guanludianfeng，wonengtoutinglingdaoxinsheng！miaohuilebaizhedongxiaoruideyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。wanhuaxiaoxiaoshengqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi。
2003nianxinniangangguo。
早上八点二十五分。
wenwuxian，liandouxiangzhengfu。
baizheyibianqizhedanche，yibiantaochushoujikankanshijian。
“kuaidiankuaidian，yaochidaole。”
baizhebuduansuisuinian，jiaoxiayidiandoubugantingxie，bazixingcheqidefeikuai。
tajinniansanshi，zaizhenshangyeganleqinian。
keshiqiniandeguangyinzhuanshunjishi，baizhedezhiwujinjincongyimingganshitishengdaolekeyuan，congcijiugenkuaituixiudelaodayeyiyang，zaiyemeiyouqianjinyibu。
shuoqilaiyeshiyimingyouxianlicaizhengkaizhidezhengshigong，biaomianshangguangxianliangli，keshijishangliangemotuochedoumaibuqi，meitianhaidedengzhezixingchecongjialilaizhenzhengfushangban，gezhongxinsuanbutiyeba。
“yao！baiganshikuaidiana，yaodianmingle。”
zhitingyizhentutusheng，kezhangdongxiaoruijiuqizhetadedatabanconghoumiannianleshanglai。shuohuajianjiuchaoguolebaizhe，zhijiechaozhetingchepengchongqu。
henbuqiao，weiyidekongweibeitazhanlequ，chepengxiamanmandangdang。
baizheduizhedongxiaoruituchuyikoutuomo。
ruguobushizhengshangqibujiexiaqididengche，baizhenengzuoxialaimatasantiansanyedoubudaizhongyangde。
biekantazhengtianhuadezhuanggenyaojingside，chuletaneiaorandeshuangfenghaisuanyourenwai，zhenggerenconglidaowaidoutouzheyiguyaoyanqizhi。
tingqilaixiangshuoleyijubingju，danzheibingbuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshitazheirenshifenjiansuankebo。
“呸！不要脸的。”
baizhesuibianzhaolegeweizhibachetingxia，yibianxiangzijikendingshishangbeizimeiganshahaoshi，zheibeizicaihuibeishangtianchengfa，caibeifendaotadekeshi，yibianjiakuailejiaobu。
“噹，噹，噹……”
baizhechuangjinhuiyishi，jiaoluolidedabaizhongzhenghaokaishiqiaoxiang。
“baizhea，dengleershilizixingche，keshileidebuqinga，a？”
zhangzhenzhangzaojiuzuozailezuoweishang，kandaobaizheqichuanyuyudeyangzi，jiurenbuzhudiaokanleyiju。
suiranmingzhishibeichaoxiao，danbaizheyoubuganshuobiede，zhinengganxiaoliangshengdao：“zheibushixiangzheduoduanlianduanlianshentima。”
“nidouzheimezhidaoduanlian，rangwomenzheixiequlexifudelaolianwangnagea？”
“哈哈哈哈……”
zheihuayichu，yinlaizhongrenyizhenhongtangdaxiao。
zhiyaozaizhenzhengfushangbanderensheibuzhidao，baizhesanshisuilehaiweiquqi，zheidaoshenmeshihoudoushiyigehenhaodediaoweiji。
baizheganxiaozhezhaolegejiujindekongweizuolexialai。
zheiqinian，tazheilaoguanggundemingtoubuzhibeichaoxiaoleduoshaoci，danmeicidoushiyibaizhedechenmojieshu，tazaojiuxiguanle，busuangeqiushi。
cishizhaozhenzhangzhanleqilai，qingleqingsangzi，jielebaizhedewei：“wanxiaokaichabuduole，douyansudian，womenxianzaikaishidianmingba。”
shuowan，duizhangzhenzhangdiantoushiyi，yushitazhanqishennazhemingdankaishiyiyidianming。
zhenggeliandouzhenzhengfudayuan，suanshangzaibianhewaibaorenyuan，zonggongyouyibaiwushiren，youyudichuzhangheshiheshenghuilingzhoushidejiaojiedian，suoyidoushiyigedingyigekeng，gongzuocongzaodaowan，gandouganbuwan。
dengzhangzhenzhangdianwanming，zhaozhenzhangzhanqishenkaishifayan。
“jintianjiedaoshangjitongzhi，shizhaoshangjudezhangweimintongzhiyaolaiwomenzhenzuoshidikaocha，qinggekeshiwubiyaozuohaotiqianzhunbeigongzuo，bawomenmeilideliandouzhenzhanxianzaishichaxiaozumianqian，weiliandouzhendefazhanchuangzaogengduoyouyuetiaojian，xiamianqingfuzeguotuziyuandezhangzhenzhanganpaijutigongzuo……”
zhaozhenzhangdehuagangyishuowan，likeyinqizhongrentaolun。
“tingshuozheicishiliyouyidalifazhanliandouzhendezhaoshangyinzi，zhunbeizaizanzheijianshegongyequni。”
“zheikeshigehaoshi，nengdailaibushaohaochuni。”
……
baizhelandehetamenguanxinzheige，zijideshihaiganbuwanni，zheiyihouhuizenmeyang，sheiyeshuobuzhun。
“dongzhuren，nimenguotuziyuankezheicidanzihenzhong，guodaoyidongdechencunshizhongzhongzhizhong，yidingyaohenzhualuoshifengongmingxi，tiqianbakaochaluxianguihuahao，gegebumendouyaoquanlipeihedongzhurendegongzuo，wubishunliwanchengzheicirenwu。”
dongxiaoruilanyangyangdezhanqishen，suikoushuoleju：“zhidaola。”
zhangzhenzhangwunaidikankanzijidexiaoxianghao，zhinengduitadeqingmanshushiwudu。
“呼哧……”
buzhishisheibiebuzhuxiaoleyisheng，dongxiaoruihuitoukanleyiyan，quebamuguangzaibaizhedelianshanghenhenwanleyiyan，yiniumanyaozuolexiaqu。
“wo……”baizhebeiwugutangqiang，pingshenmeshipenzidouwangzijitoushangkoua？
zuoyouyikan，gengshirangjiandaoderenwuliantouxiaoqilai。
真是造孽啊……
baizhewulidiwangyibeishangyikao，xindao：huimieba，ganjinde……
……
bangexiaoshihou，guotuziyuanbangongshi。
ganggangkaiwanhuihuidaobangongshi，baizheshenzizhengxiangaizheyizi，jiutingdaoledongxiaoruideshengyin。
“baizhe，youjuminjubao，guodaopangbiancaishichangkoudelajizhanduimanle，yihuiniqugebidayuanjiaoshanghuanweigongren，xiannibantianzhineidaitamenbalajiqingliganjing。”
dongxiaoruiqihuhudeyanshen，rangbaizhemingbai，zheicitayoupaobudiaole。
“dongzhuren，qinglilajizhishininyigedianhuadeshi，haifeiderangwoquxianchangma？zaishuowohaiyoushangbaihudenongtiandengjibiaoxuyaozuoni，ninnengbunenghuangeren？”
baizheqiuraodikanxiangdongxiaorui，xiaolihelaowangdouganjinditoumangqilezijideshiqing。
sheiliaodaobushuohaihao，yishuodongxiaoruidehuoqigengda，zhijiezhanqilaidashengdao：“rangniganshenmejiuganshenme，nalaineimeduofeihua？dengjibiaoshenmeshihoudounengzuo，woshuohuabuhaoshileshima？”
mianduiyilianchuanfanwen，baizhequantouwolewoyouganjinsongkai。
“好，我这就去。”
baizhetikaiyizi，shuoleyishengzhuanshennaqigongwenbaochaomenwaizouqu。
linchumenshi，dongxiaoruiyoujiaodai：“jintianbixubalajiqingliganjing，buxingzhongwubiehuilaichifanle，jiuzailubianmaidianchide，zhongwuwohuiquqinzijiancha。”
meidengtashuowan，baizhejiuyijingzouchulebangongshidexiaoyuan。
“buyaoliandenvren，yaobushigenfuzhenzhangyouyitui，sheilitasheijiushisunzi。cui！”
baizhexinlimazhe，zhongzhongdituchuyikoutuomo。
huanweisuojiuzaizhenzhengfuxiangxiwubaimidedayuan，hexiaofangduizhianxunchaduizaiyigedayuan，baizheqishangzixingchezhuanyanjiudaoledayuan。
tataochunuojiya7650kanleyiyan，xianzaishizaoshangjiudianershi，gongrenmengujihaizaichizaofan。
meiyoubiedebanfa，zhinengdeng。
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