《gaoshouxiashan，beipohenvzongcaiyiqishenghuo》xiaoshuoyouzuozhewojiaolvxiaobusuoxie，qingjiebolanqifu，xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，xiaoshuodezhurengongshixiaotianlinqinyi，jiangshule：ketaweishenmeyaomaxiaotian，nandaolianggerenzhijianfashengguoshenmezijibuzhidaodeshiqing？yucitongshi，wangshouyuankanlinqinyiruciaoman，jiezijideduan，bianshangqianyibu，……
第13章
xiaotianzouguoqu，dianleyiwanyangchunmian。
mianyirukou，zheididaodeweidaorangxiaotianshizhidadong。
sanxiawuchuerdegongfu，xiaotianjiuganwanleyiwanmian，quehaiyouxieyiyouweijin。
“laoban，zailaiyiwan！”
xiaotiancalecazui，taiqitoulaigangyaozhaohulaoban，jiukandaolezhiqianzaishangchangyudaodeliuyuerfunv。
“xiaotianxiansheng，haizhenshigouqiaode，zaizheidounenggouyushangnin。”
liuqiaoshanyeyouxieyiwai，danchushilaodaodeta，haishizhudongxiaozheduixiaotiandazhaohu。
gangcaineijianshibenjiushiliuyuercuozaixian，
hekuangtashizhongwufakanchuanxiaotian，
shenshoubudaxiaolianren，limaoyidianzongmeicuo。
“zaizheidounengyushang，zheijiaohuiqicaidui！ba，womenhuanyijiachi！”
zheishi，yuanbenhaixiaolianyingyingdeliuyuer，faxianxiaotiandecunzaihou，liansejiulenglexialai，zhuaizhuliuqiaoshandegebo，jiuxiangzhuanshenlikai。
suirantayijingjieshouleliuqiaoshandeshuofa，xiaotianzaiwudaofangmianbizijiqiang，danxianrantahaishiduizhiqiandeshiqingxincunbuman。
“yuer，nandaoniwangjiwogangcaiduinidejiaohuilema！”
liuqiaoshanmeitouyizhou，“haibukuaijixiaotianxianshengdaoqian！”
“wopingshenmejitadaoqian，bukeneng！”
liuyuerduqidebieguotouqu，rangliuqiaoshanyizhenwunai，youzhuantouchaoxiaotianshuohaohua：“xiaotianxiansheng，qianwanwangxinliqu，xiaonvdexinggedequeshi......ai。”
“wohaimeineimexiaoxinyan，jiaowoxiaotianjiuxing，meibiyaogaodeneimekeqi。”
kanzheliuyuerdiaomandexiaonvshengzitai，xiaotianyemeiyouwangxinliqu，suiyipieleyipangdekongzuoweiyiyan，
“laidoulaile，neijiuzuoxiachigemianba。”
xiaotianhaobuzaiyidao，niutouduizhelaobanhanleyisheng：“laoban，zaijialiangwanmian！”
“neijiuduoxiexiaotianxiaoxiongdile。”
liuqiaoshangonglegongshou，lazheyizhangyizizuolexialai，suihoukanleyiyanliuyuer：“hailengzheganma，kuaizuoxia。”
“切！”
liuyuerlenghengyisheng，bumandezuolexialai。
“xiaotianxiaoxiongdi，wotingnidekouyin，yinggaicailaijianghaibujiuba？”
zuoxiahou，liuqiaoshanlimaodehexiaotianpantanleqilai。
jiandanyijuhua，zuyikanchutadeshehuijingyanlaodao。
suirantakanbuchuxiaotiandeshenqian，danzhijuegaosutaxiaotianjueduibujiandan，wudaojingjiehenkenengzaiwujizhishang，
但所谓穷文富武，
wudaoyitu，chuleguorendetianfuyiwai，waijiedepeiyangtongyangbibukeshao，erxiangxiaotianrucinianqing，bidingshiheheyoumingdecunzai，
ketaquemeiyoutingguoxiaotiandemingsheng，
gangcaitashenzhihaituorendatingleyifan，kedouchawukecha。
这就让人很奇怪了。
suoyitaxiangyaoyongzheizhonghanshasheyingdeduihua，laitaotaoxiaotiandekoufeng。
“tushengtuzhangdejianghairen，zhishizaishiwunianqianlikailejianghai，xianzaicaiganghuilai。”
xiaotiansuirantingchuleliuqiaoshanbieyouyongxin，dantabingmeiyoufangzaixinshang。
“原来如此。”
liuqiaoshanhuangrandedianlediantou，neixinqueyihuobuyi。
xiaotianwudaojingjiezailihai，yebukenengzaiduanduanshiwunianneiyicuerjiu，
yejiushishuo，tajiranshijianghaishideren，napazaishiwunianqianyinggaiyexiaoyoumingqicaidui，kezijizenmemeiyoutingshuoguo？
yihuoguiyihuo，dantayezhidaozijizaijixuwenxiaqu，kongpahuiyinqixiaotiandefangan，yushibianhuanlegefangshi：“xiaotianxiaoxiongdi，gangcaizoudecongmang，neijianshidequeshixiaonvdebudui，xinkuixiaoxiongdigaotaiguishou，buguojiranzanmenzaicixiangyu，neijiushiyuanfen。”
“woqianxiaoxiongdiyigerenqing，zheishiwodemingpian，rihouyouyongdezhededifang，jinguankaikou。”
shuoba，liuqiaoshanquchuyizhangmingpiandijilexiaotian，shangmianxiezhe：jingchenganbaogongsidongshizhang，liuqiaoshan。
guanyutadeshenfen，xiaotianzaoyiconghetingtingkouzhongdezhi，
danshenshoubudaxiaolianren，xiaotianhaishibaduifangdemingpianjieleguolai，“haoyiwoxinlingle，renqingjiusuanle，rangtayihouzhuyiyidianjiuxing，bingbushisheidouxiangwozheiyanghaoshuohuade。”
xiaotianzhishishihuashishuo，bijingliujiatahaikanbushangyan，danliuyuerqueyouxienaonu！
zheixiaotianpingshenmeshuojiaoziji？
他是属口袋的吗？
也太能装了吧！
zaijianghaishi，sheirenbuzhijingchenganbaogongsi？
谁人不知刘家？
xianghezijifuqinjiejiaodedayourenzai，yaoshinenggourangliuqiaoshanqianxiayigerenqing，neijueduishilaozuzongbaoyoudedahaoshi，xiaotianjuranshuosuanle？
“hehe，yuqishuojiaowo，bufangzijizhaozhaojingzi！nizhendangzijitianxiadiyi？”
liuyuerrenbuzhufanduidao。
“liuyuer，nijiwoshaoshuoliangju！”
liuqiaoshannuchiyisheng，erxiaotianzebuzaiyidexiaoleqilai，“yexuba。”
“呸！少臭美了。”
liuyuerpeileyisheng，liuqiaoshanyuyaokaikou，qiahaozheishilaobanbamianduanleshanglai，
“吃面。”
xiaotiannaqikuaizi，xiliuchileqilai。
liuqiaoshanjiantameiyouzaiyi，dengleliuyueryiyan，shiyitashaoshuoliangju，zheicainaqikuaizi。
滴滴滴滴！
“快躲开啊！”
jiuzaizheishi，yizhenjicudelabashengxiangleqilai，xiyinlemiantanhezhouweixingrendezhuyi。
zhongrenfangyanwangqu，zhijianyiliangqibamizhangdexiangshilengxianhuoche，jiangyiliangxiaojiaochezhuangfeilesansishimiyuan。
raner，zheilengxianhuochehaoxiangshishikongleyiyang，yijiumeiyoutingxialai，ershijixuchaozhemiantanfeichierlai。
neimedadecheyaoshizhuangguolai，jueduihuizaochengyizhuangnanyiwanhuidecanan！
“buhaole！dajiakuaipaoa！”
yankanbumiao，zhouweiderenhuangzuoyituan，dunshichaosizhoutaosan。
“爸！快闪！”
liuyuertongyangchajuedaoweixian，lianmangtixingzijidefuqinduobi。
tasuiranshiwushijingjie，liliangqiangda，shenshouminjie，duifuersanshigeputongrenbuzaihuaxia，danbijingtayeshiren，pingzhexuerouzhiqukehaimeifadangzhuzheilianghuochedeweixie。
napashiwujijingjiedeliuqiaoshan，mianduizheizhongnanyiyucedeweixian，yezhinengjinxingduobi。
“xiaotianxiongdi，weixian！kuaipao！”
funvliangzaidiyishijianjiuzuochufanying，xunsuchaozhecefangjinxingduobi，liuqiaoshanshenzhihaibuwangtixingmaitouchimiandexiaotian，
kexiaotianquemeiyouyaotaodeyisi。
zhijiantataiqitoulai，kanzhechongzhuangerlaidexiaohuoche，yanjingyimi，shuangtuimengrandengdi，zhenggerenchaozhehuochezhuangleguoqu。
“萧天小兄弟！！”
liuqiaoshanyileng，lianliuyuerhezhouweiderendoushaleyan。
zheigemenshibeiheshale，paocuofangxiangle？
youqishiliuyuer，zijizhishiduiletayiju，fanbuzhezishazhengdaoba？
孕后逼我离婚，我转身嫁你首长
zuozhe：womingyouwobuyoutiandi
栏目：都市
老婆将我的抗癌成果给了男学生
作者：生姜王
栏目：都市
未婚妻逼我替兄入赘瘫痪后，她悔疯了
作者：西瓜碎碎冰
栏目：都市
作者：池鱼小月
栏目：都市
爱上双胞胎女神：我开始开赛车
作者：安诺汉森
栏目：都市
我只会说实话，老婆求我快闭嘴
作者：方方爱吃番茄
栏目：都市
