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就这？
yigeren，haigandaolanhaiyulelainaoshi？
“hahaha......”
zhidaocike，beihepoledandeyangpeng，zaicixiaozhangleqilai：“zhidaowoshisheima？”
“zaijiangchengzheiyimusanfendishang，niyegangenwodou？”
“jinwan，nizoubulele！”
huoxutabusuanshihaomen，danzaijiangcheng，yeshiyoudianshenfendiweide。
yigexiaobailian，yigelianqinvdouwufabaohudefeiwu，pingshenmezaitademianqianxiaozhang？
suyanhandeqiaolian，yipiancangbai，tazhidaoshiqingnaodale。
suiranzheigenanren，yicicideshanghaita，dan......xinzhongdeneifenai，rangtabuyuanyikandaozheigenanrenshoudaorenhedeshanghai，suijizhuanshen，beiweideshuodao：“yangzong，qiuqiuni，rangtazouba！”
“ta......tazhishiwuxinmaofande！”
“wotita，xiangninpeigebushi！”
fangzhuomeitouweizhou，yanqiandezheixiejiunangfandai，taquanranmeifangzaiyanli。
zhishizheigenvrendeqiuqing，querangtadeshentiyizheng！
neimeshendeganqing，youzenmekenengshuoduanjiuduanni？
“臭女人！”
“滚过去！”
yangpengyishoutuikaidangzhuquludesuyanhan，lengshengxiaodao：“nikanhaole，zheijiushinidenanren，zheijiushitadedexing。”
“jiuliannibeidale，tayewudongyuzhong！”
“ta，bujiwoduiniqianwanfenzhiyihao！”
yangpengdeyijuyidong，doushiweilecitongsuyanhan，xiangrangqizhidao，nengbaohutade，jiuzhiyouta。
ersuyanhanqurudetangzaishafashang，neigenanren，nandaozhendeyijingbianlexin？
wangjile，cengjingduitaxuxiadehaishishanmeng？
ta，zichaodexiaozhe，zhenggeren，wanruoyijumeiyoulinghundexingshizourou。
shenqingdaizhi，muguangwushen！
fangzhuodexin，mengranzhandou！
taduisuyanhanjiyadeganqing，shunjianbaofachulaile！
“**！”
“你找死！”
taotiandeshaqi，tengranerqi，ruyingdemuguang，hengsaoquanchang。
yiqunxiaohunhunlengzhule，tamenheshijianguorucikongbudeyanshen？
yangpengyeshayanle，buguohenkuai，jiufanyingleguolai：“jiwoda！”
“往死里打！”
“rangtazhidao，sheicaishijiangchengdewang！”
“zhiyouzuiqiangdadenanren，cainengpeideshangjiangchengzuihaodenvren！”
他，疯了！
魔怔了！
suiranzhiqian**suyanhan，danqueshishiyouganqingde，fouzebukenengyidengbanian，erbujiehun、lianai！
keshijianjiule，ren，huibiande！
他，等不及了！
xianzaijiuxiangdedaosuyanhan！
youqishifangzhuodeguilai，chediyinbaole，taneixinshenchudebingtai！
“上！”
“为杨总出气！”
“打死这个废物！”
“......”
menwaidexiaohunhun，huiwuzhebangqiugun，ziyaliezuidezhunbeichongjinlaile！
“你，快跑啊！”
suyanhanjifengle，buguyiqiedechongleshanglai。
buguanruhe，ta，buxiangkandaozheigenanrenshoushang！
yinweizheigenanren，bujinshiningmengdefuqin，gengzhanjuletazhenggeqingchundehuiyi！
“滚！”
yangpengsihouyisheng，zhijiebasuyanhan，tuilehuiqu。
erchuanzhegaogenxiedesuyanhan，shoudaolerucidadetuili，nalihainengzhandewen？
jiaoxiayigeliangqiang，zhijiediedaozailedishang！
fangzhuosuiranweidong，yebumingbai，zheigenvrenweiheyaozuochurucijudong，danzuizhonglinglideyanmouzhong，shanguoyimojianding，tayaodaizheigenvrenlikai！
“啊......”
“砰......”
“hong......hong......kuang......”
ran，jiuzaixiayike，menwaidexiaohunhun，hunluanleqilai，canjiaoshengbuduan。
shenzhiyoubushaodaomeigui，zhijiebeirengxialelou！
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“yang......yangzong......shi......shilin......linye！”
“rao......raoming！”
“kuangkuangdangdang......”
henkuaimenkoudexiaohunhunkandaolairenzhihou，fenfendiuxialeshoulidebangqiugun，laolaoshishideguizailedishang！
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zhishita，suiranjiedaolediyizhanshendedianhuatongzhi，kegenbenbuzhidaoyanqiandezheiweidarenwujiaoshenme。
zhinenggangadejugongdiantou，yibiaojingyi！
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danyezhidao，yinggaishitadatudi，diyizhanshentaishanpailaideren。
“lin......linye......”
“shenmefeng，ba......baninjichuilaile？”
gangganghaijiaoxiaojiangchengzhineiwudideyangpeng，zhijiebeiheniaole，liansecangbaiyipiandeyingleshangqu：“nin......ninqingzuo！”
suirantayouqian，keneiyezhishixiangduiyuqiongreneryan。
genzhenzhengdehaomen，yagenmeiyoukebixing。
genghekuangzhanzaiyanqiandelinyinglong，haishijiangchengdeshoufu，dagepenti，dounenglingquanchengxiayudenanren。
kejiushizheiyangdedarenwu，jingranjisuyanhanyangdexiaobailian，diantoujugong？
zheiyimu，sheinengshoudele？
这......
不科学吧？
“砰......”
linyinglonglianseyinchen，genbenmeiyoubanjufeihua，taiqiyijiao，bianjiangqianlaiyingjietadeyangpeng，chuaidaozaidi！
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
