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dijiuzhangnipeidangzhangbeima？
“妈，不要。”
wangxiheshale，zheihuichurenmingde，jimanglazhu。
yeshengtianxinzhongtanlekouqi，yuqijiandingdedao：“ma，wozheicihuilaijiubuzoule，yiqianwobaohudeshiguojiaheyiwanbaixing，zheiciwozhibaohunimen。”
“pei，sheiyaonibaohu，nikanwomenguerguamuhaoqifushibushi！”
lilantonghongzheshuangyan，yongcaidaozhizheyeshengtian，choumadao：“nizheigechusheng，**，daishangninverjiwogun，nibawomenyijiahuohaichengzheiyang，youhuanninverlaihuohaiwomenshibushi？”
xixibeihedekuqilai，biezhezuikelianbabadeshuo：“laolao，buyaoganxixizou。”
“ma，niganshenme，biehehuhaizi。”
wangxishengqideduoguocaidao：“nibiedangzhexixidemianshuozheixie，wobuhuiganyeshengtianzou，xixixuyaobaba。”
“laotianyea，wozheishishangbeizizaoleshenmeniea。”
lilanyi**zuozaidishang，paizheshuangtui，yishengzhangku。
“yeshengtian，niyaohaishigeren，jiudaininvergunba，biezailaihuohaiwomenyijiazile。wonverbeinihaichengzheiyang，wolaogongbeininverhaisi，nimenfunvhuilewomenjia，nihaiyaohuiwonveryibeizima？”
yeshengtianweiweizhoumei，tacongyuemudehualimian，tingchuleyixiebuyiyangdedongxi。
“xier，zenmehuishi？”
wangxitongkudedao：“ma，woqiunibiedangzhehaizidemianhushuo，wobashiweilejiuxixicaichuchehuoshenwangde。”
岳父出车祸死了？
为了救兮兮？
yeshengtianmeitoujincu，tameixiangdaojialihuifashengzheimedadebiangu。
danbianguzaizenmeda，tazheijinianrangrenanzhongzhichiwangjiafazhan，buyinggairucihansuancaishi。
“什么时候？”
yeshengtianxintou，yidoudaqi。
“yinianqian，wobadaixixichuquwan，wobaweilebaohuxixi，beichezhuangle，meiqiangjiuguolai，sijitaopaole，zhijinmeizhaodao。”
wangxixinliyisuan，youkaishidiaoyanlei。
“该死。”
yeshengtianborandanu，lengjundedao：“ma，xier，woyidinghuizhaodaoxiongshou，shengzhiyifa。”
jiuzaizheiluanzaozaodeshike，jiazuneibiandedianhuadaleguolai。
“lilan，nimenyijiazi，limajiwogunhuilai。”
wangjialaotaitainuqichongchongdezaidianhualihouzhe。
lilanyiliandanyouzhise，buqulicaiyeshengtian，lianmangwen：“nver，zhaojianeibianzenmeyangle？shenzhuhunlideqingtienadaolema？neishizanmenjiaweiyidehuoluleya。”
wangxikuxiaozheyaotou，nanyiqichidedao：“zhaozhengyaoqiruwo，yeshengtiangandao，bawojiule，bazhaojiarendezuisile。”
yitingzheihua，lilanbaonurulei，lengbufangyierguazidazaiyeshengtianlianshang：“nabudaoqingtie，wonverjiuhuidiugongzuo，womenyijiazihexibeifengqu？nihaigandezuizhaojia，xing，nizheimeniubi，nibaqingtienalaia，nabuchulainijiuhewonverlihun！”
yeshengtianmeiyouduo，kuijiudeaileyibazhang，nachuneizhangziseqingtie，dao：“ma，zheishishenzhuhunlideqingtie，youlezheizhangqingtie，jiazuneibianjiubuhuiguaizuile。”
“nizenmehuiyoushenzhuhunlideqingtie？”
wangxichayidekanxiangyeshengtian，“gangcaizhaozhengweixiewodeshihoushuo，shenzhudeshangrenyishihehunli，gaidaomingtianle，xianzaizhiyoumingjiahezhaojiacainengnadaoqingtie，nizenmenadaode？”
明家么？
hehe，wohuizhaonimenqusuanzhang！
zhiyuzhaojia，suanshenmedongxi！
yeshengtianyanshenzhongshanguolengse，jieshidao：“gaojieshiwozhiqiandezhanyou，tajide，shuoshijinipeizui，woxiangzhenikenengyongdeshang，jiushouxiale。”
lilanqihuhudebaqingtieduoguoqukanlekan，nuhuoshaoji：“qujiazu，jilaotaitaisongqingtie。”
zhiyaonadaoqingtie，laotaitaijiubuhuibatamenmunvganchujiazule。
......
“daolelibianer，biejiwoluanshuohua，fouzewoyaonihaokan。”
lilanhenbunaifandedingzhuyeshengtian。
qipaihaohuadewangjiazhuangyuan，rangwangximunvgengxianhansuan。
“wangxi，nihaodadedanzi，nainairangniqupeizhaoershao，qiushenzhuhunlideqingtie，nijuranbazhaojiadezuile，nihaibuguixiarenzui！”
yirudating，tangjiewangyan，lvxianfanan。
duoduobirenderangwangxiguixia。
yeshengtiandingzheta，shayiliuzhuan。
zheijiushirangwangfangnvedaixixidewangyan！
罪不可恕。
lilanlianmangjieshidao：“wonveryijing......”
wangyanhaobukeqidexiuru：“ninvershenme？dangchutounanrenshengxiayezhong，rangjiazumengxiu，rujinyouweibeinainaidemingling，nihaiyoulianjieshi？”
“yigelanhuo，haiyaoshenmelian？beisheishuibushishui？”
“mingtianjiushishenzhuhunli，meinadaoqingtie，womenruhenengjinqu！nimenzheidui**munv，dengzhebeiganchujiazuba！”
yeshengtianshuangmouweimi，jiuyaoshangqian，quebeiwangxilanzhu。
wangxiyaoyadao：“wangyan，wodeshi，haiyongbuzhenilaiguan。”
qiyuwangjiarenbuleyile，wangxihaigandingzui，jianzhifanletianle。
“beiyigeqigaiyongguodelajitong，juranhaibazijidanghuishile。”
“wangxi，nihaizhenshidandabaotiana，meinadaoshenzhuhunlideqingtiehaiganhuilai？biewanglenijinainaidechengnuo，meiyouqingtie，nimenjiadefangziyeyaobeishouhui。”
tangxiongwangbiaoyinyangguaiqidedao：“wangxi，wokannishiwangledangnianhuaizheyunbeiyoujieshizhongdechangjingle。”
“说够了吗？”
yeshengtiannuhuonanren，shangqianyibu，binglengdeyanshendingzhewangbiao。
怀着孕游街示众？！
叶胜天心疼得滴血。
zheixieshi，tasihaobuzhi。
wangbiaoyuanbenhaixiangjixuxiuruwangxi，keyeshengtianneishenrendeyanshen，bataheleyitiao，rangtaxindifamao，bujinyouxieweiju。
wangxisisizhuazheyeshengtiandeshou，shengpatadongshou。
“你就是叶胜天？”
wangyandashengchaofeng：“nizhuangshenmebini，wangxihuaizheyunbeiwomenyoujieshizhongdeshihou，nizabuchulai？nijiranhuilaile，neijiuhaohaokankan，womenzenmechengfawangxizheibuyaoliandedongxi。”
“niyepaobudiao，xianghuoming，guixialai，xuegoujiao，bawodexietianganjing，jiuraonimenliangtiaojianming。”
“ninver，wohuihaohaopeiyangqilai，jianglaichengweijiaojihua，yesuanshijiwowangjiazuogongxianle。”
wangjiarengenbenmeibawangximunvdangchengyijiaren，shuodehuafeichangcier。
lilanbeibideshuangyanfahong，xianghuzaimuji，yaoyaqiechidedao：“wangjianengyoujintian，baifenzhibashishiwolaogongdegonglao，xianzaiwolaogongsile，nimendoulaiqifuwomenguerguamushima？jintiannimengandongwonveryixia，wojiusizaizheili。”
咚。
就在这时。
yiweiyinfalaotaitaizhuzhelongtouguaizhangchulai，fuguibiren，rutonglaofoyeyiban，beirenqianhuhouyongzhe。
“xiangsijiusi，meirenlanzhe。”
wanglaotaitaiyichuxian，dunshimeiyourenganshuohuale，lilanyebugansapo。
tamanyouyoudezuoxia，longtouguaizhangyouwangdishangyichu，manyouyoudedao：“meinadaoshenzhuhunlideqingtie，yeganhuilai，wangxi，nikezhizui？guixia！”
yeshengtianhuzhuwangxi，dandandao：“gui？nipeima？”
jingganzheiyanggenlaotaitaishuohua！
wangjiarenyonglianmindemuguangkanzheyeshengtian。
wanglaotaitaishaqitengtengdekanxiangyeshengtian：“nijiushiwangxitoudeneiyenanren？haodadedanzi，huaiwowangjiashengyu，haigansongshangmenlai。buzhisihuodedongxi，jintianjiurangnisiwuzangshenzhidi。”
yeshengtianbanmiqiyanjing，yanededao：
“weirenmu，nimouduoerzidechanye，qiruerziyishuang，zheigezhangbei，nipeidangma？”
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