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《guai，nikaikoushuohuawojiuting！》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youwusuhanyajingxingousiercheng。gushizhong，xuyaoyaoqinjijinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng，zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv]，errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren，zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan，shixianlezijidemubiao。huasuiruci，sijikaidefeichangpinghuan，bijinghouzuozhuangdebushiertongzuoyi，xiaojiahuorongyikedaopengdao。yilushang，mianduisijidexunwen，xiaojiahuozhaolegejiekou，shuozi……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。

精彩章节

didoushangmaozhongxinbolimuqiangfanshezhechenguang，yaoyaozaimenkouzhuzu，diaozhengleyixiazhenzhuerding。

tajintianchuanleyitaomisexizhuangqun，yaojiandejiancaiwanmeigoulechuxianxiquxian，jiaoshangdeluosegaogenxiejiangxiaotuixiantiaoladexiuzhang，xingxiangyouyaqingxin。

“silence？”

yigezhazhemaweidenianqingnvhaixiaopaoguolai，xiongqianguazhe“shouyufanyi”degongzuopai。

【nihao，woshixuyaoyao】yaoyaokuaisuyongshoujidaxiazijidemingzi，chunjiaoweiweishangyang。

“nihao，wojiaoxiaoxun。”

xiaoxundeyanjingfaliang，“shangmaohuiqingwolaidangnindefanyi，tiana，wozhendetairongxingle！wozai《tianpinyishu》shangkanguonindezuopin，neijianzhishi.…..”

taturanyishidaozijishuodetaikuai，ganjinfangmanyusupeiheshouyu。

yaoyaobeitadereqingganran，lianshangluchuxiaorong。

diantili，xiaoxuntoutoudaliangzheshenbiandetianpindashi。xifangmeitipaidaodexuyaoyaozongshidaizhechushimaoditougongzuodeceying，ouerjizhanglingjiangzhaopianyeshilimaodeweixiao。

erxianzai，zhanzaitashenbiandezhenrenbizhaopiangengjiashengdong，cibaidejifujinhutouming，jiemaozaiyanxiatouxiayixiaopianyinying，zengtianlexiexucuiruodemeigan，rangrenbuyoudexiangqinjin。

“ninbibaodaozhongpiaoliangduole。”xiaoxuntuokouerchu，suijihonglelian，“baoqian，zheibuzhuanye……”

meirenbuxihuanbeikuapiaoliang，yaoyaoxiaowanleyan，bihuazheshouyu：【xiexie，niyeshi，erqienideshouyuhenhao。】

jiantaxinggezheimehao，xiaoxunxinlidejinzhangyeshaoshaohuanjiexie，xiaozheshuo：“wozaiteshuxuexiaogongzuolewunian，pingshizhuyaojiushijiaohaizimenshouyu。”

yuanlaishigeshouyulaoshi，yaoyaoyouxiechayi，liangrenbianliaobianzoujindatang，xiaoxunlingzhetadaodatangdengji，lingqulinshichuruzheng。

chuanzhezhifu，zuozaiqiantaidelizihankandaoyaoyao，lianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia，tazenmehuizaizheier？

dezhiyaoyaoshilaikaihuide，bangtabanlishouxudeguochengzhong，daliangletajiyan，tagenzhiqianzaishangchangpengdaodeqizhiwanquanbianle，jintianganlianjingzhi，xiangqizuijinxieqingyanduitadelengdantaidu，nvrenxinlibuyoudeyaoleyaoya。

yaoyaoyemeixiangdaohuizaiciyujianlizihan，chuyulimao，duitadianlediantou。

nadaozhengjianhou，liangrenchaozhediantizouqu，xiaoxunanxiadianti，“jintianhuiyizai3louhuiyishi，hgjiudiandechushituanduiyijingdaole，tamenfuzebencijingmaohuidezhuyaocanyin.…..”

yaoyaodiandiantou，zhijianwuyishidimosuozhegongwenbaodaizi。

hgjiudian，qinjiadechanye，tayinggaixiangdaode，didougaoduanyanhuijihudoubeihglongduan。

sanlouhuiyishimenkou，yinyuenengtingdaolimiandetaolunsheng，yaoyaoshenxiyikouqi，tuikaimen。

ershiduoshuangyanjingqishuashuakanguolai。zhangzhuojintouzuozhedidoushangmaohuidejiweilingdao，liangceshihgjiudianqingyisedenanxingchushituandui，baisezhifugewaixingmu，kongqizhongpiaozhedandandechaxiangheyisijinzhanggan。

“aiya，silencenvshidaole。”

zhubanfangfuzerenliuzhurenzhanqilai，xiaozhejieshao：“gewei，zheijiushiwomentebieyaoqingdeguojitianpindashisilencexunvshi，jiangfuzebencijingmaohuiwanyandetianpinsheji。”

yaoyaolimaodixiangzhongrendiantouzhiyi，ranhougenxiaoxunzhaolekongweizhizuoxia。

“jintianhuiyideyitijiushigenjujingmaohuizhuti，taolunwanyandecaidansheji……”

zhuchirentuiletuiyanjing：“jinnianzhutishichuantongyuchuangxindeduihua，yaoqiumeiyidaocaidoutixianzhongxihebidelinian。”

tuanduidezhangzhuchuhengleyisheng：“youshizheitao，quniangaolegefenziliaolixilie，beilaolingdaomadegouxuelintou。”

huiyishilixiangqijishenggangadeqingxiao，zhuchirencacahan：“jinnianbutong，womentebieyaoqingdaoguojitianpindashixunvshifuzetianpinbufen。”

suoyourendemuguangqishuashuazhuanxiangyaoyao，yinweiquniantianpinbufengaodebutaihao，suoyitamenhgdetianpinbubeishuadiaole，zhuanmenzhaolegesuoweideguojitianpindashi，henduorenjianzhishigexiaoguniang，chizhiyibi，juedetagaobuchushenmemingtoulai，jingdengzhetachuyangxiang。

“wochaguoziliaole，jiushineigebuhuishuohuadetianpinshi？”zhangzhuchupangbianyigenianqingchushixiaoshengdigu，beitongbantongleyizhouzi。

yaoyaonengganjuedaosimianbafangtiaotidaliangdemuguang，lianshangguazheweixiao，mubuxieshidekanzheshangfang。

zhangzhuchuxianglaixinggezhishuang，zhibaidewen：“tingshuozheiweitianpindashibunengshuohua？neizenmegoutongfanganxijie？”

huiyishishunjiananjing，xiaoxunzhouqimei。

liuzhurenkandaotaaitiaocidelaomaobingyoufanle，shuo：“zheshenmeji，xudashiyeshiyoubeierlaide，jiexialaiwomenyouqingxudashishangtailaizhanshiyixiatadefangan。”

yaoyaocongrongdinachupingbandiannao，diaochuyifenyanshiwenjian，dijixiaoxunyigeyanshen，xiaoxunlikehuiyi，shenxileyikouqi，zoudaotouyingyiqiankaishitongbuzhanshi。

“xunvshiyijingzhunbeilewanzhengfangan。”

xiaoxunshengyinqingliang，liuchangdefanyizheyaoyaodeshouyu：“tarenweitianpinyinggaihuyingbencijingmaohui“qiaoliang”dezhuti，zaichuantongyuxiandai、dongfangyuxifangzhijiandajianweijuedeniudai。”

huandengpianshangchuxianyizujingyandetianpinshejitu：puerchamusizuochengdeshuimohuaxiaoguo、rongheleguihuaxiangqidefashiqiancengsu、xingsizhongguojiedeqiaokelizhuangshi.…..

“meiyikuantianpindoubaohanzhongxiliangzhongyuansu，biruzheikuan“sichouzhilu”，waicengshiyidalinaidong，zhongxinshisichuanhuajiaofengweideguojiang，xiangzhenggudaisichouzhiludemaoyiwanglai……”

suizhefanganzhanshishenru，huiyishideqifenzhujianbianhua，chushimenkaishijiaotoujieer，yourenshenzhinachushoujipaizhao，neiweizhiyidechushizhangyemanmanzuozhileshenti。

“最后是主甜品。”

xiaoxundeshengyinyinxingfenerweiweitigao，“ronghuadezhangcheng，baiqiaokeliwaiqiaobaoguozhejiuxindebingqilin，shangzhuohoujiaorurefupenzijiang，“chengqiang”huihuanhuanronghua，luchulimiandezhenbao。”

yanshijieshu，huiyishichenjileliangmiao，suihouxiangqizhangsheng，liuzhurengudegewaiqijing，“taijingcaile，zheizhengshiwomensuoxuyaode。”

“dengdeng。”zhangzhuchuturanjushou，“chuangyibucuo，danyouxieshicaichengbentaigao，erqiegongyifuza，womentuandui.…..”

yaoyaozaoyiliaodaozheidian，takuaisubihuazheshoushi，xiaoxunfanyidao：“xunvshiyuanyiqinzipeixunguituanduideguanjiangongyihuanjie，bingtigongtazaiouzhoudegongyingshangmingdan，bufenteshushicaikeyikongyun，chengbenkongzhizaiyusuannei。”

chushizhangtiaoletiaomei，zhongyuluchuxiaorong：“neijiumeiwentile。”

jiexialaidetaolunzhong，yaoyaozhanxianchujingrendezhuanyesuyang。meidangyourentichuyiwen，tadounenglikejichujiejuefangan，tandaoshicaidapeishi，tadezhishichubeirangzaichangchushidouzikuiburu。

xiaoxundefanyijingzhundaowei，liangrenpeihedetianyiwufeng。

“nintailihaile！”chaxieshi，xiaoxunxiaoshengzaiyaoyaoerbianshuodao，yaoyaochaotabilege【xiexie】deshoushi，jintianruguomeiyouzheigenvhai，tabuhuizheimeshunli。

liuzhurenzouguolai，“xudashi，guanyushicaijinkouxukezhengdeshinifangxin，womenshangmaohuilaigaoding。”

yaoyaoxiaozheduitadianlediantou，biaodaxieyi。

huiyiyizhikaidaoxiawu，chubuqiaodingshiyongyaoyaomuqiandetianpinfangan，santianhoudeshipinhui，dengzuochulaihou，duibuzudedifangzaijinxinggaijin。

jintianchengxiaodaizhexubaobeidaogongsi，rangtameiyouhouguzhiyou。huiyijieshu，jingguodatangshi，yizhenfuyudexiangshuiweierpiaorubijian，yigechuanzheqianseqipaodenvrengentacajianerguo。

nvrenwufapanchengfugufaji，erchuishangdefeicuizhuizisuizhebufaqingqinghuangdong，yaoyaowuyishideduokanleyiyan，qipaoyaojiandexiuhuahenbiezhi，shishuangmiansuxiu。

liangrenjiaocuobuguoyimiao，gezijixuqianxing。

ningdaizhanzaidiantiqian，congshoubaoliquchushoujichakanricheng，pingmuliangqideshunjian，tahurandunzhule，mouzhongqiguaideshuxiganpashangjibei，neigechuanzhemisexizhuangqundenvren，tashibushizainaerjianguo？

dianti“ding”deyishengdida，tarudiantideshunjian，gangcaineizhangliangenqinianqianhunmidenvhaiduishangle，tongkongzhouranshousuo，mengdehuitou，renyijingxiaoshizaishiyelile。