shinanqinyanshiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zaijinxiuyangguangdexiaoshuo《guai，qianlehunqianxieyishu，womenjiulingzheng》zhong，tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou，tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng，yuxieeshilidouzheng，baohushijiedeanquan。zheibuhaomenzongcaixiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie，saoshiyiquanyemeiyoufaxiantuoba，saobazhileidedongxi，tashiwangdeshouhuilemuguang。jiuzaizheishitakandaoshinanzhuozishangdeyitawenjian，kanshangmianmimimamadebiaozhu，jiu……。
zheitianshinanzaozaodejiuqulegongsi，yinweizhengtaoshuojintiantayaochuchameiguochuliyixieshiqing，suoyizailinzouzhiqianyouxieshiqingyaojitajiaodaiyixia。
daolegongsi，shinanjiukandaozhengtaoyijingkaishishoushidongxi。
“taoge，zheimejingyeni，woyiweiwolaidegouzaole，jieguohaishimeiyounizao。”
“hai，meiguoneibiancuidejin，zaodianguoquyenengzaodianwangonghuilai。”
suizhezheijiridexiangchu，zhengtaofaxianshinanduidaigongzuodetaiduzhenshijingjingyeye，bizhigongsijuedaduoshudenianqingrendouyaonulifuze，dayouyifuyaozaizijiagongsiganchuyifantiandideshitou。
zhengtaogenzheqinyanhenduonianle，tazaojiuyangchenglegongzuodayutiandexiguan，kandaoshinanrucidegongzuozuofeng，tadaxindilirenke。
duitaeryan，nengyudaoyigeqinkenfuzeyoubujiaoqingdexiashubangtafendangongzuo，tayenengqingsongbushao，suoyiliangrendeguanxiyeqinjinlexuduo。
“zongcaijintianquchuangshijituantanhezuo，gujiyaodaoxiawucainenghuilai，talailenijiubangwokanzhedian，yimiantaxuyaoshenmedeshihoumeiyouren。”
shinandiantoubiaoshizhidaole。
nanguaijintiantachumendeshihou，faxianqinyanhaizaiketinglizuozhe。
tahainamenni，wangchangkantashangbantingjijide，jintianzenmejiushedejizijifangjialeni，yuanlaishiyaoqutanhezuo。
“taoge，ninzheiciqujitian。”
“kanneibiandeyisizenmeyedesiwutianba，zheiciwoheshichangbudexuelizongyiqiguoqu，youtabangwoxingxunengkuaidian。”
“duilexiaonan，zheixiedongxishiyaofenfajigebumende，nizhengliyixiajintianfaxiaqu，haiyougegebumendebaogaoyegaijiaole，nizuowanfajiwoshenheyixia，haiyou…..”
shinandakaishoujibeiwangluyitiaoyouyitiaodejilemanpingzhengtaocaijieshu。
“wodoujixiale，baozhengzaininzoudezheiduanshijianliwanchengninsuojiaodaidesuoyougongzuo。”
shinanlizhengshenzijiuchajitajinggelile，zhengtaobeitademoyangdouxiaole。
“duiletaoge，wojininmailezaodian，ninzoudeshihoudaizhe，lushanghexuelizongtiantianduzi。”
zhengtaoxiaoderumuchunfeng，turantapaileyixianaomen，congchoutilinachujiyezhi。
“chadianwangjile，woyihuifajiniyigezhaobiaowenjian，limianyouyixiedongxixuyaogaizheng，wodoudayinchulaile，jiushigongsizizhijieshaodegaidong，henjiandan，danshineironghenfansuo，henfeishijian，nitianjiajinqu，zheigewenjianhenzhongyao，nijintianjiuxianzuozheigeba，yidingjidexiabanzhiqianjiaojizongcairangtashenheyixia。”
songzoulezhengtao，shinankenzhezaodian，kaishijintiandegongzuo。
shijianbuzhibujuedeyishangwujiuguoqule，shinankanzhediannaolidezhaobiaowenjian，gantanyiju。
“guoranshangshiqiyejiushibuyiyang，”
guangshigongsijieshaojiuhaojiye，gengbieshuoshenmeguojiajibanfadegezhongjiangxiang，yijizheijinianzaiyejiesuoqudedegexiangchengguo。
“guaibudeyaoqianhunqianxieyi，zheiyaoshilihunle，qinjiadebingshanyijiao，gujidougoutamenyijiazheibeizichihebuchou。”
“hei，dudunangnangshenmeni，womenyiqiquchifanna。”
yidaojinglidenvshengchuanlai，shinanxiaozhezhanqishenzi，zheishitazaigongsirenshidepengyou，jiaochenxiaojing。
“zaixiangjintianzhongwudeshitangchishenmea。”
chenxiaojingwanzhetadegebochaowuloudeshitangzouqu。“qulebujiuzhidaole，kuaidianzouba，wodoukuaiesile。”
“nizenmetiantianhane，zhenejiaea。”
“zheijiaoshenmehua，dangranshizhenea，yaoburanwonengzheimezhejima。”
chiguofanhuilai，dajiadouzaiwuxiu。
shinanyemeiyouxiuxi，taxiangganjinbazheigezhaobiaowenjianzuowan，ranhouhaozuoqitadegongzuo。
dengdaoxiawuliangsandiandeshihou，shinanzhangchuyikouqi。
“终于做完了。”
takanzhedayinjipangbianyourenzaidayin，xiangzhezijidedongxibijiaoduo，haishidengdaotamendoudayinwanzhihouzaiguoqu。
shinanbaozhezhengtaojiaodaidewenjian，zhengyaoxiafadaogegebumen，zheishihouyidaobushihenrangrenkaixindeshenyingjiuchuxianzaitamianqian。
“shinan，nainaishuorangnimenmingtianguoquchifan。”
“知道了。”
kandaoshinanyifubuxiangdalizijideyangzi，qinshenjiuqibudayichulai，zheigenvrentaibuzunzhongtale。
“nizheigenvrenzenmebushihaodai，nizhidaobierenzaigongsijianlewozuiciyeyaojiaowoyishengqinjinglide。”
shinanbaozhewenjian，buxianghezheigezhongerdeshaoyeduoliao。
“qinjingli，qinershao，wozhidaole。”
“nizheigesinvren，nizheishishenmetaidu，nixinbuxinwoxianzaijiuquzhaowogebanijikaichu。”
‘sinvren’sangeziyouyicizuanjinnaohaili，shinanqiangyazhuxinzhongfantengdenuhuo，ruguobushizaigongsitazhenxiangdabaotadetou。
“he，niquzhaonigeyoushenmeyong，woyoumeiyoufancuowu，niyounengnaibiezhaonige，niqinzibawojikaichu，yerangwoqiaoqiaoqinjiaershaoyedebenshi。”
“ni,nibieyiweiwobugan。”qinshenkanzheshinanyifuwusuojupadebiaoqing，xinzhonggenghuole。
“nidengzhe，woyaojiekainidezhenmianmu，rangwogehenilihun。”
“无聊，让开。”
shinanbaozhewenjiancongtashenbianlikai，duliuxiaqinshenmiansezhanghong，yaoyaqiechi。
“sinvren，nijiwodengzhe。”qinshensaoshiyiquan，jiuxiangzhaogejiahuoquheshinanpinming。
saoshiyiquanyemeiyoufaxiantuoba，saobazhileidedongxi，tashiwangdeshouhuilemuguang。
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