henxihuangaoshouxiashan，wojiashijietaichongwolezheibuxiaoshuo， yebeichenzhouruoyushiliyanjipai，qingjiehenxiyinren，huanhuanxiangkou，xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanzhouliebaoqihezi，chengchengchengpaohuishidong，ranhoutapobujidaidijiangtadakai。zhijianhezizhizhongtangzheyibufeichangpiaoliangdeshouji，tayongyouwalansewaiqiao，tongtidaizheyi……
昆仑山。
yigeshenmidexiagushenchu，zhongnianjixue，jiushijiugeshilikongbudedingjianrenlei，guanyazhici，yibeiziwufalikai。
“nikuaizouba，womenyijingmeiyoushenmekeyijiaonide，nideshigeshijie，yijingxuechengliqu，qiuqiule，niquhuohaitamenba。”
yebeichendejiushijiugeshifu，manlianheixian。
zheigedizi，wunianzhiqian，dengshangkunlunshan。
caiwuniandeshijian，jiuxuehuilejiushijiugedingjianqiangzhedesuoyoubenling。
erqie，jiangqianmiandeshigeshijie，quandoujibai，rangtamenmeiyoulianjixuzaikunlunshandaixiaqu，fenfenhuiguidoushi。
“shifu，wobuxiangzoua，kunlunshanshiwodejia，wozenmenengsuibianlikai?”yebeichenyilianwugu。
“我要吐血了!”
yebeichendejiushijiugeshifu，yixiazisankai，zheihuoluchuzheizhongxiaorong，yidingyoumeihaoshi。
jiushijiugeshifu，yizhencuicu，yijiaojiangyebeichenchuaichushangu，rangtagundan。
“zheishiwomendeyinxingka，shijierenheyinxing，dounengquqian，suanshibuchangnide，kuaigundan!”
“师傅……”
“滚啊!!!”
“我受不了!”
“cangtiana，ruguowoyouzui，qingdaizouwoba，weishenmeyaorangyebeichenzheigexiaohundanlaizhemowomen?”
“yebeichennixianzaiyijingdedaowomendezhenchuan，kuaizouba!”
“womenmeishenmekeyijiaonidele!”
“pupupupu!!”yiweishifu，shenzhichouchudaozi，duizhezijideduzibuduandetongguoqu，xianxuekuangbiao，huamianshenren。
“sanshijiushifu，nibuyaoshanghaiziji，wozoujiushile。wuwuwu……”yebeichenluchuyifushangxinyujuedebiaoqing。
踏上归途。
yebeichendejiushijiugeshifudouyaofengle，zheiwunianyilai，tamenzuihouhuideshiqing，jiushishouleyebeichenweitu。
yinweizheihuodexiuliantianfu，shizaishitainitianle。
budanwudao、yishu、yinzhen、jianshu、shenfa、qinggong、yirongdouyijingxiuliandaojuedian。
还他妈的青出于蓝!
jihujiangtamenzheixiezuoshifudedouchaoyuele。
“xiaohundanzhongyuzoule!”
“hahahaha!zoule，zoule，taihaole!”
“hahaha，womenzhongyuqingjingle，wansui!!”
“zheihundan，xiashanzhihou，yidinghuihuohaineishigeqingguoqingchengdetuer!”
kunlunshanshenchu，jiushijiugejueshiqiangzhe，fachulebiguonianhaiyaoxiyuedexiaosheng。
yebeichenlaidaoludihou，zhanzhuanjizhongjiaotonggongju，zuizhongdengshanglehuijiangnanshidefeiji。
“wunianle，wozhongyuyaohuiqule，wunianzhiqian，jializaoshouenan，wogangyaoshangdaxue，yiqunrenchuangruwojia，bufenqinghongzaobai，shalewodefumu!!!!”yebeichenmeicixiangqilaiwunianqiandeyimu，xinzangdouyaotingzhitiaodong。
yiqunwuzhe，chuangrutajia，zaitadaxuedeshengxueyanshang，zhijiesharen。
yebeichendefumu，weileyanhutaliqu，zuizhongcansi。
tayilutaoming，zuizhonghaishibeizhuadao，chayidianjiusizaileneixieshashoudeshouli。
zuizhong，haishiliushijiechushoujiuxiata，jiangtadaihuikunlunshan。
meixiangdao，yebeichenjingranshiqianniannandeyijiandexiwuqicai，zhiyonglewunian，jiuxuechengjiushijiuweidingjianqiangzhedesuoyoubenshi。
“wunianle，wulunsheishixiongshou，woyidingyaorangnixuezhaixuechang!”yebeichenfashi。
feijijianglinjiangnanshihou，yebeichenchulejichang，zhijiebaoxiayitaichuzuche，zhibenzijidelaojia。
zaiyebeichenzouchujichangdeneiyike，jiangnanshimouchushehuazhijidezhuangyuannei，yigejimeidenvzi，turandedaoxiaoxi：“shenme?woshidihuilaile!”
“taihaole，hahaha，shidihuilaile，wozheicibuwuliaole。”
“keshi，zhuren，nindezheiweishidi，wunianzhiqianjiazhongfashengcanan，tadefumushuangwang，zhei……”yimingzhongniannanzimanlianweinan。
“wozhidaozheijianshi，haitediweibeichenchaguole，neibeihouderen……”nvrendeqiaolian，yizhenbodongbuding。
tazoudaobaoxianxiangqian，dakaibaoxianxiang，conglimiannachuyifenwenjian。
“唉。”
nvrenzhangtanyisheng，heshangwenjian。
“jiwozixiguanzhu，dengdaishijichengshu，jiuyaoqujianwozheiweishidi!”nvrenxialing。
“是!”
zhongniannanrenjicongcongdetuiqu。
jiangnanshi，yejiacun，yebeichendangnianjuzhudebieshu。
zacaocongsheng，yipianpobai。
“ba、ma，erzihuilaile，dage，wohuilaile。”yebeichenleiyanmohu，putongyishengguidaozaidi。
“zheishiwoyebeichenzuihouyicixiagui，nimenfangxin，woyidingzhaodaoshanimendechouren，qinzishourentamen!”
yebeichenyaozheya，juezhegu。
“yi，neinianqingrendebeiyingyouxieyanshua。”
“haoxiangshiyelaoqidexiaoerzi?”
“bukenengba，wunianzhiqian，yelaoqijiali……”
“xu!nibuyaomingle?wunianqiandeneijianshi，zhenggejiangnanshidoumeiyourenganzaiti，nihaigantaolun，xiaoxinbeirenzhidao，jinwansidoubuzhidaozenmeside!”pangbiandeyigelurenhededajingshise，lianmangduzhushuohuazhirendezuiba。
“a，duiduidui。”shuohuananrenhedeliansefabai。
dangtamenchaozheyejiabieshumenkoukanqudeshihou，yebeichenzaoyibujianlezongying。
“人呢?”
“dabaitiande，nandaojianguile?”
cike，yebeichenyijingjinruyejiadebieshuqu，tagangzouliangbu，jiulengleyixia，kandaosangefenbei。
zhengzhengqiqi，chumujingxin。
叶老七之墓!
周香莲之墓!
叶北风之墓!
fuqin、muqin、dage，yigedoumeiyouluoxia，jiemaigucidi。
erlibeizhirendeluokuan，zhouruoyu。
kandaozheisangezi，yebeichendenaohaizhongfuxianyigenvhaidemoyang。
周若妤!
bitaxiaoyisui，jinnianyinggaishi22suizuoyou，yinggaishishangdasidenianji。
fumuzaishideshihou，zuoleyidianshengyi，guimohaibucuo，jiachanyougesiwuqianwan。
zhouruoyudefuqinyuyechendefuqinshijiebaixiongdi，liangrencongxiaodinglewawaqin，ruguobuchuyiwai，anzhaoliangjiarendexiangfa，yebeichendaxuebiyehoutajiuyaoyuzhouruoyujiehun。
zhikexi，yichaojiaporenwang，yiqiebufucunzai……
“哐当。”
yebeichenxiangzheixiedeshihou，turanbeihouchuanlaiyishengcuixiang，jiezhechuanlaiyigeshaonvzhandoudeshengyin：“yebeichen!!beichen……beichengege?shinima?nihuilaile?”
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