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duanpianyanqingticaixiaoshuo《guimishiwodeepopo？》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyiyangmeimeisonglewangcuihuaweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：zuilihaidunangzhe：“buxingle，zaikanxiaquwodouyaozheshoule……lele，mingtianzhoumo，womenchuquchidunhaode，xi……

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diyizhang：machulaidechuanyue“li！jiwoli！like！mashang！zheidoubuliliuzheguonianma？

zheinvzhushiyoushenmeshounveqingxiangma？！”yangmeimeipantuizuozaishafashang，

huailibaozheyigejudadehuluobuxingzhuangbaozhen，qidelianjiagugu，duizhedianshipingmuzhishouhuajiao，

henbudezijinengzuanjindianshili，yaoxingneigebeizhananheepopoqifudezhihuidiaoyanleidenvzhu。

“haiyouzheigepopo！”pangbiandesonglegengshiyifentianying，tashouliniezheyibaoshupian，kacakacaniedefensui，

fangfoneishijuzhongepopodenaodai，“zijiyeshicongxifuaoguolaide，cuomoqierxilaibizhananhaihen！

zheibianjunaoziliguandeshitaipingyangma？nengbunenglaidianzhengchangdeluoji？zheiqingjiegouxuededounengjiaodile！

”dianshili，zhengbofangzheshixiazui“huo”dejiatinglunligouxueju《xingfuxuanwo》。

nvzhulinxiaowanshigedianxingderuanbaozi，zhangfuchenshijiezisinuoruohaimabao，popowangcuihua（suiranmingzitu，

danjuzhongshedingshigebaoyangdeyi、kebodiaozuandefujiataitai）gengshiba“epopo”sangezikezailenaomenshang，

richangcaozuojiushitiaoci、ruma、waijiasongyongerziqifulaopo。cike，

qingjiezhengjinxingdao**：popowangcuihuayinweinvzhuzuofanyanfangduolelingdianyike，

zhengzhizhebizimata“baijia”、“meiyong”，erzhananzhangfuchenshijiezaiyipangshibuguanjidiwanshouji，

ouerhaifuheliangju“mashuodedui”。yangmeimeihesongle，

zuoweishouguoxiandaigaodengjiaoyu、xinfeng“buhunbuyubaopingan”dedulinvxing，kandeshihuomaosanzhang，qiqiaoshengyan。

“lajibianju！weilechongtuerchongtu，baguanzhongdangshazima？”yangmeimeinuhou。“jiushi！

xianshishenghuoyijinggounanle，kangejuhaiyaobeiweishi！zheibianjuzuihaobierangwoyudao，buranjianyicimayici！

”songlefuhe，shoulideshupiandaizichedixisheng。liangrenniyiyanwoyiyu，congbianjumadaodaoyan，

congzhananmadaoepopo，qingxuzhijidong，cuocizhijilie，

zuyirangrenheluguoderenyiweitamenzaigaoshenmexiejiaozuzhouyishi。zhongyu，madaokouganshezao，sangzimaoyan，

liangrenleitanzaishafashang。yangmeimeiyouqiwulidinaqiyaokongqi，zhunbeiguandiaozhei“jingshenwuranyuan”，

zuilihaidunangzhe：“buxingle，zaikanxiaquwodouyaozheshoule……lele，mingtianzhoumo，womenchuquchidunhaode，

xixiyanjing……”songlehanhudiyingleyisheng，liangrenjiuzaizheiduigouxueqingjiedewujintucaozhong，chenchenshuiqu。

……tou，xiangshibeiyiwanzhiyangtuocaiguoyiyangteng。

yangmeimeishibeiyizhenjianliyoukeyinaniezheqiangdiaodenvshengchaoxingde。“jidianlehaibuqi？

womenchenjiashiqulegezuzonghuilaima？linxiaowan！

nishibushiyaodengwozheigedangpopodebazaofanduandaonichuangbiansihouni？”zheishengyin……youdianershu？

danyoutouzheyigumoshengdejiaorouzaozuo。yangmeimeijiannandizhengkaiyan，

rumushimoshengdehuanjing——shehuadeshuijingdiaodeng，oushidiaohuadachuang，shenxiashichuganjihaodezhensichuangdan，

dankongqilimimanzheyizhongbinglengde、haowurenqingweidexiangshuiwei。

zheibushitaneiduimanwanou、wenxin（qieluan）dexiaowoshi！tamengdizuoqishen，ditouyikan，

shenshangchuanzhedeshizhigangaojidankuanshilaoqidezhensishuiyi。zaimomolian……zheipifuchugan，

zheitoufazhangdu……doubushitade！“wo……chuanyuele？”yigehuangmiudeniantouchuangrunaohai。

meidengtaliqingsixu，woshimenbei“peng”diyishengtuikai。

erzuixinkuantaozhuang、zhuangrongjingzhi、kanqilaidingduosishichutou（danyuanjushedingshiwushiduosuibaoyangdehao）denvren，

baozheshoubeizhanzaimenkou，yanshenlidexianqihekebojihuyaohuaweishizhi。

zheizhanglian……yangmeimeitongkongdizhen——zheitemebushi《xingfuxuanwo》lineigeepopowangcuihuama？！

suirankanqilaibidianshilinianqingbushao，danneiguzidiaozuanjingeryimoyiyang！“kanshenmekan？haibukuaiqilai！

shijieyihuierjiuxiabanle，nixiangrangtahuilailiankourefandouchibushangma？”‘wangcuihua’liumeidaoshu，

shengyinbagao。jiuzaizheishi，yangmeimeinaozili“ding”yisheng，

yigebinglengwubodedianziyinxiangqi：【jiancedaoqianglieyinianbodong，linghunbangdingchenggong。suzhu：yangmeimei。

】【bangdingshenfen：linxiaowan，《xingfuxuanwo》nvzhu。

】【zhuxianrenwu：zouwan《xingfuxuanwo》quanbuqingjiexian，

tiyannvzhucongrenrufuzhongdaozuizhonghejiedewanzhengxinlulicheng。renwuwancheng，jikefanhuixianshishijie。

】【jinggao：renheshitupianliqingjie、ooc（jiaosebanyanshiwu）dexingwei，

doujiangshiyanzhongchengdushoudaodianjichengfa。qingjieyanzhongzhe，jiangbeiyongjiumosha。

】【xitongyouqingtishi：qingjiediyijieduan，

qingchenbeipopozemabuganhaikou’、‘zhunbeizaocanbeitiaoti’、‘weizhangfuzhunbeituoxiegongwenbao’dengjichurenwu。

zhunintiyanyukuai！】yangmeimei：“？？？”yukuai？！yukuainigedatouguia！

tajuranchuanchenglezuowantahelelemadezuixiongdekuqingnvzhulinxiaowan？！

haiyaozouwanneibiequdaosideqingjiecainenghuijia？！bujiumalebianjujijuma？zhiyuzheimedajibaofuma？！

yucitongshi，zhanzaimenkou，

zhengzhunbeianzhao“naohaizhongdejuben”jixushuchuepopotaicidewangcuihua——yejiushisongle，

tadenaoziyechadianbeituruqilaidedianziyinzhameng。【jiancedaoqianglieyinianbodong，linghunbangdingchenggong。

suzhu：songle。】【bangdingshenfen：wangcuihua，《xingfuxuanwo》edupopo。

】【zhuxianrenwu：zouwan《xingfuxuanwo》quanbuqingjiexian，wanmeiyanyiepopoduinvzhudequanfangweicuomo，

tuidongqingjiefazhan。renwuwancheng，jikefanhuixianshishijie。

】【jinggao：renheshitupianliqingjie、ooc（jiaosebanyanshiwu）dexingwei，

doujiangshiyanzhongchengdushoudaodianjichengfa。qingjieyanzhongzhe，jiangbeiyongjiumosha。

】【xitongyouqingtishi：qingjiediyijieduan，

qingwancheng‘qingchenzemaerxiqichuangwan’、‘tiaotizaocanxiandan’、‘anshierxiwusuochu’dengjichurenwu。

zhunintiyanyukuai！】songle：“！！！”taditoukanlekanzijibaoyangdeyi、daizheshuodafeicuijiezhideshou，

molemoshenshangjiazhibufeidetaozhuang，ganshouzhetoushangpanfadeyisibugou……ta，songle，xinshidaidulinvxing，

juranchuanchengletashenetongjuedeepopowangcuihua？！haiyaotaqucuomo“erxi”？kaishenmeguojiwanxiao！

nei“erxi”keshi……dengdeng，linxiaowanshimeimeichuandema？liangrendemuguangzaikongqizhongzaicixiangyu。

yangmeimei（neixinpaoxiao）：zheipopoyanshenzenmezheimefuza？jingkong？mangran？

haiyouyisishuxide……shengwukelian？npcyouzheimeshengdongdebiaoqingma？

songle（neixinbengkui）：zheixifu……kanwodeyanshenzenmebuxianghaipa，gengxiangshizaikanyigeshazi？

erqiezheizuozi，zheimengbizhongdaizheyisijieaobuxundeqizhi……zenmeneimexiangwojiameimei？

xitonglengbingbingdicuiming：【jinggao！suzhuwangcuihua，qinglijizhixing‘cuicuerxiqichuangbingzhizeqilanduo’qingjie！

daojishi3，2……】songleyigejiling，qiushengyurangtashunjianxijingfuti，

nulihuiyizhejuzhongepopodeqiangdiao，zhizheyangmeimei：“ni……nihaibuqilai！lengzheganshenme？

xiangesiwoerzima？！”zhishizheishengyin，yinweineixindezhengzha，tingqilaiyoudianselineiren。【jinggao！

suzhulinxiaowan，weizhixing‘jinghuangqichuangbingditourencuo’qingjie！dianjichengfayici！】“a！

”yiguxiweidanzuyirangrentoupifamadedianliushunjiancuanguoyangmeimeidesizhi，tatengdezhijiecongchuangshangdanleqilai。

“woqi！wozheijiuqi！”haohanbuchiyanqiankui，yangmeimeiganjindixiatou，mofangzhejuzhongnvzhudenuoruoyangzi，

shengyinxiruowenying，“dui……duibuqi，ma，

womashangjiuquzhunbeizaocan……”xinliyijingbalajibianjuhepoxitongmaleyiwanbian。

songlekanzheguimi（yisi）neifudaomeiyang，zuijiaochouchuleyixia，yingzhetoupianzhaojubenhengleyisheng，

niuzheyaozoule，zhishiguanmendeshengyinbijubenliyaoqiudeqinglebushao。

dierzhang：bailanshizouqingjieyushuxide“weidao”jiexialaidejitian，

yangmeimeihesonglejiuzaizheizhong“biaomiananjubenzou，xinlimabianxitongquanjia”deguiyizhuangtaixia，

kaishiletamende“jiaosebanyan”shengya。meitianzaoshang，

songle（wangcuihua）douyaozhunshichuxianzaiyangmeimei（linxiaowan）woshimenkou，jinxing“qingchenjiaoxingfuwu”，

taiciwufeishi“lan”、“meiyong”、“bupeidangwochenjiaxifu”。

eryangmeimeizeyaobiaoyan“jinghuangshicuo”、“weiweinuonuo”。danshijicaozuoqilai，xiaoguodadazhekou。

songlemarenxiangshizaibeikewen，haowuganqing，shenzhiyoushihouhaihuiwangci，xuyaoxitongzaipangbiantici。

yangmeimeide“haipa”gengshiliuyubiaomian，ditourencuoshi，yanshenliquanshibunaifanhe“ganjinde，yanwanshougong”。

zaocanshijiangengshidaxingbailanxianchang。jubenyaoqiu：wangcuihuatiaotilinxiaowanzuodezhoutaixi/taichou/taixian/taidan，

然后摔筷子。

shijicaozuo：songlekanzheyangmeimeiduanshanglaide、mingxianshihunongshidebaizhou（yangmeimeixiandaizhainv，

chuyijinxianyupaomian），zhanglezhangzui，neiju“zheizhoushirenchidema”zaizuibianzhuanlesanquan，

zuihoubiancheng：“ng……haixingba。”ranhoumomonaqishaozi，xinlitucao：zheizhouqueshibutaishirenchide，

dandianjigengbushirenshoude。【jinggao！suzhuwangcuihua，ooc！weinengwanmeiyanyi‘tiaotizaocan’qingjie，

chengfaqingweidianjiyici！】songle：“……”momochengshou。

lundaoyangmeimeibeixitongjinggao【weinengbiaoxianchubeitiaotihoudeweiqu】shi，

tagancuijichuyigebikuhainankandejiaxiao，duizhesongle（wangcuihua）fangxiang“weiweiququ”dishuo：“ma，

ninbieshengqi，woxiacizhuyi。”neixinos：zhuyigepi，xiacihaizheimezhu。

zhananzhangfuchenshijiexiabanhuilai，jubenyaoqiulinxiaowanyaoyingshangqu，jieguogongwenbaohewaiyi，dishangtuoxie。

shijicaozuo：yangmeimeimomocengcengdizouguoqu，

zaichenshijie（yigeyanjifukua、ziyiweishuaiqidenpc）shenchushoudengzhejiegongwenbaoshi，

ta“buxiaoxin”batuoxiexiandileguoqu，zhenghaosaizaitashouli。ranhouzaichenshijiecuoedemuguangzhong，

you“huangrandawu”banbagongwenbaosaidaotalingyizhishouli。chenshijie：“……linxiaowannijintianzenmehuishi？

”yangmeimei（ditou，haowuchengyi）：“duibuqilaogong，shouhuale。”【jinggao！suzhulinxiaowan，

xingweipianli‘xianhuiqizi’sheding！qingweidianji！】songle（wangcuihua）zaiyipangkanzhe，chadianmeirenzhuxiaochusheng，

ganjinduanqichabeiyanshi。tafaxianzheige“erxi”deyixiexiaodongzuo，yuekanyueyanshu——birubunaifandeshihou，

youshoushizhihuiwuyishidiqiaojidatui；biruxinlitucaodeshihou，

huijiqixiweidipieyixiazuijiao；zaibiru……tatoutouguanchaguo，

zhei“linxiaowan”shuijuejuranxihuanquanchengyizhixiami，gentajiameimeiyimoyiyang！

nandao……yigedadandecaixiangzaisonglexinzhongxingcheng。tongyang，yangmeimeiyefaxianle“popo”dezhuduopozhan。

zheige“wangcuihua”marenhaowushashangli，yanshenlijingchangliuluchu“wozaiganmawohaoganga”deqingxu。youyici，

tajurankandao“wangcuihua”zaitoutouyongshouji（juzhongzheigeniandaibeijingyoudianmohu，

danjueduibugaiyouzhinengji）wanxiaoxiaole！suiranzangdehenkuai，danneishuxidejiemianheyinxiao……haiyou，

tabuxiaoxinkandao“wangcuihua”zaichufangtoutouwangtazhunbeidesanmingzhilijialetazuiaidedanhuangjiang，

erbushijubenliyaoqiude、yuanzhulinxiaowanhuizuodeguadankouwei。zheixiexijie，

douzhixiangleyigeren——tadeguimi，songle！disanzhang：naichaweimeng，guimixiangrenshitan，bixushitanyixia！

zheitian，youdaole“popodiaonanerxi”dexima。jubenshiwangcuihuaranglinxiaowanshouxitasuoyoudezhensiyiwu，

bingqiebunengyongxiyiji，yishichengfa。songle（wangcuihua）banzhelian，

bayiduiyifusaidaoyangmeimei（linxiaowan）huaili，ganbabadiniantaici：“zheixie，shouxi，xiganjingdian，

yaoshixihuaile，younihaokan！”yangmeimeibaozheneiduiyifu，kanzhesongle，turanfuzhixinling，

yongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeshengyin，

jutamenzuijinchangyiqishuaduanshipintingdaodemoxingxinaoshenqudeqianzou：“♪～”songle（wangcuihua）xiayishidi，

jihumeijingguodanao，jiujieshanglehoumiandexuanlv：“♬～”jiewantajiulengzhule，

dengdaleyanjingkanzheyangmeimei。yangmeimeiyanjingshunjianliangle，dantahaibufangxin，

youyadishengyinkuaisushuoleyijutamenzhijiandeanhao：“tianwanggaidihu！

”songletuokouerchu：“bao……baotazhenheyao！”shuowantalikewuzhuzui，yanjingdengdegengyuanle。

simuxiangdui，kongqizhongmimanzhe“yuanlaishini！”dekuangxihe“zheitemeshenmeguizaoyu！”dekuxiaobude。

“meimei？！”“lele！guoranshini！”querenlebicishenfendeneiyike，liangrenchadianjidongdibaozaiyiqi，

xinghaocancundelizhirangtamenjiqilewuchubuzaidexitongjiankong。“xu！

”songleganjinzuochuepopodexionghenbiaoqing，shengyinqueyadejidi，“zheipoxitongdingzheni！

”yangmeimeiyelikedixiatou，zhuangzuoweiqudeyangzi，yongqiyinhuida：“**！lelenizenmebianchengepopole？

！wohaiyiweijiuwoyigerendaomei！”“wohaixiangwennini！nizenmechuanchengzheishouqibaole！