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”tingzhi……fansheng……linwanqingzhanzaiyuandi，ganjuequanshendeliqidoubeichoukongle。zhouweidemuguangxiangdaoziyiyang。

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kanzhekongkongruyedediannaopingmu。wanle……shenmedouwanle……（4）jietoushouru，

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mazheijitianweilewodeshicaoxinduolehaoduobaifa，jintianlatachulaisansanxin……linmupaipainverdeshoubei，

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tanzhutingxiachengcaideshou，haoqididaliang。lurentingxiajiaobu，jiaotoujieer。linmuqidehunshenfadou。

linmu：wangcuihua！nihushuobadaoshenme！suxiaoxiaoshishishangqian，qingqinglazhuwangcuihuadegebo。

shengyinroudenengdichushuilai。suxiaoxiao：ayi，