gaishizhanyizheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshi yangshuohewanrou,gaishizhanyigushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang,zhuyaojiangdeshi“dabo,zheidaodizenmehuishi?nizixishuoshuo!”“zheijianshiqingyouguguai,zhouyuanzhishideneigeren,gangsongdaozhianju,shangmiandeminglingjiuxialaile,jingranyaowoqinzi……
第二章:井底之蛙
haihao,zheiyiqiejintiandouhuijieshule!
“yangshuo,nijintianfashenmeshenjing......”
hejiajiazhuheweiminghuomaosanzhang,xiangbayangshuodepibale。
tasuikounaqipangbiandehongjiubeiwangyangshuoneigefangxiangzaleguoqu,buguopianleyidian,meiyouzadaoyangshuo。
“yangshuo,nigemeiyouyongdefeiwu,haohaodezaimenkoudaizhebuxing?feiyaochulaidiurenxianlian。”
hewanroujianzhuang,ganjinguolai,dengzheyangshuohoudao:“niyaoganshenme,kuaigunchuqukanzhenidedamen,jintianbushijiaoniqukandamenma,haibukuaiqu,nishibushibuxianghuole?”
“哈哈,搞笑。”
yangshuochaofengdexiaole,hejiadoumeiyoujiguotayitianhaolianse。
turan,renqunlizouchulaiyigexizhuanggelvzhongniannanzi。
tayilianqingmiedekanzheyangshuo,shuodao:“yangshuo,nihaishitingrouwandehuagunchuquba,nizhanzaizheilichuncuishijihejiadiulian,yebukankanzheishishenmechanghe,nipeizhanzaizheilima?”
xizhuanggelvdenanrenshihewanroudeqingfuzhoubo,zhoujiayeshiyangchengyoutouyouliandedajiazu。
“zheijiushihejiadaxiaojiedeneigefeiwushangmennvxua,guoranshimingbuxuchuan。”
“kenengzhendenaozibudahaoshi,chulaijihejiadiurenxianlian,tingshuotaganshenmedoubuhui,hejiameibanfa,zhinengjiaotaqukanmenshenmede。”
datangliyiduirendouzaikanxibanjifeng,taolunzheyangshuo。
“zheigefeiwucaibushiwodebaba,wodebabacaibushizheiyangzi。”
hewanrouhuailibaozhedesansuihaizi,douzheimechaofeng,kanbuqiyangshuo,zheirangsuoyourendouxiaole。
yangshuoshenxileyikouqi,ruguobushikanzaishifudeqingfenshang,datingdouyaoxueliuchenghele。
huixiangshifuduizijicongxiaodaodadezhunzhunjiaodao,linzhongqianhaiba“longzu”qinshoujiaojita。
suanle!guqieraotamenyiming。
yangshuomanmandelengjingxialai,rulaosengruding。
“hewanrou,nitingzhe,woyaogennilihun,jintianlaizheilijiushiweilezheige。”
“zheigelihunxieyishuwoyijingqianhaozile,nibiemoji,kuaidianqianzi。”
huayingangluo,yangshuobashoushangdenazhedelihunxieyishusuishouyireng。
“啪!”
lihunxieyishuhaoxiangbeishilemofayiyang,zhibenhewanrouneigefangxiangguoqu,henhendezazaihewanroushuodelianshang,jiuhaoxiangbeidaleyibazhang。
hewanrouadeyisheng,hewanroulianrouyankejiandeshunjianhongzhongleqilai。
qijibaihuaidekaikoumadao:“yangshuonigewonangfei,nijuranganzawo!”
datangbenlaizaijijizhazhadeshengyinshunjiananjinglexialai,hejiazheigefeiwukendingshinaozihuaile,jingranzijiyaolihun,haiyongdongxizalehewanrou。
jinwanzhenggeyangchengdeyoutouyoulianderenkedoulaile,kuangqiehaishihejiadedaxirizi,zheiyangshuobuyaomingle?
“zanizenmele?zhiqianshiwobuxianggennijijiaoeryi,paninongzanglewo,haole,congxianzaikaishi,nimenhejiagenwomeiyourenheguanxi。”
yangshuoyilianlinran,yilianqingmiedepielepiemianqianderen。
“buzhisihuo,nijurandarouwan。”
zhoubozheigeshihoudabuzouleguolai,yilianxiongbabademoyang,haoxiangyaobayangshuoshengchileyiyang,huiqishouxiangdayangshuo。
“haohaodeyaolihun,nishibushiyaoshuashenmejiliang?”
“jiupingniyepeigenwojianghua?nigunkai,biekaoneimejin,nongzanglewole。”
yangshuoqingqingtaiqishou,yongshouzhixiangdanhuichenneiyangzidanyidan。
meixiangdaozhoubojiuxiangbeirenjiayijiaoyonglidechuaileyiyang,shuailegeqingwatiao。
yangshuobujinbumandezoudaozhoubomianqian,dunlexialai,bishidekanzhezhouboshuodao:“kandaolemei,xianzaiqingchusheicaishimeiyouyongdedongxi。”
suoyourendoumengle,zheiyangshuogenzhiqianbuyiyangle。
heweiminghuomaosanzhang,zhanleqilai,yongjiaohenhendechuaileyixiayizi,madao:“yangshuonigefeiwu,niyaozaofanle?”
“zaofan?heweiming,nixianhaiwofumu,zheibizhang,wochizaogennisuanqingchu!”
“nigeshenjingbingxiashuoshenme!”
heweimingzhijiefouren,shengpabierenzhidaozheijianshiqing。
tahaoxiangxiangdaoleshenme,xiaodao:“wozhidaole,yangshuo,jintiangaoneimedadongjing,naolihun,haishuowohaisinifumu。”
“shibushijuedewomenhejiazuijinguodebucuole,yanhongle,xiangkengwomenyidianqian?”
“rensiweida,kanzainiweihejiakanlezheimeduoniandamendefenshang,wojiushishejiniyibiqian,nihaojinibamahuangehaodiandemudi,miandezangzaihuangjiaoyewai,shigudoubeiyegoudiaoquchile!”
suoyourendouliekaizuibaxiaoleqilai,wanquanbubayangshuodanghuishi,hahadaxiao。
rangsuoyourendouyixiangbudaodeshi,yangshuojuranmeiyouyisisidenaonu,neixinhaowubolan,buzhidaozaixiangshenme。
“wonangfeijiushiwonangfei。”
heweimingjuedeyoudianbumiao,haishixiguanxingdebishiyangshuo。
yangshuoyilianlengkudekanleyiyan,suoyourenganjuedaozaiyangshuoyoudianbuyiyangle,xinlimomingyouyizhongkonghuangdeganjue,doumomodebuganjianghua,chijingdewangxiangta。
“heweiming,wojiushuoyici,kanzairenshibaniandeqingfenshang,guqieliuniyitiaogouming,qitianhouwofumuchubin,nimenhejiasuoyouderendouyaochuanhaoxiaofu,quwofumumubeiqianguibaijidian,fouzehouguozifu。”
yangshuoshuodezheiduanhuarangsuoyouderendoumengle,chengmujieshedemianmianxiangqu。
“yangshuozheigefeiwuzhendeshiyoushenjingbing,zaihushuobadao。”
“tafumuchubinguanwomenshenmeshi,haiyaowomenchuanxiaofuguizaitafumumubeiqian,zuomengba。”
“haihouguozifu,yigekandamendefeiwu,nengyoushenmebenshi?nandaohainengnongsiwobucheng?”
hejiarenyilianbishidexiaole。
heweiminghengleyisheng,lengxiaodao:“yangshuo,niyaozhenyoudabenshi,hainengzaiwohejiabaichibaihebanian?wojintianbahuafangzheier,qitianhounifumuchubin,hejiayigerenyebuhuiqu!”
“he,jihuizhiyouyici,zhenxiyufou,jiukannimenzijile。”
杨烁提醒一遍。
heweiminghendeyayangyang,“lairen,bazheigebuzhisihuodefeiwuzhuaqilai!”
“feiwu,zheicizhidaocuoleba,dengyixiabieqiuwo。”
zhouboyiliandeyidekanzheyangshuo,xiongbabadepokoudamadao。
“sheizhuadaotajiangliwuwankuai!”
baobiaomentingwanxingfenbuyi,zhengqiangzhechongshangqian。
yidaqunbaobiaojiangyangshuoweizaizhongjian,tamenxiangdongshou,dangtamenkanjianyangshuobinglengcigudemuguanghou,shentihaosibeidingzhuyiyang,shiqulexingdongnengli。
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