongmenkourangkai,luchuletashenhoudeshijigenanren,suxuelianshangluchuguiyidexiaolai:「jiejie,zheixiedoushilaijiniqingzhugaokaochenggongde,nihaibudaidajiajinqu?」

wodetoutongyulie,bennengdexiangyaotaozou。

yanqiandenanrenmenquezhuazhewoshuaijinlemenli,yuguanerru。

jidudetongkuzhong,wotingjiannanrenmendeshengyin。

「sumingqiudeziweishibucuoa,guaibudezhouannengshuilebanianni。」

「zanmenyeshijielezhouandeguang,nengshuigaokaozhuangyuanle。」

「真浪啊。」

zhidaowohuifuyishi,zuowandeyiqierangworuzaoleiji。

keshizhouanhesuxuezaoyijingxiaoshi,zhiliuwoyigerenzaifangjianli。

zaicibeibeipandetongku,rangwojihushisheng。

wonannandao:「sumingqiu,nizhensha。」

「nizhenshitianxiadiyihaodedashazi。」

tongkujian,renhenrongyilianxiangdaohenduoshiqing。

biruzhouanfademeiyitiaovlogdebiaoti。

「pei***fududediyinian,gaokaoqianrangtahuaiyunle,dajiacaicaitajinniankaodezenmeyang?」

「jinniannvyougaokaoqianyouhuaiyunle,disancifuduyubeiyi。」

...

「gaokaofududedibanian,zheinvrenwodouwannile。」

beizhebeizhe,wojiukule。

wohenzijisha,juranzaicixiangxinlezhouan。

keshikuguozhihou,wogenghenzhouanhesuxue,huilewo。

wonaqidianhua,dajileluyuezhou。

「luyuezhou,woxiangquguowainianshu。」

dianhuaneitoudeluyuezhoumeiyouyiwai:「wobangnishenqinghaole。」

guadiaodianhua,wojiannandejizijichuanhaoyifu,zijiquleyiyuanguahao。

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