yeyuexianyoumengjijudongfangsixiangdeyoumeiwenzixie《ganrenfeifu》zheibenshu，rangrenxinchaopengpaidechuanqi，juebubiqitadoushishenghuoleixingxiaoshuodexunse，zhujiaoshitangyuanxuchengmiao，xiaoshuojingxuan：tingdaozheigeshengyin。youxilide“nanzhu”kaikoule。【“xiexienibangmang，wonengjinipaizhangzhaopianbu？”】zheiligenqianmianyiyang，zhiyaoyourenbangmang，……
dangwanbadianzheng，xukunningxiangtangyuanxuxuangaoyouxiyiranshangxian，bingqieyianpaizhaoguangyunyingzaiquanpingtaiwei“ouyu”tigonglezuijiatuiguangwei。
tangyuanxuyusanweihaoyouqijuyugongsizongbu，zaitingwenzheigexiaoxihou，zhongrenjiemanxinhuanxi。
“xuge，woyijingtongzhilesuoyouqinpenghaoyoulaixiazaizheikuanyouxi。”chengmiaojidongdixiangtangyuanxuyaogong，lifeiheduchunanyefenfenbiaoshiyizuohaolexuanchuan，douqipanzheyouxiyijingshangxianjiunengdamai。
raner，tangyuanxuxinliqingchu，yuqiangdadeechanghezhuchangxiangbi，zhaoguangpingtaihaishishaoxianxunse。
erqiezheikuanyouxigangkaishishiwanjiashuliangkendingbuhuiduo，chulemianfeizheiyiliangdianzhiwai。
zuiweizhongyaodeshiyaozhubuzengjia，manmanxiyinwanjia，zheizhudingshiyigemanzhangdeguocheng，tangyuanxudaoyebingbuzheji！
guobuqiran，zhizhiwanshangshierdian，youxidexiazailiangcaijinjinshuaxindaojiqian。
xiangbizhixia，echanghezhuchangdeliangkuanzhandouxingyouxizaiduanduansigexiaoshineidexiazailiangdouyichaoguojishiwan。
chengmiaosanrenjianzhuangdouwanfenjusang，nandaodiyicizuoyouxijiuyaoyishibaigaozhongma？
cishiweiyoutangyuanxuzhendingziruo，yinweitaduizheikuanyouxichongmanlexinxin。
xianzaizhiqueyigeqiji，yidandengdaozheigeqijidaolai，“ouyu”jueduihuiyifeichongtian。
yucitongshi，zaihushazhibopingtaishang，neiweimingjiaopdddezhubozhengzaijinxingzhibo。
pddkeshihushadetaizhuzi，qizhibofenggeyoumohuixie，suishuoxiangmaobusuanyingjun，dantaneidutedefenggexiyinlezhongduoguanzhong。
biruneishenqide“fanxiangchouyan”“woliekaile”dengcaozuo，zaiwangluoshangdahuo。
“xiongdimen，shierdiandaole，womenshibushiyougaishuozaijianle？”pdddaizheyanjing，wanruyizuoxiaoshanbanzuozaidiannaoqian，lvedaibuhaoyisidixiaolexiao。
raner，danmushanghenduoguanzhongfenfenbiaoshihaimeidaoshierdian，bunengxiabo，erqiejintianshizhoumo，keyiwandianxiabo。
“haobahaoba，neiwojiuzaiyinimenyici，buguotiqianshengmingha，jiuzheiyici，xiaciwokebuhuizaizheimeguanzhenimenle。”pddxiaozheshuoleyiju，suihounaqipangbiandeshuiheleyikou。
“zheiyangba，xiongdimen，jinwanouerjiageban，womenbuwanlualule，wangexindevryouxi，kankanxinshangxiandeyoushahaowande。”
shuowan，pddzhijiedakaiyouxixiazaipingtai，kaishixunmishihejinwanjiabandeyouxi。
“xiongdimenna，youshahaowandeyouxijiwotuijianyixiaya，wodoubuzhidaoxianzaishayouxihaowan。”danmushang，cishiguanzhongmenkaishiyongyuetoupiao。
“echangxinshangxiandeneikuan‘xuezhantongluowanchuanqi’xiaoguohenzhenshi，zhujiangkeyiwanyiwanya！”
“echangneizhongbaolihuamian，nikebiebasaozhuhedaole，qianglietuijianzhuchangdeneikuanerciyuanyouxi，wanshangshuijueqianwanyiwan，youyishenxinjiankang。”
“doubiezhengle，wandoudizhuba，saozhudoudizhuyetingyouyiside。”
“saozhu，womenxiangkannidafeiji。”
danmushanggezhonghuayuyingyoujinyou。
zuoweiyimingzhiyezhubo，pddzuishanzhangdiaojieqifen。
cishikanzherucirenaodedanmu，pddyegewaixingfen。
“aiyo，xiongdimenwoliekaile，daodiwanshayouxini？woxianzaiyeyouxuanzekunnanzhengle！”
“xinglexingle，doubiezhengle，wokaishichoujiang，yihuinimenfengkuangshuadanmu，wojietutingdaonali，jiuwannakuanyouxi！”
“lai，wobizheyanshusangeshua，dajiazhunbeikaishi！”
“三！”
“二！”
“一！”
zuihouyigeshuziluoxia，pddzhijiekacayishengjietu。shijianjiucidingge。
zhijianhuamianshang，pddhuanhuanlachugangcaineizhangdanmujietu。
youyutateyijianghuamianfangda，suoyijietuyejinjinjieleliangjudanmu。
“666！”
“偶遇！”
diyijuchuncuishishuiyoushuadanmu。daoshidierju，haoxiangshiyigeyouxi。
“xiongdimen，ouyushiyikuanyouxima？”pddhaoqidiwenleyisheng。danmushangzhongrenfengkuangshuazhedanmu。
“meitingshuoguoya，nandaoshixinshangdeyouxi？”
“queshimeitingshuoguo，yinggaishigexiaoyouxiba！”
“jiranchoudaoleneijiubielangfeishijianle，ganjinkaishiwanba。”
“taizouxiayige，qianglieyaoqiuzaihuanyige，zheimingzitingqilaijiubuzadi。”
“……”
pddzheibianbingweilihuidanmushangdesongyong，ershihuanhuandakaiechangpingtai，sousuoleyixia“ouyu”lianggezi。
ranerpingmushangxianshidequeshisousuomeiyoujieguo。
youquzhuchangpingtaisousuo，yijiushixianshisousuomeiyoujieguo。
“xiongdi，nizheidaodishinagepingtaideyouxiya？weishenmewosousuobudaoni？”
danmushangdeqitaguanzhongyirankaishibunaifanle，quandouyaoqiuzhongxinhuanyigeyouxi。
bijingzaizheigeshijie，echanghezhuchangdeyouxidoubushi，neizheikuanyouxikendingmeishakewanxing。
“ge，nishishizhaoguangpingtai。”zheishihou，shenbiandezhulidaoleyisheng。
pddjimangdiandiantou：“dui，wanglehaiyouzhaoguangzheigepingtai，zaizhaoguangshiyishiha，ruguomeiyouzanjiuzaihuanyigeyouxi。”
dakaizhaoguangpingtai，haimeisousuo，pddjiukandaoshouyetuiguangdelianggedazi“ouyu”！
“quanqiudiyikuanmianfeigongyiyouxi，nimeiwanyici，zheigeshijiejiuduoyigexuyaobangzhuderendedaoyuanzhu。”
“zheiyouxidexuanchuanyoudianyisiha！”
kandaozheiyangdexuanchuanyu，pddlikelailexingqu。
ranerdanmushangcishiquehaizaifazhe“taizouxiayige”。
zheigeshidaidenianqingren，duigongyizheigecitaibuminganle。
gengbietiheyouxijieheqilaidegongyi……
bieshuonengwanle，zheiliangwanyierzuheqilai，nenghaokanma？
“xiongdimen，zheigeyouxitingyouyiside，zhuyaodeshitamianfei，zheijiuhenliangxin。”
buguopddyijiumeiyoutingtamendehua，ershijixuhaoqidijinxinglexiazai。
bijingrenyaoshuodaozuodaoma。
jietudaoshenme，jiudewanshenme。
pangbiandezhuliyijingjitaqulailechonghaodiandetoukui。
pdddaizhetoukuishuliandicaozuoqilai，biancaozuobianzaizuilishuodao。
“qishini，gongyizheiyikuaiwoyeyouzaizuo，danzuijinjinianmeizenmeguanzhule，meixiangdaohaiyourenbagongyizuochengleyouxi，zheigeduiyuwomenzheizhongrenlaishuojiuhenyouqu。”
duiyupddshuodezheixiehua，danmushangdeguanzhongmenquandoubaochixiangxindetaidu。
yinweipddqueshizaipingshiyoujuanzhuguoxiwangxiaoxue。
henkuai，youxixiazaiwanbi。
pdd戴着头盔。
zhibojiandehuamianyekaishidiaojie，yidiyirenchengdeshijiaochuxianzailepingmushang。
gangkaishishi“ouyu”defengmian，kanzhehaikeyi。
ranerdengjinruzhengtizhihou，huamianturanyizhuan，zhijiebianquanheile。
kanzhezheiyangdechangmian，danmushanglikedachulemimimamadewenhao。
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