《gaishikuanglong》shizuozhe“manzhushahua”qingxinchuangzuodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，gushizhongdeguanjianrenwushizhangliangshenyifei，jingcaineirongjieshao：“gesuiranbujinnvse，danyebunengchengrenzhiweiba，zoule。”zhangliangyongbeizigaizhushenyifeidejiaoqu，zhengzhunbeilikai。huran，chuang……
zaihebiantayouduojuejue，xianzaijiuyouduowudizirong。
“jingbujingxi，yibuyiwai？”
shenyifeiyaozhetadehongchun，taiqitou，jiaoqiededao：“duibuqi，wo……bugaineimeshuonide。xiexieniazhangliang。yaobushiniwozuowandoubuzhidaohuizenyang。”
turanjianshenyifeiqiaoliantonghong：“suoyizuowanshangnisongwohuilaihou，womenshibushi……”
“你记得？”
“一点点。”
zhangliangyanpiyitiao：“kebuguanwodeshi，shiniziyuande。”
“womeiyouguainide。”shuodaozheili，shenyifeishengruwenna，xiudemianjiatonghong。
zhangliangmolemoxiaba：“neizanmenzheilinghunbunengpengzhuangchuaiqing，cengcibudui，geyoushigeqiongbi。”
“bu，zheixiebuzhongyaode。”
shenyifeihuranadiyishengjinghu，zhijieqianqilezhangliangdeshou：“womenkuaipao。”
“跑？”
“hezijiebushishancha，woyuanyiweishigezishenshilibushuyutaderenjiulewo。keruguoshini，niqueshimaolebibierengengdadexian，hezijiewanyiyaoduifuni，nihuifeichangweixian，wogenniyiqipao，zanmenchuquduoduo。”
zhangliangyuanqisanleyixie，faxianzheiniumaosiyeshigexingqingzhongren，zaihebianshuodeneimexianshi，danzhendeyudaoshiqing，haishigenzheqingganbanshi。
“feifei，nibuhuiyiweishitajiuleniba？”
zhaoquanshengtaoyandeqiangdiaochuanchu。
shenyifeiyileng：“shenmeyisi？”
zhaoquansheng：“wozheimeyidazaoguolai，jiushilaikannizenmeyangle？zuowanshangwodadianhuaqingwangdalinwangzongguolaijiudeni，niwangjilema？”
yuanlaishizhaoquandongbeihedelianyechuguo，chuguoqianzhigaosuzhaoquanshengwangdalinchushoule，qitasuoyoudeyiqieshoukouruping，lianhezijiedexiachangdoubuganshuo。
“ninalaidebilianshuoshinijiudeshenyifei？”zhanglianglele。
liupeijixiaodao：“bushizhaogongzi，nandaohaishini？”
“he，zheisunzihedegenhezijietongliuhewule，hainengjiuninver？nijianbangshangdeneituoshizhongliuma？”
liupeibeizhangliangduidemianhongerchi。
shenyifeiwanghoutuileyibu，taxinliyelingluanle。
zhaoquanshengzai111fangjiandejiashitayejiandaole，kezaitayunguoquzhiqianzhaoquanshenghaimeiyouwanquanpanbian，suoyibingbuzhidaohoulaideqingkuang。
danyaoshuoshizhangliangyigeqiongxiaozichushouxiangjiu，queshitaiguoxuanhuan。
yushishenyifeijiangxinrenduzailelisiyingdeshenshang：“siying，niyizhizaifangjianli，nigaosuwo，shishei？”
zhangliangxinxinshizu，lisiyingkeshiquanchengmude，zuihouhaishizijijiuleta，tanengshuohuang？
“shizhaoquansheng，woqinyankandaotajiwangdalindadianhuajiulefeifeini。”lisiyingyichuidingyin。
“hahaha……zhenxiangdabai，xingzhangde，nixiangmaomingdingti，meimen！”
“heng，zhenjiushizhen，jiajiushijia。”zhaoquanshengxiaodeneijiaoyigedeyi。
“lisiying，nitaniangdewangenfuyiani！”zhangliangdanu。
lisiyingzuochuyifuwugudeyangzi。
“woshuoshihuayoucuoma？”
“你……”
“好了！”
shenyifeiyishengnuhou，daduanlexianchangdecaoza。
ranhouqinzheyanleikanzhezhangliang。
“zhangliang，woduini，taishiwangle。”
shenyifeixinqingqifujuda，yishijianbengbuzhukulechulai，zhuanshenshuaimenerchu。
“菲菲！”
liupeiheshenlinzhuileshangqu，zhaoquanshengyexiaoleyixiazhuichulemen。
jialijiushengxiazhanglianghelisiying。
“lisiying，**defenglema？wonalidezuinile？niyaohuailaozidehaoshi？zheimepiaoliangdeniupaole，**fuze！”
张良气坏了。
lisiyingqueangshoutingqibishenyifeihaidayiquandexiong：“wojiushibuxiangkandaoshenyifeigennichengle。niyaowofuzema？haoahaoa。laiba，wobubishenyifeicha。”
“nixiangdemei！neishilaozishifuqindiandexifu！zhiyouwobuyao，nayoubierenbukende？”
不久，沈林回来。
“xiaozhanglianga，ganggangzhaoquanshengchenredatie，yaoqingfeifeimingtianqutianhaodajiudian，wohuaiyitahuizuoshenmeshiqing，naochushenmeyaoezi，nikeyidingyaoyiqiqua。”
“neibuzhenghao，miandewoquhuainimendehaoshi。”
shenlinkukoupoxindao：“tazhaoquanshengshenmegoudexing，wohenmingbai，wokebuxiangxinta，shushujueduishixiangxinxiaozhangliangnide，feifeitashehuiyueliqianergenziruan，rongyiqingxinbieren，nidanggegede，haiqingbuyaogentayibanjianshi。”
zhangliangxinqingzheicaihaoleyixie。
zheishitadeshoujishangyelaileyitiaowangdalindexinxi。
‘zhangmenlaoye，laozhangmenweininanpaidedierweiweihunqiyouxiaoxile，zheiweishenfenyoudianteshu，woshangmenjininbingbaoba。’
zhangliangmingbaizheilaoxiaozishihaipazijihaimeiyuanliangta，xiangshangmenqiurao，yushihuifu：‘mingtianzhongwutianhaojiudian。’
“是！”
shishi，shenyifeisanrenhuilai。
zhaoquanshengzhizhezhangliangjuaodedao：“zhangliang，mingtianzhongwutianhaojiudian，youzhongjiuguolai，benshaorangnikankanshenmejiaochaju。”
xiawu，yigexiaoxizaishangjiangshichenxiaochenshang。
“zhaogongzichongguanyinuweihongyan，bahezijiejibanle！nanguaihezijieshizongle。”
“zhaojiataiyingqi，zhaogongzitayingqile！”
“tingshuojintianhaiyaozaitianhaojiudianyanqingshenjiabaiyueguang，zhenshitailangmanle。”
xiaoxiyuechuanyueguang，yiwanshangdeshijian，zhaoquanshengjiuchenglelangmanqingzhong，badaozongcai。
zhaoquanshengyejiedaolefuqindedianhua。
“quansheng，nineibianxiaoxindian，hezijiezheigerenshehuiguanxicuozongfuza，nibatashizongdeguokangxialaihou，henkenenghuiyourenshangmenxunchou。”
“haha……fangxinbaba，dengwojintianchenrejishenyifeiqiuhunchenggonghou，bashenyifeihesenlinzhiyaogaodaoshouzhihou，jiuhuishuaiguo。”
中午，天豪酒店。
renshanrenhai，renaofeifan。
wuxingjiudian，fulitanghuang。
“haha……feifei，nikanzheixielaobanmen，haiyoumingxing，doulaicanjiazhaogongzizhuanmenweinibandeyanhui。shenmejiaomianzi，zheicaijiaomianzi，nijiajinizheiyangderen，caibusuanrumeileni！”
liupeiaoaoguaijiaodeshihou，quekandaoshenyifeiyishenwanlifu，xinbuzaiyandeyangziwendao：“feifei，nikansheia？”
“没看谁。”
“nibuhuizaikanneigexingzhangdeba？neigexiangyaoqipiannidexiangxialaji？”
shenyifeishensefuzadeyaoleyaotou。
zheishi，renqunfenkai。zhijianyishenbaisexizhuangdezhaoquanshengzoulai，fengshenjunlang，qiyuxuanang。
heyishenwanlifudeshenyifeiyiqi，rutongyiduibiren。
“feifei，congdiyiciyujianni，wojiuweinideyiqieshenshenzhemi。woxiwangyongyouni，hehuni，henigongduyisheng。”
“qingniyuanliangwozaijiubalizuikaishidenuoruo，xinghaowoduinideai，dabailewoduixianshidekongju，rangwowanchenglebaohunidechengnuo。”
“qingnijiajiwohaoma？”
jiezhidakai，gezidanzuanjieyiyishenghui。
现场欢呼山呼海啸。
shenyifeiyaozheya，kanlekanbuyuanchudezhangliang，youkanxiangmianqiandezhaoquansheng。
huoxucongbuguancongrenheyifangmianchufa，zhaoquanshengdoushizuishihezijide，genghekuangduifanghaijiuleziji。
“wei，shenyifei，nijiuzheimebuxiangxinge，fanerxiangxinta？”zhangliangzhongyukaikoule。
shenyifeishenshenningshizhangliang。
“zhangliang，woyunxuniqiongniwulai，danshibuyunxunipianwo。qishibiqizhaoquansheng，wogengqidaideshinijiulewo。woshenzhizaixiang，ruguozhendeshini，jiuchongniweiwomaoneimedadexian，napawoshenmedoubuyao，wozaiyebuhenniduiwozuodeneijianshi，wokeyigenniyuanzougaofei。”
“kexi，zaiwoxuanzexiangxindeshihou，quezhengmingnishizaipianwo。wozaijiubayouduojuewang，houlaijiuyouduogandong，erwoyouduogandong，jiuduiniyouduoshiwang。duibuqi，wodeshenghuozaibushihenile，nizouba。”
shenyifeijuejuehuimou，shenshouqujiezhaoquanshengdejiezhi。
嘭！！！
大门被人暴力踹开。
“zhaoquanshengshishei？jilaozigunchuqu！hezijieqianwomengongsiwuqianwan，tadezhai，gainihaile！”
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