feichangchusededoushishenghuogushi，《gaishiyixian：kaijujiandaoxiaolongnv》deqingjiexinibusutao，zhuxianmingxian，renwuhuolinghuoxian，zhendehenzhide。zhujiaoshilinfanxujingjing，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:shuowan，machao‘putong’guizaidishang，duilinfanganjitiling：“xuelaodequemeishuocuo，niguozhenshishenyi！wogangcaizhenshixialezheiduigouyan，nijiulewolaoda，jinhoudan……
第17章
“haoshenmehao，zheibieshuzhenghaodangnigequxifudehunfang，nizhujinqusuanzenmehuishi？”
qinyueexunlejulinshuyin，youduilinfandao，“xiaofan，zanbunengwangben，zheifangzisuiranpojiu，danwomenyezhuzheimeduonian，youganqingle，wohenibanayebuban，haizhuzheili！”
“youdonglonghubieshu，nijiugenghaozhaoxifule，zhaojihuiheyinyinguimirenshixia，heshijiukuaibahunjiele，mayezhejibaosunzini！”
“妈，你又来了！”
linfandunshitoudarudou，ganjinchiwanfan，duojinzijiwuli。
linqingshanqidetiaojiao：“zheichouxiaozi，zhenshiyidianbuji！”
“xiaofan，pashibeishangdetaishen，haimeizouchulaiba。”
秦月娥摇头叹道。
“aiya，ba，ma，nimenyetaixingjile！”
linshuyindao，“wogetaxianzaizheimeyouxiu，bujinyishuchaofan，haihuigongfu，zhangdehaishuai，nagenvhaizijiajiwoge，caishitadeyunqini！”
......
翌日，清晨。
linfanyoushiyiyeweishui，chenjinxiulianzhizhong。
jibianruci，yiyegongfu，tineilingqiguimoyemeiduodafudutisheng。
kanlaizheiyangxiulian，haishishouxiaoshenwei。
linfanpobujidai，gengxiangshiyanxiazailonghubieshuxiulianshenmexiaoguo。
zuowan，haixiangzheshuofufumuyikuaibanqulonghubieshu，quebeierlaolianhecuihun！
linfanyixiangdoutouda，zhihaoyihouzaixiangbanfa。
半个小时后。
linfanyirenlaidaolonghubieshu，machaodaitayiyikanleneiershiwudonghaimeichushoudebieshu。
linfanranglongnvshifu，bangmangtiaoxuanledonglingqizuinongyudebieshu，bianruzhulejinqu。
zhihou，linfanbianbimenbuchu，zaixiaolongnvzhidianxia，sheqijulingfazhen。
linfanpanxiyudi，zuozaijulingfazhenzhongyang，pingxiningshen，xiulianqilai。
cuidong《longwangjue》，longhubieshuzhoubiantiandilingqichaoyongerlai，huaweiyidaodaolongxingqixuan，huirulinfandaxiaozhoutian，qijingbamai！
ganshouzhetineibangboyongdongdelingqichaoshui，linfanxinzhongyoushijidong，youshikuangxi！
zheilonghubieshu，guoranshinandedefengshuibaodi！
zaicixiulian，guoranxiuliansudujihebeitisheng！
时间流逝。
buzhiguoquduojiu，yigeshouji**xiangqi。
linfanzhengkaishuangyan，yikanshisuyuroudalaideyuyindianhua。
lianmangjietong，biantingsuyuroudao：“linshenyi，zhiqianyuehaojintianjiwozhenjiu，nixianzaina？wokaichequjieni！”
“今天？”
linfanyizheng，kanzhechuangwai，manlianjingyazhise。
jingranguoquleyitianyiye?
chenjinxiulianzhizhong，linfanhunranwangjishijian。
suyurou：“linshenyi？”
linfanhuiguoshenlai，lianmangdao：“suxiaojie，jiaowolinfanjiuhao。buyongkaichelaijiewo，woquzhaoni！”
“hao，linfan，neiwofanidingwei。”
shuowan，suyuroubianguale，henkuaifalaiyigedingwei。
suiji，linfanlikailonghubieshu，qianwangdingweishangdefeicuihuayuan。
......
feicuihuayuan，suibibushanglonghubieshu，queyeshijiangchenggaoduanbieshuloupan，meipingmiershiwanqibu，suibianyidongjiazhihaojiqianwan！
suyurouyidingchushenyouwo，buranzenhuizhuzaizheidifang？
buguo，linfankeshilingjiaoguosuyuroudaxiaojiediaomanpiqi，tayaoshinaweihaomenfujiaqianjin，linfanyeyidianbujueqiguai。
henkuai，laidaoyidongbieshumenkou，linfananxiamenling。
kaimendeshiweichuanzheanhongzhongshanfudewushilaisuinanzi，zhoumeikanzhelinfan，chayiwen：“xiaohuozi，nishi？”
linfan：“laoboninhao，woshilinfan，laizhaosuxiaojie。”
“fubo，shilinfanma？rangtajinlaiba。”
bieshunei，chuanlaiyigewanruoyinlingdenvhaishengyin。
linfanzoujinbieshu，zhengkandaosuyuroucongerloushufangzouchulai，muguangshunjiandaizhu。
jintiandesuyurou，chuanzheyishendanziqipaozhuang，zhenggerenqizhidoubiandewenrouwanyue，rujiangnanshuixiangdejiaren，xianjingroumei，chuchudongren。
jifubai.xiyingrun，manmiaodeshencai，zaiqipaobaoguoxia，gengxianaotuyouzhi，sanfalingrenzhixidemeili！
“林凡，上来吧！”
suyuroujiaoyeyihong，shuowanzhuanshenhuidaoshufang。
linfanzoushangerlou，jinrushufang，jiangmenguanshang。
suyuroudaidaidizuozaishafashang，menshengbushuohua。
林凡也满脸尴尬。
shangci，jisuyurouzhenjiu，duifangzaihunmizhuangtai。
cike，suyurouqueqingxingzhe，shigenvhaizi，douhuinanweiqing。
linfanlenglehaobanshang，gankelexia，zhongyukaikoudao：“suxiaojie，keyikaishilema?”
“嗯。”
suyurouqingqingdiantou，zhandouzhexiaoshou，yikekejiekaishangshenqipaoniukou。
suiranyibushidiyicikanzheilingrenzhenhandehuamian，linfanquerengshikongzhibuzhu，xinzangkuangtiao，liansesaohongyipian。
“linfan，nihaibukuaishizhen？”
suyuroubeichijinyaoyingchun，youxiuyounao，yuqidaizhejiaochen。
yizhangruhuaqiaolian，gengruhuoshaoyunban，fenerdoushihongtongtongde！
linfannaqiyinzhen，xiangsuyurouxinmaizhuxueciqu。
qingqingniandongyinzhen，zhangxintoufalongwangzhenqi，mirusuyuroutinei。
片刻。
suyurougandaoquanshenzaorenandang，renbuzhufachuyingning：“a！”
shengyinjiaoxi，roumeisugu，dangzhenlingrensanhunmileliuqiao！
linfanzhenyoudiandingbuzhu，manlianheixian，wuyudao：“suxiaojie，nikebukeyi，jinliangbiefachushengyin？”
“......”
suyurouliandangenghongle，ganjuetaishesile！
jiaoxiudidizhetou，zhihouzaiyemeijiaochusheng，jibianhuorenannai，yeyaoyaqiangren，yishuangxiaoshoujinjinzhuazhequnjiao。
十几分钟后。
linfanzhongyushoushou，bachuyinzhen，manliandoushidoudadehanzhu。
suyurouganjinchuanhaoqipao，meimoudengzhelinfan，yaoyaoyadao：“linfan，wozhibingzheishi，buzhunniduiwailuanshuo，buranwoyaonihaokan！”
linfandiandiantou，yeyudao：“fangxinba，buluanshuo！buran，nijianglaijiabuchuqu，yaowoduinifuze，wokezhenshoubule！”
“rangnifuze，meideni！”
suyurouliumeiyixian，zhifanbaiyan，“zhilewodebing，jiuxianglaihamachitianerou，nikanwoyouneimehaozhui？”
“wozhishikaigewanxiao......suxiaojie，liangtianhou，wozailaijinizhenjiu，woyoushixianzoule。”
linfanmanlianganga，shuowanbianyaolikai。
“林凡，你等下！”
linfanhuitou，kanzhesuyurou：“suxiaojie，haiyoushenmeshi？”
“mingtian，wodainicanjiayigeyanhui。”
suyuroudao，“zheikebushiyibandeyanhuie，jiangchenggedahaomendouhuicanjia，keshijiejiaoquanguidedahaojihui！nijiulewo，zheiyesuanwohuibaonideliwu！”
林凡心中苦笑。
tasulaibuxihuanjiaoji，hekuangyitadedaolongnvshifudechuancheng，bupanfuquangui，jinhouyezhudingbuzaishichizhongzhiwu，binengyifeichongtian！
dansuyurouyeshichuyuhaoyi，xianghailetadeenqing，linfanyemeijujue，xiaolexiaodao：“haoba，suxiaojie，womenmingtianjian！”
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