doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《gaishixiaoyishen》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedexiaoshuo，zhurengongzhouyiqinmengqiudegushiduqilaichaoshuang，xihuancileizuopindeguangdaduzhepengyou，qianwanbuyaocuoguodashen“suancaiyu”dailaidexijingneirong：qinmengqiulaidaotademianqian，zhijiecongtashouliqiangguoleshouji，ranhou“pa”deyisheng，shoujiluodibianchengfeiji。……
第11章
“kewoyeyounvpengyouya，tajiaofangcui！”zhouyirenzhenshuodao，zuolaowunian，tayizhimeiwangdiaoguofangcui。
“neigeyaoyusuguotaojiehundenvren？”
zhouyijiweiyiwai，luyouyouduitashuoguo，fangcuibeisuguotaoqiang.baole，bingqiesuguotaozhangzhejiazuquanshi，bihunfangcui。
zhouyiwendao：“nizhidao？”
“zheijianshiqingyijingchuanbianyuncheng，sheibuzhidao！”qinmengqiushuodao。
“dantashibeibihunde！”
raner，qinmengqiuquedao：“juwosuozhi，kebushizheiyang，shizheifangcuiziyuande，bingqiehaiyijiajinsujiaweirong，zhenghaowoyeyoufangcuidedianhua，nidadianhuawenwenjiuzhidaole！”
guoran，zhouyiyaolehaoma，daledianhua，zhengruqinmengqiushuodeneiyang，shitaziyuande，bingqiehaishuozhouyizhishiyigegangzuolaochulaidefanren，peibushangta。
yihou，buyaozailianxile。
tajiehun，yeburangzhouyiquhexijiu，pasuguotaowuhui。
zhouyiyixiaziruxieleqidepiqiuyiban。
“xianzaizhidaole？”qinmengqiuwendao。
“xing，wodayingni！”fangcuiyijingyaojiarenle，tahaiyoushenmekeliuliandeni？kuangqieqinmengqiubuzhidaobifangcuipiaoliangduoshaobei，erqiehaigentafashengleguanxi。
duitafuze，yeshitianjingdiyi。
daoleminzhengbumen，linglejiehunzheng。
zhouyikanzheshouzhongdehongbenben，gantanyisheng：“zheijiujiehunle？”
总感觉被骗婚了。
“genwohuijia！”qinmengqiudaizhezhouyi，zhijiehuijia。
qinmengqiudejiaweiyuyunchengyichuzhonggaodangdezhuzhaiqu，xiaoquhuanjingyouya。
“mengqiu，nikehuilaile，guoshaohaizaijialidengzhenini！”kaimenzhihou，qinmuliuqinghuameikaiyanxiao，dangtakandaoqinmengqiuhaidaileyigemoshengdenanrenhuilai，lianshangdexiaoronglimaxiaoshile。
liuqinghuawendao：“tashishei？”
“tashiwolaogong！”qinmengqiujieshaodao。
“mengqiu，nishuoshenme？”liuqinghuazhijieshazaiyuandi。
“ma，woshuotashiwolaogong，zaiyigexiaoshizhiqian，womenjiulinglejiehunzheng！”qinmengqiucongbaolinachujiehunzhengjiaojiliuqinghua。
dunshi，liuqinghuajiuhuomaosanzhang：“nigesiyatou，nijiehunzenmebutongzhiwoyisheng，fanzhengzheigehunwobutongyi，lijijiwolile，nibixujiwojiajiguoshao！”
“bushinimenbiwotaijin，wohuiyishengbuxiangdezhaogenanrenjiehunma？haiyouwobingbuxihuanguoshaocong，nizhidaotaduiwozuoleshenmema？”
qinmengqiujixudao：“taduiwoxiayao，xiangwuruwo！”
“这是我授意的！”
tingdaozheihua，qinmengqiuzhijieshale，tameixiangdaoshiliuqinghuashouyiguoshaocongzheimezuode。
buguo，jishishishouyide，danneixiejizheni？
ruobushizhouyidehua，kongpataxianzaidoushibaozhishangdetoubantoutiaole。
“mengqiu，nihuilaile，woduizhiqianduinisuozuodeneixieshiqingdaoqian！”guoshaocongyiliandeqianbeizhise，shideqinmengqiuganjueexin。
erliuqinghuaquedao：“nikankanrenjiaguoshaoshiduomeyoulimao，erqiehaiduiniqingyouduzhong，zheiciguoshaoguolai，jiushitiqinlaide，haimailebushaoguizhongdeliwuni！”
“ma，nibuyaobeitadewaibiaopianle，tajiushiyigeshizudeweijunzi！”
qinmengqiuyouduiguoshaocongshuodao：“nibiewangfeixinji，woyijingjiehunle，wodelaogongshizhouyi，zheishiwomendejiehunzheng！”
shuohuadetongshi，qinmengqiudeshouhaikuazailezhouyidegeboshang。
zhongyu，guoshaocongdezhenmianmuluchulaile。
muguangdingzhejiehunzheng，yuandudao：“niyiweinizheiyangjiunengtaoguowodeshouzhangxinma？niyiweiyuzheigefanrenjiehun，wojiudebudaonima？”
“woguojiazaiyunchengquandashida，xiangsongyigerenqulaolidaijinian，yirufanzhang！”
guoshaocongyouduizhouyiweixiedao：“nibuxiangzaidunjinian，zuihaolikaiqinmengqiu！”
“啪！”
xiayimiao，guoshaocongbeizhouyihuleyibazhang。
zhouyilengdao：“zheiyibazhanggaosuni，xianzaidemengqiu，shiwolaopo！”
“nigandawo？”guoshaocongshale。
“啪！”
youshiyibazhanghuzaiguoshaocongdelianshang：“zheiyibazhangshigaosuni，nibuguanshiguojiashaoye，haishidipiliumang，wo，nidoudezuibuqi！”
“haiyou，yiqianwojiugaosuguoni，wenmingrenbudongcu，niteniangdefeirangwodongcu！”
“啪！”
disanbazhangluoxia：“yihouzaigansaoraowodelaopo，woyaoniming！”
这是警告。
是神的警告。
压迫感极强。
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
