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gonglvesannianshibai，laoniangbuganlezheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshilishenghejingxiamujie，gonglvesannianshibai，laoniangbuganlegushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang，neirongqingjiejidushushi。zhuyaojiangdeshinijuranbuaiwo。“haode，henvshi，neiwomenmashangbangnintingdiaozheizhangka。”“ng。”wohuida，“duile，……

精彩章节

gonglvexiamujiesannian，woduitajinxinjinli，youqiubiying，

shenzhisheqilexitongdaiwohuixianshishijiedejihui——zhiweitasuoshuode“jia”。biyedangtian，

wokanzhetashoupengxianhua，wanrenzhumuxiangwozoulai，queshizhizhizouguowo，jiangxianhuadijilewoshenhoudexiaohua。

“tangchen，jiandaonihouwocaimingbaishenmeshiwodeyiqie。niyuanyijiwoyigejihuima？”tayanlichire，

tajiaoxiu，zhiyouwobeiduizhe，mianduizhouweirendefengci。xiamujieaxiamujie。wotingzhexitongdeyijujujingbao，

xinbeilengshuijiaolegetou。“suzhu，womenhaiyouyicijihui，shifouhaiyaozaigonglvesannian？”gonglve？sannian？

qunidegonglve，laoniangbuganle！1“wojiushuoneigehejingshizaitianxiaqianbei，nimenhaibuxin？”“jiushi，

hemourendexingzinayourenzaoshoudelea？”weiguanderenqizuibashe，jijizhazhagemeiwan。“suzhu，

”binglengdejixieyindaduanlesizhoudezayin，“nijiubugaiweitafangqineigehuijiadejihuia！”shima？

wokuxiaozhenannandao：“kenengbeiguishangshenleba。”kuangqie，wozaixianshizhong，naeryoujiaa。

“haishitangxiaohuahexiamujiekanzheshunyan。”woshenhulekouqi，jiangmojingbiezaiyilingshang，zhuanshenmianxiangneiliangren。

youzheimeduoweiguan“guanzhong”，wohaiteyiweitahuandeniuziqun，zheikebunenglangfeile。kanneiliangrenzhengqingyinongnong，

woyibaqiangguoxiamujieshoushangdehuashu。999duobaimeigui，wodeqiantadaoshiyongdeshuxin。“hejing，niganma，

”xiamujieqishenlianmangdangzaitangchenshenqian，“wozhidao，nizhiqianduiwohenhao，danshineidouguoqule。

”tayanshenshanduo，“wozhibanidangpengyou。”“hejingtongxue，wozhidaonihenxihuanxiatongxue，

danshiganqingdeshishimeiyouxianlaihoudaode。”wokanzheneiduozaixiuxianfuhoudebaixidelian，renbuzhuxiangtu。

“suzhu，zheibalingguoniderenhaizheimexiaozhang！”womeiyoulixitong，zhishiningshizheneishuangshuxideduoshandeyanjing。

“xiamujie，nizhidao，nihudeshisheima。”womeiyouchajuezijideshengyinzaizhandou，

danwozhidaowomeiyoudedaozijixiangyaodedaan。“......wozhidao，danneibushitadecuo，

ta......”“hao。”wodaduanta。buzhidaohuadianbazheimeiguidecijianwanmei。meiguisaleyidi，

womeikanxiamujiehuzhetadexiaonvyoudeyangzi，dawanzhuanshenjiulikailezheishifeizhidi。zhenshuang。2“suzhu，

neige，haiyaogonglvema？”“biele，”wowangzhetianhuaban，“guolejitianle？”“santianle，ninkugoulema？

”“......”womengdiqishen，zheisantiandeleishui，yeshiweizijifuchudezhenxinmaidanle。“zouba，

santian，taneizhangyinxingkahaimeitingni。”wokanzhejingziliqiaocuideziji，xinliyichou，

shangcizheimeqiaocuihaishi.......“zenmelesuzhu？”“meishi。”wojiandanxishuwanbi，

beizhekuabaojiuchumenle。sannian，wowangzhechechuangwaifeichiguodefengjingandao，renyouyoujigesannianni。xiamujie，

nijuranbuaiwo。“haode，henvshi，neiwomenmashangbangnintingdiaozheizhangka。”“ng。”wohuida，“duile，

batadeliushuifajizhukashoujizhanghaoshang。”“haode，qingshaodeng。”jutaiweixiaozhe，

shoushangmeicaozuoduojiujiujiangzhukadihuijiwo，“ninshouhao。”“suzhu......”“haole，

”wozhangshuyikouqi，“womenqufuliyuanba。”“suzhu.......”“xitong，

”woguadiaoganggangdajinlaidedianhua，“wobuxiangtingdaoguanyuxiamujiederenheyigezi。”gangtingjiudalaile，

xiamujieniyeshizhenyoubenshi。wodaoshixiangkankan，meiyouzheizhangka，tangchenheninengyiqishenghuoduojiu。

3“he**nilaila，”wangyuanzhangxiaomimidilaiyingjiewo，“haizimencaishuohaojiudoumeijiannileni。

”“shima？”wofangxiabaobao，suishoujiangtoufawanqi，“jintianshijianchongyukeyihaohaopeineijigehunhaierwan。

”“tamenbabudeni！”wangyuanzhangxiaodehebulongzui，“neiganghao，woquchufangbangbangmang。”“renshoubugou？

”wozhoumei，“shiqiandewenti？”“aiyou，naeryou，tiantianluanxiang。”wangyuanzhangtuizhewowangli，

“nijiubiecaoxinle。”xingba，wohuiguoshen——zheili，shiwohexiamujiexiangshidedifang。

dangnianshiwozizhuzheigefuliyuandediernian，kenengyuanshijieshiguerdeyuanyin，jihumeizhouwodouhuilaizheieryitang。

pengqiaoneitianwuhoutaiyangzhengcan，pengqiaoneitianwoqukaidedamen，pengqiaoneitiantachuandebait，

pengqiaotashiwodegonglveduixiang。wowangledangshiweishenmewohuiqukaimen，yewangletadiyijuhuashuodeshenme。

wozhizhidaoneitiantadechenshanweiweijinshi，toufasanguang，fuzhemenkuangchongwobuhaoyisidixiao。

renzenmehuiyouzheimehaokandeweixiao。wodexinmomingjiulouleyipai，zhici，zhiyaoyoutawodexinjiuhuijiasutiaodong。

kexi，xianzaibule。“hejing！nizenmecailaia！”yigexiaotuanzichaowopidianpidiandipaolai。zuihaibuxiezhe，

“woyiweinibulaileni。”“zenmehui，”wojiangtabaoqi，“zenmele，yanyangegeqifunila？

”wokanzhetabantianjibuchuyidianyanlei，shuo：“kubuchulaijiubiekule。”“neiwoyeshibeiqifule！

”tabatoumaizaiwojiantoushuo。“bietingtadehejing！mingmingshitabawomenzhemodemeigerenyang！buxinniwenwenwen！

”xiaonanhaizhazhelianggecaihongsedexiaobian，toufashangsazhebuzhidaocongnaerzhaodaodeshanfen。“aiyou，

womenyanzongyeshidabanshangle。”“hejingnizaishuo！”“meidameixiao！”“helaoshi。

”womiaodaoxiaonvhaierchezhewodeyijiao。“xingle，”woxiangganyazisidetuizhetamen，“womenjinjiaoshixiliao。

”“hejing，womenxinlailegelaoshi，nande。”nande？“womendainiqua！

”nanhaierxiangxiangdaoshenmehaofangfayiban，yibalazhuwowangshenchuzou。“dengyixia，yanzong，

”buzhidaoxiaohaiernaerlaideliqi，ladewoganbushang。“xu，”wenwenshiyiwodunxia，

“helaoshiyaoanjinge，womentinglilaoshidekedoushiananjingjingde。

”“neizenmehewodaizaiyiqijiu......”wohaimeishuowanjiubeipangbiandewangyandengleyiyan。renbuda，

guijuhaibushao。jiaoshidegeyinxiaoguohenhao，yinyinyueyuetingdejiannanshengqingshuangdeshengyin。wopashangmenchuang，

zhunbeikankanzheigeqiangwohaizide“touxindadao”。zhi——wodelaotiannai！sheimeiguanjinmen！

haimeidengjiaoshizhiyouyinzhenluodideshengyin，wojiuxianziwojieshaoleyifan。taitou，jiuduishangleshensuideshuangyan，

wenrunershanggan。“nihao，hejing，”neirenjiangshoudiyuwomianqian，“wojiaolisheng。”“shenshuideshen？

”“shengshengbuxidesheng。”e，haizhendejiandanhaoji。ganjuedaoduimiandedaliang，

lishengqingxiaodao：“shengao186，tizhong140，22suiwubuliangshihao。buzhidaonengbunengyingpina？

”wodemuguangzheimechirema？wogangaxiaoxiao，guzuozhengjingkesoudao：“dangran，nishidaxueshengba，nagedaxue？

”lishengweixiaozhe。manmanxiang**jin，jiangshenzifuxiangwo，dishengdao：“nishuoni？xuejie。”4woxianghoutuizhe，

zhijuedehuxibuchang，lianyuerjingdouyaotangshu。meichuxia，hejing。“shima，hahaha。

neixuedinihenshihea。”“zhendema？”nanshengdichendehuayufangfojiuzaierbian，

“neiweishenmexuejierenbuchuwo？”ha？“haibukanwo。”beidangshirendianchulai，wozhihaokuadaoyipang，

jiazhuangbuzaiyishuo：“neige，neiwomenjiusuantongshiguanxileha。buyaodongshoudongjiao。

”“womeiyou.......”nidoukuaitiewoshenshangle！ge！huiyihaizhenbushigehaodongxi。

lishengzhanlegehaoweizhi，guangganghaodazaitacelian。“nixiangxinwo。”yiyangdechangjing，yiyangdehua，

yiyangdeyifu，zhishibuyiyangderen。“nixiangxinwo，hejing，wohuijinihaoshenghuode！

”xiamujiejiuzaiwuhoujilewoyigetabukenengshixiandechengnuo。erwozheigeshazixinle。“hejing？

”dengwoyishidaozijizaikushi，wangyanhewenwendoukanjianle。haolangbei。wojiangtamensaidaolishengshouli，

diuxiayiju“nixiankanzhetamen”jiuzoule。meiyouzhuyidaolishengdelianse。“xitong，wohaoleia。

”“buleibuleidesuzhu。nikanwomenhaiyouhaoduoqiandoumeihuani！zanmenqumaimaimai！”“ng。

”wohuluanmoganyanlei，qishendahan，“zou！jixiaoyanzitamenmaiyifuqu！”xiamujie，

dangniannimeiqianjiaosushefei，jizaichuzuwulishi，nishuoniyaozijimaifanghewoyiqibuzhi。

dangniannihewoyuehaoyiqizizhufuliyuan，yiqikanhai，yiqibiye。dangniannishuonixintengwobeiqifu，

nishuo：“laopo，nixiacizhijiwokan，wobangnichutou！”dangnianwozaixiao，nizaiku。nibaodewohenjin，

zaiwojiantouchouqi，zaiguaiweishenmemeiyouzaodianyudaowo。dangniandeyueyehenliang，

nizhanzhanweiweidiwenwokebukeyiyibeizihenizaiyiqi。dangnianyuesehenmei，dishangshuikengmanshiyinbai，

womenliangrenlianshangdehongyunzhiyoubicikandejian。xiamujie，nishouduangaoming，niyingle。zheisannian，suanwode。

xiamujie，nizhendemeiyouxin。5“ei，zheibushiwomenheda**ma？zenmejintianyigerenmaidongxia？

”wopiantou，kandaotangchenguzuojingyadikanzhewo。“guannipshi。”“hejing！

”tangchenchongguolaiyibadaluowofangzaiyijiashangdeshou，“nizhuangshenme？zenme，gaozhonghaimeizhangjixinga？

”womeikantaneiniuqudelian，taduiwo，wufeishijidu。womeikongdalita。“hejing！”“tangchen！

niyoumaobinga？”wosidingzheta——zheigezaiwoxinliyijingsileqianwancide“ren”，“rangkai！

”“wojiushiburang，ninawozenyang？”kantashuangshoulanwo，woyemeifa。shenjingbing。wogangraokai，

jiujiantatangzaidishang。shenjing。“hejing！nizaiganshenme！”xiamujiemanlianyuanhen，

fangfowozuoleshenmetiandadecuoshi。taxiaoxindifuqitangchen，yanshensidingzhewo，henbudesixiawoyikuairoulai，

ruyitonglengshuicongtoujiaoxia。“tangchen，nimeishiba。”xiamujieqingshengxunwenzhe。dedaonvyoukendingdehuida，

tacaiyibabawozhuaidaoyibian。“nibawokatingle？”tingtazheixiangshenfanrenyibandeyuqi，worenbuzhuxiangxiao。

“nide？”wotiaomeishuo，“xiamujie，wodeqianshenmeshihoushinidele？

”“bushinishuo.......”jiantajinzhang，wodaduanshuo：“woshuodeshinihe‘wo’delianaijijin。

meiyouwo，niyonggegui。”“nibiezheiyang，”tazhouzhoumei，“woyijingbuxihuannile，

huozhedangshiqishidoubusuanxihuan。nizheiyangwoyebuhuixihuanshangnide。”nigeshenjingbing，nimensuosi。

“zaishuole，nibudoushizizhujixueshengma？jiwohetangchenshiyiyangde。

”jianduimianyilianchoukuyouyilianlisuodangrandeyangzi，wolengxiaozhedoulandejieshi。“yinweixuejieshizizhujixuesheng，

bushichusheng。”shuodetaijuele。wohexiamujiehuitoujiukandaolishengxiangwomenzoulai。e，shixiangwozoulai。

“xuejienizoudehaokuai，wodouzhuibushang。”lishengxiaozhelanguowo，“zenmexiaxuezhangyezai，ehaiyoutangxuejie。

”kantajiaorouzaozuogentamendazhaohudeyangzi，wodexinqingyegenzhehaoqilai。“hejing！

”yishengdahoudaduanlelisheng。xiamujiekandaotangchenchayideshenqing，caiyishidaozijiganleshenme，jiangdileyinliang，

“zheiweishi？”“woma？neinidejiaowocaixing，”lishengjieguotadehua。“wozaiwenhejing！

”tameiyouyishidaotadeyuqiyouduoji。wopaipailishengdeshou，shiyitasongkai。“xiamujie，

jiusuantashiwodeshei，”woshenxiyikouqi，“yegennimeiguanxile。”kantalengzaiyuandi，woyemeili，

lazhulishengxiangwaizouqu。“biewanglenidexiaonvyou，xiamujie。”6“xuejie，nihaoshuai。”“xiexie。

”wokankanwomenwozhudeshuangshou，xiayishisongkai。haimeidengwozhengtuo，lishengjiuxiangqian，jinjinhuiwo。haore。

“neige，lixuedia，”“xuejie，”lishengdaduanwoshuo，“zheisuanwobangnijieweidejiangli。

”“......”zhenglejicidoumeizhengtuo，kanzaitaqueshibangdaomangdefenshangwoyesuoxingrangtaqianzhele。

“xuejie，qishi.......”“bieshuo，”wohuitouwangzheta，

“nihairenwozheigexuejiejiubieshuobugaishuode。”duimianlenglehaoyihuier，xiaozheshuo：“bushi，xuejie，

woshixiangshuo，qishiganggangneigeshangchangwobaochangle。”wokanzhetaneitanchengdexiaolian，xiangdaoganggangshuodehua，

lianbujinyire。woganggangyiweishenme？youmeiyoudifengjiwozuan。“wa，xuejielianhaohong，”taguyishuodedasheng，

waitouduishangwodeshuangyan，“xuejieyiweishishenme？”“ninini，”woyibatuikaita，

“nineierzheimeduoqianbaochang！”“nicai。”kantahuifuleanquanjuliwocaisonglekouqi，

genxiaodeyiqihaizhenshitixindiaodan。“buxiangzhidao，niganmajiwobaochang。”budui，zheigewenti。siwangwenti。

wokanzhelisheng，qiqiushangtianbuyaogaowo。lishengkanzhemianqiandenvhaieryilianjinzhangdeyangzi，xinliyouxieluomo。

“hainide。”“shenme？”“meishenme，jixiamujiedianyanseqiaoqiao！zaokanbuguantale！

”dangnianweixiamujieqiqiushangtianzheimejiudoumeiyong，zheicidaohaishichengle。“zouba。

”lishengganjuezijideshoubeilajinlexie，huishenjiukandaonvhaiercanlandixiaozhelazhetaxiangqianpao。

“neibunenglangfeile！deduomaidian！”hedangnian，jihuyimoyiyang。7lishengdiyicijianhejing，

haishitazizhuzijideshihou。tazhendezizhulehaoduoxuesheng，zijizaihoupaidoupaibushanghao。danshitayouhaoyaoyan，

mingmingkanshangqujihuhezijichabuduoda，tahaoxiangshenglaijiushihezaitaishang。“woxiangxin，

meigerendoushiyoujihuiquxuanzezijidemingyunde。yexunimenyiqiannengxuanzedehenshao。danmeiguanxi，youwoni。

”tadeshengyinbingbuwenrou，zhongxingyoupianxiangyidiandichen，henhaoting，chuanguorenqun，daodalishengerli。

lishengyizhijide，tashuodezuihouyijuhua——xiangxinxiangxindeliliang。tashuodeshihouhenyansudanquebusiban，

haoxiangjiugentazheigerenyiyang。danzailishengyanli，tagengxiangfeng，fengpingdengduidaimeigeren，danzongyourenzaichufengkou。

kexi，tabuzaichufengkou。tahaoxianggengxihuanxiaohaizi，fenmingzijiyedoushigehaizi。

suoyilishengmeiyoujihuijidaoqianpaihetahudongguo。diyici，shitakandaotademengxiangdan。

zheishitadiyicijiantaxiao，tashuo：“bucuoa，kaidagongsilekebiewanglewo。

”lishengbuzhidaozijilianhongmeiyou，huoxumeiyou，burantaweishenmekanbudao。danyouhuoxuyou，

buranweishenmezijiliantangdeheren。dierci，shitawuyijinruleyijiafuliyuan。zheishilishengdiercijiantaxiao。

lishengjuedezheijiushishangtiandeanpai。qishitazaojiumeiyoujieshoutadezizhule，

pingtazijiyijingkeyiwanchengdangniandemengxiangle。

tianzhidaodangshizaikaixuedianlishangkandaotafayanshilishengyouduoxiangchongshangqu，

suoyizaineifuliyuankandaoneishuxideshenyingshi，tajinqule。zaiyuanzhangdedailingxia，

lishengkandaoletafazineixinde，wenroude，zhenzhengdexiao。yangguangzhenghao，weifengchuanguo，

tazhazhesuiyidecemahuabian，shenchuanzheheisesuihuazhangqun，sumianchaotian，renyouyangguangdazaizijilianjia。

buzhidaozaihexiaohaiermenwanshenmeyouxi，gegelianshangdoushixiaoxixide。yeshizheiyici，

jiyilide“heqianbei”“hexuejie”zaiyigexiaohaidehanshengzhongchengle“hejing”。

lishenghenkuaijiuzhangwoletalaifuliyuandeguilv。kantajihaizimenbiaoyan，douhaizimenxiao，jihaizimenchangge。

beixianqilejiutingtahuiyiju“neinilai，yanzong。”kantagaoguai，kantazhengjing，

kantayibuyibucong“heqianbei”bianchengle“hejing”。disanci，shitaweiyiyiciquexi。dengtaxiangkaojintashi，

fuliyuanxinlaileyigenande。lishengkantadedisancixiao，bushiduizhezijide，ershiduizheneigenandede。

shijiaoxiude，aimude，xinxide，sajiaode，buzhengjingdexiao。lishengzaikandaotamenshi，

turanyishidaozijihaoxiangyigetoukuidelaoshu，jianbudaoguang。tazaiyemeiyouquguofuliyuan。disici，

shitadekuxiao。“lisheng，nikanxiaowangmei，neigeshenmexuejiebeishuaile！”“eieiei，lisheng！niganmaqu。

”lishengguandiaoxiaowangdeshipin，tabuzhidaozijitingdaoleshenme，

tazhishikandaoxuejiedekuxiaojiuxiangxinbeidaotonglebantong。taxiangjianta。“huihuaa，lisheng！”“qufuliyuan！

”8“lisheng！”“a？zenmele？”wokantayilianhunbushoushedeyangzimeianhaoxindishuo：“za？

zaixianganlianduixianga？”haimeidengwodaquwan，tajiudaxiaoqilai，xiaodechuanbuguolaiqi。bushiba，fengle？

“bushi，wokaiwanxiao，nibiesia，”woyibianshuoyibianjitapaibeishunqi，“meishiba？”“meishi，

”tahaojiucaihuifu，xiaodao，“wozhishifaxian，xuejie，wohaoxihuannia。”wolegelaotiannai，

yaobuyaozheimegaowo。kenengganjuedaowodejiangying，taqishen，bandunzhehewopingshi，

yiziyijudishuo：“zhen、de。xuejiewozhendehaoxihuannia。”wokanzhetarenzhendemoyang，zheimeshuaidelian，

feishuozheimeshangganqingdehua。xitong，wokeyihuangonglveduixiangshima。woanzihuhanzhexitong。“dangranlesuzhu。

suzhuxianggandeshi，benxitonghuijinlimanzude。”woyaojiebang，wobuxianggonglvele。wokendingdiduitashuo。

“bushi，bushi，zhendema？keshinijiujianbudaowolewasuzhu。”tingzhetalvexianfukuadeyuqi，

woxiaozhehuifu，neiniyizhidaizheba，danwobubangding，bugonglve。“keyidesuzhu！”“buhaoyisia，

litongxue，wo......”“xuejie，buyao。”lishengdaduanwodehua，“wohuidengde，xuejie。

wozuishanzhangdejiushidengle。”jiantazheifumoyang，woyezhihaodiantou。bieduiwotaihao，lisheng。

“womenquguangguangshudianba！zhenghaojiwenwentamenmaijibentushu。”“duiduidui！litongxue，haishinikaolvzhoudao。

”jianqifenmanmanhuifu，lishengcaizhenjingxialai。haihaoyoufuliyuan。qishiwogenbenmeibanfaxuanshu。

lishengyizhizaikanwo，tashibushijuedezijiyanshidehenhao？jiuming，litongxue，

nidemuguangzhendeyoudianguoyuchirele！biedingzhewole，wobushitangsengrou，niyebushibaigujinga。

9“xiaxuezhang？”“xiaxuezhang？”zhidaotangchenhanledisansheng，xiamujiecaihuiguoshenlai，

kandaomianqianderenmanliankunhuo，tacaiganmangshangqianlazhutangchendeshoushuo：“zenmele，achen？

”“niganggangzaiganshenme？wohannilesanbian！”kandaozijidenvyouchicu，

xiamujiexinliyouxiehuanxi：“dangranzaixiangnila，hainengganma？”“youzuihuashe。

”tangchenganshoudaocengdaolianjiadetoufa，meihaoqidipiantoushuo。xiamujiexixiaozhehetadanao，liansequefaqing，

tahaoburongyicaihonghuitangchen，zhunbeihuijiaxiuxi。neihejingbuhuizhendebawodekatingleba？

takanzheshoujilidezhanghu，bianzoubianxiang。“buhaoyisi，xiansheng，nibunengjinqu。

”kandaolanzaizijishenqiandebaoan，xiamujiexinlidebuangengjiamingxian：“woshihuzhu。”“xiaxiansheng，

”baoanweixiaozheshuo，“jintianhenvshiyijinglaitongzhiguole，tayijingbudasuanjiangfangzizujinile。buhaoyisi，

ninqinghuiba。”“bushi！”xiamujieyilianjingkongdidahan，“zheishiwodefangzi！youbushitade，

pingshenmeburangwohuiqu！”jiancirenbuting，zhunbeiyingchuangguoqu，baoanxiangduijiangjilishuoleliangsheng，

xiangqianlanyaozuzhita。“xiaxianshengzhenshizhujiule，douwangle，zheifangzishizaihe**mingxiade。”tinglezheihua，

xiamujielengzaiyuandi，buzaixiangqian。queshi，shitadangniankandaotazhuzaineigedixiashidechuzuwu，yuxinburen，