《ganrewonver?nimenzhenshizhaosi》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo,jirenkanbugoudeganjue。langjiaoguansuiranmeiyouhualidecizao,danshigushiqifudiedang,nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng,zhujiaoweiqinzhanlinyurou。xiaoshuojingxuan:erqieqinv,haibeierenbangjia,zhongrendunshihuangshen。“kuai!kuai!!kuai!!!”dongjieshisanxiang,feixuzhiwai,zhanmanlezhizhidiandiandeweiguanzhiren。qinzhan……
云州季家。
jiyingyinghongzhongzhelian,lingzhebeidadaobiqinglianzhongdeneijigejiahuo,qigugudechuxianzaiyuanzilimian。
zhangzheimeda,haiconglaimeiyourenganzheimejiaoxunguoziji,neigeqinzhan,zhendeshigaisi!
kanjiannverqigugudechuxian,jiyushudunshimeitouyizhou。“zheishibeisheijiqifule?zenmeyifuxiangyaosharendeyangzi?”
“ba!linyurouneigexiao**deyenanrenhuilaile,tajingranhezhanbeijunderencheshangleguanxi,wohezhaojiaderen,doubeitajidale……”
tingwantadejiangshu,jiyushudeyanzhong,dunshishanguoyisihanmang。“zaizheiyunzhou,gandongwodenver,jianzhibuzhisihuo!”
tingtazheimeyishuo,jiyingyingdangjikaikoubaoyuanqilai。“ba,nizhijiedairenqubatamendoujizhuaqilai。zheikouqi,woyanbuxia!linyurouneigexiao**busidehua,woma……”
zhishibudengtashuowan,jiyushubiankaikoudaduantadeyanyu。“youxieshiqing,bunengshuodetaizhibai,nizijixinliqingchujiukeyi。”
jiuzaicishi,yigeshenseningzhongdejingzhuanghanzijijierlai,fuzaitadeerbianshuoleyijuzhihou,jiyushudangjishensedabian。
jiyingyingkanzaiyanli,dangjihaoqiwendao:“ba,zenmele?”
“zhaojiabeirentaping,quanzubeimie,zheijianshiqingnikezhidao?”jiyushumeitoujinsuo,yilianzhengzhongdekanzheta。
jiyingyingmeitouyizhou,lianseshunjianbiandeyinlengqilai。“shilinyuroudeneigeyenanrenzuode,kendingshita!tamielezhaojia,zheijiushisharen!ba,niganjindairenqubatajizhuale!”
jiyushudiantou,yanzhongshanguoyisijingmang:“buluntashishei!yebuguantashadeshibushiwodeqinjia,zheigerendoubixuweitadexingweifuchudaijia!”
tingtazheimeyishuo,zhanzaibianshangneigeqianlaibaoxinderen,dangjinachudianhuabotongfuya。“yunzhouhaomenzhaoshi,beirenmoucaihaiming,xunsujijierenma,qianlaiyazhangjiahuihe。”
budaoershifenzhong,daduiderenmajiuyijinggandaojijiazhiwai。
tingjianwaimiandongjingdeneiren,yiliangongjingdezoudaojiyushudegenqian。“yazhangdaren,duiwuyijingjijiewanbi,shiqulinjiataogeshuofa?haishizhijiezhuaren,qingninzhishi。”
jiyushudiantou。“chulelinyurouzhiwai,qitahetayouguanxideren,quanbuzhuale!”
jiyingyingfuhedao:“haiyouneige**deyenanren,jiaoshenmeqinzhande,buxuyaozhua,yidanquedingshenfen,zhijiejibijiukeyile。”
neirendiantou,gangzhunbeixialing,yiliangjipujiuchuxianzailejijiamenwai。
kanzhecongneicheshangzouxiadelianggeren,jiyingyingdeyanzhong,dunshishajibaozhang。“ba,mielezhaojia,haidongshoudawoderen,jiushitamen!”
jiyushuyileng,tayemeiyouliaodaonverkouzhongsuoshuoderen,jingranshiwuqing。yanjiantaduizhezheibianzoulai,meitoubuyouzizhudeweizhiyizhou。“wuqing,niyaozuoshenme?”
“jiyushu,nihaodadedanzi!”wuqinghengmeilengdui,zhijiekaikouxunchi。
kantazheiyifuxingshiwenzuidemoyang,jiyushuyeshishenseyunnu。“wudarenshuoxiaole,wonayounidedanzida?wogangcaikeshijiedaohuibao,nimenbujintapinglezhaojia,haishaletamenquanzu。zhaojiakeshiwomenyunzhouhaomenzhiyi,nimenzheimezuo,jiumeiyouxiangguohouguo?”
wuqingbuxie:“neinixianzaizheigezhuangtai,shizhunbeidairenquzhuawolou?”
jiyushumeiyoukaikou,zhanzaitashenbiandeneigebaoxinzhiren,dangjizhengsedao:“zhaojiashenweiwoyunzhouhaomenzhiyi,duiyunzhoudegongxianjida,nimenzuochurucicanjuerenhuanzhishi,tianliburong,faliburong!jidarenshenweiyunzhouyazhang,ziranshiyaojiyunzhoudazhongyigejiaodaide!”
“heng!”wuqinglengheng,manyanbinglengdekanzhemianqiandejiyushu。“zheijiushinideyisi?”
jiyushudiantou。“bucuo!shenweiyunzhouyazhang,woyouweihuyifanganningdezhize!zhanzainishenbiandezheiwei,xiangbijiushizheicishijiandezuikuihuoshouqinzhanleba?”
qinzhankanzheyanqianzheigeyilianzhengyimoyangdejiyushu,buxielengheng。“shifeibufen,hezhaojiatongliuhewu,zheiyunzhouyazhang,nibupei!”
jiantajingrangandangzhonghechijiyushu,jiyingyingdangjinudao:“nimendouhailengzhegansha?haibujiwobatanaxia!”
suizhetazheiyishengjiaochi,zhoubiandeneixieyabingmen,limaqiqishangqian,jiangwuqingheqinzhanliangrentuantuanweizhu。
“doujiwozhushou!woshiyunzhouzhanbeijuntonglingwuqing,nimensheizaiganshangqianyibushishi?”wuqingbaohe。
jiyushubuxie。“zheilishijijia!zheixierenshiwodeyabing,bushinidezhanbeijun!wuqingbuyongguan,zheigeqinzhan,bixujiwonaxia!”
wuqingzaicibaohe:“jiyushu,nishibushizhunbeihewobirenduo?xinbuxinwomashanghanrenchailenijijia!”
jiyushuyaotou:“bu!nibugan!nizhishizhujun,wocaishizheili……”
qinzhanhurankaikou,duizhewuqingwenleyiju。“tadezuizheng,nihaixuyaoduojiucainengchaqingchu?”
wuqingqiangyazhenuhuo,gongjinghuidao:“wocuicui!”
yanjianruci,jiyingyingdunshixiaole。“zenme,xianzaizhidaohaipale?nibuguojiushilinyurouneigexiao**deyenanreneryi,youshenmezigehewodou?wobakeshizheiyunzhouyazhang,nijingranrangzheigeshadagechawoba?hahaha……nidangnishishei?”
qinzhankanzheyanqianzheibukeyishidejiyingying,lengxiaozheyaotou。“xiwangdengxianibuyaokudetaican!niduiwolaopohenverzuodeneixieshiqing,wohuirangnishibei、baibeidefenghai!”
jiantazaizheiyangdeqingkuangxia,haigandangzhezijihezhongduohuweidemianrucifangsi,jiyushudangjishuangmouyihan。“lairena!jiwojiangzheiqinzhannaxia!ruguofankang,kejiudijibi!”
“wokansheigan?”wuqingbaohe,manyanshajidedengzhejiyushu。
“轰、轰、轰……”
suizhetadeyanyushengluoxia,jijiasuozaiweizhidetianshang、dixia,dunshichuxiandapiquanfuwuzhuangderenma。
yanjianruci,jiyushudangjixinxiayizhan。“wuqing,niyaozuoshenme?nizheikeshisizidongyongrenma,shidazui!”
wuqingyebulita,zhishiduizheneixiebuzhisuocuodeyabingmenkaikouhoudao:“wobufenglongshuaizhiming,zhuonajijiazhiren,wuguanrenyuan,susulikai!”
tingtazheimeyihan,jiyushudunshishensedabian,bukezhixindekanzhewuqing,“wuqing,ni……nigangcaishuonishifenglelongshuaizhiling?”
wuqingdiantou。“bucuo!”
jiyushushenseyizhan,bukezhixindekanzheqinzhan。“neita……shilongshuaideren?”
wuqinglengxiao:“niganbugandanzizaidayixie?huaiyiyixiatajiushilongshuaibenren。”
jiyushuyigeliangqiang,chadiantandao,yibatuikaixiangyaoshangqianchanfuzijidejiyingying,mantoulenghandeduizheqinzhandaliangleyixiazhihou,zheicaipeizhexiao,taohaodekanxiangwuqing。
“bukeneng!longshuaineimemang,zenmekenenghuipaodaowomenyunzhouzheigalalai,wudaren,wonianjidale,nijiubuyaohehuwole。”
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