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gaishizhanyizheibuxiaoshuodezhujiaoshi yangshuohewanrou,gaishizhanyigushiqingjiejingdiandangqihuichang,zhuyaojiangdeshi“dabo,zheidaodizenmehuishi?nizixishuoshuo!”“zheijianshiqingyouguguai,zhouyuanzhishideneigeren,gangsongdaozhianju,shangmiandeminglingjiuxialaile,jingranyaowoqinzi……

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第二章:井底之蛙

haihao,zheiyiqiejintiandouhuijieshule!

“yangshuo,nijintianfashenmeshenjing......”

hejiajiazhuheweiminghuomaosanzhang,xiangbayangshuodepibale。

tasuikounaqipangbiandehongjiubeiwangyangshuoneigefangxiangzaleguoqu,buguopianleyidian,meiyouzadaoyangshuo。

“yangshuo,nigemeiyouyongdefeiwu,haohaodezaimenkoudaizhebuxing?feiyaochulaidiurenxianlian。”

hewanroujianzhuang,ganjinguolai,dengzheyangshuohoudao:“niyaoganshenme,kuaigunchuqukanzhenidedamen,jintianbushijiaoniqukandamenma,haibukuaiqu,nishibushibuxianghuole?”

“哈哈,搞笑。”

yangshuochaofengdexiaole,hejiadoumeiyoujiguotayitianhaolianse。

turan,renqunlizouchulaiyigexizhuanggelvzhongniannanzi。

tayilianqingmiedekanzheyangshuo,shuodao:“yangshuo,nihaishitingrouwandehuagunchuquba,nizhanzaizheilichuncuishijihejiadiulian,yebukankanzheishishenmechanghe,nipeizhanzaizheilima?”

xizhuanggelvdenanrenshihewanroudeqingfuzhoubo,zhoujiayeshiyangchengyoutouyouliandedajiazu。

“zheijiushihejiadaxiaojiedeneigefeiwushangmennvxua,guoranshimingbuxuchuan。”

“kenengzhendenaozibudahaoshi,chulaijihejiadiurenxianlian,tingshuotaganshenmedoubuhui,hejiameibanfa,zhinengjiaotaqukanmenshenmede。”

datangliyiduirendouzaikanxibanjifeng,taolunzheyangshuo。

“zheigefeiwucaibushiwodebaba,wodebabacaibushizheiyangzi。”

hewanrouhuailibaozhedesansuihaizi,douzheimechaofeng,kanbuqiyangshuo,zheirangsuoyourendouxiaole。

yangshuoshenxileyikouqi,ruguobushikanzaishifudeqingfenshang,datingdouyaoxueliuchenghele。

huixiangshifuduizijicongxiaodaodadezhunzhunjiaodao,linzhongqianhaiba“longzu”qinshoujiaojita。

suanle!guqieraotamenyiming。

yangshuomanmandelengjingxialai,rulaosengruding。

“hewanrou,nitingzhe,woyaogennilihun,jintianlaizheilijiushiweilezheige。”

“zheigelihunxieyishuwoyijingqianhaozile,nibiemoji,kuaidianqianzi。”

huayingangluo,yangshuobashoushangdenazhedelihunxieyishusuishouyireng。

“啪!”

lihunxieyishuhaoxiangbeishilemofayiyang,zhibenhewanrouneigefangxiangguoqu,henhendezazaihewanroushuodelianshang,jiuhaoxiangbeidaleyibazhang。

hewanrouadeyisheng,hewanroulianrouyankejiandeshunjianhongzhongleqilai。

qijibaihuaidekaikoumadao:“yangshuonigewonangfei,nijuranganzawo!”

datangbenlaizaijijizhazhadeshengyinshunjiananjinglexialai,hejiazheigefeiwukendingshinaozihuaile,jingranzijiyaolihun,haiyongdongxizalehewanrou。

jinwanzhenggeyangchengdeyoutouyoulianderenkedoulaile,kuangqiehaishihejiadedaxirizi,zheiyangshuobuyaomingle?

“zanizenmele?zhiqianshiwobuxianggennijijiaoeryi,paninongzanglewo,haole,congxianzaikaishi,nimenhejiagenwomeiyourenheguanxi。”

yangshuoyilianlinran,yilianqingmiedepielepiemianqianderen。

“buzhisihuo,nijurandarouwan。”

zhoubozheigeshihoudabuzouleguolai,yilianxiongbabademoyang,haoxiangyaobayangshuoshengchileyiyang,huiqishouxiangdayangshuo。

“haohaodeyaolihun,nishibushiyaoshuashenmejiliang?”

“jiupingniyepeigenwojianghua?nigunkai,biekaoneimejin,nongzanglewole。”

yangshuoqingqingtaiqishou,yongshouzhixiangdanhuichenneiyangzidanyidan。

meixiangdaozhoubojiuxiangbeirenjiayijiaoyonglidechuaileyiyang,shuailegeqingwatiao。

yangshuobujinbumandezoudaozhoubomianqian,dunlexialai,bishidekanzhezhouboshuodao:“kandaolemei,xianzaiqingchusheicaishimeiyouyongdedongxi。”

suoyourendoumengle,zheiyangshuogenzhiqianbuyiyangle。

heweiminghuomaosanzhang,zhanleqilai,yongjiaohenhendechuaileyixiayizi,madao:“yangshuonigefeiwu,niyaozaofanle?”

“zaofan?heweiming,nixianhaiwofumu,zheibizhang,wochizaogennisuanqingchu!”

“nigeshenjingbingxiashuoshenme!”

heweimingzhijiefouren,shengpabierenzhidaozheijianshiqing。

tahaoxiangxiangdaoleshenme,xiaodao:“wozhidaole,yangshuo,jintiangaoneimedadongjing,naolihun,haishuowohaisinifumu。”

“shibushijuedewomenhejiazuijinguodebucuole,yanhongle,xiangkengwomenyidianqian?”

“rensiweida,kanzainiweihejiakanlezheimeduoniandamendefenshang,wojiushishejiniyibiqian,nihaojinibamahuangehaodiandemudi,miandezangzaihuangjiaoyewai,shigudoubeiyegoudiaoquchile!”

suoyourendouliekaizuibaxiaoleqilai,wanquanbubayangshuodanghuishi,hahadaxiao。

rangsuoyourendouyixiangbudaodeshi,yangshuojuranmeiyouyisisidenaonu,neixinhaowubolan,buzhidaozaixiangshenme。

“wonangfeijiushiwonangfei。”

heweimingjuedeyoudianbumiao,haishixiguanxingdebishiyangshuo。

yangshuoyilianlengkudekanleyiyan,suoyourenganjuedaozaiyangshuoyoudianbuyiyangle,xinlimomingyouyizhongkonghuangdeganjue,doumomodebuganjianghua,chijingdewangxiangta。

“heweiming,wojiushuoyici,kanzairenshibaniandeqingfenshang,guqieliuniyitiaogouming,qitianhouwofumuchubin,nimenhejiasuoyouderendouyaochuanhaoxiaofu,quwofumumubeiqianguibaijidian,fouzehouguozifu。”

yangshuoshuodezheiduanhuarangsuoyouderendoumengle,chengmujieshedemianmianxiangqu。

“yangshuozheigefeiwuzhendeshiyoushenjingbing,zaihushuobadao。”

“tafumuchubinguanwomenshenmeshi,haiyaowomenchuanxiaofuguizaitafumumubeiqian,zuomengba。”

“haihouguozifu,yigekandamendefeiwu,nengyoushenmebenshi?nandaohainengnongsiwobucheng?”

hejiarenyilianbishidexiaole。

heweiminghengleyisheng,lengxiaodao:“yangshuo,niyaozhenyoudabenshi,hainengzaiwohejiabaichibaihebanian?wojintianbahuafangzheier,qitianhounifumuchubin,hejiayigerenyebuhuiqu!”

“he,jihuizhiyouyici,zhenxiyufou,jiukannimenzijile。”

杨烁提醒一遍。

heweiminghendeyayangyang,“lairen,bazheigebuzhisihuodefeiwuzhuaqilai!”

“feiwu,zheicizhidaocuoleba,dengyixiabieqiuwo。”

zhouboyiliandeyidekanzheyangshuo,xiongbabadepokoudamadao。

“sheizhuadaotajiangliwuwankuai!”

baobiaomentingwanxingfenbuyi,zhengqiangzhechongshangqian。

yidaqunbaobiaojiangyangshuoweizaizhongjian,tamenxiangdongshou,dangtamenkanjianyangshuobinglengcigudemuguanghou,shentihaosibeidingzhuyiyang,shiqulexingdongnengli。

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