renqijiazuo《gaoshouxiashan：qigeshijiechongaiwo！》，jinlaishoudaolefeichangduodeduzhemenzhichi，zhuyaorenwufenbieshizhanghaoranliruotong，shiyoudashenzuozhezaihezhizhujingxinbianxiewanchengde，xiaoshuowuguanggaobanbenneirongjianshu：“mashangjiergedadianhua，rangergecongannanjunquchoudiaoyizhijingyingbuduiguolai，wojiubuxiangxinhaigaobudingta！”……
第7章
“都给我上！”
yelaoyezixiangzhezijishenbianjincundelianggerenhechiyisheng，zheilianggeren，zhengshiyejiazhuanmenpinqingguolaidemenke，xiuweiyizhensiji，yejiushiyejiamuqiandezuigaozhandouli！
cishi，yejiadeliangmingzhanglaoyijingzhanleqilai，zhengzhunbeixiangzhanhuhecuiyanxuanyaoyifan，shuodao：“lianggexiaozi。”
raner，tamendehuayinhaiweiluoxia，zhanhuyijingrutongyoulingbanlaidaoletamendeshenqian，neibaduandaoyixunleibujiyanerzhishi，zaikongzhonghuachuyidaohuxian！
嗤！嗤！
chaneijian，lianggeyejiasipinqiangzhe，shuangmuyuanzheng，kouzhongpenchuyidaoxuejian，hongrandaodi。
yankanzheyejialiangdagaoshoushensi，yejiazhudengrendelianshangjindoushiyipiantieqing。
“ni，nishenpangweiheyourucilihaidegaoshou？”
yelaoyouxiebukesiyidekanzhezhanghaoran，tazenmeyexiangbudao，wunianzhiqian，yigemanmenchaozhan，beirenfeidiaoshoujiao，diurudahaidenianqingren，zenmehuizaiwunianzhihou，jiuyongyoulelianggezheimelihaidegaoshou。
“呵呵!”
zhanghaoranyilianbuxiededingzheyelaoyezi，yibubuzouxiangta。
“kaiqiang!”yelaoyezidaheyisheng。
砰砰砰!!
dunshi，jishengqiangxiang，liukezidanyijikuaidesuducongsimianbafangfeixianglezhanghaoran、zhanhu、cuiyansanren，henmingxian，tamenyijingzuohaolezhunbei。
“wugonghaoyoushenmeyong？nengdidangzhuqiangxieme？”
yejiadejiazhulengxiaoyisheng，raner，dangtadeshengyinluoxiadeshihou，tadeliansequeshidouranyijiang。
zhanghaoranyizhaoyishi，liufazidanjiubeitajilanlexialai，ranhouyoubeitajidafeilechuqu。
嗖嗖!!!
bansuizheyidaodaopofengsheng，liufazidanyixunleibujiyanerzhishiduizheliumingchiqiangnanzijisheerchu，chaneijian，shudaoqilidecanjiaochuanchu，zhijianliumingyinzangzaiheianzhizhongdechiqiangnanzifenfenxianlushenxing，ranhouhongrandaodi。
“你......”
yelaoyezikanzhezheiwanruokehuanpianyibandehuamian，zhenggerendourenbuzhudalegehanzhan。
zhiyuyejiaren，zeshichedidejuewangle，tamenzenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，zheigeganggangfuhuodenianqingren，jurannenggouzailiukezidanzhixiahuoxialai，zheidaodishishenmeguaiwu？
“叶老!”
jiuzaicishi，yiduirenmacongwaimianyonglejinlai，lingtoudeheranshianlandadouduhuzong，houmiangenzheyiduihusongtadehuweiduishibing。
嗖！
kandaohuzongxianshen，yejialaozulianseyichen，hedao：“huzongdulaidezhengshishihou，susujiangzheisangejiahuozhuaqilai！”
“naxia!”huzongkanzhezhanghaoransanren，dandanlengdao。
jiuliananlandezongdudouduitamengonggongjingjing，bijingtamenshianlanzuidadeshijia。
suoyihuzongcaihuizaiyejiayijuhuahou，diyishijianjiudiaojileshouwei，jianganlantuantuanweizhu！
youleyelaodemingling，huzonggenbenjiubuxuyaoduoshuo，zhixuyaojiangzhanghaorandengrenzhuaqilaijiuxingle。
“住手!”
zhanhudaheyisheng，shangqianyibu，muguangluozaihuzongshenshang：“nijiushianlanzongduhuzong？”
“fangsi，jingganruciduiwozongdudarenshuohua！”
yiminghuzongdeshouxia，duizhezhanhujiaodao。
嗖！
zhanhudijihuzongyifenqingsedewenjian，lengdao：“nizijikan！”
huzongjieguowenjian，haoqidejiangwenjianzhankai，dunshi，tadeliansedabian，shuangyandengda，yifuchijingdeyangziwangzhezhanhu。
“看完了?”
zhanhuxianghuzongshilegeyanse，rangtahunshenyizhen，ganjinbashenfenzhengmingdileguoqu，zhengyaoshuohua，quebeizhanhuyibaqiangleguoqu，lengshengdao：“banimenderendoudaizou！”
“是!”
huzongyiyanbufa，zhuanshenjiuzou，yejialaoyeziliansedabian，“huzongdu，ninzheishi？”
raner，huzongquexiangshimeiyoutingdaoyelaoyezidehua，lingzheshouweicongcongliqu。
huzongdelikai，rangyejiarendouyouxiemobuzhetounao，suiranbuzhidaofashengleshenmeshi，danyejialaoyeziquesihumingbaileyixie，takanzhezhanhu：“nishishenmeren？”
“yigejiangsizhiren，haiyongdezhewenma？”
zhanhulengdao，takanleyiyanzhanghaoran，“gongzi，womenyaobuyaobatamendoushadiao？”
“不!”
“不要杀他们！”
zhanghaoranzoudaoyelaoyezishenpang，kanzhetadao：“rujin，woyaofumienimenyejia，qingeryiju！”
“buguo，wobuhuineimeqingyijiurangnimensiqu！”
“shitianhou，wodieniangdejirijiuyaodaole！”
“daoshihou，woyaorangnidengjiangwomenzhangjiafumiezhirendaihuizhangjia，xiangwofumu，xiangzhangjianeixiebeishazhirenketourencuo！”
“shitianhou，zhangfu，wohuidengzhezhuweide！”
“zaibulai，wojiaoniqiuraobude！”
“buyaowangtutaopao，nimenpaobule！”
zhanghaoranliezuiyixiao，duizheyejiarenliezuiyixiao，xiemeiwubi，lingrenmaogusongran。
putong，yelaoyeziyi**zuozailedimianshang，juliedechuanxizhe。
zhiyuzhanghaoran，zeshiyutayiqicongyejiaxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
eryejiarenzeshiyifushihunluopodeyangzi，jiujiumeiyoufanyingguolai。
“爹，你没事吧？”
yeshanganjinshangqian，jiangyelaoyezijifulexialai。
yelaoshenshendixileyikouqi，shaoshaopingfuleyixiaxinqing。
“die，zheikeruheshihao？shirihou，womenyaobuyaoxiangzhangjiaketourencuo？”
yeshanrenbuzhuchaozhetadelaodiekaikou。
“erqie，tayebukenengrangwomenhuozhelikai，tazhishiweilerangwomenshoujinquru，shoujinzhemobale！”
yejiadeneiweizhanglaoqueshilianlianyaotou。
“zheikeruheshihao？zheijiahuodeshilisihuhenqianga，jiusuanshizongdu，yebuhuiguanzheijianshiqingde！”
yeshanyifuyouxinchongchongdemoyang，yelaolengxiaoyisheng，shuodao：“bayejianenggoudongyongdequanbushilidouzhaojiqilai，lingwai，jilingwailianggejiazudaguozhangjiadezhuyi，zhanghaoranjueduibuhuishanbaganxiu，rangtamenzhidao，xiangyaohuoming，weiyidebanfajiushiqixinxieli，lingwai，jiwobaneijiahuohaihuozhedeshiqing，ganjinjiwosanbokailai！”
嗖！
cishi，yeshanzhoulezhoumei，wendao：“die，ninshiyaogaosudangchuneigedagongzi，cizimeisi？”
“yidagongzidexingzi，ruoshirangtazhidaozhanghaoranmeisi，kendingbuhuishanbaganxiu，ruoshitaqinzidongshou，kongpalianzhangjiajitianzhishidouchengbudao！”
yejiadejiazhu，binglengdeshengyinxiangqi。
“die，nidefangfahenhao，wozheijiuanzhaonishuodezuo！”
yeshanlijihanshou，yejiadejiazhuyoudao：“gennijiejiedagezhaohu！”
“die，nideyisishi，qingwangjiaderenbangmang？”yeshanmilemiyan。
“suishuolingmeidangchuyinweiwobataxupeijilewangjiaerxincunjiedi，buguoxianzaiyejiaweizaidanxi，tabixuyaojinzijizuidadenuli，ruoshilingmeikenbangmang，yitazaiannanfudediwei，xiangyaoshoushineijiahuo，haibushiqingeryiju！”yejiadejiazhuchenshengdao。
“wozhidaole，woxianzaijiujijiejiedadianhua！”yeshanlikedayingxialai。
yejiamenwai，zhanhuwangzhezhanghaoranwendao：“gongzi，weishenmebuxianzaijiudongshou，feiyaodengdaoshirihoucaidongshou？”
“gongzishiyaojiezhezheicideshiqing，jiangneigehuilezhangjiadedashaoyejijiuchulaima？”
cuiyanxiaoshengdeduizhanghaoranshuodao。
“bucuo，yejiaruoshibuxiangbeimiezu，kendinghuijinkenengdijiangwomeisideshiqinggaosuneigeren，zhiyaotaxianshen，wojiunengweiwodefuqinmuqinhemeimeibaochou！”
zhanghaoransisidezuanjinlequantou，shuangyanzhizhongshanguoyimonongnongdeshaji。
zhanghaoranbingbuzhidaoneigeshenmigongzidedixi，yebuzhidaoneigegongzidaodishishenmeren，shenzhihaiwenlezijideshifu，keshifuqueshisanjianqikou，rangzhanghaoranzijiquzhao。
suoyi，zhanghaorancaihuiyongzheizhongfangfa，jiangyangyeyindaozheililai！
“cuiyan，nichuquyitang！”
zhanghaochongzhecuiyanjiaodailejiju，ranhouyouzhuantouduizhanhushuodao：“zhanhu，ganggangninachudeshishenmewanyi？wozenmeganjuetabeihedaole！”
“lingyungejinidelingpai，zhiyaoninazhelingpai，xiaguoderenjiubuhuizaizhaonidemafanle！”
战虎应了一声。
“真的假的？”
zhanghaoranzhijuedezijisanshizundelingyungefeitongxiaoke，danduilingyungedaodiyoushenmezuoyong，jiubudeerzhile。
“zaiwomenlingyungemianqian，zheizhongxiaojilianggenbenjiubusuanshenme，ruguowomenliangchunilingyungeshaozhudeminghao，kongpazheidaxiasuoyoudequanguidouhuidiyishijianganlaibajieni！”
翠烟调侃了一句。
“lingyungehenlihaima？”
张昊然啧啧有声。
“lingyungedaodiyouduoqiang，nihenkuaijiuhuimingbaide！”cuiyanshuodao。
jinjiezhe，zhanghaoranyoubotongleliuyuerdedianhua，“haoran，nimeishiba？”
？
“yuer，wohaihao，nirujinshenzaihechu？”
？
zhanghaoranyouxiehaoqidewendao。
？
“wozailiu......”
？
liuyuerdehuahaimeishuowan，bianbeiguaduanledianhua，zhanghaoranzhoulezhoumei，chaozheliujiadefangxiangganqu。
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