zuozhe“weixiaomianduishijie”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《guanmoutianyun》,jiangshuzhujiaojinshuailizhishenbianfashengdejingcaigushi,zuozhewenbibusu,jingcaijuqingburongcuoguo!zhuyaojiangshudeshi:dananhaiyongyouyizhangyingqi*rendelian:pifuhuaruchouduan,meixiuruyuanshan,yanjingliangrulangxing、qingruhushui,biting……
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shuoshichineishikuai,honggeyaoshenyifu,duizhejinshuaijiuchongleguoqu,zuilihaixianghouzisideyayadeguaijiaozhe。jinshuaikanchulaile,tashideshihouquan,zheidaoshiyutadezhangxianghenxiangcheng。
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suiranhonggedezhaoshuhaimeiyoudadaoneigejingjie,danshi“yizhaoliangshi”huozhe“yizhaosanshi”haishiyoude。jinshuaicishiyeqilehaoqixin,yibianyuhonggeguozhao,yibianzixideguanchatadetaolu。
sanzhaoguohou,honggeshileyizhaoxianyuanzhaitao,zhibenjinshuaidexiasanluerlai。zheigezhaoshujiweiyinxian,ruguoyidanbeijizhong,jiuhuiduanzijuesun,suoyizhengpaizhirenshibukenshiyongde。
honggedezheiyizhaojiqilejinshuaidehuoqi,suizheyisheng“**”dechima,honggebeijinshuaiyijiaotidefeileqilai,yexingkuitadeshenxinglinghuo,luodizhiqianyigefangunxiequledabufenliliang,jiuzheiyangbeibuhaizhongzhongdezhuangzaiyigeshushang,tengdetahaoyizhenzidoumeiyoupaqilai。
“dianziying,dixiongmenchaojiahuoyiqiduoleta。”
wuliugegaoaipangshougeyoutesedehunhunaodeyisheng,jiuxiangbianxifaside,congshenshangchouchuleduandao,yigeaipangzijingranhainachuleqijiebian。
ruguobushihaiyaohuzheyuxiaoli,jinshuaiyexuhaihuihetamendoushangyizhenzi,kankantamendouyouxieshenmenengnai,danxianzaiyixiazishanglaizheimeduorenjiubuxingle,yankanzhezheihuorenquanshibuyaomingdejiashi,jinshuaiziranshibuhuihetamenzaikeqile。
jigehunhunyiweizhangzherenduo,zuiqimayekeyibajinshuaidapaozhenghuimianzi,tamenyezhidaokaodandadudoujueduibushirenjiadeduishou,laodahezuinengdadetietoudoudabuguorenjia,genghekuangzijizheixiexiaolouluole。
gangyizhaomianjigehunhunjiujuedaobushineimehuishile,jiahuohaimeidengdichuqu,jiuganjuebeiyigujudadeliliangqianzhizhule,shentibuyouzizhudetengkongerqi,yigejieyigedezhuangzaizhouweideshushang。
jigezhaomianxialai,qibagerenxishubeijinshuaifangdaozaidi,aiyaoaiyaodezaiyepabuqilaile,youjigerendezuijiaohaitangchulexianxue,xianranshishoulehenyanzhongdeneishang。
qishijinshuaigangcaizaidadoudeshihou,bingmeiyouyongshangquanbudegongfu,tahenqingchu,xiangzheizhonghunheidaoderen,haishijinliangbuyaozhaoreweihao,zhiyaoshibatamenzhifule,duitamenxingchengyizhongqiangdadeweisheli,yihoutamenyejiubuganzaihuzuofeiweile,zhenyaoshibatamenjidashangle,jinhoujiubengxiangyoutaipingriziguole。
kanzhejinshuaidengzheyishuangyaosharendeyanjing,yibuyibuxiangzijizoulai,honggehedegandanyulie,tazhidaojintianshiyushangyingchale,zijizheixierenquanbujiaqilaiyebushirenjiadeduishou。zaizheigedipanshanghunlezheimejiu,honggeconglaijiumeiyoupaguoshei,jintiankeshizhendehaipale。
honggecishiyimeiyouleheilaodadeweifeng,guliuyixiapaqilaiguizailedishang:“laodaraoming,laodaraoming,xiongdimenyouyanbushitaishan,maofanleni,ninjiubawomendanggepifangleba。nigangcaihuaxiadedaodaowomenquanbudaying,zheishiwuqiankuaiqian,niyaojuedebugou,womenhuiquzaijinina。”
zheiyichangdadou,jinshuaishihaofaweishang,tazixiwuyilai,haiconglaimeiyoujingguoshizhan,youshihoutayezaiyihuo,zijixuedezheitaowugongshifouguanyong,jintianchushishenshou,meixiangdaojingranyourucidadeweili。
yizhiduozaijinshuaishenhoudeyuxiaoli,cikekanxiangjinshuaidemuguangquandoushichongbai,tameixiangdaozheigenianqingshuaiqidedagege,yigerenjingrannengbahonggezheiyihuoquanbujidapaxia.xiaogunianggaoxingdeyoubengyoutiao,paizheshouxiaodao:“dagege,nizhenlihai,yigerenjiubatamenquanjidadaole,zhongyutiwomenchuleyikouqi。““wogangcaiyijingshuoguole,zheijigexiaomaozeibugouwoshoushide。”
jinshuaiduiyuxiaoliweiweiyixiao,ranhouyongyinsensendemuguangdingzhehongge,jiuxiangyizhijijiangyaoyaoduanliewuhoulongdeelang,ranghonggezheigeheishehuilaodabuyouzizhudedaleyigehanzhan。
jinshuaideyanzhongshanguoyisijiaoxia,zuijiaoluchuyisihuaihuaidexiao:“xiaoli,nikanzanmenzenmechuzhitamenni?shikanduantamenyizhishouni,haishifeidiaotamenyitiaotui。”
jigehunhunyitingkeshihehuaile,duizhexiaoliketourudaosuan:“xiaoligunainai,nijiuraolewomenba,congjinyihouwomenzaiyebuganzhaorenile,niaibaiduoshaotanjiubaiduoshao。”
xiaolihaishiyigeshanliangdenvhai,suiranpingrilibeitamenqifudehencan,youshihouyehuimatamenqiandaowanguabudehaosi,danjintiankandaotamenzheigeyangzi,xinliyeyouxieburen。
“dagege,kantamenyizhishouneideduotenga,jirantamendourencuole,jiuraoletamenba。”
“滚!”
honggeyihuorenrumengdashe,qishuashuadekeleyigetou,paqilaiqishoubajiaodetaiqiyunguoqudedatoujiupao,haimeizouduoyuan,jiutingdaobeihouyishengduanhe:“huilai!”
“laoda,ni、ni、nihaiyoushenmefenfu?”
“jiuzheimefangguonimenshibushitaibianyile?jintianwoyaojinimenligeguiju,diyi,congjinwanghoubuzhunzaiqifuzhangtuqichezhanqianmianbaitandezheixieren,tamenjiuguowodeming,wojiuyaozhaozhetamen。dier,congxianzaikaishixiaolijiushiwodemeimei,tazaizheilideanquanjiuguinimenguan,yihoumeiguojitianwojiuhuiguolaijianchayici。disan,nimenmeitianbixuyaobangtamaichuyibaikuaiqiandezhuyumi,bugoudenimenfuzebushang。”
shuodaozheili,jinshuaiyiquandazaiyikeshushang,yemeijiantazenmeyongli,neikewankoucudeshujingranbeitadadeduanchengliangjie,luchubaisensenliaoyabandeshucha。
“kandaolema,sheiganbuanzhaowoshuodequzuo,zheikeshujiushinimendeyangzi。”
jigehunhuncishinalihaiganbudaying,tamenkeshizhidao,zijidenaodaishiwulunruheyebibushangneikeshujieshi,yaoshirenulezheiweidaye,beitadashangyiquan,busiyedeshizhongshang,zheigerendewugongyijingbunengshuoshilihaile,jianzhijiushikongbu!
xiaoshulinwaimianxiangqileyizhenzhangsheng,guzhangdezhengshigangcaijiujinshuaideneijiweidashuhedama。chuansuihuachenshandelaodamazouleguolai:“xiaohuozi,nijintianzhongyutiwomenchulezheikouqi。nishibuzhidaoa,womenzheixierenzhenshibeitamenzhetengcanle,meitianzhuanyidianqiandabufendoubeitamenjiqiangzoule,zheixiazihaole,jinhoutamenzaiyebuganlaishoubaohufeile。”
jiweidashudamaqizuibashedeshuozhe,jinshuaizheicaizhidaozheibangrendelaili。
yuanlaihaizhoushichezhanhematoudebanyun,dougeyouyibangrenjibazhanzhe,zheixierenzuzhiyanmi,xiongcandouhen,jingchangweizhengdipandadashashade。
zhengsuoweidaoyiyoudao,zheixierenjiejuewentidebanfayehenjiandan,jiushiyuedinggeshijiandaojiaoqudepianpizhichuganyichang,shibaizhebadipangongshouxiangrang,yihouzaimanmandejixuliliang,dengdaozirenweibenqianzuledeshihou,zaiheduishouganyijia。
zheishicongjianguoqianjiuchuanxialaideyizhongqiguaidefengsu,sheidourenweishitianjingdiyideshiqing。ruozhetuichu,shengzheweiwang,sishangjieantianming,juebujingdongguanfu,zheidaoshihenfuheconglinfazede。
meiyourenbaoan,guanfangyeledeqingjing,youxieshiqingshangyejiuzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。zhiyaoshitamenzuodebushitaiguofen,jiushijingchayebuyuanyiqingyizhaoretamen,bijingjingchadejiarenyezhuzaizheigechengshi,sheizhidaoredaozheixieren,tamenhuibuhuigoujitiaoqiang,duitamendejiarenbuli?
honggeyuanlaishichengdongqudeyigexiaohunhun,yinweifanshipaodaowaididuolehaoduonian,buzhidaocongnalixueleyishengongfu,zhidaoquniancaihuilai。lianggeyueqianhonggelingzheyibangrenbazheigechezhanyuanlaidelaodadapao,jiuchenglezheizhouweideyiba。
zhongrenzhengzaishuohuadeshihou,honggeyilianmeixiaodezouleguolai,guiguijujudexiangjinshuaibaoquanxingli,youdiantouhayaodexiangzhouweidedashudamadalezhaohu。
“dashudamamen,wohongliangyiqianduoyoudezui,jintianlaodafenfule,jinhoudajiazhiguananxinzuoshengyijiushi,wohongliangzailaijidajiadaoluan,wojiubushiniangshengdieyangde。”
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