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小说简介

youyidianpashengdazaode《guailewangyedemao，haiguailewangyederen》shiyibukourenxinxiandegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaoxuetuanzhaoyanchenlijingmonanhetiaozhan，fenqifankangxieeshilibingxunzhaozhenxiang。xiaoshuoyiqidiedangqifudeqingjiehelingrenjingtandeshijuexiaoguoerxiyinleguangdaduzhedeguanzhu。xiaoxinyiyiditianletianlitazuijinneizhizaizaixishudetaimao。neizitai，huotuotuoyigeganggangxideguizi、zhengchenjinzaichuweiren，maofuxiyuezhongdexinjinnaiba！shijianning……。

精彩章节

tashizhaoyanchen，wangfudexiansanwangye，zishenmaonu。woqujietajiaxuetuanjiwojiamianhuatangpeizhong，

xinshidandanbaozhengzhijieyitian。jieguodiertianqingzao，yuanlidemaowobianzhanzheliansetieqingdeta。

xuetuanzhengdunzaigangchushengdexiaomaozaihemianhuatangpangbian，yiliancifuxiang。wonaoziyichou：「wangye，

nijiamaozhennenggan，yaobuyaofenniliangzhi？」shuowancaifanyingguolai：buduia！zheicaiyiwanshang，haizidoushengle？！

1woshishentuantuan，wodieshizhenguodajiangjunshenzhongshan，tingqilaiweifenglinlinba？kexi，

tashenglewozheimegebuxiaonv。wobishengzuidadezhixiang，bushidangshenmejinguoyingxiong，

ershi——danggefukediguo、maogoushuangquandezhongjichanshiguan！cishicike，

wozhengzhanzaiquanjingchengzuiqinggui、yezui“xian”defudi——jingwangfudedamenkou。huailibaozhewojiaxinganbaobei，

yizhipengsongdexiangduochaodahaomianhuatangdebaisezhangmaomao，mingzi？jiujiaomianhuatang！tazaiwobeiwanlicengaceng，

fachugululudeyinqingsheng，huposededayanjingshuiwangwangdikanzhewo。「guaie，tangtang，」

wocengcengtadexiaobijian，「weileniweilaidexiaozaizai，niangqinhuochuqula！」jintiandemubiao，

shiwangfulineiweichuanshuozhongshuaiderenshengongfen、queyelansandeqianwugurenhouwulaizhedewangye，zhaoyanchen。

jushuotayeshigezishenmaonu，yangleyizhijiao“xuetuan”deyinjiancenggongmao，xuetonggaogui，pinxiangwanmei，

jianzhishimaozhongpanan。wojiamianhuatangzuijin**qi，zhengtianmiaomiaojiaodewoxindousuile，silaixiangqu，

zhiyouxuetuancaipeideshangwojiaxiaogongzhu！shenxiyikouqi，woxiongjiujiuqiangang，

qishishixinxudeyaomingdigenzhewangfuguanjiawanglizou。wangfuzhenda，yezhenanjing，huamufushu，tingtailouge，

touzhegujurenqianlideqingleng。guanjiayeyemianwubiaoqing，zouludoumeishenger，

hedewoganjinbaojinlehuailidemianhuatang。「wangye，shenjiangjunfude**daole。」

guanjiazaiyichulinshuidechangxuanwaitingxia，shengyinpingbandexiangniangongwen。changxuanli，

yigechuanzheyuebaisechangfudenanzizhengxieyizairuantashang。yangguangtouguodiaohuachuanglingluozaitashenshang，

goulechujiqihaokandecelianxiantiao，biliangtingzhi，xiahexianganjingliluo。

tashouli……juranzaimantiaosilidibozheyidieshuilinglingdejuzi！neigujiefenming、xiuzhangbaixideshouzhi，

zhanzhedianjupidezhishui，zaiyangguangxiajianzhizaifaguang！tashenbian，yizhitixingjiaojian、maoseyinhuiruluoxuedemaomi，

zhengyonglandiquanzaitatuibian，bilvdeyanmoubanmizhe，weibajianeryouyidameiyidadiqinghuang。

zheijiushizhaoyanchenhetadexuetuan！wodexintiaoshunjianlouleyipai，yibanshibeineizhanglianhuangde，

yibanshibeineizhimaogoude。「ke！」woganjinqingqingsangzi，jichuzuitianzuiwugudexiaorong，「wangyewanfu！

xiaonvshentuantuan，maomeidaraola！」wobaozhemianhuatangshangqianjibu，nulirangzijixianderenchuwuhai，

「neige……tingshuoninjiaxuetuangongzi……pinmaoshuangquan，neige……wojiamianhuatang，ninqiao，duopiaoliangduowenshun，

jiuxiang……jiuxiang……jiexuetuangongziyitian，jiuyitian！」woshenchushizhi，xinshidandandiqiangdiao，「peigezhong！

baozhengwanbiguizhao！ebu，wanmaoguizhao！」zhaoyanchenzhongyutaiqileyan。tianye！neishuangyanjing！qingqinglinglingde，

xiangjinzaihantanlidemoyu，meishenmeqingxudisaoguolai，luozaiwolianshang，youluozaiwohuailidemianhuatangshenshang。

mianhuatangsihuganyingdaoleshenme，turancongwohuailitanchutou，chaozhexuetuandefangxiang，

ruanruandi、jiaodididi「miao~」leyisheng。xuetuanneibanmidelvyanjingshudizhengdale，zhigougoudikanxiangmianhuatang，

weibajianeryebuhuangle。zhaoyanchendeshixianzailiangzhimaozhijianzhuanlegelaihui，youluohuiwolianshang。

tamanyouyoudinianqiyibanjuzifangjinzijizuili，dongzuoyouyaderangrenyayangyang。

kongqianjingdezhishengxiatajujiaojuzidexiweishengxiang，haiyouwodongdongdongdexintiaosheng。wanlewanle，yaobeijujuele！

wojiuzhidao！zheizhonggaolengwangyezuinangaole！jiuzaiwojuewangdizhunbeibaoqimianhuatangzhanlvexingchetuishi，

taneimeishenmeqifudeshengyinxiangleqilai：「yitian？」「duiduidui！jiuyitian！」woxiaojizhuomisidediantou，

yanjingliangdenengdangdenglong，「mingtianzheigeshihou，baozhengbaxuetuangongziquanxuquanweidijininsonghuilai！

wonawodiedehuzifashi！」tasihujiqingdigoulexiachunjiao，kuaidexiangshiwodecuojue。「guanjia，」takaikou，

「daishen**he……mianhuatang，quxuetuandeyuanzi。」tayoukanxiangxuetuan，「xuetuan，quba。」「miaowu！」

xuetuanxiangdeleshengzhi，qingyingditiaoxiaruanta，maizhejinchidemaobu，jibujiucengdaolewojiaobian，

yangtoukanzhemianhuatang，lvyanjinglishanzheguang。chengle！wojianzhixiangyuandibengqilai！「duoxiewangye！

wangyeninzhenshidahaoren！xuetuangongziyechaobang！」woxiaodejianyabujianyan，ganjinbamianhuatangfangxia。

liangzhimaocoudaoyiqi，huxiangxiulexiu，mianhuatanghaiyongxiaonaodaicenglecengxuetuandexiaba。「jizhu，yitian。」

zhaoyanchendeshengyinconghoumianpiaolai，daizhedianbuyichajuede……jinggao？「fangxinfangxin！jueduiyitian！」

wopaizhexiongfubaozheng，ganjingenzheguanjia，xiangpengzhezuzongpaiweiyiyang，

baxuetuanzheizhi“zhongmao”xiaoxinyiyidiqinghuilejiangjunfu。yilushang，

naoziliyijingkaishihuanxiangmianhuatangshengxiayiwomaorongrongxiaozaizidemeihaohuamianle。2diertian，tiangangmengmengliang，

wojiubeiyizhenjiqikangfen、jiqinaiqide「miwumiwu」shengchaoxingle。「wu……sheia……」

wofanzaodibatoumaijinzhentouli。mianhuatangwanshangbudoushishuizaiwochuangbianderuandianshangma？

jintianzenmepaodaoyuanziliqule？haijiaodezheime……qiguai？nei「miwumiwu」deshengyinqieerbushe，

xiangwushugenxiaozhuazinaozhewodeshenjing。woyigejilingzuoqilai，naozihaimengzhe，

talazhexiezijiuchongxiangleyuanzilineigeteyijimianhuatangbuzhidehaohuamaowo。

qingchenweiliangdekongqidaizhelushuideweidao。worouzheyanjing，mimihuhudizoujinmaowo……ranhou，

woxiangbeileipizhongyiyang，jiangzaileyuandi。maowoli，wojiamianhuatangzhengcetangzhe，

shenbian……jizhehaojizhirudongdexiaomaotuan！**nende，yanjinghaimeizhengkai，xiangmeizhangmaodexiaohaozi，

zhengbizheyanshijingwangmianhuatanghuailigong，fachugangcaichaoxingwode「miwu」sheng。ermianhuatang，

yilianpibeiyoumanzudemuxingguanghui，zhengwenrouditianshizhetamen。zhei……zheibuduia！zuotiancaibaxuetuanjiehuilai，

jiusuanlikeneisha，yebukenengjintianjiushengzaia！zheibufuhemaoshengguilv！wonaozichedidangji，yipiankongbai。

jiuzaizheishi，yigebinglengdenengdongsirendeshengyin，zaiwoqianfangxiangqi，

daizheyaoyaqiechidehanyi：「shen、tuan、tuan！」womengditaitou，xinzangchadiancongsangziyanlitiaochulai！

maowobianshang，zhanzheliansetieqing、fangfogangcongbingjiaolilaochulaidezhaoyanchen！tachuanzhemosedejinpao，

chendeneizhangjunliangengshihanqisiyi，neishuangpiaoliangdeyanjingli，cikeyunniangzhenengxianfanwudingdefengbao。

tasisididingzhemaowo。shunzhetademuguangkanqu——wodelaotianea！jiuzaimianhuatangheneiqunxiaozaizipangbian，

xuetuanzhengduanduanzhengzhengdidunzhe！yinhuisedemaozaichenguangxiashanshanfaliang。tabuxiangmianhuatangneiyangpibei，

fanerjingshendousou，bilvdeyanjinglishanshuozheyizhong……yizhongnanyiyanyudeciaihezerengan？taweiweiwaizhetou，

zhuanzhudikanzheneiwoxiaozaizi，shenzhishenchufensedeshetou，

xiaoxinyiyiditianletianlitazuijinneizhizaizaixishudetaimao。neizitai，

huotuotuoyigeganggangxideguizi、zhengchenjinzaichuweiren，maofuxiyuezhongdexinjinnaiba！shijianninggule。

kongqilizhishengxiaxiaomaozaimenweiruode「miwu」sheng。wodedanaozaijinglileduanzandeyuzhoudabaozhahou，

zhongyujiannandizhongqi，bingshunjianliqinglezheikepadeluojilian：xuetuanhemianhuatang……genbenbushizuotiancairenshide！

wojiamianhuatangzheigexinjixiaolvcha，zaojiubeizhewo，buzhidaoyongshenmefangfatoutouliuchuqu，

barenjiagaoguilengyandexuetuangongziji……shuile！erqiezhutaianjie，lianzaidoushengchulaile！zuotianwopaoqujiemao，

genbenjiushisongyangruhukou，huozhesongmaorumaokou？！erzhaoyanchendaqingzaopaoguolai，

xianranshixiangkankanzijiabei“jiezou”deaimao，

jieguo……jiukandaolezheizuyirangrenhechanshiguanxinjigengsaide“jingxi”xianchang！

judadehuangmiuganhe“wojiabaicai，maogonglerenjiafeicuiyubaicai，mao”dexinxuganshunjianyanmeilewo。

zaizhaoyanchenneibingdaosidemuguangxia，wonaoziyichou，

zuibawanquanbushoukongzhidituluchuyiju：「wang……wangye……ninjiaxuetuan……zhen……zhennenggana！」

**xiaozhe，shituhuanjiezheiyaomingdeganga，shenzhihaiguishishenchadijialeyiju，

「neige……yaobuyao……fenninliangzhi？」huayingangluo，wozijidouxiangchouzijiyigedazuibazi！

wozaishuoshenmea！fenliangzhi？fenshenmefen！zheishizangwu！shimianhuatang“toumao”detiezheng！

erqie……zheicaiyiwanshang，haizidoushengyiwole！zheihuashuochulai，wozijidoubuxin！guoran，zhaoyanchendelian，

yirouyankejiandesudu，youheichenlesanfen。tazhoushensanfadehanqi，

rangzheichuxiadeqingchenshunjianbianchengleshujiuhandong。takandoumeikanwo，

muguangsisisuozaineiyiwoxiaomaoheneizhi“cifu”xuetuanshenshang，bochunminchengyitiaobinglengdezhixian，

xiahebengdejinjinde。「he。」tacongyafenglijichuyigedanyinjie，neishengyinlengdenengdiaobingzha。

wanlewanlewanle！wodiedehuziyejiubulewole！xiayimiao，zhaoyanchendongle。tadabushangqian，fushen，

dongzuokuairushandian，yibajiujianghaichenjinzai“tianlunzhile”zhongdexuetuanlaoleqilai，jinjinbaozaihuaili。「miaoao？

」xuetuanbeitazheituruqilaidedongzuoheleyitiao，mangrandijiaoleyisheng，

sizhizhuazizaikongzhongtulaodihualaleyixia，lvyanjingbujiedikanzhezijiazhuren。「mianhuatang！」

woxintengdipuguoqu，xianghuzhuwojiagangshengchanwandegongchen。「biepeng。」zhaoyanchendeshengyinlengdexiangcuilebing，

tabaozhezhengzhadexuetuan，muguangsaoguomaowolineiyidui**nendexiaozaizi，「tamen，」tadunledun，

meiyigezidouxiangshicongbingkulonglizaochulaide，「dou、shi、wo、de。」qingtianpili！「a？！」

wochedishayanle，「bu……bushi……wangye，zhei……zheihaodaishimianhuatangxinxinkukushengde……」

「xinxinkuku？」talengxiaoyisheng，neiyanshenruilidexiangnengpoukaiwodexiaoxinsi，「beizhebenwang，

touzouxuetuandeshihou，zenmemeijiannixiangdao‘xinxinkuku’？」「wo……womeiyou！wobuzhidaoa！」

wojidekuaikule，shouzhijiaozheyijiao，shengyindaizhekuqiang，

「wozhendebuzhidaomianhuatangshenmeshihou……wuwu……wangyeninxingxinghao，

zhishao……zhishaoliuyizhijimianhuatangzuobanhaobuhao？jiuyizhi！zuixiaozuiruodeneizhiyexing！」

woyanbabadikanzheta，shituyongzuikelianxixideyanshendadongzheizuobingshan。zhaoyanchenbaozhexuetuan，

jugaolinxiadikanzhewo。yangguangluozaitalianshang，yequbusanneifenlengying。tabochunweiqi，

tuchudehuabigangcaigengleng，gengjue：「buhao。」zhandingjietie，haowuzhuanyuanyudi。「pingshenme！」

woweiqudeyanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan。「jiuping，」tabaozhexuetuan，zhuanshenjiuzou，

zhidiuxiayigebinglengdebeiyingheyijugengbinglengdehua，「nijiademao，meijingguobenwangtongyi，

jiushuilebenwangdexuetuan。zhei，shidaijia。」wodailizaiyuandi，kanzhetaneihaobuliuqingdebeiyingxiaoshizaiyuanmenkou，

huailibaozhexuetuan，yedaizoulewo，hemianhuatangweilaidesuoyouxiaoxiwang。qingchendefengchuiguolai，liangsousoude。

mianhuatangsihuyeganjuedaole“haiermen”beiqiangzoudeweiji，xuruodi「miaowu」leyisheng，zhengzhazhexiangzhanqilai。

woditoukankankongdangdang，chulemianhuatangdemaowo，zaikankanzijikongluoluodeshou，

yigujudadeweiquhe“laipi”dechongdongmengdichongshangtouding！「wu……」wobiebiezui，

yanleizhongyudakedakedidiaoxialai。buxing！bunengjiuzheimesuanle！mianhuatangdewa，bixuqianghuilai！zhaoyanchen，

nijiwodengzhe！3wo，shentuantuan，jiangjunfudeqianjin，

jiuzheime……kangzhewojiagangshengchanwan、shenxinjupidegongchenmianhuatang，baofukuankuandi……shaxianglejingwangfu。

wangfudemenfangkandaowo，yijiwohuailinianniandemao，haiyouwoshenhouxiaoyahuanbaozhedejudabaofujuan，

yanzhuzichadiandengchulai。「shen……shen**？」guanjiawenxunganlai，

neizhangwannianmeishenmebiaoqingdelianshangyechuxianleyisiliehen。woxixibizi，

bakuhongdeyanjingnulizhengdegengdagengwugu：「guanjiabobo！wangyeni？woyaojianwangye！」budengtahuida，

wojiubaozhemaowanglichong，「wojiamianhuatanglilehaizichibuxiashuibuzhe，zaizheiyangxiaquyaodeyiyuzhengde！

wangyebunengzheimehenxina！haodai……haodairangwozhaoguxiaomaodaoduannaiba？burantamenduokeliana！

wuwuwu……mianhuatang，nikankanni，doushoule……」woyibianzouyibianhao，shengyinbudabuxiao，

ganghaonengchuanbianbangehuilang。huailidemianhuatangshishidipeihewo，fachujishengxuruoyouweiqude「miwu」。

guanjiayilian「wotainanle」debiaoqing，xianglanyoubuganyinglan，zhinenggenzaiwoshenhou：「shen**，

wangyeta……zaishufang……」「shufangshiba？xiexieguanjiabobo！」wolikediaozhuanfangxiang，

mubiaomingquedichongxiangshufang。shufangdemenxuyanzhe。wohaobukeqidiyibatuikai！「wangye！」wobaozhemao，

xiangyikexiaopaodanyiyangchonglejinqu。zhaoyanchenzhengzuozaishuanhou，tibixiezheshenme。

xuetuanjiupazaitajiaobianderuandianshang，tingdaodongjing，jingjueditaiqitou。kandaowohuailidemianhuatang，

xuetuandelvyanjingmingxianliangleyixia，houlonglifachu「huluhulu」deshengyin，

xiangzhanqilaiyoubeizhaoyanchenyigeyanshenzhizhile。zhaoyanchenfangxiabi，taiqitou。neizhangjunlianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，

danyanshenmingmingbaibaixiezhe「nizenmeyoulaile」yiji「zhenshiyinhunbusan」。「wangye！」

wojibuchongdaoshuanqian，bahuailidemianhuatangwangtamianqiandezitanmuzhuoshangyifang——dangran，dongzuoshiqingroude。

「ninkan！mianhuatangxianghaizixiangdedoubuxingle！chabusifanbuxiang，maodoumeiguangzele！ninrenxinma？

xiaomaozaineimexiao，meiniangzhaoguduokeliana！wuwuwu……qiuqiuninlewangye，jiurangwozaifushangzhaogutamenba！

dengxiaomaomanyuele，nengdulile，wobaozhenglikedaizhemianhuatangzou！jueduibuduodaiyikezhong！」

wopilipalayidunshuchu，yanleiwangwangdikanzheta，shouzhihaiwuyishidijiuzhetakuandadexiukouqingqinghuangzhe，

shengyinruandenengdichushui：「haobuhaoma，wangye？qiuqiuninle……jiuyixiaoduanshijian……wohuihenguaide，

jueduibuchaonin……」zhaoyanchendemuguang，congwoxuanranyuqidelian，yidaoxiukoubeiwojiuzhudeneiyixiaokuaibuliao，

zaiyidaozhuoshangniantoudanaodemianhuatangshenshang。tademeitoujibukechadiculeyixia，bochunmindegengjin。

kongqizaicixianruneizhongshuxide、lingrenzhixideanjing。xuetuanzaipangbian「miao」leyisheng，xiangshizaibangqiang。xujiu，

jiudaowoyiweitayouyaotuchuneigebinglengde「buhao」zishi，tazhongyukailejinkou，shengyinyijiumeishenmewendu，

dansihu……meineimedongrenle？「……xixiang，zuipianneijian。」tashouhuibeiwojiuzhudexiuzi，zhongxinnaqibi，

muguangluohuishuanshang，buzaikanwo，「haiyou，andunhaonidemao。biechao。」chengle！suiranshizuipiandexixiangfang！

danwoyinglediyibu！「duoxiewangye！wangyeninzhenshitiandixiazuihaozuihaoderen！」woshunjianpotiweixiao，

shengyintiandenenghousiren，baoqimianhuatangjiuwangwaichong，「guanjiabobo！xixiangzuipianneijian！kuaidailu！」shenhou，

sihuchuanlaiyishengjiqingjiqingde、xiangshiwunaidetanxi。guanjiadezuijiao，haoxiangyechouchuleyixia？guantani！

ben**chenggongdarudirenneibule！mianhuatangdewa，nianglaijiunimenle！4zhujinjingwangfudediyitian，

wojiukaishilehonghonglieliede“wangfugaizao，tianluanjihua”。

shouyaorenwu：sihouhaowojiadedagongchenmianhuatangheneiqunaoaodaibudexiaozuzong。chufang？bixuzhengyong！

「wangdachu！」woxizhebuzhidaocongnalifanchulaidexiaoweiqun，bazaiwangfukuanchangmingliangdebuxianghuadechufangmenkou，