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tabadiyicixianjilezheigenvren,haijiulezheinvrenyiming,zheinvrenbuganendaideyishenxiangxuyejiubale,juranhaiyaogaotaqinfanzhizui。
简直,好人不能做。
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“hong!”dunshi,youruleipiyiban,zhenggerenjiangzailemenkou,naohaiyipiankongbai,tiana,zhenshi1809,tazhendezoucuolefangjian。
zijikaidefangjianzaigebi。
zheitiandadewulonghainengzaiwuyidianma?
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zhouyiduiqinmengqiukaikoudao:“xianzaikanqingchufangjianhaomalema?”
“kenijiranzhidaowozoucuofangjian,weihebutixingwo,haiyaoqinfanwo?”qinmengqiuliansefeihong,meibushengshou,danyilianjiaonuzhise。
“woxiangtixinglaizhe,danwokaimenzhihou,nilouzhewojiuken,wozhidaozheishiyinweinizhongdusuozhi,wobuguaini……”
qinmengqiudaduandao:“wozhongdu,nibuguaiwo?”
“shia!”zhouyihenrenzhendediantou。
**denanrentajianguobushao,danhaimeijianguozheime**de,tawendao:“haoa,nishuowozhongdu,nishuoshuowozhongleshenmedu?”
“qiyinhehuansan!”zhouyihenrenzhendeshuodao。
秦梦秋能相信吗?
当然不会相信。
zaitarenzhili,qiyinhehuansanzhiyouzaiwuxiaxiaoshuolicaiyou,jiusuanxianshizhongyouyeshijinyao,tazenmekenenghuizhongzheizhongduni?
kanlaizheinvrenbuxina,xingkuilaoziluyinle。
zhouyinachushoujidao:“woweilezhengmingwodeqingbai,suoyizaibangnijiedudeshihouteyiluyinle!”
yushizhouyidakaishoujiluyinruanjian。
“niyaowo,niyaowo…woyao…ngng…aa……”
“哗!”
tingdaoluyinlimiandeshengyin,qinmengqiudelianyixiazihongdaolebojing,zhei**de**,haizhendeluyinle,buguohaoxiangshiwoqinfantazaixian……
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qinmengqiulaidaotademianqian,zhijiecongtashouliqiangguoleshouji,ranhou“pa”deyisheng,shoujiluodibianchengfeiji。
周易:“……”
zheinvrenhaijianglima?neishiwoxiqingzuimingdezhengju。
ranhou,qinmengqiucongpibaolinachuyizharenminbi,shuaijilezhouyi。
zhouyiwendao:“zheishifengkoufeima?”
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qinmengqiulengdao:“nihaixiangganma?”
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tasuixihuanqian,dantabushiyazi。
“suibianni!”qinmengqiulengshizhouyiyiyan,ranhoulinbaochumenyouguai。
youguaineijian1806defangzi,shitazuowankaide。
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shuowan,qinmengqiuzhijielikaile。
zhouyikanleyiyanqinmengqiudebeiying,meiduodafanying,fanzhengtayijingtixingle。
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送,还是不送?
zhouyiyouyuleyixia,haishidasuansong。
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zheihuayichu,doupengzhongnianyusangedashouduiwangyiyan,yousuoyiwai。
gengrangtamenyiwaidehaizaihoumian。
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shenmilaozheduitashuoguo,pantushawushe!!!
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“woshuoguo,chulipantuderen!”zhouyiheranyouchushoule。
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ranhou,beizhouyisanxiawuchuer,zhijieniezhubojingningduan,qixiquanwu。
pangbiandeqinglongbeizhouyidebadaojizhenjingdeyakouwuyan,neibeitazhijiemiaoshadekeshiyishendianbadazhanglaozhiyi。
haiyou,zaitayanzhong,tamencaishipantu,shenmeyisi?
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