《ganshanzhibo：yaoming，beiyeshengdongwulaishang》zheibenxiaoshuokeyishuoshiwozaidoushishenghuowenlijuqingzuihaodele！yechenliduizhangshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:wangjiaoshouganshouzhezhuaziderouruanwennuan，dengdayanjing，zuibaweizhang，yishijianshuobuchuhualai。tadedanaofangfoduanlu，ditoukanzhezijideshou，youtaitoukankandaxiongmao，……
“damaokendingzhidaowoxianzaizaizhibo，tameifaduanxin，zhijiedadianhua，nandaoshuo……”yechenxinlituranyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan，“hedaxiongmaoyouguan？”
talikejieqilaidianhua，neitoushidamaojiaojideshengyin：“yege！duibuqiyege，wozhidaonizaizhibo，danshi……”
meidengtashuowan，yechenzhijiedaduanleta：“shuozhengshi。”
“hao，”damaoyunleyikouqi，“yege，daxiongmaomamashizongle！”
“shizong？”yechenzhouqimeitou，“huibuhuishichuquwanle？daxiongmaoyeyouzijidehuodongfanweiba。”
damaodeshengyinfeichangjiaolv：“bushide，yege，congzuotiankaishijiuzhaobudaodaxiongmaomamale。womenbafujindoufanbianle，lianjulizuizishendezhuanjiadouqinglaile，kehaishiyiwusuohuo……”
yechenchenmolepianke，tahuixiangqidaxiongmaomamayiweizhezijideyangzi，xiangqidaozhitashoushangdebushoujia。
“gaisi，buhuishiyudaoweixianleba？”yechenxinzhongdedanyouyufaqianglie。
tapieleyiyanzhengzaizhibodeheixiong，zheiduixiongbanlvjinrulexianzheshijian，yigelanyangyangditangzaidishang，lingyigebaiwuliaolaidikenzheshupi。
duanshijiannei，tamendagaihuijixuzheizhongchileshui、shuilechidejiezou。
yechenzhuyidao，zhibojianderenqizhizengzhang，yijingcongzhiqiandebiaoshengbianchenglehuanmanshangsheng。
takuaisuquanhengleyixialibi：quxunzhaodaxiongmaobujinbuhuiyingxiangdangqianzhibo，fanerkenengdailaiyixiangbudaodejingxi。
gengzhongyaodeshi，tayongyoudutededongwuzhuizongnengli，zheigenenglikeyibangzhuchuanshudongwubaohujuzhaodaoshizongdedaxiongmaomama。
“hao，wozheijiuguoqu。”yechenguoduanzuochujueding，“nimenzainali？”
damaorushizhongfu：“taiganxiele，yege！womenjiuzaizuichuyudaonidedifang，jiushidaxiongmaobaobaoshuijuedeneigeshudongfujin。”
“mingbaile，womashangdao。”yechenjianjiedihuida。
“taihaole！zhenshitaiganxienile，yege！”damaolianshengdaoxie，yuqizhongchongmanleganjihejingpei。
“damao，wenwenxiaoyetarenzaina，woqujieta。”meidengyechenshuohua，tatingdaodianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigeshuxideshengyin。
damaolikewendao：“yege，liduiwennizaina，wolaijieni。”
yechenkanlekansizhou：“zheigedifanggengnanzhaole，wozijiguoqujiuxing，henkuaijiudao。”
“bienaole，xiaoye。”liduiyibaqiangguodamaodeshouji，“womenyekailenidezhibo，zhidaonidagaideweizhi。congneilizoudaowomenzheier，tiandouyaoheile！”
yechenzhidaoliduizhangshichuyuguanxin，tasuozaideweizhibujinpianpi，erqieweixian。
ketaxianzaibujinbeixitongzhengtizengqiangletizhi，erqiebaocanyidun，tinengjinyibujiaqiang。
“lidui，biedanxin，”yechenxiaodao，“wozhidaoyitiaojinlu，40fenzhongjiunengdao。”
“40fenzhong？kaishenmewanxiao！”turan，yigemoshengshengyinchalejinlai，“wokannimenzhaogezhubolaibangmangjiushibukaopu，xianzailianzheizhongdahuadouganshuo。”
yechenlikeyishidao，zheiweiyinggaijiushidamaozhiqiantidaode“julizuizishendezhuanjia”。
neigezhuanjiajixushuodao：“lidui，damao，nimenzhaozheigerenlaiyoushenmeyong？jiurangtazijiguolaiba，bielangfeishijianle。”
yechentingdaoliduizhangqinghengyisheng，yadishengyinshuo：“bielita，xiaoye，ruguoninengquedingzijideweizhi，youzhunquedegpszuobiaodehua，fajiwomen，womenpaichequjieni。”
yechentingchuleliduizhangyuqizhongdeguanxin，danshishishi，paichezhenburutazijizoukuai。
“lidui，zhendebuyongle。”yechenshuo，“wocongxiaozaizheilizhangda，fangxinba。”
guaduandianhuahou，yechenzhuanxiangshexiangtou，faxiandanmuyijingfengkuangshuaping。
xianran，guanzhongmendoutingdaoletagangcaidetonghuaneirong。
“daxiongmaomamashizongle？zhendejiade？”
“ganglai，bushizaiboheixiongma？zenmehaiyoudaxiongmao？”
“buhuiyoushibushoujiaba？”
“touliezhetaikeele！yidingyaozhaodaodaxiongmaomamaa！”
“yegejiayou！yidingyaojiuchudaxiongmao！”
kandaoguanzhongmendedanyouhezhichi，yechenduizhejingtoushuodao：
“geweiqingfangxin，woxianzaijiuganguoqu，yidinghuijinquanlixunzhaodaxiongmaomamade。xiwangdajiajixuguanzhuzhubo，womenyiqijianzhengqijidefasheng。”
shuowan，yechenxunsudiaozhengleyixiashebei，tuoxiayinxingmicaiyifangjinbaoli。
tajiangshoujigudingzaixiongqiandetezhizhijiashang，quebaojingtounengbuzhuodaotaqianjindeluxian，tongshiyoubuhuiyingxiangtadexingdong。
suizheyechenkaishibenpao，danmuzaicifeitengqilai：
“dengdeng，zheigeyidongsudu，youdiantailiuchangba？”
“bukuishizaishanlizhangdadeyege，zheishijiaojuele！”
“wozuozaigongweishang，ganjuezijizaifei……”
“**，wozheimepao2fenzhongrendoumeile。”
“zheijiushihuwaizhubodeshentisuzhima，taiqiangleba？”
“yegedoubolekuai4xiaoshile，hainengbaochizheiyangdetili，xianmukule……”
yechendeshenyingzaimilinzhongchuansuo，linghuodizaimaomideguanmucongzhongzhanzhuantengnuo，bujingyijiankuayuelechangrennanyiqijidejuli。
yikedaoxiadejushuhenggenzaiqian，tayanshenyining，jiaoxiaqingqiaoyiyue，zhenggerentengkongerqi，wenwenluozaishuganlingyice，dongzuoxingyunliushui，meiyousihaotingdun。
zhibohuamianzhong，guanzhongmenfangfozuoshanglegaosulieche。
shumu、yanshi、xiliufeisushanguo，ouerchuxiandeshanjianmeijingrutonghuajuanbanzaiyanqianzhankaiyouxunsuxiaoshi。
ranerwulundixingruhebianhua，huamianshizhongwending，meiyousihaohuangdong，fangfoyechendeshentijiushizuiwanmeidejianzhenqi。
“yege！nijiushiwodeshen！”
“bushi，wodoukanleile，yegehaimeileima？”
“yeshen……yeshenzuiqiangzheisigezi，woyijingshuojuanle！”
“woxianzaicizhijinshanhailaidejima……”
suizheshijiantuiyi，yechendesudubujianfanzeng，tadeyanshenyufaruili，fangfoyijingwanquanrongrulezheipianshanlin。
zhongyu，zaiyipiankaikuodidai，yechenkandaoledamaoheliduizhangdeshenying。
damaozuixiankandaoyechen，tayongliroulerouyanjing，fangfozaiquerenzijishifoukancuole。
“lidui！lidui！”damaojidongdipaizheliduizhangdejianbang，shengyinyinjingyaerweiweifazhan，“kuaikan！yegelaile！zheimekuaijiulaile！”
liduizhangwenyan，xunsuzhuanguoshenlai。
dengtaquerenlairenqueshizhenshiyechenhou，meimaogaogaoyangqi，yanjingzhengdebipingchangdaleyibei。
yechenqingyingdiluozaitamenmianqian，dandingdikanleyanshouji，zuijiaoshangyang：“yongshi37fenzhong，wohaoxiangtiqiandaole。”
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