woaichihuashengde《gaosunizufenbunengwanibuting，chushileba》zheibenshukeweiyongxinliangku，neironghenxiyinren，renwumiaoxiejingzhi，gaochaodieqi，rangrenliulianwangfan，linhaoyumomoshigaishudezhujiao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi：erzheishi，yituanheiqizhijiepiaolejinlai。“nalaideyan，zheisheitaniangdezaiwaimiandianhuoa。”zhongnianrenmeihaoqidejiaodao……
“geweilaotiemendajiahao，woshimomo，jintianwomenyoujianmianle，woxianzaijiuzaibihailantiangongchengxianchang，zaiguolianggeyue，zheilijiuhuijianchengzanmenfenglinxianzuidadexiaoqu，zheigexiaoqudekaifashangshishangshigongsibihailantianjituan，xiangxingongchengzhiliangshijueduimeiyouwenti，bihailantiannengruzhuzanmenfenglinxian，neishizanmenfenglinxianderongyao，zanmenbixuwutiaojianzhichi。”
“womenjiamomohaishizheimepiaoliang，shenweifenglinxianren，womenbixuwutiaojianzhichi。”
“沫沫我爱你。”
“woyebuzhidaoshenmekaifazhileide，fanzhengmomoshuoshenmewojiuxinshenme。”
“zheimedadeyikuaidipi，mianfeirangbihailantiankaifa，limiankendingyoumaoni。”
zhibojianneiyoushangwanrenzaiguankanmomozhibo。
momozeshibianzoubianjieshao。
zheiliyaojianyidong32cenggaodeloufang，zheiliyaonongyigexiaohuayuanchulai。
erjiuzaicishi，tajiandaoqianmianyiduirenzhengzaineilichaozheshenme。
“jiarenmen，juwosuozhi，jiezhidaoxianzai，haiyouyihudingzihumeiyouqianhetong，zanmenxianzaiguoqukankan，jiujingshishenmerenzaizudanggongchengdejindu，juwosuozhi，bihailantianduizheilishizhizaibide，erqietamenjidebuchangjinhaishixiangdangfenghoude，ruguozheidoubudaying，neichunshumeishizhaoshi。”
“jiushi，xiangzheizhongdingzihu，jiuyinggaijitadianyansekankan。”
“jiutazijibutongyiqianzi，zheibushiyingxianggongchengjinduma。”
“wogennimenshuo，yibanzheizhongrendoushiwulai。”
“neihaifeishenmehua，zhijiebataladaoyibian，qiangchailewanshi。”
momoyeshiduzhezui，qihuhudedao：“zou，jiarenmen，womenyiqiqukankan。”
xianchang，youyiqunrenweizheyimingshaonian。
shaoniandaizheyifuyanjing，jideyanleidouliuxialaile。
“wodougennimenshuole，zheilibunengdong，xiamianshiwomenlinjiadezufen，womenlinjiayouzuxun，zheilibixudengdao2033niancainengwa，yaoburan，huichudashide。”
zhouweizhongrentinghoudouhahadaxiaoqilai。
zaitamenkanlai，mianqianzheixiaozijiushizaizheilishuohuhuani。
shenmegoupizuxun，shenmebunengdong，doushilinzixuanzijiduzhuanchulaide。
cunzhangmengweiminshangqianyibudao：“zixuana，nifumuzaowang，nishichibaijiafanzhangdade，yinggaidongdianguiju，xianzairenjiakaifashangyaokaifazanmendedi，zheishihaoshi，nizaizheilizulanzhe，neishidanwuzanmenquancundehaoshi。”
linzixuanzhejidedao：“cunzhang，wozhenmeiyoupianni，wofumuzailikaideshihoudingzhuguowo，yidingbunengdongzheili，yaoburan，huichushide。”
“nengchushenmeshi。”mengweiminbugaoxingdedao：“chuleshiwodingzhe，nixiaozijiubuyaozaizheililanzhele，gaiganmaganmaqu。”
linzixuanshenzhegebo，yaotoudao：“buxing，zheilishiwolinjiazufen，wobutongyinimenzaizheilidongtu。”
momojiandaodingzihujingranshiyimingshaonian，zheicaipiezuidao：“zhenshijidanpengshitou，tangbeidangche，zheigegongchengshixianlipide，ninengzudangdelema，zaishuole，zheigekaifashangkeshibihailantian。”
网友们也纷纷附和。
“jiushi，tazheishizizhaomafan。”
“nimendengzhekanba，zheigenianqingrenkendingyaochikui。”
“ai，haishitainianqingle，ruguoshiwo，shenmezufenbuzufende，zhiyaoqiandaowei，jiushiwodiedefenyebuxing。”
“loushangnizhenshihaoerzia。”
momokanbuxiaqule，shangqianzhangyizhiyandao：“ai，kannidaigeyanjingyeshidushuren，shenmezuxun，zufen，neidoushimixinsixiang，shilouxi，nihaishiganjinqianlehetong，miandeyingxianggongchengjindu。”
linzixuanshuodegouduole，tayaozhetou，buxiangzaifeihua。
danshitayanshenjianding，buxiangtuoxie。
“nizheigerenzenmezheiyang，wogaosunia，wokeshiyoubaiwanfensi，xianzaidajiadoukanzhenidebiaoxianni，ruguonizhiyiyaodangdingzihu，neiyihounizhaogongzuohuozhezhaolaopodoubuhaozhao。”
“jiushi，xiangzheizhongdingzihukendingxinliyouwenti，fanzhengwodegongdishibuyaozheizhongren。”
“meicuo，momoshuodedui，haishiganjintongyileba。”
“nianjiqingqingfumuzaowang，nanguaixinggezheimejueqiang。”
“ruguowoyouzheizhongerzi，wodeqidecongfendilipachulai。”
linzixuanyijiumeiyoudongyao，ershiduizhezhouweizhongrendajiaodao：“wodougennimenshuoguole，zheilibunengdong，zheishiwolinjiazufen，donglezhihou，huiyoubaoyingde。”
jiuzaizheishi，kaifashanglaidaolemengweimindemianqian。
“mengcunzhang，zheijianshihaidenilaichulia，womenxianquneibiandengzhe，nizheibianchulihaolezhihoujiulianxiwo。”
kaifashangshuowan，zhijiezoukaile。
mengweiminqidedengzheyan，ranhouyigedianhuabacunlidecunminquandoujiaolaile。
“jintiancunliyoutouyoulianderendoulaile，nimenyedouzuogejianzheng，jintianshilinzixuanqiangxingzunaoshigong，yaochengweilaolaidingzihu，bushiwomenwuliqunao。”
周围村民都点点头。
yiweilaodayeshangqiandao：“zixuana，nijiubiedangzhele，renjiakaifashangdeqiandoujileyibanle，ruguonijixuzulan，lingwaiyibanrenjiajiubujile。”
“shia，nishiwomenkanzhezhangdade，xianzaiyourenkaifazheili，duizanmencunshiyouhaochude。”
“nixiaozizheimebudongshini，ganjinrangkai，yaoburan，womenkeyaoduinibukeqi。”
cunlidelaoshaoyemenerdounushizhelinzixuan。
linzixuanguizaizhongrenmianqian。
“geweishushubobodayidama，nimenyinggaizhidao，zheilishiwomenlinjiadezufen，linjiazuxun，zheiliqianwanbunengdong，yaoburan，cunzihuizaoyangde。”
“扯淡。”
zheishiyiweilaozhezoulechulainuqichongchongdedao：“nimenlinjialaizheilicaiduozhangshijian，ruguobushiwomenmengjiacunshouliulenimenlinjia，nimenhaibuzhidaozaishenmedifangni。”
“jiushi，niyigewailaihujingranhaixiangzulanwomenfacai，mendoumeiyou。”
“rangwokan，zanmenzhijiebazheilijiwakaisuanle。”
mengweiminjiandaohuohouchabuduole，zheicaizhanchulaigankeyishengdao：“zixuana，niyekandaole，dajiadoujianyiwafen，nikanzheiyangxingbuxing，wogenkaifashangtamenxieshangyixia，duojinimenbuchangwubaikuaiqian，bijingniwufuwumu，yesuanshidajiazhaogunile。”
qitarenfenfendiantou，eryouxiecunminzeshiduzhezui，baoyuandao：“pingshenmeduojitawubaia，wohaixiangduoyaowubaini。”
孟为民眼睛一瞪。
“jiuzheimedingle，bakaifashangjiaoguolai，donggongba。”
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