guaiyingyingde《gaoshouxiashan：wodebaifumeilaopo》demiaoxiezhanshilexuduoyixiangbudaodeyuansu，suimeitebiexinxianneirong，danshiyijiubuhuijuedelaotao。zhujiaoshiyefanxiawanqiu，jiangshule：guaduandianhua，yefandanxinxialaodeanquan，yushixianhuilexiajia。yidakaijiamen，xialaomanlianchijing，“xiaofan，nizenmeyigerenyouhuilaile？……
kanzheqigugudexiaoya，yefandunshigangawubi，jiaozhitouzaiyuandikouchuleyidongbieshu。
tabenlaixiangqiaoqiaoliuzou，zenmehuixiangdaozaizuihouguantoubeirendangchangzhuazhu！
bingqiezheigerenhaishitazuibuxiangyudaodexiaoya！
nandaozheigexiaoyatoupianzideyanjingyizhifangzaizijishenshang？！
简直有毒！
danshiyizhici，yefanzhinengshilimazhaojiekoudao，
“bushi，xiaoxiaojieniwuhuile，wojiushichidetaiduole，xiangchulailiudaliuda，xiaoxiaoshi，bushinixiangdeneiyangde。”
xiaoyaquemingxianbuxin，buguobingmeiyoujiuzhebufang，fanershichenshidao，
“neixinga，wopeini。”
“nidaiwoyiqichuquliudaliuda。”
yefanyiting，dunshitouda，tongshiyeyoudianjingcha，
“ni？jintianbushinideshengriyanhuima，nizheigeshouxingbuhaohaoguoshengri，genzhewoxiapaoshenme？”
“你爸会同意吗？”
zheihuadaoshirangxiaoyamanlianbugaoxingqilai，
“bietile，shenmeshengriyanhui，jiushiwobajiezhewodeyoutou，zhaogechanghejulongrenmai，shangtanshengyi，jiaohuanliyieryi。”
“gangcaibawoyilaguoqu，jiuheneixiedalaobanmengegebajiuyanhuanqule，naliyoukongguanwo。”
“haolehaole，butitale，yefan，daiwochuquzouzouba，wohaiconglaimeiyouwanshangdandugennanhaiziyiqichuquguoni，nidaiwoyici，jiudangshijiwodeshengriliwule，zenmeyang？”
叶凡本来还在犹豫。
kexiaoyaqueyijingshizhuazheyefandeshoubei，yibianyao，yibiandashengsaqilejiaolai，
“yefan～yefan～qiuqiunilema～qiuqiule～”
zheikeyixiarangyefanchedisongle，takebuxiangrangzheifuchangjingbeirenkandao！
那可是要社死的！
yushizhinengjimangwunaidayingxialai，
“haohaohao，xu！zouba。”
“buguowohenmang，zhinengpeini10fenzhong，shijianyidao，nijiuganjinzijihuilai。”
...
henkuai，yefanjiuhexiaoyazoudaolejiudianwaideyitiaoxiaochijieshang。
zheilisuirangenbenbunenghejunhaodajiudianneizhongdangcidedifangbi，shenzhihaixiandehenjianlou。
danshichongmanleshenghuodeyanhuoqi，rangyefanshenshanggangcaidebuzizaishunjianxiaoshile。
tahaishigengxihuanzheizhongpingfandeshenghuo。
ruguonengzaodianhuicunzili，meitianyuqingshanlvshuiweiban，neijiugenghao。
xiaoyahaoxiangyeshidiyicilaizheizhongdifang，lazheyefansichuzhangwang，shifenhaoqi。
shenzhi，hailazheyefanzuodaoleyijiashaokaotanshang，dianlebushaoshaokaoxiaochi。
yefanziranbutiaoshi，fanzhenggangcaizaijiudianyemeifangkaishoujiao，zhimianqiangchilegebanbao。
xianzaiyourenqingkezaichiyidun，zuihaobuguo！
errangtagandaojingqideshi，xiaoyazheizhongdahurenjiadedaxiaojiejuranyechidehenyongmeng！
zhangyuxiaowanzi，choudoufu，kaotiaopi，yikouyige！
zhongtujuedebuguoyin，haiqugebitanziyouduanlewanluosifen！
ziliuziliu，youlayoutangdeluosifen，ladetashixiaozuitonghong！
keshijiushishebudefangxiakuaizi！
yefankanderenjunbujin，renbuzhutixingdao，
“mandianchi，meirengenniqiang，erqienidebingganghao，haishiyaoyinshiqingdanweizhu，shaochidianxinlayounide。”
xiaoyaqueguyichongyefanzuoyoulaihuibaitou，yifubutingbutingwobutingdeaojiaomoyang，
“qie，renjiazheibushiconglaimeichiguoma～”
“yiqianzaijia，bushilongxiabaoyu，jiushiyuzijianghezhanfuniupai，wodouchinile...”
yefan，“......”
好嘛，是他打扰了！
zuihou，yefanjiuzheimekanzhexiaoyayikouqimaitouganwanleyidapanxiaochi，haiyouyiwanluosifen，zheicaimomozui，kaixinditingxialai，chongtazhayan。
叶凡忍不住笑了。
zhenxianga，yiqiantazaicunziliweizhudeshihou，zhuyeshizheiyangzaicaolimaitouganfan。
zuihouchikaixinle，caitaiqilaitouchongtahengheng，yaozhexiaoweiba。
keshixiaoyabingbuzhidaoyefanxiangdezheixie，haiyiweitazaichongzijishihao。
yushixinqingdahao，zhanqilaijiuzhaohulaobanjiezhang，
“老板，买单！”
keshi，xiaoyaganghanchulaizheijuhuajiushunjiandaizhule！
yinweitajinwan，chuandeshiyijianleisiyulifudexiannvquna，genbenmeiyoukoudai！
yejiushishuo，tagenbenmeidaiqianbao！
zhinengshilimajiangyishuangwuzhudeyanshenkanxiangleyefan！
eryefanyedunshilengshenle，wocao，zheishaazheishi，takeshiyemeiqiana！
yushihu，yefanzhinengshimanlianwunaidezhanqilai，bangmanlianbuhaoyisidexiaoyazhudongdao，
“laoban，nizheiernengshe...”
keshi，tahuadouhaimeishuowan！
jiujianhuranpangbianyouren，zhijieshuaichuleyidabahongsechaopiaochulai，
“buyong，jintianzheidunshaokao，woqingle。”
yefandunshiyijingya，zaikanguoqushi，jiujianchushoude，shiyimingshuzheyoutoudenianqingnanzi，shencaigaoda，chuanzhebusu。
youqishineizhiyinggoubi，rangyefanshifenyanshu。
henxianggangcaijiudianlideneigelaoshidingzhetakandezhongniannanren。
xiaoyazeyeshishifenchijing，tahaoxiangbingburenshizheigeren，suoyilimaoxiejuedao，
“e...women，haoxiangburenshiba？”
“yaobuzheigeqiannihaishinahuiqu，wowenlaobanjiegedianhua，rangwojialirenguolaiyitangjiuhao。”
neimingnianqingnanziqueshizilaishuyiban，zhijiejiuxiangyaoshangqianlailouxiaoya，haiguyibazijigugunangnangdehebaoliangchulaijitaxianbai，
“ai，zheiyoushenme，bujiushidunshaokaoma，woqingdeqi！”
“nikan，nikan，bujiushiqianma，geyoudeshi！”
zhongtu，haiguyiduizheyefanchibidao，
“buxiangyoudeqionglao，qiaoqiaodaizhezanmendexiaodaxiaojiechulaichizheizhongburuliudedongxiyejiusuanle，haimeiqianmaidan，zhenshi...hehe...”
zheihuayichu，yefandunshicumei，zheijiahuo，zhaochade？
xiaoyayejuedeshifenbushufu，zhudonghouchelakaijulihou，bugaoxingdao，
“qingnifangzunzhongdian，shiwoyaotadaiwochulaide。”
“haiyou，nidaodishishei，zenmehuirenshiwo？nidaodixiangganshenme？”
youtounanziyiting，dunshiyebuzhuangle，yimozijideyouliangtoupihou，jiuzhijiedao，
“heihei，xiaoxiaojie，biejinzhang，wojiaowudi，shibentuwushiqiyedeshaodong。”“wobazhengzailimianhenibahejiuni，gangcaiwoyeyizhixianghenirenshirenshilaizhe，danjiushizhongtukandaozheixiaozibanihongchulaile，bufangxin，suoyigenchulaile。”
“zenmeyang，xianzainizhidaoleba，zheixiaozijiushigeyouzuihuashedeqionggui，nigenwozouba，jiubahaishiktv，wodainihai...”
qiliao，meidengxiaoyahuida。
yefanjiuzhijielazhuletadeshou，
“zou，10fenzhongdaole，wosongnihuiqu。”
wudidunshibushuangle，yongshouyizhi，dengzheyanjiuxionghenminglingdao，
“xiaozi，niyepeipengxiaoxiaojiedeshou？！”
“给老子撒开！”
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