xiaoshuogaishiyixiandenannvzhushichuhaosunianlinqinyi，shizuozhebayuechubaxiedeyibenbaokuanxiaoshuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“xiaoheshang，nimeishierleba！”xiaoheshangcongdishangpaleqilai，takanlekanshoushangdewan，faxianwanzhongdedongxihaiwanhaowusun，ranhoutazhangtuleyikouqi，tayizhishou……
suniantingdaochuhaozuihoudehua，qiaolidelianshangluchulecuoezhise。
chuhaoheiheiyixiaodao：“woxiaoshihou，yeyejiuyizhishuo，wozheiyangzi，yihouzhaobudaoxifuer，suoyitajiwoanpailelinqinyizheigewawaqin。ranhouhuangle！”
“xianzaihaoburongyizhaodaonizheimeyigeyoupiaoliangyouyouqiandexifuer，wokendingdehaohaobawozhu。”chuhaogankedao：“buranyihouzhibudingyaodaguanggun！”
sunianyixi，lianmangwendao：“ninenggourangyejiaderenchenfuma？”
chuhaoliangshouyitanshuodao：“wojiushigenongcunren，meiqianyoumeishi，renyejiashichaojihaomen，pingshachenfuwo。”
“nei…zenmeban。”sunianmangrandewendao。
“zouyibukanyibubei。”chuhaolehehedeshuodao：“jirandoujiehunle，neiyihoujiushifuqile，shenmeshiqing，zongyaogongtongmiandui！”
tazheixienian，xuanhujishi，yeyouyidingderenmai，liuxialeyixielianxifangshi！
tayeyegaosuguochuhao，bulunshishei，zhiyaoshibingren，zhaoshangmenlai，bulunshane，nengjiuzejiu，chukaizhendebuxiangchushouzhiwai！
erqietamenxianglaifenwenbuqu，zhiqianrenqing！
zhiyuqizhongyouduoshaorenyuanyihaizheigerenqing，chuhaoyebuzhidao。
zuiweiguanjiandeshi，yaoduisunianhetaxiashouderen，shiyanjingdesujia！
dangran，chuhaoyemeiyoushenmejupade，tabenjiurulekaiqiaoqi，daidejiuqiaoquankaideshihou，zheigeshijienengduitayouweixiederen，bingbushineimededuo。
suniandaidaidekanzhechuhao，yishizhijian，taxinliyouxiejiujie，buzhidaozijideyeyedaodiduibudui！
jiuzaizheigeshihou，louxiahuranxiangqileyizhendeshengyin。
“yaosisiwaibianerqu！”
“biezhuanga，pengcishiba！”
……
yizhendecaozadeshengyinxiangleqilai，daduanlesuniandesixu，sunianmeitouyizhoudao：“zenmehuishier？”
chuhaoyaotoudao：“yaobuxiaqukankan？”
苏念点头。
liangrenzouchubaofang，chaozhelouxiazoulexiaqu。
yiloushiyigedating，cishidatingzhizhong，weizhebushaoderen，chuhaotamenzaijietishang，kanzhexiafang。
renqunzhongjian，yigexiaoheshangtangzailedishang。zhengshitajinruzheibaiyatadeshihou，suoyudaodeneigexiaoheshang。
tadehuailibaozheyigeyouxiebieledetiepener，penerlizhuangzheyixiechidedongxi，talaolaodebaozhe，buyuanyijiangneipenerlidedongxisachulai。
taneikanqilaiyouxieshouxiaodeshenti，zaibuduandechouchuzhe，zuibazhizhongzhengzaikoutubaimo。
yigeyizhehuaguidenvrenzhengzhizheneixiaohaishuodao：“biezhuangle，biezhuangle，wojiupengleniyixia。zhuangshenme，yigesiqigai，yaosisichuqu！”
“wogangcaifenmingkandaonidaletayibazhang！”yourenxiaoshengshuodao。
zainvrendeshenhou，yigenandexiongsheneshadeshuodao：“nishuoshenme？ninazhiyanjingkandaole。”
neigerenhaixiangshuodianershenme，danshipangbianyigerenlaletayixiashuodao：“biezhaoshier，zheinvrenshiluojiaderen！”
yishizhijian，zhenggedatingbushaoderen，juranmeiyouyigerenshuohua。
“biechaole，kuaida120ba，zheiyikanjiushiyangdianfeng。”zheigeshihou，yourenshuodao：“zaiwanyidianer，churenmingkejiubuhaole。”
neinvrensihuyouxiexinxu，ranhoulenghengyishengdao：“yaodanimenda，fanzhenghewomeiguanxi。”
loutishangyezhanzhebushaoderen。
chuhaopangbian，yourenxiaoshengshuodao：“zheiluojiaderenzhenshibadao，neixiaoqigaiheshangganggangshanglaixiangyaotaoliangbeichashui，ranhoubuxiaoxinzhuangdaoleneinvren，neinvrenxiangdoumeixiang，zhuanshenjiuyibazhangshanleguoqu！”
“xiaoheshangzheimeshouruo，yikanjiuyingyangbuliang，nalichengshoudezhuzheiyibazhang，zhijiebeishandedaozaidishang，lianshangdewuzhiyindouhaizai，taquebuchengrenle。”
chuhaochaozheneinvrenkanqu，nvrenkanqilaisishilaisui，nianqingdeshihou，yinggaishiyoujifenzise。
chuhaokanzhexiaoheshangdemoyang，meitouyizhouduizhesuniandao：“nidengwoyixia。”
shuozhe，tapaikairenqun，laidaolexiaoheshangdemianqian。
takanleyiyanneigezhongniannvren。
“kanshenmekan！”zhongniannvrenshenhou，neigenandexiongsheneshadewendao。
chuhaodandandepieletayiyandao：“nizuihaoqitaozheigexiaoheshangmeishier，fouzenishipaobudiaode。”
“nishenmeyisi？”nvrendengyandao：“nizhidaowoshisheima？woshiluojiaderen！”
“nijiushitianwanglaozi！”chuhaomuguangzhuozhuodekanzhetadao：“shanglerenyeyaofuze。”
“ni！”nvrenlianseyibian。
chuhaomeiyouzaikanta，tazoudaolexiaoheshangdebianshang，xiangyaoshenshouquwoxiaoheshangdeshouwan，jitazhenmai！
suiranxiaoheshangdebiaoxianqueshixiangyangdianfeng，danshizuoweiyimingdingjiandeshenyi，chuhaoyiyanjiukanchulai，xiaoheshangdeqingkuang，heyangdianfengwanquanbushiyigebingqing。
danshirangchuhaochayideshi，xiaoheshangquesisidebaozheneigepen，suiranhunshenchouchu，koutubaimo，danshiquebuyuanyisongshou，yebaochizhepenlidedongximeiyousachulai。
“zhei…zhei…shi，shifu…de…dechide。”xiaoxiaoheshangshuodao：“shifu…ele…san…santianle…”
shuozhe，xiaoheshangsihushizaixiaoyiyang，chouchuzheshuodao：“genzhe…genzheshifu…hun，santian…e…jiudun…，danshiwo…wohaishi，xihuanshifu！”
chuhaomeitouzhouzhe，xiaoheshangdehualaikan，zheixiaozi，yijingyouxieshenzhibuqingle。tayibiankoutubaimo，zhenggerendeshentikaishifahongfatang。
chuhaozhidaobunengzaichiyile，tazhijieqiangxingbaxiaoheshangdeshouwanbaileguolai。
chuhaodeshoudazailetamaishangdeneiyike，tayixiazijiulengzhule，zheimaixiang，chuhaocongweiyudaoguo。
zheigeshihou，dianpulimian，jigegongzuorenyuanzouleguolaishuodao：“laofanrangyixia！”
“woxianzaiyaojitayizhi！”chuhaoshenxiyikouqidao：“zheisimiaozhizhong，keyouyinzhen！”
“laofanrangyixia！”zheigeshihou，yigezheilidefuwuyuanzouleguolaidao：“womenjingliyaoqiubazheixiaoheshangjisongchuqu，wanyitasizaizheilimian，duiwomenyingxiangbuhao！”
“哗！”
现场一片的哗然！
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yigeqinglengdeshengyinxiangleqilaidao：“qugaosunimenjingli，tabeikaichule！”
suoyourenxunshengkanleguoqu，tamenfaxian，yigejuemeidenvzi，congjietishanghuanhuandezoulexialai。
chuhaokanzhesunian，lianshangluchuledaizhizhise。
sunianweiweiyixiaodao：“woshuole，woxihuanlaizheigedifanghechajingzuo，suoyi…wojiubazheigedifangshougoule。”
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